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RomanceRe: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 5:11pm On Dec 17, 2023
Bmaster:
gambling is the worst enemy of man,not even masturbation or porn.
Gambling can make you become unserious with what you do for a living.
omoh.........i swr
RomanceRe: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2023
gigabyte13:
I tell myself say
Any girl wey no get work, we no go ever be friend talk of relationship.....
That decision changed my relationship with every female around.
Parasitic ones around me flew away, l give you, you give me. No be me be una Papa.
Enough of father Christmas
omoh.........i must follow dis foot step next yr


tnx for dis wisdom bro.


urgent 2k grls(frds) wn finish me.
RomanceRe: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by Illegal1(m): 4:58pm On Dec 17, 2023
omoh.........those are the useless nigeria grls we are talking abt,
RomanceRe: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 4:51pm On Dec 17, 2023
Gbadugbakun:
I didn't fall in love. grin
omoh........nah dis ur decision swt me pass
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2023
Ance4Liverpool:
hahahahahaha liverpool will chop man u like moi moi at anfield i can bet my babe on that
omoh.........u funny ooh,nah ur babe u wn use bet.
RomanceRe: How Much Did You Save This Year by Illegal1(m): 11:01am On Dec 17, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Shishi I no fit save..

This present economy no dey smile at all.... imagine saving money today, only for you to wake the following morning and end up being saved by the same money you saved the previous day grin
omoh........i swear bro,e no easy at all
RomanceRe: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 10:59am On Dec 17, 2023
Adex2442:
I stopped eating snakes
omoh........we(snake eaters)need u bck.
RomanceRe: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m):
OlawaleBammie:
After bn a graduate without any source of income, then I decided to learn a trade at 28..lol, I was ridiculed, starved, used to beg for #50 but I became a millionaire at 29..

Thank God for the good and bad old days.
omoh........which kind trade be dat 1 wen go make u millionaire btw jst 1yr?

or are u into buying and selling of human parts?
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Wike Defies Threats, Lands In Port Harcourt by Illegal1(m): 10:50am On Dec 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool
omoh.........i dedicate cause trouble by lil kesh to him(wike)

great jam
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reacts To Emir Of Kuwait’s Death by Illegal1(m): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2023
athaboi:
Seems like this TINUBU will be worse than buhari
omoh........no 2 ways abt it.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reacts To Emir Of Kuwait’s Death by Illegal1(m): 10:44am On Dec 17, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Reacts =present

Shocked =past grin

If you don't get, just forget abt it
omoh...,.....i gerit very well and i was shocked to hear the passing away of the emir of kuwait.
RomanceRe: How Much Did You Save This Year by Illegal1(m): 9:57am On Dec 17, 2023
omoh.........i currently got jst 1500 naira in my 3 accts.
opay 5h
U.B.A 5H
ECO 5H

nigeria is nt smiling at all
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Think I Bought This? by Illegal1(m): 9:09pm On Dec 16, 2023
omoh.........u dn devert frm cucuber enter kulikuli?No offenses..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by Illegal1(m): 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2023
finallybusy:
Bottle of Coca Cola you buy, there is tax attached. Movies you watch in the cinema have VAT attached. A box of sugar, tax is deducted. Don’t think garri bought in markets don’t have tax attached.

Continue living life as usual.
omoh.........wat are u saying?
EventsRe: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:28pm On Dec 15, 2023
ppogba:
He dreamt he was dinning with Dangote before placing the bet.
omoh........u funny sha
EventsRe: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:26pm On Dec 15, 2023
Mubieey:
That’s why Islam prohibits gambling, See its implications
omoh,........who islam epp?
EventsRe: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2023
omoh..........as for me,i no go ever give up on bet9ja
dem must pay me bk all the money i dn lose for their hand,

who die na lose ooh,gv up no follow for the game
CrimeRe: Access Bank Ikere, Ekiti Attacked By Robbers (Video) by Illegal1(m): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2023
virginboy1:
damn, this is not good to know. I just hope they get caught and dealt with mercilessly angry
omoh.......who wn catch dem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Bayern Munich UCL (0 - 1) On 12th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2023
omoh........liverpool to continue frm were bayern stoped..

if u knw u knw....
FoodRe: Burnt meals,share your experience! by Illegal1(m): 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2023
princemillla:
Nothing you will tell I love burnt jollof rice. I can go heaven and earth for it.
omoh.........i swear
Science/TechnologyRe: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by Illegal1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 11, 2023
DevilishMan:
Feed it with wall geckos, insects, lizards, rats etc till its fattened and juicy then smash its skull with stone & make hot peppersoup with effirin leaves & periwinkle
omoh........i jst knw say nah ur hand work be dis
Car TalkRe: No Car Brand Or Model Is BAD. Do You AGREE Or DISAGREE With That? by Illegal1(m): 3:10pm On Dec 11, 2023
onlinediva:
As for me, no car brand or model is BAD.

I can point to our roads, mechanics, car parts sellers, economy, maintenance culture, driving habits, ignorance, stingyness, etc. in Nigeria as the ones BAD!!!

Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with me?
omoh.........u can as well say no phone brand is bad..
PoliticsRe: Will President Tinubu Be Unbeatable In 2027? by Illegal1(m): 9:32am On Dec 11, 2023
TonyeBarcanista:
You can't rig where you are not popular
omoh........jst dey play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 8:38pm On Dec 09, 2023
flexyrule:
Now watch as Arsenal flop against Aston Villa..
omoh........u be prophet ooh
RomanceRe: Return Rolls Royce, Buy A Corolla, Lady Calls Out Kizz Daniel For Wasting Money by Illegal1(m): 1:13pm On Dec 09, 2023
Achor1111:
I dedicate "my Gee" by kizz Daniel to her.
Great jam
omoh........nah ur 2nd acct be dis bah?
RomanceRe: You Guys Neva Told Me This About Nigerian Oloshos by Illegal1(m): 1:06pm On Dec 09, 2023
[quote author=EmiDon11 post=127392863]While growing up, I thought prostitutes are whites (xvideos influence).
Untill yesterday night in ajah, I went to thier brothel to get an olosho to cure my konji.
My eyes couldn't believe what I saw
RomanceRe: Help, Bet9ja Did Not Want To Give Me My Winnings by Illegal1(m): 1:00pm On Dec 09, 2023
DevilishMan:
OP make I follow you I'm jobless right now I'm good with all kinds of weapon
omoh..........u no dey ever disappoint.
RomanceRe: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by Illegal1(m): 11:10am On Dec 09, 2023
stacyadams:
The greatest nairaland quote of all time came from the legendary "mosdii" "Nigerian girls are useless,all of them"
I go do the portrait hang for wall grin
omoh,......i swr
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh: I Became A Minister After Bishop Oyedepo Prayed For Me - Betta Edu by Illegal1(m): 10:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
omoh........be like 90% nairalanders no dey go church or bliv in prayers..
RomanceRe: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by Illegal1(m): 9:33pm On Dec 08, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
I have said this before that it baffles how a poor broke girl will set standard and say she wants a rich man whereas she herself is swimming in poverty. She can't provide her own Tfare, data, food, bills etc yet she wan Marry rich man? But same cannot be said about the man.

Dear man, set high standard for yourself. Avoid poor broke girls, they're liability and Parasites. If she's not rich dump her. Never settle for less
omoh..........las las all nigeria grls are useless
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With A Cock In Adamawa, Arrested by Illegal1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 08, 2023
DevilishMan:
The woman that reported him must be jealous that he's pounding the chicken and not her.

I'm ready to defend this young man with everything I have.
omoh...........all ur names really fit u well well

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