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RomanceRe: Size Of Vagina Matters A Lot To Me In Choosing A Life Partner by Illegal1(m): 11:13pm On Jan 07, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
It's men with tiny pp that worry about this things. Men with sizable thing don't bother.

Ogar, your thing small. Make we hear word.
omoh...........jst tell us say u never meet woman wen get loose puna,.then we go understand.

sum women nah comfam borehole down there,ur dick no cum board for were dem dey..
RomanceRe: Size Of Vagina Matters A Lot To Me In Choosing A Life Partner by Illegal1(m): 11:09pm On Jan 07, 2024
WhisperedNoise:
Sex is not food.
Sex is not food.
Sex is not food.
omoh.........sex is not food no mean say person go cum marry borehole put for house as wife.
RomanceRe: Size Of Vagina Matters A Lot To Me In Choosing A Life Partner by Illegal1(m): 11:07pm On Jan 07, 2024
omoh..........sleep with the 3 ladies 1st,then pick 1 out of them bcus i'm 100% sure 1 of dem must have a tight puna..


OR do u blong to no sex b4 marriage crew?
RomanceRe: Do you know any dead nairalander? by Illegal1(m): 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2024
omoh...........i no even knw any nlander in person,talk more of the ones wen dn go over board.


any way sha,may they continue to rest in vahala,the place were there's no wahala..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (0 - 2) On 7th January 2024 by Illegal1(m): 10:46pm On Jan 07, 2024
Rich4god:
That lady wey her bf na arsenal fan. Hope she done breakup with her. Imagine 3 straight loss.
omoh.........dat grl face dn disfigure by now.
RomanceRe: Decent Dress Is A Crime In This Era..! by Illegal1(m): 10:10pm On Jan 05, 2024
skj1377:
If you dress like this to the company I work for you will not get employed. You may be turned back for dressing decently. Your cleavage must be visible.
omoh.........nah ashawo quater u dey work?
RomanceRe: Decent Dress Is A Crime In This Era..! by Illegal1(m): 10:07pm On Jan 05, 2024
omoh..........make dress no deceive u ooh.

sum of dis gud grls nah big pretenders.
RomanceRe: Dont Date If You Are Not Ready For Marriage Yet. by Illegal1(m): 10:04pm On Jan 05, 2024
MisterBanny:
Na only Mumu guys dey fall in love with Nigeria girls. Just bleep anyone that comes your way without any Emotional attachment and you'll be fine.
omoh..........i totaly agree with u.
PoliticsRe: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by Illegal1(m): 10:01pm On Jan 05, 2024
omoh...,.....as it stands now,9ja dn turn to jungle.

jst do wat ever u can to survive either peace or in peaces..

nah to begin kidnap politician remain for boys to do.
RomanceRe: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Illegal1(m): 9:54pm On Jan 05, 2024
seanwilliam:
You didn’t complete the story. You knacked her join the smelly Abi u no knack am grin
omoh.........nah very important question u ask ooh..
RomanceRe: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Illegal1(m): 9:52pm On Jan 05, 2024
omoh..........i never experience dis tin b4,and i pray make i no even cum across am bcus i fit injure person pikin dat day.
RomanceRe: I Like Her But Her Kpekus Dey Smell by Illegal1(m): 9:47pm On Jan 05, 2024
LIVINGICONREBOR:
Oh God here we go again. We just start 2024.
omoh.........so make we no fu*ck again bcus we jst start 2024?
RomanceRe: Introvert And Extrovert Which Is Better by Illegal1(m): 9:38pm On Jan 05, 2024
omoh.........i belong to the 2.


i'm an introvert only wen am broke..and an extrovert wen money dey pocket.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Illegal1(m): 8:51pm On Jan 04, 2024
omoh..........dis is super storrry..
PoliticsRe: Governor Sim Fubara Visits Bayelsa Governor, Diri by Illegal1(m): 8:38am On Jan 04, 2024
insidelife22:
I dedicate Townhall by bat ft Balablue to him.

Great jam
omoh.........abeg nah mrn be dis,i never eat..i no get strength to laff anyhow
RomanceRe: Advice To Nigerian Girls by Illegal1(m): 7:23am On Jan 04, 2024
[quote author=Enemyofpeace post=127767182]Don't suffer with any man this year biko..

Look for one better billionaire like your brothers and father and marry him.
PoliticsRe: Ban Sports Betting Apps, Reno Omokri Urges Tinubu by Illegal1(m): 11:55pm On Jan 03, 2024
omoh.........nah beta thunder go fire dis man.


u want make dem ban bet,wen i never win half of the money i dn lose..


the worst mistake FG go make nah to ban bet,bcus boys go enter street full time..
RomanceRe: . by Illegal1(m): 7:04pm On Jan 03, 2024
omoh........wetin happen nah,abi u use ur family only piece of land take bet 2 sure odds?
RomanceRe: Why Is The Harmattan Season Different This Time Around by Illegal1(m): 12:04am On Jan 03, 2024
omoh.........abeg make we jst wait for righteousness to cum tell us wetin dey happen..
RomanceRe: That CNF by Illegal1(m): 12:00am On Jan 03, 2024
omoh.........at times i wonder the kind hard drugs una dey take for here..
RomanceRe: My Take On This Issue by Illegal1(m): 11:56pm On Jan 02, 2024
omoh.........love no kukuma dey for my dictionary b4.

i jst dey pity men wen dey mumu for grls all in the name of love.
Foreign AffairsRe: Japan Earthquake Latest: At Least 48 Killed In Japan - As Another Quake Reported by Illegal1(m): 6:32pm On Jan 02, 2024
SultanOfAbia:
God no dey do ojoro shaaaa
We have bad leaders but have good weather
Oyibo has good leaders but have bad weathers
Between Tinubu and Earthquake Which one person wan choose?
omoh.........abeg we choose tinubu
EducationRe: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Illegal1(m): 6:29pm On Jan 02, 2024
omoh.........i jst dey laff
RomanceRe: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by Illegal1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 02, 2024
[quote author=Vinnie2000 post=123567357]Nice one, OP.
CelebritiesRe: Portable meet Timaya, Phyno & Sabinus for the First Time in Bayelsa by Illegal1(m): 6:16pm On Jan 02, 2024
SETHARTHUR:
What is happening in bayelsa state?
omoh........its timaya day.

every january 1st is timaya day in bayelsa state.
RomanceRe: Happy New Year Everyone!!! by Illegal1(m): 6:50am On Jan 02, 2024
omoh........happy new year our big mamagee,i will continue to like ur profile picture..
RomanceRe: Please, I Need Advice What Can I Do In This Situation. by Illegal1(m):
omoh.........all dis useless nigeria grls slf with their wahala..


person wen dem wn even manage slf go jst dey form commando ontop notin..


any way sha,nah the man(simp)i blame
RomanceRe: Special Shoutout To All Nairalanders by Illegal1(m): 11:16pm On Jan 01, 2024
Zonefree:
grin grin
Bro, if engine wan knock make e knock, no changing of oil this year.
omoh.........no talk am ooh bcus i dn already arrange 1 fresh virgin grl dey wait for u..i knw say u lyk virgin well well
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 200k In 2024? by Illegal1(m): 11:00pm On Jan 01, 2024
omoh..........i bliv say the op dn already dey confused and weak bcus of the kind ideas he dey read for here
RomanceRe: . by Illegal1(m): 11:37am On Jan 01, 2024
Emmanuel30a:
Mention me when there is one...
omoh........mention me wen he finally mention u..
PoliticsRe: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by Illegal1(m): 10:37am On Jan 01, 2024
parkervero:
My regret in 2023 was borrowing money from loan apps.

It wrecked me to the ground. I realised too late.
omoh........dats was my 2022 regret,dis people show me shege,nah small tin remain,i for get high BP.
RomanceRe: Who Heard The Loud Trumpet Now?? Life Is Coming To Endoo by Illegal1(m): 4:47am On Jan 01, 2024
omoh..........i jst checked ur name and i was nt suprise at all..
jst fyn food chop,u will be alryt

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