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Events / Re: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:26pm On Dec 15, 2023
Mubieey:
That’s why Islam prohibits gambling, See its implications


omoh,........who islam epp?
Events / Re: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2023
omoh..........as for me,i no go ever give up on bet9ja
dem must pay me bk all the money i dn lose for their hand,

who die na lose ooh,gv up no follow for the game

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Crime / Re: Access Bank Ikere, Ekiti Attacked By Robbers (Video) by Illegal1(m): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2023
virginboy1:
damn, this is not good to know. I just hope they get caught and dealt with mercilessly angry


omoh.......who wn catch dem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Bayern Munich UCL (0 - 1) On 12th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2023
omoh........liverpool to continue frm were bayern stoped..

if u knw u knw....

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Food / Re: Burnt meals,share your experience! by Illegal1(m): 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2023
princemillla:
Nothing you will tell I love burnt jollof rice. I can go heaven and earth for it.


omoh.........i swear
Science/Technology / Re: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by Illegal1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 11, 2023
DevilishMan:
Feed it with wall geckos, insects, lizards, rats etc till its fattened and juicy then smash its skull with stone & make hot peppersoup with effirin leaves & periwinkle


omoh........i jst knw say nah ur hand work be dis

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Car Talk / Re: No Car Brand Or Model Is BAD. Do You AGREE Or DISAGREE With That? by Illegal1(m): 3:10pm On Dec 11, 2023
onlinediva:
As for me, no car brand or model is BAD.

I can point to our roads, mechanics, car parts sellers, economy, maintenance culture, driving habits, ignorance, stingyness, etc. in Nigeria as the ones BAD!!!

Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with me?

omoh.........u can as well say no phone brand is bad..
Politics / Re: Will President Tinubu Be Unbeatable In 2027? by Illegal1(m): 9:32am On Dec 11, 2023
TonyeBarcanista:

You can't rig where you are not popular

omoh........jst dey play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 9th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 8:38pm On Dec 09, 2023
flexyrule:
Now watch as Arsenal flop against Aston Villa..


omoh........u be prophet ooh
Romance / Re: Return Rolls Royce, Buy A Corolla, Lady Calls Out Kizz Daniel For Wasting Money by Illegal1(m): 1:13pm On Dec 09, 2023
Achor1111:
I dedicate "my Gee" by kizz Daniel to her.
Great jam

omoh........nah ur 2nd acct be dis bah?
Romance / Re: You Guys Neva Told Me This About Nigerian Oloshos by Illegal1(m): 1:06pm On Dec 09, 2023
[quote author=EmiDon11 post=127392863]While growing up, I thought prostitutes are whites (xvideos influence).
Untill yesterday night in ajah, I went to thier brothel to get an olosho to cure my konji.
My eyes couldn't believe what I saw
Romance / Re: Help, Bet9ja Did Not Want To Give Me My Winnings by Illegal1(m): 1:00pm On Dec 09, 2023
DevilishMan:
OP make I follow you I'm jobless right now I'm good with all kinds of weapon
omoh..........u no dey ever disappoint.
Romance / Re: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by Illegal1(m): 11:10am On Dec 09, 2023
stacyadams:

The greatest nairaland quote of all time came from the legendary "mosdii" "Nigerian girls are useless,all of them"
I go do the portrait hang for wall grin
omoh,......i swr

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Religion / Re: Shiloh: I Became A Minister After Bishop Oyedepo Prayed For Me - Betta Edu by Illegal1(m): 10:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
omoh........be like 90% nairalanders no dey go church or bliv in prayers..

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Romance / Re: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by Illegal1(m): 9:33pm On Dec 08, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
I have said this before that it baffles how a poor broke girl will set standard and say she wants a rich man whereas she herself is swimming in poverty. She can't provide her own Tfare, data, food, bills etc yet she wan Marry rich man? But same cannot be said about the man.

Dear man, set high standard for yourself. Avoid poor broke girls, they're liability and Parasites. If she's not rich dump her. Never settle for less


omoh..........las las all nigeria grls are useless

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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With A Cock In Adamawa, Arrested by Illegal1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 08, 2023
DevilishMan:
The woman that reported him must be jealous that he's pounding the chicken and not her.

I'm ready to defend this young man with everything I have.

omoh...........all ur names really fit u well well
Phones / Re: Pictures From TECNO SPARK 20 Series Launch And TECNOxAFCON Sponsorship by Illegal1(m): 8:55pm On Dec 06, 2023
warrifinest1985:
256 GB storage? Wetin person won use am store? Thats too much. My phone has 65 GB storage and i've been using the phone for a year now and i never fit use 45 GB from the storage despite having alot seasons films, american films 1000 plus music on it. 265 GB thats really crazy

omoh....,..nah which phone be dat?
Romance / Re: 2 Prostitutes Fighting For Customer, Prostitutes Causing Public Nuisance & Noise by Illegal1(m): 6:04pm On Dec 05, 2023
ch214:

Omoh you dey fvck up big time, e bi like say you don hit your head for wall before.

You dey make noise here and if you no sabi wetin to talk again, just get out.

omoh...........onto which matas?
Romance / Re: 2 Prostitutes Fighting For Customer, Prostitutes Causing Public Nuisance & Noise by Illegal1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 05, 2023
1nice:

You people never see anything yet.
All of you eyes would soon clear.

You go explain tire, you go wail tire and you go cry tire.

omoh..........na soso noise u dey make ooh,4geting say"2much noise no dey full basket and empty drum nah make noise pass

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Romance / Re: Decided To Start Going To Church. by Illegal1(m): 4:24pm On Dec 05, 2023
BigDickProblems:


The bolded is the simple reason you want to go Church, stop talking trash. Bloody Nigerian!

omoh..........the guy dey fyn connection bt wn jst use church as cover up
Romance / Re: Popular Yahoo Boy Nicknames? by Illegal1(m): 4:17pm On Dec 05, 2023
[quote author=Vinnie2000 post=127320635]
How about Popular Olosho Girls name?

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Romance / Re: Gay Son Or A Prostitute Daughter by Illegal1(m): 4:13pm On Dec 05, 2023
omoh......make una stop to ask sum stupid questions for here.
Romance / Re: Please Help. Am I At Risk? by Illegal1(m): 4:10pm On Dec 05, 2023
TheFinesseKid:
thank you dear. You're the best.

omoh.........instead of u to use ur data hustle,u dey fyn children firm to watch..

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Romance / Re: 2 Prostitutes Fighting For Customer, Prostitutes Causing Public Nuisance & Noise by Illegal1(m): 4:07pm On Dec 05, 2023
1nice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxyIJxKF7YI&pp=ygUfUHJvc3RpdHV0ZXMgYW5kIGN1c3RvbWVyIGZpZ2h0IA%3D%3D
2 Prostitutes Fighting For Customer

omoh.........i taught be now,u and ur team dn burn down all the brotels for nigeria,after all the noise u make

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Romance / Re: Age 25+..what Advice Would You Give Someone Age 18-24? by Illegal1(m): 4:03pm On Dec 05, 2023
Stephen2324:
Age 25+..what advice would you give someone age 18-24?

omoh..........erigga talk say,advice wen u gv urslf nah hm be the best advice..no let anybody deceive u.
Romance / Re: Age 25+..what Advice Would You Give Someone Age 18-24? by Illegal1(m): 3:59pm On Dec 05, 2023
MSN1:
I CAN SPEND €100 BILLION TO GO BACK TO MY INNOCENT 18. Man's 3rd leg has done a lot of damages.
omoh........i swear

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Romance / Re: Age 25+..what Advice Would You Give Someone Age 18-24? by Illegal1(m): 3:57pm On Dec 05, 2023
Jeon:
grin




I never reach half of 50, but let me contribute.
1.Mind you business 2.Avoid showoff 3. Be mysterious 4. Be secretive 5.Avoid proudness 6.Don't be boastful 7.Humble yourself 8.Make less noise and let you success /achievement speak for you.
omoh.........i no knw say u get sense like dis slf.

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Romance / Re: Decided To Start Going To Church. by Illegal1(m): 6:25am On Dec 05, 2023
Jackanda1:
So which church do you suggest?
omoh.........i no dey go church ooh..
Romance / Re: Decided To Start Going To Church. by Illegal1(m): 7:52pm On Dec 04, 2023
Jackanda1:
Winners Chapel,Christ Embassy or Salvation Ministry is a good start.

omoh.........i jst hope say the OP no go get erection inside church bcus the way female members of dis churches dey dress,no be here ooh...

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Travel / Re: Top 30 Countries With Highest Number Of Skyscrapers by Illegal1(m): 7:45pm On Dec 04, 2023
Sadwaste:
No single African country was listed, not even South Africa. Yet North Korea appeared on the list.

So, with a the noise about Lagos and Abuja, Nigeria does not even have up to 10 skyscrapers??

omoh..........i wonder
Properties / Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by Illegal1(m): 4:08pm On Dec 04, 2023
VeryWickedGoat:
That's a stone, okwute, used for stoning birds and thieves.

omoh.........verywickedman on the beat,bros i dn miss u tire..

abeg wlcum bk jare,its time to laff..

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