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CrimeRe: Man In Police Net For Stealing 1,300 Chickens by Illegal1(m): 9:51pm On Aug 15, 2023
omoh........dis story no complete,as in....he stole 1300 fowls?

hw he take thief them?
wetin he use use carry them?
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Marks Two Years Since Return To Power In Afghanistan (Photos) by Illegal1(m): 9:30pm On Aug 15, 2023
FalseProphet1:
What have they achieved this last 2 years aside enslaving their women.

I see democracy returning back to Afghanistan soonest.

This I have seen.
omoh........bros abeg epp us see nigeria solution 1st,its very important.
RomanceRe: Guys! Don't Loose Guard by Illegal1(m): 7:01pm On Aug 15, 2023
stacyadams:
grin Nigerian girls are useless ,all of them...

A great mosdii said so cheesy grin
omoh........and same person also said"all nigeria grls are ashawo,be it church grl or ur grlfrd,they are all ashawo..


long live savedday2
HealthRe: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by Illegal1(m): 3:54pm On Aug 15, 2023
Omoawoke:
Why did I open this thread cry
omoh.......u opened dis thread bcus u want to see the size of his penis
HealthRe: How I peed out kidney stone from my penis..... Graphic pics by Illegal1(m): 3:51pm On Aug 15, 2023
omoh.......i'm speechless
RomanceRe: This PuS,Sy Was Breathing In And Out As I Was Furking It Pictures by Illegal1(m): 10:25am On Aug 14, 2023
omoh.........werey jst full nairaland aswr.
RomanceRe: I Am So Foolish by Illegal1(m): 9:20pm On Aug 11, 2023
Ikamandoncome:
Look,for how many years wey I done know you for this nairaland with your various monickers,you nor dey ever get sense?

Look I will advice you to just kill yourself and let us have peace in this forum.
omoh........supported
RomanceRe: I Am So Foolish by Illegal1(m): 9:18pm On Aug 11, 2023
ChildOfDoom:
Day 3 clean
omoh........day 3 kill u there,jst tell us say u dey totaly broke and we go understand


stop deceiving urslf
CrimeRe: Loan Apps No Longer Have Access To Your Phone Contacts by Illegal1(m): 8:49pm On Aug 11, 2023
TrustNone:
them no message your contacts?
omoh........i no get any governor for my contact list.

them message my oga and sum few people,las las them tire to call me.
CrimeRe: Loan Apps No Longer Have Access To Your Phone Contacts by Illegal1(m): 6:17pm On Aug 11, 2023
TrustNone:
so which one are you currently owing? My loan expired two days ago and palmcredit is on my neck
omoh,......i still dey owe 5 of them.
newcredit,xcash,xcrosscash,joycash and xcredit...
RomanceRe: My Life Is At The Verge Of Hitting The Ocean!!! by Illegal1(m): 7:38pm On Aug 08, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
If na visual u dy play,forget am Ur 200k don go
omoh........on point bro
RomanceRe: Am I Cursed Or Wat? by Illegal1(op): 7:29pm On Aug 08, 2023
Tinububalls:
Life of a gambler.
omoh.......don't even go there. my dad once said same tin,bt michael don't gamble
RomanceRe: Am I Cursed Or Wat? by Illegal1(op): 7:26pm On Aug 08, 2023
PoliteActivist:
So the most important thing is women?! - yet he just told you he doesn't give them real money.
Instead of just telling him that 120K/month can easily disappear in this economy and it's not his fault!
omoh........honestly bro,i got more than dat amount monthly,and i don't hv much billing frm people.


my parents stop asking me for money,ever since they taught am stingy..


honestly bro,i knw wat am talking abt,i don't knw if dis spiritual problem or sumtin
RomanceRe: Am I Cursed Or Wat? by Illegal1(op): 7:20pm On Aug 08, 2023
donbachi:
Pour ashes on your hand and say"anything evil collecting money from my hands,as I blow this ashes away.i blow you away".
Then blow it
omoh........tnx bro,i will gv it a try
RomanceRe: To Those Who Have Sugar Daddy's (photo) by Illegal1(m): 7:17pm On Aug 08, 2023
omoh.........abeg i no fit laff,nah really her father fail..
RomanceAm I Cursed Or Wat? by Illegal1(op): 7:06pm On Aug 08, 2023
I don't knw wat to do any more,i'm jst tired of everytin/life


i work every day except sundays,year in,year out.bt i don't hv anytin to show for hardwork.


i make more than 30k every wk for the past 5yrs bt no single achievment/savings.... no body blivs me wen eva i say i don't hv money(including my parents)they taught i'm jst been stingy bt am 100% serious.


the worst tin is dat i can't even acct for wat i use my money for,i don't smoke,i don't drink,bt i do mingle with ladies bt i don't give them more than 5k(twice a month)i can't say dats wat eat my money..


even if i lie to the world,i can't lie to myslf....am 100% serious,i don't knw wat consume my money...

omoh......i dey see money bt i no knw wetin i dey use them do b4 every tin finish..
i'm 26,no girlfrd,no child,no responsibility,no saving,notin notin.....am jst tired
RomanceRe: My Life Is Remaining One Bar by Illegal1(m): 1:51pm On Aug 06, 2023
DevilishMan:
Been a long time we had a Nairaland funeral since HungerBAD.

Looking forward to it...
omoh.......u no go ever change
RomanceRe: My Life Is Remaining One Bar by Illegal1(m): 1:49pm On Aug 06, 2023
omoh.........i be tink say i get problem,bt i no knw say my own dey trek for were ur own dey.


i dn ask u to go beg dat old woman u offend for ur village, bt u ignore me.
FamilyRe: I Can't Forgive My Late Mummy And My Daddy by Illegal1(m): 1:30pm On Aug 06, 2023
omoh.........sorry 4 ur story bro,bt guy,u must 4gv them and move on with life.

ur experience is nt the worst in history.
BusinessRe: FG Asks Google To Remove 18 Loan Apps From Play Store (Full List) by Illegal1(m): 11:59am On Aug 04, 2023
[quote author=Penguin2 post=124840260]If I knew I would have borrowed from these mothef*ckers before they got delisted
RomanceRe: Achievement: I Made The New Olosho At Ezeka Brothel Tap Out by Illegal1(m): 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2023
ChildOfDoom:
I was just lucky with the girl. Some do bill o
omoh.........4 sure nah
PoliticsRe: Niger Coup Plotters Warn Tinubu & ECOWAS Leaders Against Sending Army To Niger by Illegal1(m): 5:06pm On Jul 30, 2023
TemplarLandry:
They're playing with fire.
omoh........i dedicate fire by davido ft drake to them...cool jam
RomanceRe: Achievement: I Made The New Olosho At Ezeka Brothel Tap Out by Illegal1(m): 4:51pm On Jul 30, 2023
omoh........dis ur story go make person preek rise ooh..


anyway sha,u try.and u also get luck say nah quite grl u meet,if nt,2k too small for her,after all the fucking and sucking
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo by Illegal1(m): 12:21pm On Jul 30, 2023
ikeno:
U go stop Des ur mumu mentality abi mamagee don give u her witch chop
omoh.......mamagee witch no be ordinary
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop Football Betting Before It Kill Me (my Story) by Illegal1(m): 12:07pm On Jul 30, 2023
omoh.........1 man food nah another man poison.


if nt for betting,i for no get shishi for my acct by now....i jst tnk God for merrybet,
RomanceRe: Hilarious! This Pictures of couples Trending Online by Illegal1(m): 11:58am On Jul 30, 2023
omoh.........i no even knw wetin i wn talk slf,abeg,i'm speechless
CareerRe: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by Illegal1(m): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2023
Akinksquare:
I will advise you to japa for the sake of your unborn generation. Give them the best education over there.
omoh........nah super story be dis ooh
CareerRe: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by Illegal1(m): 5:31pm On Jul 28, 2023
omoh........in as much as tinz hard for naija,i no fit dey earn 1.2 miter a month then tink to japa frm naija..I NO GO TRY AM...


money no dey grow on trees for aside country ooh
RomanceRe: Why Many Young Nigerians Are Not In Relationships by Illegal1(m): 5:48pm On Jul 22, 2023
omoh........country hard ooh,abeg make every body dey he dey 4 now

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