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RomanceRe: It's Just So Embarrassing by Illegal1(m): 5:45pm On Jul 22, 2023
Ilamina:
crylife is hard
omoh........truly life is hard bt u jst hv to be strong bcus u are nt the worst
suicide is nt the solution and its never an option
RomanceRe: It's Just So Embarrassing by Illegal1(m): 5:42pm On Jul 22, 2023
omoh.........suicide is nt an option if nt,i for dn do am since..


several yrs ago,there was a day i was abt comiting suicide,bt i don't knw wat came over me,1 mind jst said to me"oboi michael,so u wn really kill urslf leave all dis ur big ass babes?omoh na u lose ooh...


the taught of leaving my grls behind,stoped me frm suicide and it also moltivate me to work hard.


ground never level,bt atleast i tnk God for today..
RomanceRe: What Are Those Things You Pretend To Enjoy? by Illegal1(m): 5:24pm On Jul 22, 2023
Jennyclay:
I pretend to enjoy holding conversations with broke decent men.

Broke decent men can speak English for Africa cheesy

You don’t have money and you’re speaking English to impress me, Mr man it won’t work.

It’s not English i will eat nor spend Biko!!
omoh.........las las them go use u do plus up.
RomanceRe: This Is What Will Happen In The Coming Years. by Illegal1(m): 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2023
kelvine:
He fit be say the OP is on k...o...l...o....s
omoh.........i swr
RomanceRe: My Neibour Just Put To Bed by Illegal1(op): 5:17pm On Jul 22, 2023
Abolodje:
Op observe well your neighbor don tiff pikin
omoh........dis people dn already get 2 children,wetin dem wn tiff pikin do?
RomanceRe: This Is What Will Happen In The Coming Years. by Illegal1(m): 5:09pm On Jul 22, 2023
kelvine:
If I type "what is this one saying?" I might sound uninformed.

Please rephrase using simpler words, we might learn something.

I just read a second time "we got the ingredients of AI in the sand" What are you saying ? These words are alien.
omoh........i swr i no understand 1 tin i read for dis post.
RomanceRe: This Is What Will Happen In The Coming Years. by Illegal1(m): 5:07pm On Jul 22, 2023
omoh........bros abeg ur grammar 2big for person to read for dis tinubu govt..

abeg use english wen we go understand.
RomanceRe: The Rate At Which People Have Sex Without Condom by Illegal1(m): 4:53pm On Jul 22, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Nothing sweet pass raw sex...the feelings no be here...
omoh.........naso 1 grl for our street for carry another man belle cum gv me,i jst tnk God say i no bleep her raw that day,despite all her pressure for skin to skin sex,she go say"michael,i no dey lyk condom sex eeh,na raw i want...


i no knw say babe dn already get belle,na make she dey fyn raw sex frm me..


E no reach better 1 month,babe belle shot out lyk kilode..


omoh...abeg after God,fear woman
RomanceRe: The Rate At Which People Have Sex Without Condom by Illegal1(m):
omoh........nah person wen never use beta money take cure STD still dey bleep raw..


wen u dn use lyk 250k take cure jst 1 STD,nobody go tell u b4 u go hate raw sex
RomanceRe: Who Is This Jenny Clay Bashing Men Up And Down by Illegal1(m): 3:38pm On Jul 22, 2023
Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo
omoh.......dis ur talk jst dey make me laff
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Illegal1(m): 3:33pm On Jul 22, 2023
omoh....,....abeg,here no be facebook wen u go jst dey disturb us with ur profile pix all the time


i don' lyk ur profile pix(no offensess)
RomanceRe: Why Should A Lady Do This To Her Man’s Car? by Illegal1(m): 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2023
omoh..........2much of everytin is bad.


2much of i love u i love u is also bad,if nt,wetin go gv dat grl the mind to damage the car lyk dis?car wen she no even knw hw much for jst 1 tyre...
RomanceRe: Why Should A Lady Do This To Her Man’s Car? by Illegal1(m): 3:22pm On Jul 22, 2023
talented321:
Some men just dey open teeth waaah with their useless wives sha'
omoh........i swr
RomanceMy Neibour Just Put To Bed by Illegal1(op): 6:47pm On Jul 21, 2023
omoh.......i was suprised to hear dat one of my neibour jst put to bed dis afternoon.


most people in the area(including me) did nt even knw dis woman was pregnant bcus her tummy was so flat dat u barely notice she's heavy..


the news came as a suprise to us,we were jst asking her husband lyk"bros...ur wife be get belle?guy man jst dey laff...


honestly,i love such pregncy....
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by Illegal1(m): 6:21pm On Jul 21, 2023
omoh........to stop going to ashawo quarter,bt no way..
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 6:13pm On Jul 21, 2023
Pipapi1:
We voted 100% for BAT. The bus has long left the station and there is no campaign after the elections. Your candidate lost period! Take it or hold it - you have no other choice, wait till 2031!!!
omoh........u deserved to die by beating.


small shame no even catch u slf,u open ur month waah,they say we voted for tinubu...
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 6:06pm On Jul 21, 2023
abobote:
How can you eat a thing like this
omoh........empty belle no dey understand big english/grammar
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 6:03pm On Jul 21, 2023
Bobloco:
You should have allowed the poor rat breathe....
omoh.........our politicians no dey let us breath for dis country,so there4....we no go let any bush meat breath too.
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 6:00pm On Jul 21, 2023
FlamingoCityTv:
Naa so COVID19 start
omoh.........dis 1 we dey face for dis con3 no pass Covid19?
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:
Cutlass and plank for this small tiny rat?
omoh........jst to avoid say the bush meat wen dem see later escaped
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 5:44pm On Jul 21, 2023
Philanderboy:
See this one, we don chop am
omoh........nah correct guy u be jare..
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2023
Khd95:
Don’t eat this thinghuh
Na these type of rats that eat human shit and dig graves, don’t eat it
This is not a palliative from God o
omoh.........nah beta palliative frm God be dis jare.
who dn dash u 1k since mrn?
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 5:40pm On Jul 21, 2023
garriAndsugar:
Whether bush or house rat. Don't allow it to waste under this tinubu regime
omoh........i swr
FoodRe: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by Illegal1(m): 5:39pm On Jul 21, 2023
victor2008:
hope u guys are not eating it,thou naija hard now,so.............
omoh.........bros abeg gv me 1 reason why dem no go eat am.
EducationRe: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by Illegal1(m): 4:06pm On Jul 21, 2023
omoh.........i no bliv say na tinubu dey do nigerians dis kind tin.


buhari beta pass man
PoliticsRe: We Want To Improve Future Collation & Declaration Of Election Results - Yakubu by Illegal1(m): 4:04pm On Jul 21, 2023
omoh.........future election kill you there
FamilyRe: Things We Do Out Of Pity That Backfired by Illegal1(m): 4:01pm On Jul 21, 2023
omoh.........i go sign shorty for 1 of my neibour
day break,the guy tuama,na me later pay money wen i no eat
FamilyRe: Things We Do Out Of Pity That Backfired by Illegal1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 21, 2023
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