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RomanceRe: I Went To A Brothel Today With 2k This Is What I Did With The Money by Illegal1(m): 6:22am On Jun 18, 2023
Prettygirl200:
See this mumu, you are happy because you spent 2k to buy rubbish to eat, a lot of broke men are here and they will be forming redpill, after u don chop go house go do soapy.
omoh.......why the tin pain u,abi nah crime 4 person to eat he own money again?
RomanceRe: I Went To A Brothel Today With 2k This Is What I Did With The Money by Illegal1(m): 6:19am On Jun 18, 2023
seetomorrow:
Idiot grin grin I think say you get gist.
omoh.......which gist beta pass dis 1?
RomanceRe: I Went To A Brothel Today With 2k This Is What I Did With The Money by Illegal1(m): 6:18am On Jun 18, 2023
IgbosNIGHTMARE:
Weyrey

How do some guys enjoy sex with known and satisfied WHÓRËṢ? shocked shocked shocked

I know many of the so-called girlfriends are worse and dirtier than some professional prostitutes (their true body will give you instant shock or stroke), but at least, they are able to hide and disguise their true identity, so ignorance won't make you care and what you don't know "can't" kill you... BUT A KNOWN WHÓRË!? GOD FORBID!

THE FEAR WEY GO DEY CATCH ME AND THE DISGUST THAT I'M PUTTING MY PRECIOUS DÌCƘ IN A HOLE WHERE MULTIPLE BASTARƊS (Yahoo boys, armed robbers, Ritualists, married men etc) HAVE RELEASED THEIR FLUIDS!? shocked shocked shocked

God forbid bad thing grin
omoh........any guy man wen never bleep ashawo b4,never still open eye..

street go use am shine.
RomanceRe: I Went To A Brothel Today With 2k This Is What I Did With The Money by Illegal1(m): 6:15am On Jun 18, 2023
[quote author=NobleSeed post=123863383][color=#990000][b]next time buy the stuff go the brothel go chop
After eating dust your shoe and walk home.
If Koji see you next time e go run
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 6:10am On Jun 18, 2023
sageb:
Back then, I do visit Ebisam Road in Akenfa 2
omoh.......comfam
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Jokes, Laughs And Hugs African Leaders As They Arrive In Russia (Video) by Illegal1(m): 8:51pm On Jun 17, 2023
omoh........notin for make buhari no attend dis meeting hw wish the dullard still dey aso rock.
RomanceRe: Caught My Wife Who Is A Pastor Daughter Naked While On Video Call With Another M by Illegal1(m): 8:45pm On Jun 17, 2023
omoh........i jst dey miss boogyman for dis kind thread..

he for say"like dis nah,i dey rush go ashawo house to carry grl wen get dis kind big breast..
RomanceRe: Right Or Wrong by Illegal1(op): 8:23pm On Jun 17, 2023
[quote author=Lanmon post=123862150]The answer seem straight forward, definitely he has to pay but now let's look at it turning d table, would a woman pay after eating at her husband's restaurant?....believe me bruh, she won't pay, never!!!
So after reading this let me ask again...should a man pay after eating at his wife's restauranthuh
now ur answer go dey shake
RomanceRe: How The White Garment Girl I’m Dating Uses Juju On Me,please Help!!!(photos) by Illegal1(m): 8:06pm On Jun 17, 2023
omoh.......be lyk u dn knack pass king solomon ooh..
RomanceRe: I Went To A Brothel Today With 2k This Is What I Did With The Money by Illegal1(m): 7:48pm On Jun 17, 2023
donbachi:
You still waste transport
omoh.......bt he no lose nah.
RomanceRe: I Went To A Brothel Today With 2k This Is What I Did With The Money by Illegal1(m): 7:47pm On Jun 17, 2023
omoh........i dey enjoy ur post/comments bcus u dey always talk truth.
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 7:36pm On Jun 17, 2023
sageb:
Binaowei, just keep hope alive. Where do you reside in Yenagoa?
omoh.......na akenfa i dey
RomanceRe: Come Here Wetin Dey Worry You by Illegal1(m): 5:03pm On Jun 17, 2023
omoh.......be lyk say illamina dey recruit new members every day ooh..(if u knw u knw)
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 4:58pm On Jun 17, 2023
Sweetvie:
Hmm Adulthood na scam
omoh........i swr
RomanceRe: If A Lady Does This To You, What Do You Think She Mean.. by Illegal1(m): 4:55pm On Jun 17, 2023
omoh........dis my bayelsa brother(OP)jst dey make me laff with his comments..
RomanceRe: If A Lady Does This To You, What Do You Think She Mean.. by Illegal1(m): 4:52pm On Jun 17, 2023
Zonefree:
Of course, she's not street. She's community.
omoh.......u dn burst my brain.

u jst dey gv the guy(OP)wotowoto
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 4:44pm On Jun 17, 2023
Merch:
I dey face my own shege like this, since i got deported from Cyprus i come back naija dey hide from all my friends sad life hard but i can’t kill myself
omoh......bros abeg no make me laff.


honestly bro,life no easy,i no expect dis kind tin at all...
RomanceRe: Right Or Wrong by Illegal1(op): 4:36pm On Jun 17, 2023
Runnerzz:
Exactly... The question sef no follow
omoh........guy wait 1st ooh,imagine u came bk frm work and decided to stop by at ur wife resturant to say hi to her,then u asked her to get u a plate of food....u mean u will pay her b4 leaving?
SportsRe: Now That The Major Leagues Are Off,are You Still Betting by Illegal1(m): 4:24pm On Jun 17, 2023
guobe:
nice one.its actually very tough now
Very difficult but with constant study you can always get something.
omoh.......for sure bro

am counting on u to gv me sum sure games wen major leagues resume.i lyk ur predictation alot
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 4:20pm On Jun 17, 2023
Merch:
Bros na joeboy sing alcohol no be fireboy
omoh........guy abeg no mind me jare,nah thinking cause am..
RomanceRe: Can you ever be caught eating indomie? by Illegal1(m): 4:18pm On Jun 17, 2023
Omoh........do u smoke expired weed?(no offesence)
SportsRe: Now That The Major Leagues Are Off,are You Still Betting by Illegal1(m): 8:11am On Jun 17, 2023
omoh.......i'm also on break,am using dis period to study how bet works..

i want to focus more on full time draw and win either half..
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 8:04am On Jun 17, 2023
Nice2023:
I was in ur shoes in 2012 that is about 11years ago.

I personally became intentionally stingy and invested so much money in landed properties and some side income.

Today,I can face my expenses without shaking.

Take ur time and invest for the long term and focus majorly on ur parents amd siblings. Leave outsiders let them be.
omoh.......tnx bro
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Illegal1(m): 10:39pm On Jun 16, 2023
omoh........on a very gud day,she go jst put sleeping tablet 4 ur food,and u go jst sleep waaaaaah like nama.

then b4 u wake up,she dn use knife redesign ur bladder and balls.


on a serious note bro,after God,abeg fear woman..she might stab u 1day
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 10:19pm On Jun 16, 2023
[quote author=Berrityga post=123844572]Relocate to Lagos. E be like say you never see shege pro max.[/quote]omoh.......u read my mind ooh..

hw u take knw say nah lagos i de plan to relocate to?
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 10:15pm On Jun 16, 2023
[quote author=Samantha124 post=123844597]I sip my alcohol, I don't wanna reason bad things no more, I don't wanna go back to where I dey before, let nobody stop me, don't disturb me joor joor joor.

Toast to that op..
CareerRe: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by Illegal1(m): 10:12pm On Jun 16, 2023
omoh.......seen is bliving,i won't bliv dis story until i see it with my 2 eyes.
HealthRe: Sola Ogungbe: SEAP Microfinance Bank Manager Commits Suicide Over Unpaid Loans by Illegal1(m): 9:18pm On Jun 16, 2023
Judolisco:
senior man eno easy to be man... E fit Don borrow from d people wey u say make e discuss with
omoh......i swr
HealthRe: Sola Ogungbe: SEAP Microfinance Bank Manager Commits Suicide Over Unpaid Loans by Illegal1(m): 9:17pm On Jun 16, 2023
Flight90:
huh Suicide is never the answer
omoh.......wetin cum be the answer?
RomanceRe: Reality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 9:14pm On Jun 16, 2023
TsbAfrica:
You have highlighted you paramount problem ... Alcohol!

That is the foundation of your problem. All mind altering substances only rob you of your potential while masking your pain temporarily, hence keeping you dependent on it and truncating your future for temporary relief.


Where you even see the money to dey buy shayo bros ? It just means you no get issue ... You are fine.
omoh.......senior bros,u no go understand wetin i dey pass through..
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Bill Gates To Meet Tinubu On Monday by Illegal1(m): 9:10pm On Jun 16, 2023
omoh........good to hear.

wetin i knw be say"even if the devil himslf bcum the president of nigeria,he tenure go still beta pass buhari own..


buhari was a curse to dis nation.
RomanceReality Is Down On Me by Illegal1(op): 9:00pm On Jun 16, 2023
Omoh........i never knew a day lyk dis will cum wen responsibilities will bfall me frm all angles and i got no option than to attend to them even though am helpless


as a child i taught i will be as rich as dangote b4 i clock 25,bt today,reality is down on me and i hv cum to realise to be a man is nt a day job.most espcially wen u are the 1st child...


truely,as an average nigerian,jst 1 source of incum is nt adviceable at all......oboi..nah dye i dey


honestly i'm thinking of relocating to another state,hv a change of line,then start life afresh again b4 billing and thinking go kill me for yenagoa...


for the main time,i jst dey use"alcohol by fireboy to hold my slf together..

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