₦airaland Forum

HellVictorinho6:
why not ask if those i have could help?

Omoh.......abeg brodali padorn me,i 4get say at times people wen u get slf no dey reason ur mathias.


i was once lyk u,i dn fear life well well ooh,i dn sleep under bridge,cold neary kill me.....to cut the story short,suicide is nt an option,if nt,i for dn do am since.....


i'm still strugling to survive,bt atleast things dn beta pass b4


my broda,if i tell u say E easy,nah big set up...


Give up no follow,who give up nah loseguard..

RoadMozart:
I swear.... Those lines appeal to me every time

omoh......i swr down,dat song dey bust my brain

SultanOfAbia:
You have 2 types of Obidents
The ones that are naturally intelligent The ones that are gradually seeing the light and have accepted Tinubu. They are beginning to see how they were decieved and scammed by peter obi. Charly boy is an example
You have the ones that have an IQ of -0.6 A flying Cockroach has more sense than them These ones are extremely dumb and stupid. Looking for lost manhood Insulting everyone including their parents These ones make up 80% of Nairaland
If Peter Obi lost his manhood Tell him to go to Jiji and buy plastic manhood They sell the ones that vibrates

Omoh.......u said it all bro.

Omoh.,......dis 1 well sooo?
beta make i no miss anybody for dis life than to miss buhari..

SultanOfAbia:
Bible says no sleep for the wicked I don't know if this is a sign that this girl is wicked? Maybe that's why she can't sleep well

omoh......u be werey.

Omoh.......abeg make us understand,u suck dick or wat?
wetin u dey suck?

Omoh......i'm nt a fan of nigeria songs bt the only song i lyk so far is"destiny...by boy spyce

Sirchiboy:
.. Even 100 girls bros

omoh......i swr bro

HellVictorinho6:
i also sleep wherever ,itz the kitchen now. I am 25 years and i have had to change base over 20 times. I have slept on a bench outside multiple times, in classrooms, uncompleted buildings, ochurch,mosque,etc.

omoh......u no get people?
abi u jst decide to leave ur comfort zone to face life realities?

Amunethseranu:
...suicide is not an option what help will u give my darling friend here? All mouth no action

omoh......wats ur point here bcus i don't get u?

are u saying the OP shud commit suicide or wat?

Omoh......hw i go open my eyes give 1 grl 100k jst for 1 night stand,wen i no be politician...even if nah jazz slf,E no go work.

i go bleep more than 50 grls with dat 100k.

Omoh........abeg make person enlighten us ooh,bcus i dey also knack every wk for also 5yr now.

Omoh.......u dey use us catch cruise bah?

i never hear say STD occur the next day after sex,it takes atleast few days or 1wk abv...

nah beta thunder go fire u ooh...

[quote author=zinaunreal post=123497176]BUARRRI BUARRI BUAARII ITS MY TURN

FahBuLous:
OP your own don finish. The great nairaland prophet has spoken.

omoh......abeg make una no dey put fear for my guy body..

bikefab:
This one is celebrating sex with olosho after watching series of porn and almost masturbating himself to death. Lazy Nigerian youth

omoh.......abeg no too blame the guy,man body no be fire wood..

pipsplus2020:
Glorying in your shame! You had just defiled yourself and abused the grace that is meant to propel you to success. You should be mourning and not rejoice. Grow up and don't trap your destiny.
Repent!

omoh.......say no more if u are nt a virgin..

BluntTheApostle:
Yes, na. In fact, August 4 will make it 6 years.

omoh.......5yrs with out sex,bros u try ooh
the highest i fit go nah 1 month ooh..

iReddington:
Always serious look, he no dey smile

omoh.......i swear,u no go knw wen dis man dey vex and weh he dey happy..

Omoh.......so dis man no dey smile ryt frm time

DataCrab:
Omo, this one pass lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I fûck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day

omoh.......take am easy ooh bro.

Omoh.......make dis atiku go rest jare.

DataCrab:
I no tell am ohh

omoh.......funny guy,see as u jst dey happy lyk person wen win lotto

BluntTheApostle:
We should come and rejoice with you because you had sex for the first time?



Sex that has become cheap nowadays?




I have been celibate for more than 5 years but If I want to have sex today, I will have. That is how cheap it has become.

omoh........bros wait 1st,u mean u never knack for 5yrs nw?

westlius:
Yea

omoh.......dis mixture go pepper ooh,ginger dey hot,bitter kola dey hot,chelsea dry gin slf dey hot.

any way sha,i go try am on sunday night after sum dorime...

Heychpee:
U go catch HIV. I can foresee dat

omoh......hw many people u dn see wen catch HIV?

nokspos:
na wa o. to cut the story short, olosho disvirgined you.

omoh.......nah olosho disvirgin most guys for dis country,dats the simple truth

nah olosho disvirgin me ooh.

Omoh.......congrat bro
more kpekus to ur pricktolin

Omoh.......dis 1 nah childofdoom pro max

abeg who wn dye make he dye ooh,we no dey stop any body again...dis country dn kukuma tire every body slf

Omoh........are u such a betrayal?

nah only ur neibours and frds wives u dey always fall in love with,dem swear gv u?(no offences)