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Emperormartin:
You lacked social exposure when you were growing.

You parents caged you and consigned you to themselves and Your siblings thinking they were doing you good but they've finally destroyed your social life.

It's not your fault but your parents fault

You just have to live with it and then fathom a way to train up your next generation

omoh.......u said it all bro

thuxzwda1:
....so people no get problem for this country

omoh........the mata tire me slf i swr,

cum be lyk na only me get problem for dis nigeria,bcus sum kind thread/post i dey see for dis nairaland they shock me.

XYZo:
What sort of nonsense statement is this ?

If you see humabeing meat , you will eat


And everyone s cool with this ?

omoh.......no big deal,i've eaten it once.

Omoh........lyk play lyk play i no be today meat ooh,man dn dey old dey go ooh..

Omoh........make i jst wait for child of doom to cum tell us hw grls dey fell or tink during doggy

omoh........u call 5.8imch small?
dis nairalander(bigblackpreek)can get u any size u want.
jst halla him

Omoh.......even devil slf knw say i no fit marry any grl wen no get beta ass or boobs.

i lyk dem big

Omoh......

Omoh........

ikeno:
It's hard to see a girl that will give you this type of style. Most of them are too lazy, just to lay down like a piece of wood dem Sabi even the ones that manage to lift their leg up Will start crying "my womb, my womb e dey pain me" after a few thrust.

omoh.........u dey game bro,u sabi dem well well

Omoh.........E No easy ooh

Ireportlive:




The wicked ones are the ones who tie you with their legs


.

omoh.........those ones sabi knack well well ooh..


nah dis leg tieing i dey always use remeber one of my ex grl(beauty)i nearly beg her one day ooh..


inside my mind,i be lyk"wetin be dis grl plan,she wn use fuc*k kill me abi na wetin...

helicoptarr:
To marry?

omoh......y can't i marry her?
i will marry her,if i love her.

Jashub:
No . I just choose to observe what my conscience tells me . And besides , it's not a sin if I choose to select certain foods

omoh........dats cool bro

Jashub:
The guy is probably from Edo state ...but as for me , I don't eat dogs, pigs , vultures and anything the book of leviticus forbids.

omoh.......are u a sabath?
i mean do u attend 7 days adventist..

So dis afternoon i went out with a friend of mine to eat in a near by fast food joint.


on reaching there,we both made an order,but i asked the lady to gv me snails instead of normal cow meat...my guy was lyk"michael,u dey eat snail?...i said"Y Not ....my guy jst shake head.


he said,snail is forbidden in his village and he has never eaten it b4......i jst tell the guy"omoh...apart frm milipede and crocroach,i dey eat any tin eatable,as long as na God create am.....even if i see human being meat today,i go still eat......the guy nearly run commot frm were me dey.


so i was lyk leme ask my fellow nairalanders if they 4bid any meat.


so guys,which meat do u 4bid?...if at all.

omoh........cum see beta ass for bayelsa,if nah ass be ur problem..

omoh........i jst hope baba no go fall hand

Omoh........i no knw say naso bear strong ooh,dis 1 every body jst dey praise bear

omoh......God no shame us.

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colizee:
He used his last breath to put the lady in coma....nah man you be

omoh........the man no gree ooh,he no wn go alone..

bablon20:
Oh why now, this type of news shouldn't be on the front page on a day like this being The Fathers' Day.

RIP to the dead!

omoh.......so it shud be on front page on mothers day bah?

Crucialgem:
Just saying bro don't come for me

omoh.......u no need vawulence pro max..

Gppgn:
This guy no get sense .. you get money u no fit pay guys make Dem write hit song for u.. you are waisting money on wears

omoh........who go blow,go blow..


even if u put bomb for dis guy mouth,he no go still blow.


abeg jst leave am to face his calling of buying wears,music no be for everybody.

omoh........dis nah old format nah.

denzel231:
500mg tm too much o, 50-100 is okay..na way.. no kill urself

omoh........i dn take tramadol so tey all dis 50-250mg no dey work for my body again.nah wen i take frm 500mg i dey knw say i take sumtin..


any way sha,i dn stop to take am,the tin too cost,b4 i go begin use the small change i get for acct take buy tramadol finish.

Omoh........take am easy ooh

doneback04:
Why be say na men dey die?,

omoh........i wonder ooh,i never hear say woman dye during sex then the man flee

talented321:
Many people don't know so they want to pour by all means, when you don tire give up if she never tire make she go masturbate, their is no second chancee to life

omoh........i swr

talented321:
When taking drug during sex, if u tired manchi leave am their if you want to pour my man you go die o, na so i go take one drug after like 2h and 30minutes i never pour, i just tell madam say i don tire, she sef don tire already but no fit talk.

omoh........u jst remind me the 1st time i take 500mg tramadol to knack,omoh,nah babe 1st cry out say she dn tire ooh..


and waist slf dn begin pain me bcus of 2much speedomiter.


naso we take close match ooh,i no cum ooh..

omoh.........another one again?
dis people go make fu*ck begin fear person ooh..