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elampiro:
When Mourinho won the UCL at Inter, what were the ages of the players? What were the ages of Chelsea regular players? Go and check and you see old men like Makalele, Essien, Ballack, Lampard, Maicon, Eto, etc

Apparently, if the rules permitted, Greenwood would have had his debut under Mourinho which goes against your old and tired narrative that Jose doesn’t like young players.

Once again, the facts reeled out by Nicky Butt here do not care about your feelings or the myths perpetrated out there by idiotic journalists that Jose Mourinho hates young players.

raumdeuter:
Under Mourinho

Kane 21 + 13 assists is less than 29+7

Kane scored 31 goals, 16 assists under Mourinho in all competitions which totals at 47 goal contributions in an incomplete season(Jose got fired a month before the season ended).

Kane’s productivity in 20/21 is more than his productivity in 16/17(42) and 17/18(46) under Poch. Therefore, Kane’s most productive season in his entire career was under Jose Mourinho(the talent destroyer).

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

raumdeuter:
Was Kane scoring for Mourinho after Mourinho got fired?

That’s irrelevant!

Had Mourinho completed the season, Kane would have scored half a dozen goals more. He was highly energized that season and he had doubled the number of his highest assists under Mourinho.

Mourinho turned him into a complete forward, he was creating and scoring goals at the same time. He was completely unplayable. He was deadly in front of defenders and problematic to defenders when he played on the shoulder of the last defender.

Kane under Poch never showed such amazing ability.

raumdeuter:
Under Mourinho

Kane 21 + 13 assists is less than 29+7

SMH!!!

Panther7:
Baba dey evade that question like plague

This is Raumdeuter’s current situation.

raumdeuter:
Kane scored more goals under Poch than under Mourinho. Its basically Kane doing what he has always done which is score goals

Kane was more productive under Mourinho than in any season under Poch.

Under Poch
29 goals, 7 assists(16/17)
30 goals, 3 assists(17/18)

Under Mourinho
23 goals, 14 assists(20/21)

23 + 14 is more productive than (29 + 7) or (30 + 3).

So I am asking you again, how did the most destructive coach on the planet manage to get Kane his most productive season ever?

We need answers.

Raumdeuter wrote that?

Was he drunk?

Panther7:
Raumdeuter, don't evade the questions. How come Kane topped the goals and assist chart under Mourinho? Any explanation for that?

Making assists is negative.

Ask him how Ozil had his most productive seasons under Mourinho.

Mourinho is so destructive that Ozil produced 80 assists under him in 3 seasons.

raumdeuter:
Kane was not topping assist chart because he was scoring
Mourinho did not make him score 29 or 30 goals

If he didn’t score under Mourinho, how did he win the golden boot?

raumdeuter:
Kane has topped the league goals chart scored 30 goals, 29 goals, topped world cup goals before meeting Mourinho

Nobody is discussing goalscoring alone with you.

We are emphasizing on assists or you want to argue assists aren’t a creative stat, it’s a destructive stat?

How come Kane never topped assists charts under Pochettino or under Southgate?

BikeMan:
You too dey lie. Kane’s most productive year was under Mourinho. Even topped charts for both goals and assists.

Raumdeuter in the mud.

raumdeuter:
Kane has always topped scorers charts for multiple seasons before even knowing Mourinho. Poch groomed Kane to the striker he is now

Kane was even top scorer at the world cup before Mourinho joined

Goals and assists charts in a single season.

Surely, a destructive manager shouldn’t be adding assists metric to the profile of a striker. How did Kane end up being more productive under Jose than any other manager he’s played for?

raumdeuter:
Maybe because Nuno is worse than Mourinho or because Kane wants to leave

Is Pochettino also worse than Mourinho?

I can’t remember Kane topping the PL charts in goals and assists in a single season under Poch.

Care to explain that?

BikeMan:
This guy is comparing the early part of player’s careers. What about Harry Kane that can’t seem to remember how to score goal since Mourinho left him?

He won’t reply this.

Salah that was hopeless in the early years of his career. I remember the few games he played for Chelsea. He looked like a deer in the headlights but it has to be Mourinho’s fault.

If Salah was so golden then, how come no top 6 team picked him up instead of going to Serie A? Mourinho turned ordinary players like Deco, Ozil, Sneijder, Fabregas, Hazard, etc into killers but we won’t stop hearing about Salah or KDB(who weren’t good enough to bench Hazard or Oscar in their early days).

Chelsea FC’s first XI has never been an academy project where inconsistent youths get so much time. You get one or two chances, if you don’t make use of it, you are left behind. Abramovic isn’t a patient man. You either adapt quickly to Chelsea’s methods or die and Mourinho carried out that instruction to the T.

It’s irresponsible to put the blame on Mourinho for the way Salah, KDB, etc turned out and many other talents that didn’t flourish at Chelsea.

Joezinho:
When HoopLA made those comments, bailly was injury prone. So GTFO, dumb fvcktard that shares the same single digit I.Q with a peruvian Iguana.

What??

elampiro:
Oga, I am talking about your forecast. Hia!!! You sabi shift goalpost

My forecast is Ole is shit.

Even his friend(Scholes) is starting to speak out that what he is seeing isn’t good enough.

Your beloved McTominay was shit yesterday, he looked out of his depth against Atalanta’s midfielders who are semi carpenters and bricklayers.

Mrviktor:
Give this man his twale

His battle with Zapata was fascinating.

Bailly is a monster. If Ole does not start him ahead of that useless Maguire against City, Ole should be sued for racism.

Without him on the pitch last night, United would have conceded like 6 goals.

Mrviktor:
Fergie time goals is part of our DNA.

U have to be attacking in the 90th minute to score don't u?

Why is it that only one player is responsible for all these clutch goals?

Do the others have cement tied to their legs?

elampiro:
If Illimitable forecast football bet for someone, he would lose terrible. He said the highest Ole will get in a run of four games is 3 points. Ole has got 4 points already from the first 2.

Illimitable, don't ever attempt to play football bet.

You are not ashamed of this abysmal football played by your manager.

The best decision Ole made this summer was signing Ronaldo(the most clutch player in football history).

Look at the timing of his goals and tell me his last minute contributions aren’t what has kept United in contention…..

elampiro:
Bruno's football sense is too much. If only we could get a DM with similar football ability and awareness. We don't yet know if Pogba will do well with a world class DM. But for now, he is a waste of £80m or whatever his transfer fee was. He has played with Matic, McTominay, Fred, but unable to prove he can be a partner with any

United’s defence would look better with Varane and Bailly.

Maguire is too slow to be a center-half. His reaction when attempting last ditch tackles are horrible. Bailly was throwing himself at shots left right and center while Maguire was doing the mannequin challenge.

raumdeuter:
He doesnt need to score vs Duffy and Mee if he can rack up 30 goals vs Man Utd Chelsea Arsenal Spurs and Liverpool like he has been doing

Messi scored 11 goals against PSG, Lyon, Marseille, etc only to start complaining about Stade Rennais and Stade Reims of this world.

In his own words, he said the league is harder than anything he’s dealt with. He said the players are fast and too strong for him.

It’s starting to look like your GOAT can only thrive in a Barca shirt. Outside Barcelona, the GOAT is actually a centipede.

How aren’t you embarrassed that your goat hasn’t scored a league goal this season? Leo Messi’s minute per league goal stat this season is undefined in mathematical terms.

325/0 = UNDEF.

elampiro:
I thank God that Ronaldo played in my era.

His haters won’t know this until he finally retires.

There will never be another player like him. I don’t know anyone that is as dedicated to their craft as much as he does.

He’s outperforming all our young talents at the age of 36.

A40:
Some Man U fans said they didn't need Ororo. Omo

Mad people.

They were the same people that chose Barabbas instead of Jesus when Pilate asked the people to choose who was going to Golgotha.

Oasis007:
Man of the Match should be Bailly.

Bailly is 50 times better than Maguire.

He puts his life on the line in the box while Maguire seems to crawl to get to the ball. Maguire is too slow to be a center half.

GloryIsaac:
See ehn.. Ronaldo is the GOAT.

Anyone saying otherwise no sabi ball. EoD.

He’s the king of clutch moments.

This is why he’s my GOAT.

raumdeuter:
Focus on vs EPL best. Messi keeps sodomizing them

Care to explain?

When he joins City now, he would start complaining about Duffy, Bailly and Ben Mee.

Messi never complained about French teams until he joined French league.

If he joins City, he would complain about English teams as well.

My GOAT can’t just stop embarrassing Raumdeuter.

raumdeuter:
Was he getting loads of protection when he impregnated Man City the EPL champions a few weeks ago

Focus on Ligue 1

Your GOAT has 0 goals in 325 league minutes after averaging 121 mins per goal against them when he was at Barca.

Care to explain this aberration?

BikeMan:
12 minutes in, you don concede. Don’t let abysmal Spurs deceive you, 3 at the back is not a magic formation. Chelsea is not the only team in the world using it and I don’t see every other team where we are now.

53 mins gone, still a goal conceded.

How many goals had United conceded after 53 minutes against Liverpool?

#Logic101.

raumdeuter:
Yet Messi is impregnating EPL best season after season, just some weeks ago he sent EPL champions Man City into defeat again like he has done to Man Utd Chelsea Arsenal and other EPL elite teams

Maybe just Maybe EPL is the farmers league given Messis contrasting fortunes playing EPL best vs Ligue 1 teams

That was the same way he was scoring those goals against PSG, Lyon, Lille, etc when he was in Barcelona. Facing those teams in UEFA where Messi gets loads of protection is easier than facing them week in week out in the slums of French regions where a team can have 7 Mendys or 8 Traores.

How many goals had Messi scored against French teams before moving to Ligue 1? How come he cannot reproduce that same form now? You people struggle with logic. Statistics say Messi has scored 11 CL goals in 16 apps against French teams. He averaged 121 mins per goal and about 95 mins per goal contribution.

All of a sudden your GOAT went to France and he has quickly reached diminishing returns? How come Messi didn’t mention that French defenders were strong and fast when he was scoring 11 goals against them in his Barca shirt? How come he didn’t need to adapt to average 121 minutes per goal against them?

I already told you, your GOAT is a cow(Red Bororo breed).

BikeMan:
You people swear 3 at the back is why Chelsea is playing so well. We are about to see in the coming months

3 at the back is a defensive formation.

If United can block the leakage in their defence, they have enough quality upfront to win games.

Karleb:
The guy no even get shame.

He was just lucky to be a Barcelona player. It will be very funny if he doesn't get upto 20 league goals.

.

Fabregas warned him in the summer that Ligue 1 isn’t an easy league. Messi would dribble past one Traore and before he could shoot on target, another Traore is there kicking his shin.