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raumdeuter:
Maybe because Nuno is worse than Mourinho or because Kane wants to leave

Is Pochettino also worse than Mourinho?

I can’t remember Kane topping the PL charts in goals and assists in a single season under Poch.

Care to explain that?

BikeMan:
This guy is comparing the early part of player’s careers. What about Harry Kane that can’t seem to remember how to score goal since Mourinho left him?

He won’t reply this.

Salah that was hopeless in the early years of his career. I remember the few games he played for Chelsea. He looked like a deer in the headlights but it has to be Mourinho’s fault.

If Salah was so golden then, how come no top 6 team picked him up instead of going to Serie A? Mourinho turned ordinary players like Deco, Ozil, Sneijder, Fabregas, Hazard, etc into killers but we won’t stop hearing about Salah or KDB(who weren’t good enough to bench Hazard or Oscar in their early days).

Chelsea FC’s first XI has never been an academy project where inconsistent youths get so much time. You get one or two chances, if you don’t make use of it, you are left behind. Abramovic isn’t a patient man. You either adapt quickly to Chelsea’s methods or die and Mourinho carried out that instruction to the T.

It’s irresponsible to put the blame on Mourinho for the way Salah, KDB, etc turned out and many other talents that didn’t flourish at Chelsea.

Joezinho:
When HoopLA made those comments, bailly was injury prone. So GTFO, dumb fvcktard that shares the same single digit I.Q with a peruvian Iguana.

What??

elampiro:
Oga, I am talking about your forecast. Hia!!! You sabi shift goalpost

My forecast is Ole is shit.

Even his friend(Scholes) is starting to speak out that what he is seeing isn’t good enough.

Your beloved McTominay was shit yesterday, he looked out of his depth against Atalanta’s midfielders who are semi carpenters and bricklayers.

Mrviktor:
Give this man his twale

His battle with Zapata was fascinating.

Bailly is a monster. If Ole does not start him ahead of that useless Maguire against City, Ole should be sued for racism.

Without him on the pitch last night, United would have conceded like 6 goals.

Mrviktor:
Fergie time goals is part of our DNA.

U have to be attacking in the 90th minute to score don't u?

Why is it that only one player is responsible for all these clutch goals?

Do the others have cement tied to their legs?

elampiro:
If Illimitable forecast football bet for someone, he would lose terrible. He said the highest Ole will get in a run of four games is 3 points. Ole has got 4 points already from the first 2.

Illimitable, don't ever attempt to play football bet.

You are not ashamed of this abysmal football played by your manager.

The best decision Ole made this summer was signing Ronaldo(the most clutch player in football history).

Look at the timing of his goals and tell me his last minute contributions aren’t what has kept United in contention…..

elampiro:
Bruno's football sense is too much. If only we could get a DM with similar football ability and awareness. We don't yet know if Pogba will do well with a world class DM. But for now, he is a waste of £80m or whatever his transfer fee was. He has played with Matic, McTominay, Fred, but unable to prove he can be a partner with any

United’s defence would look better with Varane and Bailly.

Maguire is too slow to be a center-half. His reaction when attempting last ditch tackles are horrible. Bailly was throwing himself at shots left right and center while Maguire was doing the mannequin challenge.

raumdeuter:
He doesnt need to score vs Duffy and Mee if he can rack up 30 goals vs Man Utd Chelsea Arsenal Spurs and Liverpool like he has been doing

Messi scored 11 goals against PSG, Lyon, Marseille, etc only to start complaining about Stade Rennais and Stade Reims of this world.

In his own words, he said the league is harder than anything he’s dealt with. He said the players are fast and too strong for him.

It’s starting to look like your GOAT can only thrive in a Barca shirt. Outside Barcelona, the GOAT is actually a centipede.

How aren’t you embarrassed that your goat hasn’t scored a league goal this season? Leo Messi’s minute per league goal stat this season is undefined in mathematical terms.

325/0 = UNDEF.

elampiro:
I thank God that Ronaldo played in my era.

His haters won’t know this until he finally retires.

There will never be another player like him. I don’t know anyone that is as dedicated to their craft as much as he does.

He’s outperforming all our young talents at the age of 36.

A40:
Some Man U fans said they didn't need Ororo. Omo

Mad people.

They were the same people that chose Barabbas instead of Jesus when Pilate asked the people to choose who was going to Golgotha.

Oasis007:
Man of the Match should be Bailly.

Bailly is 50 times better than Maguire.

He puts his life on the line in the box while Maguire seems to crawl to get to the ball. Maguire is too slow to be a center half.

GloryIsaac:
See ehn.. Ronaldo is the GOAT.

Anyone saying otherwise no sabi ball. EoD.

He’s the king of clutch moments.

This is why he’s my GOAT.

raumdeuter:
Focus on vs EPL best. Messi keeps sodomizing them

Care to explain?

When he joins City now, he would start complaining about Duffy, Bailly and Ben Mee.

Messi never complained about French teams until he joined French league.

If he joins City, he would complain about English teams as well.

My GOAT can’t just stop embarrassing Raumdeuter.

raumdeuter:
Was he getting loads of protection when he impregnated Man City the EPL champions a few weeks ago

Focus on Ligue 1

Your GOAT has 0 goals in 325 league minutes after averaging 121 mins per goal against them when he was at Barca.

Care to explain this aberration?

BikeMan:
12 minutes in, you don concede. Don’t let abysmal Spurs deceive you, 3 at the back is not a magic formation. Chelsea is not the only team in the world using it and I don’t see every other team where we are now.

53 mins gone, still a goal conceded.

How many goals had United conceded after 53 minutes against Liverpool?

#Logic101.

raumdeuter:
Yet Messi is impregnating EPL best season after season, just some weeks ago he sent EPL champions Man City into defeat again like he has done to Man Utd Chelsea Arsenal and other EPL elite teams

Maybe just Maybe EPL is the farmers league given Messis contrasting fortunes playing EPL best vs Ligue 1 teams

That was the same way he was scoring those goals against PSG, Lyon, Lille, etc when he was in Barcelona. Facing those teams in UEFA where Messi gets loads of protection is easier than facing them week in week out in the slums of French regions where a team can have 7 Mendys or 8 Traores.

How many goals had Messi scored against French teams before moving to Ligue 1? How come he cannot reproduce that same form now? You people struggle with logic. Statistics say Messi has scored 11 CL goals in 16 apps against French teams. He averaged 121 mins per goal and about 95 mins per goal contribution.

All of a sudden your GOAT went to France and he has quickly reached diminishing returns? How come Messi didn’t mention that French defenders were strong and fast when he was scoring 11 goals against them in his Barca shirt? How come he didn’t need to adapt to average 121 minutes per goal against them?

I already told you, your GOAT is a cow(Red Bororo breed).

BikeMan:
You people swear 3 at the back is why Chelsea is playing so well. We are about to see in the coming months

3 at the back is a defensive formation.

If United can block the leakage in their defence, they have enough quality upfront to win games.

Karleb:
The guy no even get shame.

He was just lucky to be a Barcelona player. It will be very funny if he doesn't get upto 20 league goals.

.

Fabregas warned him in the summer that Ligue 1 isn’t an easy league. Messi would dribble past one Traore and before he could shoot on target, another Traore is there kicking his shin.

raumdeuter:
What represents success for Cuntay at Spurs?

Winning League, Winning CL

Raumdeuter, come outside.

Your GOAT is finding life hard in the so called Farmer’s league.

It’s starting to look like Andy Gray was correct about the wet cold windy night in Stoke. If Messi is finding it hard in a farmer’s league, he would get eaten alive at the Britannia stadium.

Oasis007:
I predicted almost same Lineup, my only Miss is Fred, I picked him over McFred. Ain't surprised with the Lineup.

I think Bruno is in the hole.

It’s 3-4-1-2.

Ole has morphed into Conte overnight.

Oasis007:
Lineup

3-5-2 again?

Sancho and VDB must be feeling like shit on the bench.

nitrogen:
We won’t make top 4. We know that Chelsea, Liverpool and City have the top 3 spots, we need to drag the fourth position with LCFC and Spurs, and with Conte (a serial winner) managing Spurs, there is no way we would make top 4.

Sad!

We passed up the opportunity of signing a serial winner because of DNA.

Man Utd’s season ended today.

elampiro:
Show me where I said Mkhitaryan played under Van Gaal.

I have shown you British writers and even Mam United legend who said Rooney should be dropped. You cannot shift this goalpost.

You were the one that moved goalpost. Posting articles that were written after LVG left to hide your face won’t help you.

This was the challenge I laid in front of you…..

elampiro:
You must have been living in planet Z

Find an article from an English journalist that asked Rooney to be dropped in the LVG era. I am waiting…….

Harry Kane refused to turn up for preseason and pundits were licking his arsę that there must be a reason for him doing so cos he’s usually a seasoned professional.

Meanwhile, Pogba’s agent(not Pogba himself) hinted that his client might seek a move to another club and the same pundits were cursing Pogba. Pogba did a hair style that has blue in it and they cursed him on live TV that he wants to move to Man City.

N2B2:
They love their yes man, Ole, dearly.

Hurray for 'spirit,' as the players continue to lazy around because the spineless baby-face won't push them for results.

"We need to do better" FC will be in business until the end of the season. Nothing for the club.

What about the fan base that was singing his name last night at Spurs?

If the so called fans(who claim to bleed Man Utd) don’t have standards, why should we expect foreign owners to?

Olesexuals have given the Glazers the impression that abject failure, lack of trophies, agricultural tactics, etc are very acceptable for Manchester United.

Joezinho:
Conte will definitely finish above Ole Gollum the serial and cursed failure once he joins Spurs. He plays traditional Italian football. More like a 3-4-3 formation. He maintains a solid defense at the back and mostly moves the ball around the wings and flanks and it becomes an easy job for a striker to finish it off.

Chelsea even kept 16 cleansheets throughout the season they won the league and don't forget, Conte did all this in his first season in Premier League..

Conte is a serial winner. He’s up there with the very best in the game.

Ole is a PE teacher at best and someone told me last night he knows about 10 table soccer managers better than Ole.

Ole isn’t even in the top 10 best PL managers(PPG stats).

hoopLA:
Unpopular opinion here.
Sacking Nuno doesn't show Spurs as having ambition.
Why did they sack Poch in the first place?
Why did they sack Jose a week to a cup final?
Isn't it obvious that Conte will run into the same fate,more sooner than later?
Isn't it obvious that the real problem at the London Raccah Rovers is that miserable midget, Daniel Levy,and that as long as he's at the helm of football matters,Spurs won't win jackshįt?

Spurs are just being themselves. Nothing more

Levy gives off the impression that he's a football person,whereas he's a one man circus.

Levy has ambition in not accepting gutter standards, but he is a very shrewd accountant. He won’t spend more than necessary and the whole ambition falls flat on its face.

Losing 0-3 at home to United was unacceptable as far as he’s concerned. At least, he’s reacting to a bad result. Ole should have been sacked after losing 1-6 last season or the 0-4 loss to Everton in 18/19.

If they sign Conte, it means the prior deal they couldn’t agree on in the summer has been rectified. Maybe Levy is banking on selling Kane to Pep or Ole for £160m and adding it to their gate revenue to give Conte a chunky war-chest next summer.

slimghost:
This is how serious clubs operate. Conte is now heading to Spurs.
We are still stuck with 1999 legend.

Steve Bruce or Wayne Rooney are the leading contenders if United sack Ole.

Joezinho:
What saddens me the most is that conte is likely heading to spurs.

Would be dark days for our club if Spurs somehow finished above us in the league the end of the season with Conte in charge.

They are just 2 points behind us with a much weaker squad, yet they are upgrading their manager and we aren’t.

All my passion and hope for this season has been sucked entirely dry and I don’t know what to feel anymore. God will surely punish Ole Gollum the cursed failure and the board members.

If Conte joins Spurs, it’s over for Man Utd.

That’s 4 of the best managers in the game managing our immediate rivals. So Ole will have to beat all of them to win a competition.

Give Ole 50 year contract and he won’t come close to winning a single trophy with those 4 managers around. Conte might be a disappointment in Europe but dude knows how to win league competition.

He bested Klopp, Mourinho and Pep to win the PL in 16/17. He’s the first manager to win the PL using 3 at the back. He’s a serial winner and he is the best fit for United cos he would challenge the Glazers for squad investment and also get rid of the lazy fools in the squad.

Maybe this is why the powers at OT don’t want him.

In another news, Spurs have sacked Nuno Espirito.

It saddens me that Tottenham have a higher standard than United. Nuno has only been in the job for 4 months, Ole has been here for 3 years(£450m spent) and Nuno is being held more accountable than Ole.

What a shame!!!