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codedguy1:
If you are on the bench and the players the coach is using are delivering. What would be your basis of complaining?

Pep practically delivers on the pitch to a large extent so even if you as a player think are better than what the coach is using bugvthey ate delivering, how you want complain?

So Pep wasn’t delivering when Zlatan, Etoo and Yaya Toure complained about Pep’s management?

If I spend too much time on this Man Utd thread, I would find myself as daft as Jodera.

Heaven forbid.

Jodera:
They didn't sack him cos they're a small club. Yet a "small" club want the biggest trophy in Europe. And they signed a coach not to win league but the biggest trophy in Europe.
You're too daft. Irredeemably daft. Stupidly daft. Tell me why he's not being sacked at any of his previous jobs?

Like I said " TELL ME WHERE HE SIGNED
OR AGREED THAT HE WAS MEANT TO WIN THE UCL ONLY.
not what he said
or didn't say

I'm sure you're created to prove that a guy can be daft, stupid, and foolish at the same time. What a rare gift

I am certain a very good condom would have erased this mistake.

Jodera:
They didn't sack him cos they're a small club. Yet a "small" club want the biggest trophy in Europe. And they signed a coach not to win league but the biggest trophy in Europe.
You're too daft. Irredeemably daft. Stupidly daft. Tell me why he's not being sacked at any of his previous jobs?

I'm sure you're created to prove that a guy can be daft, stupid, and foolish at the same time. What a rare gift

So when you got F9 in all the subjects you took in GCE and your dad opted not to punish you, it means you didn’t fail the exams?

And when he persisted in making sure you passed the exams by spending more money to enroll you with a quality tutor, the decision negated the fact that he didn’t punish you when you failed the first time?

My God, you wouldn’t pass a village idiöt test!

weedtaker:
Good that Chelsea are winning , I see them beating City in the final.

It's now clear that tuchel took PSG to the final and not mbappe and co. as many people taught.

Chelsea will be a tougher customer for Pep in the final than Real Madrid.

BikeMan:
Are you learning anything, scummies?

Unfortunately, many of them have nothing to learn.

They have used up their brain capacity to take in any new information or process logic.

Tuchel that was signed last week is one leg in CL final but these bunch of nonces feel Ole is making progress.

It’s totally embarrassing to find myself among these retards supporting the same club.

chidexxy007:
Lmao, u confuse o
Weren't you the one that said this?
Please concentrate on the bolded part.

If you are good at your job, the results would reflect it.

Ole has won nothing since his arrival. How do these two things tally?

Ole has been able to keep his job because the owners don’t care about results. If it’s based on results, the PE teacher would be managing in Nigeria by now.

Like how can you not see this?

Jodera:
Look at SI unit of foolishness and idiocy is calling me stupid. Look at the mirror and you'll see the definition and image of what stupidity looks like.

So this is like his 2nd he is extending his contract all without reaching a semi final in UCL but you foolish-warped and wrapped mind tells you is only UCL they contracted him to win. Tell me which of man city coach have successfully did league double consistently like guardiola? A coach is brought to win UCL yet his given extended contract after each failure. Doesn't that confirms you're stupid?

And if you think your club without Glazers will be able to spend consistently just like man city owners to the tune of £1b, then you are more stupid than even the word stupid itself.

What's even paining me is just that Albert Einstein is not alive at this time. If he was, he'll be able to use your brain to develop formulae to calculate foolishness. Your own breed of foolishness is rare. It will be sad that it'll just go to waste without proper use and recycling

Pep himself said he would have been sacked by any of the big clubs he’s worked previously.

City didn’t sack him because they are a small club, not because Pep did not fail at City.

How many times do I have to point that out? You numbskulls use your village logic to debate highly intellectual issues and fail at it each time.

Something terrible must have happened at the point of your conception because it’s very clear to observe you have serious mental issues. Any seasoned embryologist would know certain proteins got missing in the simple fertilization process that made you.

I marvel at your morgue temperature IQ each time you type your drivel on this thread. The owner of this forum should quickly start using IQ tests to filter the kind of idiöts that populate this forum.

How did you even make it here? Who invited you? Who raised you? Which schools did you graduate from? Are you even a graduate? The best advice one can give you is to self mutilate yourself in the form of castration so the next generation don’t have to deal with your offspring.

I am sorry for your descendants.

Android17:
Also known as, I have been nabbed again so I will run away. You are welcome.

That’s your cup of ricin.

I gain nothing proving shit to you.

I won’t let you use me to gather some Nairaland credibility on these streets.

In other words, fück off and don’t ever engage me with your stupidity again.

Android17:
Prove the highlighted. Don't forget your "Mourinho did not buy Cech, Robben..." argument. It may apply here.

Mr Marshmallow, please don’t engage me in beer parlor talks.

If you think Pep hasn’t spent close to $1 billion, that’s your own cup of ricin.

raumdeuter:
That is what some fans do. I wonder how many people recommended Diaz, Stones, Ake here without receiving insult, Another coach will misuse Bruno and we will see fans protesting on why they should sign someone from a farmers league for that amount

When Tuchel was hired some Chelsea fans were complaining this that, 3 at the back, playing Rudiger, playing Harvetz etc.

If Chelsea should lose today you will start seeing posts like "Why will any sensible coach play this that that"

This is stupidity sha.

A manager inherited Aguero, Kompany, Sterling, KDB, David Silva and Fernandinho.

He went on to spend $1 billion on that impeccable spine and he’s suddenly the best manager on the planet for making a CL final?

How did you people graduate from college?

Android17:
Names, and more names. Soon as I highlight another one you have just put here you will respond with more insults. I know who the community laughed at. Just go back you will see it, Sauron

This boy is sick in the head.

Android17:
lol. Everyone knows you will not be telling my lies my way again, going forward.

What lies did I tell?

That you are stupid?

“Chelsea were the favorites in 2004/5 season” - the entire community is laughing at your sheer stupidity.

This place is intellectually out of your echelon. You better crawl back to the gutter you emerged from.

Android17:
Someone should help me understand something. Is 1Bn the cost of City squad or how much Pep spent?

You are very stupid to be asking that question.

Pep has spent $1 billion in 5 years.

One manager has spent the defence budget of the whole West African countries on defenders and it has taken him 5 attempts to get past semifinal round.

Android17:
Jodera, ask them to provide proof that Guardiola was signed because of the UCL.

So you are still alive?

I genuinely thought you passed away after you went missing for weeks.

How are those body blows you got bashed with the other week? Have the bruises healed?

popizaino:
Even the quality is still very subjective though and the truth of the matter is that none of this pep Guardiola's signing would have been recommended by united fans in the first place,because they deem them not quality enough .

Kyle Walker won’t be an upgrade on Valencia?
Benjamin Mendy won’t be an upgrade on Young?
Laporte, Dias, Stones aren’t an upgrade on Jones?

Nani left United in 2015 and City have signed Mahrez, Sterling, Bernando Silva as right wingers since then while United haven’t filled that role.

All you Pep fanboys should find something else to say.

Jodera:
The way you chat shiit here, I won't be surprised if you literally chat using your anus. The kind of stench you ooze most times is terrible.

So now it's progression and regression of previous season that determines one's spending shey? So to you, guardiola came only to England to make progress in UCL only. While you felt he regressed in UCL, you foolish high IQ won't tell you he progressed in league 4th-3rd shey. Progression and regression is all about moving from s/f to final and vice versa in your high IQ mind, and not about trophies again.
All these shalaye just to prove that you're a hypocrite who needs your club to spend £1b but is criticizing someone who spent such.

I won't be surprise if actually you use your anus to talk cos the only thing that comes out your illimitable mouth anus when you speak and type is....Shit!!!

You are one of the most stupid people on the planet. The manager before him won the league title. Every manager City hired has won the league title since the Arab owners took over. What progress?

Man City didn’t sign Pep to win the PL, they were doing well without him in the league. Their biggest desire was the European glory. Mancini won the league, Pellegrini won the league but your stupidity has beclouded your 2 lean brain cells.

I want my club to spend that much because they make that much in revenue and that was the reason the FFP was created. To make clubs spend what they generate as a club instead of money laundering from their owners.

If you are too stupid to understand that simple context, why are you even here pretending to understand football finance? As big as you are, you don’t understand the difference between the revenue generated by a club and the money pumped into a club by rich owners?

Your Christian name should be stupidity.

Leyqute:
Are you serious?

Man Utd spent money senselessly

When people run out of points, they start talking shit.

Man Utd spent senselessly or Woodward was saving money for his slave masters.

With an opportunity to close the gap on 19 points, Woodward signed Fred, Dalot & Lee Grant. One would think these 3 players were in top 10 Ballon d’Or list.

When Pep finished 15 points behind Conte’s Chelsea, he was given £200m to spend on his defence alone. The defence that already had Kompany, Otamendi, Mangala, Delph, Bravo, Zabaleta, etc.

I think Kompany or Stones got injured before the New Year and Pep quickly responded by signing Laporte in January - another record signing for a defender. It’s impossible for any manager to fail at Man City.

Festus Onigbinde would have won 3 league titles in a row with this quality of players.

How can any manager fail with this level of backing?

raumdeuter:
Maguire is the most expensive defender in the world
Pogba is the most expensive midfielder in the league
Lukaku was the most expensive striker in the league

That Pep spent his own money wisely and Man Utd spent foolishly doesnt excuse your team

I knew you would come with this stupid explanation to justify Pep’s spendings as if one defender is what is needed in a defence unit.

All the defenders(not one) that Pep signed, were British or world records. Pep was practically breaking his own record in each transfer he made.

I haven’t mentioned Cancelo whose deal was almost £70m cos Danilo went the other way to Juventus or John Stones at £50m. Pep has spent more than £300m on defenders alone which is more than Man Utd spent on Pogba, Lukaku and Maguire.

In other words, Pep has a record breaking goalkeeper and nearly every defender at his disposal were record breakers in the defence - but your equivalent to that disgusting spending is to mention 3 players who play in 3 different departments of the team.

Come on now, does this make sense to you?

raumdeuter:
Did Man Utd not have the luxury of signing? For defence you have signed Dalot AWB, Bailly, Lindelof Maguire Telles
In midfield, You have signed Matic, Pogba Bruno VdB Mikitaryan Sanchez, Dan James,
Pep bought Bravo before sticking with Ederson and Steffen for reserve for the first team the same time you had Grant Romero, Henderson and DDG

Pep is sure to win the league and Carling this season and has a 50% chance of winning the CL and this is probably his most succesful season at City. Most of the run has been without any of KdB(injured), Aguero, Silva and Kompany

This is another distortion of facts. Men are out here pretending not to know the difference between quality and quantity.

Nearly every City defender Pep has bought broke British transfer record for a defender.

This is what Raumdeuter is comparing to signing Dalot, Bailly, Lindelof and Telles.

I have met some very thick people on this forum but this here takes the cake.

raumdeuter:
I won't say firing the coaches was wrong if they were not delivering. The problem was hiring the wrong coaches to start with. You hired someone like Mourinho and LvG. See how their career was going before and after Man Utd

LvG sacked Bayern in 2011, he went into semi retirement with the Dutch National team, Man Utd hired him, after Man Utd he hasnt coached anyone again

Mourinho sacked by Madrid and Chelsea then Man Utd signed him. Since Man Utd, he has been fired by Spurs and now hired by Roma

Ole what was his credentials before hiring? I know he was brought to be an interim but overperformed during the interim regime.

I won't blame Glazer for this, They are businessmen, Someone recommended the coaches and they paid. Just like someone recommended Pep to Mansoor and he paid

This take is incredibly stupid.

Ole overperformed during the interim regime by winning what?

Apparently, if you lost 5, won 3 and drew 2 games, you have overperfomed.

Jodera:
.....Says the fraud who wants his team to spend £1b in order to compete with Man city.

You and confusion na 5&6

You are too stupid to understand context.

Pep inherited a team that made semifinal & he was only able to make it after 5 seasons with $1 billion spent.

Is that progression or regression?

I want United to spend lots of money because United as a club generate lots of money. I would rather the money made by United is spent on United rather than the pockets of the Glazers or loan repayments.

I don’t expect you to understand though, this discourse is for the high IQ folks. Once it’s time to discuss the daily delivery of NAPEP bikes, I would consult your valued expertise in that field.

You are too daft to understand football finance.

raumdeuter:
So did he make the CL final or win the CL in his time at Madrid

It’s like you don’t understand progression.

Mourinho inherited a team that finished in round of 16 for 8 consecutive seasons and he got them to 3 semifinals in a row.

The next manager inherited a team that was one penalty shootout kick away from a CL final - the next manager inherited a much better team than Mourinho did and won the CL. The next manager also spent more.

Zidane also inherited a team that already won CL so winning it again was also inevitable. Neither Ancelotti or Zidane inherited a team that hadn’t gotten past R16 in 8 seasons.

The bulk of the development and the winning mentality was instilled by Mourinho. This is why Florentino Perez can’t be grateful enough to Jose. He knows fully well there would never have been the La Decima or the subsequent CL victories without Mourinho.

Compare that to Pep that inherited a Bayern team that won a TREBLE the previous 2 months and failed to get that same team into a final(never mind winning it) for 3 consecutive seasons. All Pep needed to do was to maintain the status quo and he failed repeatedly.

Fast forward to Man City. Pep inherited a team that were CL semi finalists. All Pep needed to do after $1 billion spent is to push them one step further and he was only able to do so after 5 different attempts. If Man City weren’t small timers(no champions league trophy in history), they would have sacked Pep by now.

Oasis007:

The official trailer for SIR ALEX FERGUSON: NEVER GIVE IN has been released

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— utdreport (@utdreport) May 5, 2021

Who else can't wait?!

The greatest manager of all time - unlike that bald fraud at Man City that needed $1 billion to get into UCL semifinal.

Oasis007:
Solskjær: "My job is the results. We want to get back to winning trophies, we haven't won for a while and that's something we're working on. I'm sure fans can see what the players are doing."

Says the man that couldn’t beat Leicester in the FA cup.

This man is a joke.

Oasis007:


Solskjær: "I've been communicating with the owners, I've got an apology personally."

Ole is a traitor.

We can as well start calling him Ole Gunnar Glazer.

larride:
City v Madrid final will be lit sha.

Zidane has never lost a final as a manager. 9/9

Pep has lost just 1 final. 15/16

It will be fun to watch which bald will win.

I want Chelsea to make the final. Tuchel’s side are well drilled in stopping Pep. Chelsea will understand how to stop City than Madrid. Tuchel stopped Pep at Wembley recently by tactically outwitting Pep.

City will win the CL if Madrid makes it to the final.

Joezinho:
Manchester United was beaten helplessly by Instabul Basashe whatever the fvck they are called and Ole Gollum smiled helplessly like a gecko is enough reason why he should have been sacked and put an end to mediocrity..

Any club with serious owners would have sacked the PE teacher immediately after that loss that resulted in United’s elimination from CL.

Emery, Lampard, etc didn’t fail to that level when they got handed their P45s. Ole is the Glazers’ poster boy. He could relegate United and they will give him a new contract.

These are the players Ole labelled as dead woods, they are all celebrating a league victory.

Ole’s special woods can’t even overcome Leicester and Wolves in domestic cup competitions.

Expert17:
See our captain

If he had just stayed in the same line with McTominay, Everton’s last minute equalizer would have been disallowed for a clear offside.

Maguire simply felt he should keep everyone ONside cos he knows his friends in the media would blame De Gea for not coming out to claim the ball at the edge of the box.

weedtaker:
Again comparing Maguire and Pogba lol.

The only comparison is their fee, nothing else.. at 22 Pogba was rubbing shoulders with the big boys by being included in the World XI, at that age Maguire was still battling relegation in the Efl.

Main Man has appeared in a CL final, Europa Final, Euro Final, World Cup final, Fa cup final, Copa Italia finals, Super cup final etc.

Maguire's biggest achievement is getting the armband from Ole within weeks of his signing at Man United.
#Respect ....X3

This was Maguire in the last few seconds against Everton.

Expert17:
Same way Pogba needs a hardworking midfield partner (Marchisio, Kante etc) to shine that is the same way Maguire needs a fast CB partner

The difference here is Maguire has played with several defenders from Hull to Leicester to Man Utd without winning a spoon.

Are you sure he’s not the common denominator in all the failure? Maguire left Leicester and they are suddenly playing in a domestic cup final.

Maguire came to United and United can’t seem to get past the semis in a domestic cup final. Are you thinking what I am thinking?