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codedguy1:
Are you comparing these prima donas to what we have on the city bench now?

Etoo and Zlatan are primadonnas?

Samuel Etoo is a primadonna?

Oasis007:
Bruno seems not a Force with Portuguese Team though.

They have a stronger team now than the one that won Euro 2016.

If they can somehow feed Ronaldo with quality delivery, they should win it again.

Bruno is a monster though, I expect him to prove his critics wrong in the summer.

nitrogen:
Chelsea winning it means they have won it twice compared to ours (which is thrice). Bragging rights no too dey again.

City winning it for the first time with Pep as their manager not good as well.

Both muds are dirty but the City one has leeches, ascaris worms and bugs that can cause Dengue Fever.

I’d rather Chelsea win it.

Tuchel is the first manager ever to reach Champions league finals back to back with two different clubs?

My God - see Tuchel’s CV and compare to the PE teacher that relegated Cardiff and couldn’t get past a semifinal in almost 3 years.

Who did United offend to deserve this curse we call a manager?

weedtaker:
How ? Who are the stand out performers dis season?

Bruno wey the drag goal outputs with Europe's top attackers. E go be like film.

It’s a tournament year, Bruno needs to take his PL form to that Euro 2020 competition and blow everyone out of the water.

If he doesn’t do that, the Ballon d’Or will go to the usual suspects.

patrickmuf:
City on the UCL final whilst we're one step closer to the UEL final...So much water under the bridge. Not my United.

So if United had hired Tuchel instead of pretending Ole is doing a big job, it’s quite possible it would be us in the final as we speak.

This is excruciatingly painful.

nitrogen:
Everything no just make sense. City wins, mud, Chelsea wins, mud.

Is it possible to not have a winner?

One mud is bigger than the other though.

Chelsea have won it before, they would do no damage to our ego winning it again. Let’s be honest, Chelsea aren’t our bitter rivals.

Our City rivals is a dirtier mud in that they are the obnoxious noisy neighbors and the fact that those Pep fan boys would come here to start comparing him to Fergie that he’s the greatest that ever did it in the PL.

SAF’s throne is under a massive threat if City win the European double while Ole bottles another final to his fraternal twin(Arteta). And when the narrative starts if Pep wins it, I would campaign for them to pepper the idiotic United fans who suddenly want to sell out to Pep.

patrickmuf:
Did Chelsea, Leicester and Liverpool need to out spend them?

This argument goes both ways.

Maybe that is why they cannot sustain their one off success.

City are the first team to successfully defend a league title since Mourinho did it in 04/05 & 05/06.

Of course Fergie did it in 98/99, 99/00, 00/01 and 06/07, 07/08, 08/09.

This is the 3rd time Chelsea are changing a manager mid-season and reaching the UEFA final.

Mourinho —> Avram Grant
Villas-Boas —> Di Matteo
Lampard —> Tuchel

Idiotic United fans are still stuck with Ole and they are about to hand him another contract after failing for 3 years.

weedtaker:
anyone one who wins , we go beat for super cup

Ole may yet bottle the final.

You really trust that PE teacher to lift a trophy? Close your eyes for 3 seconds and picture Ole lifting a trophy? Does it look realistic?

I have tried it 300 times in the past year and it didn’t look realistic each time.

The Europa final could also have Arsenal vs Man Utd.

English clubs are back to the glory days.

nitrogen:
I honestly like Chelsea’s style/model. Hire and fire until you win trophies. No time for nonsense.

I see them winning the competition. Quite unfortunate.

Their model works for them.

No romance, no emotional attachment.

You either deliver or you get sacked. No strings attached.

You would expect our fans to want this level of success but some of them have been deprived of real success in their miserable lives, they would accept the bare minimum.

Bunch of nonces!

TrebleChamp:
Tuchel about to win his first Champions League title in less than a season as manager of Chelsea......

Ole = progress, according to the Joderas of this world. If we left the world affairs to moröns like him, we would travel back to the Stone Age within 2 weeks.

Imagine if they had kept on with Lampard, would they be in the final?

Jodera:
Lol... I've already curated my comments to you since. See this idio.t forming fly. Na only wen I get your time, I go just mention you, and waaah, you go just open your shitty mouth and hand anus.

Idiot and liar like you

If you have curated, why did you engage me?

And I am the liar?

Has a more tragic disaster ensued since Lucifer was cast out of heaven?

How did nature enable your conception?

chidexxy007:
Post shifting as usual.

That’s not post shifting.

Giggs didn’t keep his job cos the results were poor
Pep kept his job in spite of his poor performance.

What’s the correlation between these two scenarios?

Pep himself said he deserved to be sacked and you are trying to change the narrative that he was excellent in his first season because he wasn’t sacked?

Jodera:
so he deserved to be sacked for not winning any trophy in the first season and not the UCL you claimed was what he said they'll sack him for?
So you've finally agreed it was trophy he was meant to win instead of UCL you've brandishing and lying about?


You see say you and lie na 5&6??

Phhuulllish PHOOLl!!

I really need to start curating my comments on this section by avoiding halfwits like you.

You made your own conclusion from what I did not suggest and you are calling me a liar for it.

We need to go and beg your mother-in-law to lift this stupidity curse she has blessed you with.

This is abnormal.

Jodera:
All these ones na shalaye.
He was successful in England, most dominant in England spanning for years. If you see that as a failure, that's your fault not his. Ferguson won only two UCI in 26yrs but you named him your GOAT manager hours ago just cos he dominated EPL. Now guardiola is dominating it and turning it to farmers' league, esp what they said can't happen in epl, but in your foolish mind, he's a failure.

Guy rest... Your analogy no follow

How’s he successful when he said he deserved to be sacked after the failure in his debut season?

I know you are daft but you don’t have to show off your daftness each time you open your gob. At least, pretend you are smart by shutting your mouth when your superiors are talking.

codedguy1:
If you are on the bench and the players the coach is using are delivering. What would be your basis of complaining?

Pep practically delivers on the pitch to a large extent so even if you as a player think are better than what the coach is using bugvthey ate delivering, how you want complain?

So Pep wasn’t delivering when Zlatan, Etoo and Yaya Toure complained about Pep’s management?

If I spend too much time on this Man Utd thread, I would find myself as daft as Jodera.

Heaven forbid.

Jodera:
They didn't sack him cos they're a small club. Yet a "small" club want the biggest trophy in Europe. And they signed a coach not to win league but the biggest trophy in Europe.
You're too daft. Irredeemably daft. Stupidly daft. Tell me why he's not being sacked at any of his previous jobs?

Like I said " TELL ME WHERE HE SIGNED
OR AGREED THAT HE WAS MEANT TO WIN THE UCL ONLY.
not what he said
or didn't say

I'm sure you're created to prove that a guy can be daft, stupid, and foolish at the same time. What a rare gift

I am certain a very good condom would have erased this mistake.

Jodera:
They didn't sack him cos they're a small club. Yet a "small" club want the biggest trophy in Europe. And they signed a coach not to win league but the biggest trophy in Europe.
You're too daft. Irredeemably daft. Stupidly daft. Tell me why he's not being sacked at any of his previous jobs?

I'm sure you're created to prove that a guy can be daft, stupid, and foolish at the same time. What a rare gift

So when you got F9 in all the subjects you took in GCE and your dad opted not to punish you, it means you didn’t fail the exams?

And when he persisted in making sure you passed the exams by spending more money to enroll you with a quality tutor, the decision negated the fact that he didn’t punish you when you failed the first time?

My God, you wouldn’t pass a village idiöt test!

weedtaker:
Good that Chelsea are winning , I see them beating City in the final.

It's now clear that tuchel took PSG to the final and not mbappe and co. as many people taught.

Chelsea will be a tougher customer for Pep in the final than Real Madrid.

BikeMan:
Are you learning anything, scummies?

Unfortunately, many of them have nothing to learn.

They have used up their brain capacity to take in any new information or process logic.

Tuchel that was signed last week is one leg in CL final but these bunch of nonces feel Ole is making progress.

It’s totally embarrassing to find myself among these retards supporting the same club.

chidexxy007:
Lmao, u confuse o
Weren't you the one that said this?
Please concentrate on the bolded part.

If you are good at your job, the results would reflect it.

Ole has won nothing since his arrival. How do these two things tally?

Ole has been able to keep his job because the owners don’t care about results. If it’s based on results, the PE teacher would be managing in Nigeria by now.

Like how can you not see this?

Jodera:
Look at SI unit of foolishness and idiocy is calling me stupid. Look at the mirror and you'll see the definition and image of what stupidity looks like.

So this is like his 2nd he is extending his contract all without reaching a semi final in UCL but you foolish-warped and wrapped mind tells you is only UCL they contracted him to win. Tell me which of man city coach have successfully did league double consistently like guardiola? A coach is brought to win UCL yet his given extended contract after each failure. Doesn't that confirms you're stupid?

And if you think your club without Glazers will be able to spend consistently just like man city owners to the tune of £1b, then you are more stupid than even the word stupid itself.

What's even paining me is just that Albert Einstein is not alive at this time. If he was, he'll be able to use your brain to develop formulae to calculate foolishness. Your own breed of foolishness is rare. It will be sad that it'll just go to waste without proper use and recycling

Pep himself said he would have been sacked by any of the big clubs he’s worked previously.

City didn’t sack him because they are a small club, not because Pep did not fail at City.

How many times do I have to point that out? You numbskulls use your village logic to debate highly intellectual issues and fail at it each time.

Something terrible must have happened at the point of your conception because it’s very clear to observe you have serious mental issues. Any seasoned embryologist would know certain proteins got missing in the simple fertilization process that made you.

I marvel at your morgue temperature IQ each time you type your drivel on this thread. The owner of this forum should quickly start using IQ tests to filter the kind of idiöts that populate this forum.

How did you even make it here? Who invited you? Who raised you? Which schools did you graduate from? Are you even a graduate? The best advice one can give you is to self mutilate yourself in the form of castration so the next generation don’t have to deal with your offspring.

I am sorry for your descendants.

Android17:
Also known as, I have been nabbed again so I will run away. You are welcome.

That’s your cup of ricin.

I gain nothing proving shit to you.

I won’t let you use me to gather some Nairaland credibility on these streets.

In other words, fück off and don’t ever engage me with your stupidity again.

Android17:
Prove the highlighted. Don't forget your "Mourinho did not buy Cech, Robben..." argument. It may apply here.

Mr Marshmallow, please don’t engage me in beer parlor talks.

If you think Pep hasn’t spent close to $1 billion, that’s your own cup of ricin.

raumdeuter:
That is what some fans do. I wonder how many people recommended Diaz, Stones, Ake here without receiving insult, Another coach will misuse Bruno and we will see fans protesting on why they should sign someone from a farmers league for that amount

When Tuchel was hired some Chelsea fans were complaining this that, 3 at the back, playing Rudiger, playing Harvetz etc.

If Chelsea should lose today you will start seeing posts like "Why will any sensible coach play this that that"

This is stupidity sha.

A manager inherited Aguero, Kompany, Sterling, KDB, David Silva and Fernandinho.

He went on to spend $1 billion on that impeccable spine and he’s suddenly the best manager on the planet for making a CL final?

How did you people graduate from college?

Android17:
Names, and more names. Soon as I highlight another one you have just put here you will respond with more insults. I know who the community laughed at. Just go back you will see it, Sauron

This boy is sick in the head.

Android17:
lol. Everyone knows you will not be telling my lies my way again, going forward.

What lies did I tell?

That you are stupid?

“Chelsea were the favorites in 2004/5 season” - the entire community is laughing at your sheer stupidity.

This place is intellectually out of your echelon. You better crawl back to the gutter you emerged from.

Android17:
Someone should help me understand something. Is 1Bn the cost of City squad or how much Pep spent?

You are very stupid to be asking that question.

Pep has spent $1 billion in 5 years.

One manager has spent the defence budget of the whole West African countries on defenders and it has taken him 5 attempts to get past semifinal round.

Android17:
Jodera, ask them to provide proof that Guardiola was signed because of the UCL.

So you are still alive?

I genuinely thought you passed away after you went missing for weeks.

How are those body blows you got bashed with the other week? Have the bruises healed?

popizaino:
Even the quality is still very subjective though and the truth of the matter is that none of this pep Guardiola's signing would have been recommended by united fans in the first place,because they deem them not quality enough .

Kyle Walker won’t be an upgrade on Valencia?
Benjamin Mendy won’t be an upgrade on Young?
Laporte, Dias, Stones aren’t an upgrade on Jones?

Nani left United in 2015 and City have signed Mahrez, Sterling, Bernando Silva as right wingers since then while United haven’t filled that role.

All you Pep fanboys should find something else to say.