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Phones › Re: The Last Person You Blocked, What Did They Do ? by illuminutty: 1:39pm On Aug 18, 2022

She sent me nude while I was having a Zoom meeting and sharing my screen with over 57 team leaders.

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Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by illuminutty: 11:57am On Aug 18, 2022

Rosaline5000:
True lol, it's mostly broke and lonely guys that are obsessed with the red pill or whatever, they say misery loves company, so they spend all their time trying to force others to join their cause so they wont look as pathetic or think women dont want to be with them.
It's basically them trying to shift the problem from them to say all ladies are bad and no relationship is genuine than to face the fact that they can't offer anything to women and that's why they are single and lonely.
Weak men are in good relationships and are freaking miserable

Crime › Re: South African Man Stabs His 23-Year-Old Girlfriend To Death (Photos) by illuminutty: 4:46pm On Aug 16, 2022

Temperamental people should avoid being in a relationship.

Politics › Re: Pity Us — Soldiers Cry Out After Being Celibate For Over A Year (Photos, Video) by illuminutty: 4:19pm On Aug 16, 2022*

They are really tired.

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Politics › Re: Isaac Fayose: Tinubu Has The Structure, Peter Obi Needs ₦50 Billion To Win by illuminutty: 2:11pm On Aug 16, 2022

We no dey give shishi and we go still win.

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Crime › Re: Joel Ubah Sleeps In Coffin After Losing House To Scammer by illuminutty: 2:10pm On Aug 16, 2022

Inside life...

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Politics › Re: Labour Party Meeting In Kaduna by illuminutty: 12:31pm On Aug 16, 2022

They are online pipu.

Fashion › Re: Meet Beauty Of Africa International Pageant Contestants As Gordons Hosts Event by illuminutty: 12:10pm On Aug 16, 2022

Alex hustling daily

Foreign Affairs › Re: William Ruto Declared Kenya President-Elect by illuminutty: 4:36pm On Aug 15, 2022

OGHENAOGIE:
ur Obi and his party labour doesn't have candidate for several national assembly positions... In lagos d guber tickets is under crises situation... No guber candidate in Kano... Obi is just d face running on vibes and inshallah... Ruto Party won 24 Senate Seats out of 47... That's why PDP Atiku or tinubu APC remain the options... Elections aren't won online besides like Ruto tinubu didn't have support of many insiders in presidency yet won the APC ticket that's shows he is the stronger contender amongst the 16 in Nigeria

If only Tinubu was as selfless, young, fit and fiddle as Ruto.

Foreign Affairs › Re: William Ruto Declared Kenya President-Elect by illuminutty: 4:34pm On Aug 15, 2022

diplomat058:
You're a f000l if you think Tinubu, who is the only proven Development Strategist among the candidates, is not the best. What a joke!

He may die before he even assume office. His health is failing him. I don't see him getting through the stress of the upcoming campaign season unless they wanna go to every campaign ground with an air ambulance.

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Politics › Re: Trending Video Of Nigerian Soldiers Working In The Rain (Photos) by illuminutty: 4:09pm On Aug 15, 2022

Na their work

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Sports › Re: Anthony Taylor Shouldn't Officiate Chelsea Matches - Thomas Tuchel by illuminutty: 2:54pm On Aug 15, 2022

That Taylor piece of nsi enwe should never ever officiate our match again.

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Politics › Re: Did Peter Obi Increase ANSU School Fees From ₦136,000 To ₦256,000 In 2012? by illuminutty: 8:49am On Aug 15, 2022

Karac:
Wetin consign me consign Obi life. Who he EPP?? You think any naija politician gives a flying fvck about you? lol.

Don't worry obi will win and 1 naira will be equal 1 dollar.

Exactly my point.

Politics › Re: Did Peter Obi Increase ANSU School Fees From ₦136,000 To ₦256,000 In 2012? by illuminutty: 8:41am On Aug 15, 2022

Elvis2kay:
Life no balance ooo. Ipob's bros don forget Nmamdi kanu inside prison. It's all about Obi now.. Feb.2023 when Obi go looooose woefully. What will be the way forward for my ipob bros.

You mean Independent People of Badagry, Benin, Bodija or Bourdillon? Which one?

Politics › Re: Did Peter Obi Increase ANSU School Fees From ₦136,000 To ₦256,000 In 2012? by illuminutty: 8:39am On Aug 15, 2022

Karac:
Keep deceiving your self. In fact ANSU is the Oxford of Nigeria right, the best University... lol

Whether Obi wins or not, his life will never come down to your level. He will continue to enjoy the good life. Same for your candidates. Regardless of who wins, we we will all live to deal with the consequences of our choices.

Shalom brother.

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Politics › Re: Did Peter Obi Increase ANSU School Fees From ₦136,000 To ₦256,000 In 2012? by illuminutty: 8:14am On Aug 15, 2022

Is the school better off after the increment? YES

Is the school plagued by the current quagmire and imbroglio rocking the university education in Nigeria today? NO

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Declares Open National Shareholders Summit On 2023 (Pictures) by illuminutty: 5:31pm On Aug 11, 2022*

National shareholders abi na national cake owners. I hope China is there because they are the major shareholder of Nigeria right now with all the debt owed them.

Meanwhile...

Politics › Re: Supporters Mob Atiku In Gombe (Pictures) by illuminutty: 4:19pm On Aug 11, 2022

Truthisunique2:
Campaign never start o, na just wedding yet everyone for the wedding na atiku supporter

This one pass town hall meeting

Buhari cult votes and support is flying atiku way

Na just wedding and both posters and shirts were made. Nigeria will humble all of us.

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Politics › Re: FG Procures Technology To Monitor, Prevent Grid Collapse by illuminutty: 2:42pm On Aug 11, 2022

Failure cannot stop failure.

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Politics › Re: 2023: On Peter Obi, Let Us Verify by illuminutty: 7:58am On Aug 11, 2022

Nothing of substance was found in this long epistle of gibberish, innuendoes, tantrums and already-debunked allegations.

I like how you all end up looking like clowns at the end of every failed attempt to mudsling our incoming president.

#Obidatti is a national youth agenda.

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Celebrities › Re: Denrele Distance Self From Bobrisky, James Brown, Says He Is Not A Crossdresser by illuminutty: 7:51am On Aug 11, 2022

Extreme poverty brought about by this administration has given rise to lot of confused people who are looking for a way to survive and crossdressing and gender switch have become easy ways to escape the current harsh reality in the country. Men want to become women because they think life is easy for women.

Vote Peter Obi to restore sanity and dignity of Nigerians.

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Politics › Re: Dayo Isreal: Tinubu Doesn't Sleep Until 4am, He Is Fit To Govern Nigeria by illuminutty: 7:15am On Aug 11, 2022

How can he even sleep at all with all the evil he has committed? You can't foist this failure of APC on Nigerians and expect to get up to 2 minutes of sleep in a day? The blood, tears and sorrows of Nigerians will torment and haunt him everytime he closes his eyes to sleep. So I can understand the reason for his sleeplessness which has deteriorated his health. Insomnia on its own is a medical condition. He is medically unfit to be president.

#Obidatti2023

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Politics › Re: Will You Vote In Next Year's General Elections Or Not? by illuminutty: 6:50pm On Aug 08, 2022

ifihearam:
This will be your first.

Time will tell...

Politics › Re: Will You Vote In Next Year's General Elections Or Not? by illuminutty: 6:35pm On Aug 08, 2022

Yes, I will vote. Have been voting since 2011.

Presidential level:
2011 - GEJ

2015 & 2019 - Buhari(Regrets.. we had to choose a lesser evil).

2023 - Peter Obi - If God spares our life.

Gubernatorial:
2011 - Fashola

2015 - Ambode

2019 - Sanwolu

2023 - Undecided.

I have never voted anyone that didn't win.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporter Endorses Atiku by illuminutty: 12:10pm On Aug 06, 2022

Politics › Re: British High Commissioner To Nigeria Visits Atiku (Pictures) by illuminutty: 6:39pm On Aug 01, 2022

I am fully Obidient and Datti's the fact.

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Travel › Re: Man Discovers "Hidden Camera" In His Hotel Room At A Hotel In VI Lagos by illuminutty: 9:50am On Jul 30, 2022

How is that a camera?

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Romance › Re: Guys Which One Are You?.... Ladies Which One Is Your Spec? by illuminutty: 7:23pm On Jul 27, 2022

I am 7-1

Crime › Re: Onuorah Caritas Onyinye 'Smart Beyoncé' Arrested With Cocaine At Airport by illuminutty: 4:32pm On Jul 27, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Babe is even smiling

There's nothing men won't put women through. If proper investigation is carryout, you'll know that she was carrying the drugs for her boyfriend or sugar daddy.

And she had the right to say No... assuming..

Crime › Re: Man Threatens To Attack Pastors, Churches (Video) by illuminutty: 9:23am On Jul 21, 2022

Why does he resemble Oyedepo?

Romance › Re: Is It Proper To Date My Friend's Ex? by illuminutty: 1:32pm On Jul 20, 2022

ReverseIlamina:
So Me and this girl have been friends last year on the Same Campus though we kept it lowkey. My friend noticed the girl on campus one day and they proceeded to talking stage.

My friend showed me the girl and I told him we were just friends I gave him the go ahead. But actually I was interested in the girl but I wanted to study her before making any move.

So Fastfoward, they dated for a month and broke up. He said he wasn't interested anymore and I could go for her actually. I'm now close to the girl. I had to let my friend know about it. He said he wasn't bothered but went behind my back and told my other friends what happened.

Now all of them think I'm a snake . I'm I wrong?

You are an idiot if that person was truly your friend.

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