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PoliticsRe: Presidential Ticket: 72 Hours To APC Primary, Screening Report Not Ready by illuminutty: 11:43am On Jun 03, 2022
Anti People's Congress

Meanwhile, fvck Atiku.

Peter Obi for president.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Hosts Ikpeazu In His Abuja Home: Pictures by illuminutty: 7:16pm On Jun 02, 2022
The most useless governor in Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures: The Disturbing Fascination Americans Have With Guns by illuminutty: 8:18pm On Jun 01, 2022
These people have more ammunition than the entire Nigerian security apparatuses.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Is Buhari's Preferred Candidate Ahead Of APC Primary - Independent by illuminutty: 10:32am On Jun 01, 2022
If Peter Obi won't get it, PYO should.
PoliticsRe: Ondo APC Primary: Jimoh Ibrahim Clinches Senator Ticket by illuminutty: 7:34am On May 29, 2022
Nigeria is dead
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Group Writes Facebook To Delete Reno Omokri’s Page by illuminutty: 3:57pm On May 25, 2022
Nice one!
Christianity EtcRe: Deborah Samuel: Family Arrives New Home In Port Harcourt Donated By OPM G.O. by illuminutty: 11:18pm On May 24, 2022
matrix199:
I expect him to also come to the aid of the family of the murdered Fatima and her children.
Let the Imam of Central Mosque, Abuja or Sokoto do that.
RomanceRe: School Bus Driver Has Been Sleeping With 4 Parents! Marriage Becoming Worthless by illuminutty: 1:10pm On May 24, 2022
hotwax:
Based on what I saw last week, I concluded that marriage is over hyped. It does not worth the stress for men.

Men should just get baby Mamas. Get someone to impregnate so they can have their own kids.

Or do not legalize any relationship with a woman. You both can stay together but never legalize it.

It was found out that a school bus driver of a school opposite my house has been sleeping with 4 parents. These are married women who are in their husband houses.

He was exposed by his girlfriend who came to attack one parent with screaming match. She even exposed the woman that the pregnancy the woman is carrying belong to his boyfriend and not her husband.

The woman quickly drove away from that embarrassment. The lady revealed alot. She said they have been engaged for years but he refused to marry her. He will beat her up whenever he sees her with another guy.

She has warned him so many times against sleeping with parents of school where he collect salary. It will hurt his employer, he didn't listen.

I have been very weak since I heard the news. Marriage is wahala jare. I could not just get it out of my head. Although I have one oga who has slept with nearly all married women in my office. But this one is the height of it all.

A school bus driver and parents...chaii
On today's episode of things that never happened.
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Taxi Driver Picks Peter Obi In UK, Drives Him Free Of Charge (Photos) by illuminutty: 10:02am On May 24, 2022
pricklewane:
This Pandora Criminal sha continue to fool foolish igbos. I am glad he understands other Nigerians ain't fooled with his gimmick.

He should sha be magnanimous enough to settle the cab guy from the hard currency he stashed in his daughter's Pandora account.

I am not sure the fool can pay out of the two hundred million Naira cash he was caught with in Lagos. Isn't it funny a gov can be caught red-handed with N250 million cash n he lied that he paid a contractor cash n same contractor chose to carry the cash in the gov convey to Lagos. That is what the promoter of this criminal want Nigerians to over. Note that this bastard carry similar or more amount each time he visit Lagos n he dies that 3 to 4 time monthly as gov of Anambra. This is insider report o not fabricated.
If only most Nigerian politicians were as lenient as this in stealing then we wont say they're corrupt.

Even in your assumed "corruption'' case against Obi, he was still prudent in it.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Give Politicians 48 Hours To Withdraw Soldiers From South-east by illuminutty: 9:57am On May 24, 2022
IPOB is a terrorist group and it remains proscribed. Declare state of emergency in Anambra state now.
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Charly Boy, Others Protest (Photos) by illuminutty: 8:29am On May 24, 2022
Has he protested against the killing of Nigerians including a mother and her four kids in Anambra?

Hypocrites angry angry
RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by illuminutty: 7:53am On May 24, 2022
adadike:
cheesy grin chineke melu m ebere. My body shape na 'G' . Big boobs, flat tummy, big yansh.
You are the one I have been waiting for. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: IPOB Kills Woman, 4 Kids, 6 Others In Anambra by illuminutty: 7:40am On May 24, 2022
You see this IPOB is going to be the very end of South East. All the people cheering them on will later run for cover and there will not be anywhere to hide.

This I have seen.

They should declare state of emergency in Anambra State.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Brother Is Taunting Me Always, pls Help! by illuminutty: 1:27pm On May 23, 2022
Tonero5200:
Any little issue we have she report it to her brother, just because am the cool headed type. I'm tired of the all whole thing, several times have wanted to call it quit but we end up getting back together. On Friday she went out with a guy to shoprite, when I asked who he was, she said they are just friends which was a lie because that guy normally calls her when she's with me.

I i told her, that she can go ahead to date him that me am done with the whole relationship. At first she laughed, then told me I NOR FIT. She's been calling since then which i ignored.
his elder bro came to my house with some friends of his that has several stab wounds and injuries all over their body, they didn't touch me, he just asked me what happened and I told him then what he said is I should try work it out with his sister then he Left.

Have made up my mind, but I know this isn't the end of it.. the dude is well known all over the town for his problems and he will be back.
They will kill you before the end of this year if you don't run for your life.
PoliticsRe: If PDP Picks Peter Obi.... - Reno Omokri by illuminutty: 11:40am On May 23, 2022
I loathe this ediot.
RomanceRe: Ukrainian Refugee ‘snatches’ Husband From British Lady Who Housed Her (pics) by illuminutty: 8:57am On May 23, 2022
She is hot!
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu's Okada Ban: 16 Points To Know by illuminutty: 8:38pm On May 20, 2022
bull crap
RomanceRe: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by illuminutty: 4:52pm On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Back in uni,in the hostel,guys do throw subtle jabs at me for my small manhood.It might be jokingly but it really gets to me.....more than enough to make one insecure.
It is not your fault. I am sure you have other features like height, colour or fine face that others don't. Life no balance. Nobody has it all... only a few. I knw someone then in the uni as well who had tiny wee-wee and he would make so much joke out of it that you would want to have small pr1ck. He had most beautiful and curvy happening chics around him.
RomanceRe: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by illuminutty: 10:14am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
You must be so insecure to give this a thought. Own your body and have the courage to accept what you cannot change. You didn't create yourself and you would have chosen your preferred size if you were part of the creation decision making process. So far the d1ck is healthy and can impregnate a woman, every other thing is secondary. Whoever says e no reach am is on their own.
SportsRe: PSG's Idrissa Gueye Causes Stir By Refusing To Wear Jersey Supporting LGBTQ by illuminutty: 7:26am On May 19, 2022
AFvckingAlpha:
I know people gonna come for me but I ain’t scared bring it on plus I’m fvcking straight infact I love pussy, I ain’t even getting enough pussy lately, we just need to respect people’s decisions, science validates homosexuality to a degree though!

How’s Idrissa gonna fell if he’s discriminated cos of he’s skin color.
Werey stop the disguise... you are fvcking gaybriel. And equating sexual preference to race is the dumbest shiii I have read since GEJ announced cassava bread. Y'all should keep banging your assh0les in peace but respect other people decisions who do not agree that you should continue being ment.
SportsRe: PSG's Idrissa Gueye Causes Stir By Refusing To Wear Jersey Supporting LGBTQ by illuminutty:
He is brave to stand for what he believes. Don't force people to do what is against their value belief.

It is bad enough that his full name is pronounce " Idris is a gaey", you now want him to endorse the nonsense by wearing your shii shirt.
Fvck LGBTQ mofos. They are a bunch of deluded and dysfunctional ediots.
TravelRe: Enugu First Flyover Was Badly Planned & Implemented (Video) by illuminutty: 9:35am On May 18, 2022
successmatters:
And a person opened this thread about enugu, and you jumped in, and still saying you are not a pained hater? What is wrong with some people sef?
Ugwuanyi is as useless as the letter "p" in psychology.
CrimeRe: Beer Barn's Statement On David Sunday Imoh's Murder By Okada Men by illuminutty: 7:25pm On May 17, 2022
AstraDroid:
It is a shame that Islamists are the governing council of Lagos and Lekki is now where jihadists okada riders are comfortable enough to murder enterprising minds.

Lagos is a disaster waiting to happen
On point
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Olu Of Warri Kingdom In Aso Rock by illuminutty:
Prophetmohamned:
who is this most useless between Buhari and prophet mohammed?
What is this na? Seun is a Moslem, hope you know? He will give you 600 billion years ban.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Olu Of Warri Kingdom In Aso Rock by illuminutty: 4:13pm On May 17, 2022
Ugly Pinnick just spoilt the photo with his bad luck.
Car TalkRe: Car Spotted Carrying Another Car On Nigerian Road (video) by illuminutty: 1:48pm On May 17, 2022
Any bizarre occurrence that you cannot see in Nigeria does not exist.

Meanwhile, that is how I have been carrying my family problems see the age of 16.

CelebritiesRe: Uche Odoputa's Father Kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen by illuminutty: 1:47pm On May 17, 2022
Las las East go be like Borno if not worse.
SportsRe: Chelsea Qualify For Champions League Football Next Season by illuminutty: 9:49am On May 17, 2022
Guaranteed
Car TalkRe: How Can I Avoid Buying A Stolen Vehicle? by illuminutty: 9:29am On May 17, 2022
uniquetechng:
I can give you lead whenever you are ready
Ready like yesterday.

PM
Car TalkRe: How Can I Avoid Buying A Stolen Vehicle? by illuminutty: 7:30am On May 17, 2022
lifezone247:
Buy in cotonou simple
Tell me more about this. My present car was bought in Cotonou and it is due for change. I lost the contact that led me to Cotonou and facilitated the deal including clearing and delivery to Lagos.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by illuminutty: 7:16am On May 17, 2022
Skit makers do too much these days.
TravelRe: The Decaying Underbelly Of Calabar, Nigeria’s ‘Cleanest City’ by illuminutty: 8:14am On May 16, 2022
Stinks

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