₦airaland Forum

Na today?

Nigeria is a bad marriage.

Vanity

DOTian:
Those of us wey never marry may end up with gals whose body count s are chasing 500.
Someone out there might be thinking that I'm joking but when you realize that most of these graduates that men rush to marry these days, spent most of their university days in the lobbies of big hotels, you will know what I mean..

Multiply 3 to 5 boys a day by 5 days a week .....
We're finished..?

Average of two men a day for those operating from home and online. 5 to 10 men a day for those living in brothels and hotels. My advice is: Don't put your mind on body count, if you see a good woman who would stop hustling her toto after you find her, marry her.

On today's episode of things that never happened

Make Lekki girls no see this one ooo.

Job applicants, over to you.

They can store the materials in my house.

Now that the tribal bigots have taken over... modified.

Same Jonathan APC said was the killer of the economy and the nation is now their preferred candidate?

Hian

Demariz:
Me and my partner

You get?

This one go soon abandon the so-called partner. No emotion.

If these thieves could attend to issues of national importance the way they attend to political issues that affect them, this country would have been better than the Garden of Eden.

Once person do well, na Nigeria.

The basis for seeking 2nd tenure by Sanwolu is evil. Dud is a pure disaster.

What happened to the okada ban in Lagos? They even ride to Park View. Sanwolu is a disaster.

Amaechi 2023!

Ugly Pinnick

Felimax:
YOU GUYS BETTER TALK TO YOUR BROTHERS TO KEEP THEIR DISTANCE. AT LAGOS I WARNED THEM THAT IPOB WILL NOT WORK IN DELTA STATE. I AM NOT BRAGGING, IF I HEAR ONE NOISE IN DELTA STATE. I WILL MENTION WHERE IPOB IS MEETING IN LAGOS AND WILL MENTION SOME OF THEIR MEMBERS HERE ON THIS THREAD.

THAT OJODU BERGER GO TIRE ALL OF US. IPOB KEEP YOUR DISTANCE OFF DELTA STATE.

You don't have to wait until then to report to the security agencies everything you know about IPOB. You an accomplice and an IPOB apologist by your action of silence.

Felimax:
IPOB better keep their distance OFF Delta State. If you guys think you are mad we are the inventors of madness.

You guys don't want it to go the other way, trust me, we set ablaze every Igbo market in Delta State.

Run far because for Delta State all of us nor well. Police or no Police!

So you would burn every Igbo man shop even if he has nothing to do with those f00ls that unleash mayhem on their people in SE? What makes you different from them? If IPOB attack Delta state, attack IPOB in retaliation, not someone that has nothing to do with them.

If you do that, you become more senseless and stupid than IBOB that is killing innocent people because they want to prove a point to Buhari.

Ekweremadu 2023

On Ikeoha mandate we stand.

Conte is a good coach, forget.

Old man. What has he been waiting for?

OtemAtum:
handball

The goal stands.

The goal stands.

Goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaal!!

BHA 4 - 0 MUN

Goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaal!!

BHA 3 - 0 MUN

When I thought Chelsea was horrible, ManU came.

Make them no use toto scatter the destiny of the house.

Hehehe

Choi! Buhari will not eat for two days because of this. He will not even bathe nor receive his salary for this month because of this lockdown.

Ndi nzuzu.

And you did not report how the attacker's hand changed from left to right.