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PoliticsRe: Terrorists Attack Gidan Train Station In Kaduna by illuminutty: 5:33pm On Mar 29, 2022
Seems some people are not happy with the outcome of APC convention and have gone totally ballistic.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana WCQ Today: VAR Installed And Ghanaians Are Mocking Nigeria by illuminutty: 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2022
See finish na your mate? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Musa Kwankwaso Dumps PDP, Set To Join NNPP by illuminutty: 2:49pm On Mar 29, 2022
Political party prostitution continues....
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Train Attack: Nasir El-Rufai Visits Injured Passengers by illuminutty: 2:30pm On Mar 29, 2022
What is that short devil doing there?

He even had the audacity to pose for the camera.

PoliticsRe: HURIWA Condemns Buhari’s Silence On Kaduna Airport, Rail Attacks by illuminutty: 2:21pm On Mar 29, 2022
Buhari is not in talking terms with Nigerians. Moreover, he is still in shock as always and we will see that when Garba Shehu releases a statement saying that "President Buhari expressed shock over bla bla bla...."

PoliticsRe: Musa-Lawal Ozigi Killed In Abuja-Kaduna Train Bombing by illuminutty: 2:20pm On Mar 29, 2022
Heeeeiii god ooo
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home In Anambra, Enugu, Others (Pictures) by illuminutty: 3:23pm On Mar 28, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
Did I complain to you?

grin
You will soon complain... chere, nwa mgbe nta.
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home In Anambra, Enugu, Others (Pictures) by illuminutty: 3:19pm On Mar 28, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
Nobody can kill the Biafran Spirit. Even if they deploy all the Military personnel in Nigeria to Southeast people will still sit at home on Mondays.

Solution : Release Mazi Nnamdi Kanu

Simple grin
The economy of SE is shamble and you are there n'eme sit-at-home? You are hurting yourself and think you are hurting Buhari. Ndi mgbu!
CareerRe: The Best Boss You Have Ever Worked With. Share Your Experience by illuminutty: 1:55pm On Mar 28, 2022
My current boss.
RomanceRe: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by illuminutty: 10:14am On Mar 28, 2022
Knacked her once and cum to my senses that she was not worth the time, effort and resources and stress.
CrimeRe: Anambra Police Arrest 13 Suspects Who Flouted Soludo's Ban On Illegal Revenue by illuminutty: 4:39pm On Mar 26, 2022
Klington:
Matching words with actions is what actually makes things work efficiently.

He should go harder on them.

Not the puppet in Lagos who banned okada and boom, they took over every part of Lagos with reckless abandon.
Sanwolu is a weakling.
SportsRe: "Super Chickens" John Dumelo Mocks Nigeria After The Match Ended In A Deadlock by illuminutty: 10:50am On Mar 26, 2022
The match was boring af.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: #horriblebosses And #toxicworkplace ; My Little Experience by illuminutty:
From my personal expereince, this thing called #toxicwork environment is mostly rife in one-man companies, and Indian, Lebanese or Chinese companies in Nigeria. I started my career with a one-man oil company and the MD, whom I worked directly with as his PA, was tyrant and heartless bully both at home and at work. He would call us all manner of unprintable names. He was a very good friend of Fashola, who was then the governor of Lagos state. Late night meetings upon late night meetings. Sometimes, I close by 3 a.m and still has to be in his house before 8 a.m the same day. I would wait until he woke up and his first response to my greeting would be "oloriburuk omo Ibo". I go laugh and still say "thank you sir".

My second job experience where I was at the receiving end of #toxicwork environment was in an Indian pharmaceutical company. Omo, the target was crazy. The Indian boss was always breathing down our neck with loads of insults and embarrassment. I dared not sit in the office beyond 9 a.m. I nearly died, started feeling like a loser and always fighting my complex and morale.

When I left and joined a multinational company where there were procedures, policies and protocols, I saw a lot of differences. I swore never to work for a one-man firm or any company that is Lebanese, Indian or Chinese.
InvestmentRe: What's The Best Way To Invest Idle Funds? by illuminutty: 2:22pm On Mar 22, 2022
CordeliaNk:
Read this

Message to all Nigerians who are employees somewhere

If your salary is less than $1000 monthly, you need to SLOWLY read this. It is no longer news that regular individuals can work online and earn money LEGITIMATELY.

STOP paying for all these so called investment that promises to double your funds.

Join CPA affiliate marketing where USA companies like Microsoft, Dell, Macys, Vonage, Hostgator, Walmart, Godaddy and many more pay you IN DOLLARS by promoting their brands.
Rather than doubt, why don’t you ask questions (proof from successful trainees)
We can show you several accounts of our trainees who shared screenshots of their earnings, most people keep struggling and wondering how others are finding it easy in life, CPA marketing does the magic.

What we will do for you
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***Within 24-48hrs of enrolling, you will earn $465 guaranteed
***Our team are experts at promoting these companies; the average trainee would earn at least $2500 monthly.
***You will be representing name brands in the US and they would pay you as a partner


How to start

Click on my profile to see proof and how to contact us https://www.nairaland.com/samuelez
There is a paid training with a FIRM refund policy, if you do not earn as promised, training fee will be refunded, with ₦15000 refunded just for inconveniencing you.
Ole ni everybody. All of una na thief just different methods.
InvestmentRe: What's The Best Way To Invest Idle Funds? by illuminutty: 2:19pm On Mar 22, 2022
toujurs:
it's a scam Oga! Yahoo boys and ashawo lekki girls use them as front undecided
Can you please explain?
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian. I Found Out Today by illuminutty: 9:48am On Mar 22, 2022
Wannabenz:
Here's an opportunity for you to do twosome.
It is actually tirisome grin grin
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian. I Found Out Today by illuminutty: 9:46am On Mar 22, 2022
AccessME:
Have u forgotten the bible says, Don't judge? kill him and his sins/blood will be on ur head. It easier said than done!

Una go just dey hate gays as if terrorists, ritualists, politicians, fornicators r better off compared to them.
Leave me to deal with the blood part. God showed us in Sodom and Gomorrah how to deal with such.
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian. I Found Out Today by illuminutty: 8:55am On Mar 22, 2022
AccessME:
So if u give birth to a gay u would kill him? in reality u are a friend with a gay, u've once dine with a gay without even knowing. What I'm trying to say is that; gays have com to b part of us either we like it or not, hence, we can't do anything but to accept them!
God forbid my son turns gay. If he does, heaven or hell would receive a new entrant the day I find out.
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: You’ve Been Shown Red Card, Senator Ademola Adeleke Tells Gov Oyetola by illuminutty: 8:41am On Mar 22, 2022
zoedew:
Just Imagine! Anambra State is blessed with Soludo. Osun PDP for money parades ADEMOLA ADELEKE
I think Ademola is gonna be the ceremonious governor while his brother, Deji Adeleke, would run the affairs of the state by proxy. PDP has always been a money party, so they sold the ticket to Deji Adeleke who fronted Ademola.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari, Minister Of Power, Imo State Governor Meets In Asorock by illuminutty: 8:33am On Mar 22, 2022
Na so
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: You’ve Been Shown Red Card, Senator Ademola Adeleke Tells Gov Oyetola by illuminutty: 7:56am On Mar 22, 2022
I weep for Osun state. Of all the brains and potentials in that state, the only person they could give PDP for governorship election is this clueless and illiterate buffoon. How can this man manage the affairs of a whole state when he has nothing in his CV?
BusinessRe: Microsoft Opens It First African Development Center In Lagos by illuminutty: 12:35pm On Mar 21, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Impressive!! That is the iconic new building on Kingsway,Ikoyi, owned by Mrs Folorunsho Alakija and not far from the building housing Google Nigeria office.

Thank you Microsoft for bringing your investment to Lagos, Nigeria.

Please join the likes of Microsoft in Lagos; bring your investments to Lagos.


We are a very hospitable people with a vibrant large pool of talented and highly educated population.

We have great foods , indigenous Yoruba and Afro hip-hop music, cultural festivals, beaches , foremost African stock exchanges, Eko atlantic city, World's largest single train refinery, the prestigious University of Lagos (UNILAG) , destination of 3 commercially successful giant undersea fibre optic data cable ( the 4th, equaino,owned by Google is expected to land in Lagos before 2022 ends) and our city is racing to be fully smart city in few months.

In Lagos, you and your investments are safe and your investments are guaranteed of great returns.

Please invest in Lagos today.
Thank you.
Any plans on how to deal with the rascality, recklessness and the menace constituted by aboki okada riders, touts and keke riders?
RomanceRe: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by illuminutty: 10:13am On Mar 21, 2022
"I have a boyfriend"

And we later fvcked happily ever after.
PoliticsRe: Anti-Buni Governors Plan To Revolt Against Buhari At APC Convention by illuminutty: 9:07am On Mar 21, 2022
Hmmm
TravelRe: New MMIA International Terminal To Be Commissioned Tomorrow by illuminutty: 8:57am On Mar 21, 2022
God Bless President NwanneMadu Buhari..

What PDP could not do in 16 years, Bubu has shattered in less than 8 years.

Yagazie!
EducationRe: Musa Muminah Agaka Graduates With A First-Class From Ahamdu Bello University by illuminutty: 8:52am On Mar 21, 2022
First class in sociology? I am not impressed coming from physical/pure science background and biochemistry in particular.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Novelty Birthday Match At Onikan Stadium by illuminutty: 5:37pm On Mar 20, 2022
Hope he wore tight his pampers.
Forum GamesRe: What Would You Do If You Saw This At A Junction? by illuminutty: 1:04pm On Mar 19, 2022
I am god according to Psalms 82:6 “I said, ‘You are “gods"; you are all sons of the Most High.’ I will be become the god that eats sacrifice and pray that his prayers be answered and pack the mulla.
CelebritiesRe: OAP Nicky: I Slept With A Groom Before & After His Wedding by illuminutty: 12:48pm On Mar 19, 2022
Bestiee01:
Some men really do have terrible choice in who they sleep with.even if konji wan kill me,I rather masturbate than sleep with this ugly, shapeless mofo.
I swear. Some men are huge disgrace. If you must indulge, let it be something that is worth it. I would rather soapy than knack that piece of sh!t.
TV/MoviesRe: I Just Downgraded My Dstv After Feeling Cheated by illuminutty: 10:26pm On Mar 18, 2022
I am a a compact plus subscriber and pay an additional 2500 for 105 and 106 movies. My subscription is like almost 15k and I watch all the matches including my darling Chelsea's. This week, they upgraded me to premium at no extra charges. Try compact plus.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders AGF To Remove Section 84(12) From Electoral Act by illuminutty: 4:42pm On Mar 18, 2022
Mad judge...

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