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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Couple With Human Parts In Ogun State (Photo) by illuminutty: 3:53pm On Feb 12, 2022

Ogun again?

This state has come to sit comfortably as the epicenter of ritual killings in Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: The Progression Of 2nd Niger Bridge: Google Maps 2015-2021 by illuminutty: 3:51pm On Feb 12, 2022

ClassicMan202:
6 years to construct a beam bridge (the simplest), not even cable-stayed or suspension bridge.... And you are here boasting.

You've not even finished it self..... You should be ashamed of yourself.

And don't even mention PDP because all of them are useless.

This bridge shall be opened to traffic before the end of 2022, this I have seen. I can assure you that come December 2022, you won't have to spend hours in traffic at head bridge on your way to your village from Lagos.

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Tacha: Some Of Us Are Becoming The Men We Wanted to Marry (Photos) by illuminutty: 3:49pm On Feb 12, 2022

Has she grown a penis and two balls yet?

Politics › Re: 2023 Is For Youths: Jamiu Asuku Tells North East RENMISS Supporters by illuminutty: 3:42pm On Feb 12, 2022

CAR 2023 - Our incoming president. Mr Capital Projects - from the east, to the west, to the north and the south.

A true pan-Nigerian.

He is CAR(Chibuike Amaechi Rotimi). He will take us to the where we are supposed to be in the comity of nations.

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Politics › Re: The Progression Of 2nd Niger Bridge: Google Maps 2015-2021 by illuminutty: 3:37pm On Feb 12, 2022

What PDP could not do in 16 years, APC, CAR(our incoming presido) and PMB did in less than 6 years. Nigeria would have been worse than Venezuela and Zimbabwe if we did not sack PDP in 2015 before they sack this country to an irredeemable dungeon.

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Rides Train From Kaduna To Abuja (Pics) by illuminutty: 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2022

I have taken this train to and fro Abuja - Kaduna and it was a pleasure to ride, especially the VIP coaches. Thank you President NwanneMadu Buhari and Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi(our incoming presido) for completing what PDP used as a conduit pipe for siphoning and looting our treasury for 16 years.

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Politics › Re: PSC Defers Decision On Abba Kyari, Police To Conclude Investigation In 2 Weeks by illuminutty: 3:20pm On Feb 11, 2022

Make them kwantinu

Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter, Imade, Prays For Her Sick Mother, Sophia Momodu (Video) by illuminutty: 3:47pm On Feb 10, 2022

See news

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Romance › Re: Guys, When Many Men Are After A Lady You Are Wooing by illuminutty: 2:27pm On Feb 10, 2022

Who still woo a woman man in 2022? Just woo money and women will woo you.

Romance › Re: Man Give His Girlfriend A Dirty Slap Before Proposing To Her In Abuja by illuminutty: 11:30am On Feb 10, 2022

Skit

Politics › Re: NNPC Accuses Oando, MRS, Others Of Importing Adulterated Fuel by illuminutty: 10:45am On Feb 10, 2022

Blame game

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Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: We Will Restore Normalcy In Abuja, Others In 3 Days – FG by illuminutty: 8:02am On Feb 10, 2022

Has anyone been fired yet?

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Pays Amaechi A Visit (Photos) by illuminutty: 3:42pm On Feb 09, 2022

Amechi will make a good president.

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Sports › Re: Peseiro: Why Contract Talks With NFF Broke Down by illuminutty: 5:41am On Feb 09, 2022

Pinnick is a corrupt d1ck fvcking NFF in all holes without rubber. He will soon catch a disease and he will be exposed.

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Travel › Re: Lagos Diverts Traffic On Murtala Muhammed Way For Construction Of Red Line Rail by illuminutty: 3:46pm On Feb 08, 2022

Give it to this administration on infrastructure at all levels. If only they could get hold of the economy and security the way they have their hands on infrastructure, APC would remain in power forever.

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Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: I Was Better Than Mendy – Egypt Keeper, Abou-Gabal by illuminutty: 3:36pm On Feb 08, 2022

With his expo water bottle.

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Music/Radio › Re: Olamide Signs Asake, New Artist To YBNL Record Label (Photos) by illuminutty: 3:11pm On Feb 08, 2022

Good

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Romance › Re: Drama As Wife Pounces On Husband’s Side Chick After She Showed Up At Hospital by illuminutty: 2:40pm On Feb 08, 2022

E no pass skit.

Family › Re: My Dad Pursued Me Out Of His House Because I Smoke by illuminutty: 11:55am On Feb 08, 2022

Oh dear

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles: NFF appoints Eguavoen, Amuneke as Technical Adviser & Assistant by illuminutty: 5:35am On Feb 08, 2022*

Hope no frauduka Okoye will be allowed in the goal post.

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Family › Re: Things Men Find Irresistible In A Woman by illuminutty: 7:44am On Nov 02, 2013

Ijeoma on my mind.

Travel › Re: Protesting Passengers Block Arik Air Flight At Abuja Airport by illuminutty: 9:47pm On Sep 26, 2013

Olympus Has Fallen in Nigeria.

Business › Re: Staff In Nairalander's UBA Account-Issue Sacked! by illuminutty: 8:24pm On Sep 16, 2013*

lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Signs Samuel Eto'o by illuminutty: 11:15pm On Aug 29, 2013

Freedani: Is there any gain in buying an expired material? Cos Rooney no wan club wey go kpai em carrer na wetin mek chelshit go buy person wey em carrer don kpai already. End time tinz

Your thinking ability has ended. Ode!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Signs Samuel Eto'o by illuminutty: 11:11pm On Aug 29, 2013

Revolva: i am not a chelsea fan but now wey samuel eto don dey there omo i go buy membership for for stamford bridge

You are also welcome, son.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Signs Samuel Eto'o by illuminutty: 11:10pm On Aug 29, 2013

crispgg: Wooooow!!!!

I LOOOOVE Etoo. I believe he is one of the very few COMPLETE strikers left in the world. That guy can play almost any position and score any type of goal,he can shoot, he dribbles,he can score with headers, he has speed... If you don't feed him, he can work out opportunities from the midfield. The guy is just too much.

I A̶̲̥̅♏ a Barca fan, and I can't forget the spectacular goals he scored for Barca.

You are welcome, son.

Honestly, just because of this move I just have to support Chelsea for the premiership this season.

Christianity Etc › Re: A different View on COZA Sex Scandal by illuminutty: 5:51pm On Aug 26, 2013

therealMcCain: i'm amazed with 78 views, just 2 comments!!

God said 'keep quiet'.
You think say na joke?

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Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by illuminutty: 7:41pm On Aug 03, 2013*

Lori iro

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Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Was Untouched By Flames After Road Accident In Abuja by illuminutty: 6:43pm On Jul 28, 2013

Nairaland has been taken over by atheists.

TV/Movies › Re: Bassey And Pokello Evicted From Big Brother Africa by illuminutty: 8:15pm On Jul 21, 2013

SimonAndal: Ok. Too bad though, I always liked the guy. And he was quiet, another point for him. Damn me and my weakness for hot, light-skinned blokes.

Homo tinz. Tufiakwa

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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Talks Marriage And Secret Of Her New Look by illuminutty: 4:06pm On Jul 21, 2013

She should stop bleaching before cancer invades her skin. I don't have money anymore to contribute for the treatment of any celebrity after living their self-destructive lifestyles.

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