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Your existence is overated.

HellVictorinho6:
God is overrated

Another man toto?

VawulenceProMax:
Don't turn olosho to wife una no go hear. She don over Bleep. It will take like 5 hefty guys to get her wet.. one on her right boobs, one on her left boobs one on her clit. You kissing her. And me ready to pound her once she is wet and ready. Let me know when you want me to help out

Property wahala.

No such illness will be our portion in Jesus Name...Amen!

Who get time for that.
Chop and clean mouth.

Men too should beware of women who think they know these rules mentioned.

I owe you serious knacking with my big gbola for spilling this bitter truth. You've just hit the head on the nail.

Wiseandtrue:
Who is sleeping with the run girls

You can't eat your cake and have it!!!

Tell yourselves the truth for once and stop blaming anyone for your promiscuity!

Can't you help a lady without having sex with her?
These young men sef..I blame the yeye girls wen dey give una attention.

AppleMusicPlug:
I swear bro!
Just 1 day of chat that I forced myself to she’s already billing me not that I’m toasting her sef o

Nor go kill person pickin oh.
His preek is not legally tied to your kpekus yet oh. It's for now meant for any consenting borehole.

Emilia154:
We started dating in October, just two weeks into the relationship he started cheating.
When I caught him red handed,he claimed she was is bestie.but his chat with her is more than a bestie.he sends her money, airtime but when I ask him to at least help me with little cash when am down,he will tell me he doesn't have.when we are alone together all he talks about are the girls he has had sex with.and he is also a sex freak.i truly love this guy, but he is trying to play games with my ffelings.i want to pretend as if nothing is going on but I wan put pepper for him eye before I serve am hot breakfast or what do you think guys ��

A wise girl she is.
In the North, a 12 years old girl can marry a 60 years old man.

You can even stay forever if you don't look attractive to men.
Go consult a witch-doctor to know the reason why. Your village people may have poopooed spiritually on your head oh.

Samantha123:
Six months? I stayed four years.

To Sell fish dey una DNA for Nairaland.

I beg send your aza come make I dash you 1h

Too much yam pando, too much chicken, too much beer...regurgitate me.

Food hangover methinks!

For me, I'm going to start the day with pounded yam and melon soup.
This is still being prepared though.

What meal are you having this morning for the Christmas?

They should pay me only N1m to destroy the old currencies.

Bath with coconut water every night after reading psalm 23.

Believe me, it works!

Bear bear bank PLc

Spy on her WhatsApp messages.

Ask her to always wash her kpekus before and after sex.

Have a romantic Christmas!

To love is nothing,

To be loved is something.

To love and be loved is everything!

So, share true love this Christmas!

Olodo

Fine girl like you dey date gateman.
Shame on you.

She put password.

Dreamoftheendle:
you need to try for at least 5mins

Christmas Fowl don dear.
I need to add your 5k to my money to buy one oh.
G.I.E.
FBN2001289594

My preek hails your comment.

Divoc19:
Capital No.

Do we say we are lucky

Credit alert can make most women feel that.
It's a tested and trusted theory

Squirrel

I want to marry a single mum.

anuoluwapogabri:
What is your business, if you are not interested in them shut up your mouth and date
whoever you want to, and stop judging them, are you God?

I like this lady.
Her kpekus must be as sweet as she talks. Let's take a look please..biko.

Jennyclay:
Another thread for broke men to start ranting.
Someone asked you for a little favor to help her with ordinary 3k, she even promised to pay back but you ran away and to make things worse, you brought a private issue to a public forum . Nawa oo
If you don't have money kindly tell her you are as broke as a naked man. A naked man does not put his hands inside pocket. What if she asked for 30k nko? You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame! Shame!

Ordinary 3k, Bad energies everywhere! Shior!

It's sweeter when you apply it and use it to knack kpekus. The Cummings ehn, na die!
Try it and thank me later.

You are a Cowbell child.

We were feed that way and we live better moral lives.

Who do they fvck with their giant preek?

Can't enter a normal toto.

Or don't they fvck?

You never know with women.
Marry her first. Her true colour will change that opinion.

Robertgreene1:
SECONDUS...Abu mu nwafo Igbo oo maka adiro ama ama
All they know abt is money money money...
But we igbo guys no dey try at all sha..we re d ones dt spoil our girls silly with money...the "Bebe I will take care of you" crew

But Las Las I found my love after all
She's 20...I'm 27...we both from Anambra..same town
She's facially pretty though she's too slim to be called "sexy" but I don't give a damn Abt dt one... character over sexiness any time..any day
She never asks me 4 a Kobo... she's always like.."No I don't want u to waste ur money..save it instead" but I do force her to take little gifts from me sometimes...after much resistance from her
Above all.. she says "I'm sorry" to a fault..
She can even tell u "I'm sorry" for doing absolutely nothing at all... LOL
Anything u tell her with a raised voice...she goes "I'm sorry"
She's from a modest home..so well trained dt she doesn't wear trousers or any revealing dress... she swore 2 be a virgin...ND I'm keeping her like that till our wedding day...
Her social media life is quite unusual for a naija girl...talkmore of an Igbo one... she's not on F.B, Twitter, insta or whatever...only Whatsapp..and even dt Whatsapp sef..no profile pics..no status...no updates..no nothing...lol
Damn That girl is an angel...
And only death will stop me from marrying her...