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Vaseline don dear sha oh.

Credibility76:
No , we do self-friend

Craze wen dey Nairaland dey come in form of women.
Would you give your brother this piece of advice?

Let me tell You, a man does not live by toto alone.

We can survive for a year without dipping our preek into kpekus...I swear!

But Vaseline is very expensive now sha....more expensive than a round of knacking.

Well, if I were the OP, I would rather adjust my knacking budget to 20k a month. Or what do you say, JennyClay?

Jennyclay:
You're indeed a stingy man... so you don't want a girlfriend because you don't want to spend on her .


Incase you don't know, no lady would want to stay with a stingy man.... so if you are avoiding ladies because of common billing, you will still spend when you eventually want a girlfriend. You can't escape it. Keep running!

Biko, this is a new year, you men should learn to spend on your girlfriend/wife. Don't tight your hands.

Akagum!

I would have taken sides with the redpillers who are asking you to send your wife parking but when I thought about what would be the fate of the children in future, my heart softens.

Call family members from both sides including her Pastor to resolve this issue please.
Some of these young men asking you to send your wife parking either had never married in their lives or don't even have lasting relationship because they need proper orientation on how to maintain a lasting relationship.

Most young men want to fvck only.
That's hit and run.
Dem nor want commitment.

Draw im preek.

I round is okay for your health.
Let her be please.

By the way, how do you also feel after you've cum?

Nothing good comes out of Babylon

Tightened your kpekus by washing it with alum ...I beg he will swear you are a virgin!

When you want to buy a pair of shoes, you must test it to see if it's your size, so is relationship.
As a man I must test the woman's kpekus to make sure it's in good condition before keeping it for life!

Sex is what motivates a man to marrying you.

Jeweltz:
Thanks. But withholding sex doesn't stop me from meeting a man that'll Love me. Thanks again

Most young men have turned thieves in other to survive.

In Nigeria you eat eba and gbegiri that is of low nutritional value while most food eaten abroad are of high calories.

I will give it to a lady near me who just had her android phone destroyed by a toddler where she was charging it.
Her kpekus see shegay before she fit buy that Itel phone oh.
I felt really sorry for her.

You don take loud methinks.

Take this advice.
He has hit the head on the nail.

Starz825:
Tell her everything about you....She might likely be of help sef...(no put mind Sha).

if she still find you interesting fine ..if she doesn't...life goes on...

I hate to lie about my personality....what if she finds out....it doesn't even make sense if you ask me

If I see say I no dey her level and she is likely to be full of her self or act too clever by half...omooo I go move ...focus on my life...

Tell your Pastor your toto needs serious annointing then cum and try my cucumber size preek.
I bet you will speak in tongues and cum thrice as I enter your tight kpekus.

AdaSunshine:
No, it is not normal.
You need to stay off fornication, then go for deliverance.

Your comments dey always dey sweet me Siofra.
You resemble Edo babe.
I duff my preek 4 you.

siofra:
News like this dey sweet me

Don't be yourself, continue to pretend to be who you're not.

Let every male Nairalander ensure that this cuming erection is free and fair oh.

Vote wisely as an OBIdient lover in 2023 erection!

Pretty girl with pretty kpekus, can we knack for 500k?

Prettygirl200:
Am prettygirl and I asked u a question, so u mean u want this rubbish to make front page?

The handwriting on the wall says that she's already dating someone else who has a bigger gbola and takes care of her. So move on my boy, you are now off-track.

May God save us this year oh.

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Living a live of sacrifice is the best way to live. Someone sacrificed his time and energy on making television available to you today.

Give, and you shall receive an eternal gift which is happiness in seeing others happy.

Just continue to be humble. It pays.

They can't even face Fulani Herdsmen.

Apply palm oil to your preek before you enter her.

I like this lady.
Her hatred for men sets me on.

siofra:
See your ugly face

I see nothing.

I was expecting to see her bearded kpekus.
Hiss.

I pray she doesn't plan to kill you.
Na prick dey hungry am.

He may be sex-starved too.

Let her be please.

Is toto all you think about?

Pen is bad!