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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Olakunle Churchill Is A One Minute Man by IMASTEX: 5:16pm On May 01, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Or Samsu oil + legend stout + viagra ......... grin
Abi oh
Failure always has so many excuse.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Olakunle Churchill Is A One Minute Man by IMASTEX: 4:40pm On May 01, 2019
Why didn't you give him Sure Men Herbal Tea
Family › Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by IMASTEX: 9:20am On May 01, 2019
[quote author=Marbella003 post=77989360][/quote]Firstly, you write well.
Secondly, I understand your state of dilemma right now. The more reason it is wise for close age gaps between couples due to sexuality issues. I won't judge or blame you for an already done deal. Neither am I promising you that your sexual urge will go down or that you won't repeat it again with the same colleague or another person. You're only feeling guilty because it is your first time, soon it won't be a big deal anymore. Especially, when your husband is in his 60's & you're in your 40's.

My advise is simple, work on your husband's sexuality the way you want it. You can get him supplements for improved libido & teach him bed matrix.
Chat me for private counseling.
Education › Re: Professor Okechukwu Ezeugwu Emerges As UNN New VC by IMASTEX: 8:43am On May 01, 2019
I met professor Ozumba, he is a very intelligent & tall gentle man. I appreciate his philosophy of life.
Well, Congrats to the incoming, hope you will outdo your predecessor.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Madagali, Adamawa, Kills 26 by IMASTEX: 6:27pm On Apr 30, 2019
Not again
Crime › Re: Pay N5000 Or Have Sex With Us: Policemen Tell Women Arrested In Abuja Night Club by IMASTEX: 6:22pm On Apr 30, 2019
mosho2good:
Wen your battery is low, your phone reads "connect your charger" as if dia is light.. The right thing should be:: "Una get light ??..if yes, connect your charger"��
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Better still don't, put on the gen & connect the charger. Because waiting for the regular power. It might take weeks.
Crime › Re: Pay N5000 Or Have Sex With Us: Policemen Tell Women Arrested In Abuja Night Club by IMASTEX: 6:20pm On Apr 30, 2019
mosho2good:
Wen your battery is low, your phone reads "connect your charger" as if dia is light.. The right thing should be:: "Una get light ??..if yes, connect your charger"��
�☺��
Better still don't, put on the gen & connect the charger. Because waiting for the regular power. It might take weeks
Health › Re: World’s First Malaria Vaccine Launched In Malawi by IMASTEX: 1:44pm On Apr 28, 2019
Good
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures That Show You Were Lucky To Be Born In The Right Place by IMASTEX: 12:09pm On Apr 28, 2019
A lot of people will have so many issues to settle with the angel responsible for posting people to where they will be born after God's creating them.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Govt Approves N52bn For Monitoring Of Borders by IMASTEX: 7:09pm On Apr 26, 2019
TheMoniker:
grin
As usual, it’ll end up in someone’s pocket.
We are fighting corruption grin
Hey man! Stop that accusations. This present government is 100% determined to use the money for border monitoring as stated. At least, the border between the breast pocket & the trouser pocket needs to be properly monitored. grin
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Arrives London For A Private Visit by IMASTEX: 7:01pm On Apr 26, 2019
AlhajaChinyere:
Hahaha!

I dey LONDON right now. Precisely on Lower Marsh in Waterloo. I will be back in Ajao Estate on Friday next week 3rd of May. Rubbish you wrote up there!


Cc LZAA Immhotep
Those that are well traveled don't even need to mention it. It is just naturally obvious in their conduct & line of thought. Seeing that millions are living far below 1 dollar a day. He will surely know the basic standard of living which is for all over there. And won't reference regional, tribal, etc politics of greed & what to personally benefit at the expense to enslaving others. Ask those around you to verify for you where you are.
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Arrives London For A Private Visit by IMASTEX: 6:22pm On Apr 26, 2019
AlhajaChinyere:
IPOB please leave our PMB alone!!

God forsaken flat head tribe.
Pray to God to get the chance to travel out. Only then you will know the difference between existing & living. Religion, region, tribe, etc are tools to keep the masses under control to their advantage.
Health › Re: World Malaria Day 2019: What To Know About Malaria Globally by IMASTEX: 7:15am On Apr 26, 2019
sykeng:
there is no more aggressive measures other than the prevention or control measures listed above. chemicals also have their side effects on humans and the environment. After the second world, the insecticidal properties of DDT ( Diethyldiphinyltrichloroethene) which was used in agricultural activities and insects control in the USA until its adverse effects on humans was discovered and was later ban. Today the use of conventional insecticide and malaria drugs should serve as the last resort, because even common paracetamol has its own side effect.
As a farmer, most times we are more exposed to mosquito bit. Even as I typed I was beaten by at least 3 over the night that I just killed with blood. I do feel pain when I see that couple with the noise they make before feasting on one. Warri is the worse place talking of mosquito, I am there for an assignments. Not a night passes by with at least 3 to 5 mosquito bit. Whether or not you fumigate before going to bed. It has defile logic on how they get it. Currently making plans for treated net. My first night experience was a disaster, I had to take malaria treatment the following day, seeing the dot all over my body. Killing over a thousand that night with hands. Hmmm
Health › Re: World Malaria Day 2019: What To Know About Malaria Globally by IMASTEX: 3:52am On Apr 26, 2019
A more aggressive approach would be okay by me. Like developing chemicals which should be distributed for use by everyone within their surrounding to make them go extinct completely.
Politics › Re: Senate Summons IGP Mohammed Adamu Over Killings by IMASTEX: 3:45am On Apr 26, 2019
So not until it got to this point

"The bill titled, “Senseless Killing of a Briton and Abduction of Three Others in a Holiday Resort in Kaduna State by Bandits” was co-sponsored by all other lawmakers."

The country kept quite over the police killings of the citizens.
Politics › Re: El-Zakzaky: Foreign Doctors Arrive Nigeria To Examine Shiite Leader's Health by IMASTEX: 3:34am On Apr 26, 2019
yerokunphilips:
When will this government learn ,this is the way boko harama started ,the way government is handling this matter I pray they won't regret it .
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Arrives London For A Private Visit by IMASTEX: 3:25am On Apr 26, 2019
Private visit grin
Abi na the usual rest & the usage of all the good facilities that is forbidden to be replicated in your country.
Politics › Re: Reps To Probe N20 Trillion ‘non-remitted’ Stamp Duty by IMASTEX: 3:18am On Apr 26, 2019
I'll be probing my bank for the heavy debit I get on my corporate account very soon. Before probing Reps for doing nothing to this needless service charges.
Crime › Re: Those Supporting Yahoo Boys Need To Have A Brain Check Up - Dolapo Badmus by IMASTEX: 9:49pm On Apr 25, 2019
In an environment of lies, truth is a stranger. I second your point Madam policewoman. Same way, the police authorities & government doing nothing about police brutality needs a brain check.
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna: I Wish I Knew What I Know Now 3 Years Ago by IMASTEX: 5:12am On Apr 24, 2019
royal231:
Stupid girl.. 3 yrs ago wetin u dey do??
Selling bread. She didn't know she could package & sell her under bread for higher pay. Now she knows! Reasons why God delays or refuse to answer some people's prayers. They might move so fast above the board.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Buys N130m Lamborghini Aventador by IMASTEX: 3:19pm On Apr 23, 2019
Ademidd:
Where do these guys get their money from?? ....na every week dem dey buy expensive cars.
The way they spend it, will definitely suggest to you how it was made.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Buys N130m Lamborghini Aventador by IMASTEX: 3:17pm On Apr 23, 2019
Gten:
Respect to Dangote, he has class. For the discerning mind the message is clear.
Seconded & well understood. The man is key in building a system & an empire that will definitely outlived him. Others are like the morning rose flowers.

"Tell me how you spend your money & I will tell you how you made it."
Politics › Re: Bishop Wale Oke: Osinbajo Is The Light In The Midst Of Darkness In Aso Villa by IMASTEX: 10:22pm On Apr 21, 2019
nzeobi:
intellectually osibanjo is better than buhari but claiming he is a shining light is another madness of it's own.
Politics › Re: Ministerial Appointments: Buhari Takes Candidates’ List Abroad For Vetting by IMASTEX: 12:02pm On Apr 21, 2019
If he likes. Let him run the country without ministers. It makes no different. Expecting a magic from him now is like expecting Jesus to be born again by Mary.
Christianity Etc › Re: I’ll Query Any Pastor Who Hosts Comedians In Church — Assemblies Of God Leader by IMASTEX: 11:30am On Apr 21, 2019
Fadomero:
no matter the drama what I know is Christianity na scam
The so called religious leaders are helping to make it more obvious
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Places IG Account On Private After Attempting To Resurrect Member by IMASTEX: 11:27am On Apr 21, 2019
blackslayer:
you assume he is in Nigeria!
Ah shocked shocked
If he isn't. Then as said on the cross of Calvary, it is finished.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Places IG Account On Private After Attempting To Resurrect Member by IMASTEX: 8:11am On Apr 21, 2019
NPComplete:
Hahahaha. Fake fvcks.

I am just glad Nairaland is now filled with sceptics. It shows how far enlightened the new generation has become.

So to my fellow skeptics, whether u are a Christian, Muslim, atheist or Deist, I congratulate u all. It is our duty to keep questioning things publicly and vociferously. To continue to give life to alternative answers and logical questions and to shine light on every religious and superstitious horseshit that doesn't want to be questioned.

By doing this, perhaps we can save a child in Akwa Ibom from being abandoned by his parents because they rationalized their troubles through pointed questions and realised that it couldn't be a child's fault. We can save an old lady in a village from being lynched dead-brained goats who realise that she has psychosis and not witchcraft. We can reduce the countless unregistered killings that happen because some moronic imp believes he needs some ritual to succeed. And we can make our youths interested in science and the knowledge economy instead of Yahoo plus.

Please make your voices louder. Make it heard everywhere. Then you will be doing what can really be called the work of God.
Your sense complete. Just got hope that there are still some right thinking person left in Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Places IG Account On Private After Attempting To Resurrect Member by IMASTEX: 7:25am On Apr 21, 2019
E don cast
Christianity Etc › Re: I’ll Query Any Pastor Who Hosts Comedians In Church — Assemblies Of God Leader by IMASTEX: 7:19am On Apr 21, 2019
Fadomero:
comedians are too raw to display their stupidity in church infact both na scam
Birds of same feathers. . .!
It is because God doesn't reside in buildings anymore. The church is you & I believing in Christ not those structures used to deceive the gullible with the aims to control & make profits. Can they trail such during the days of temples?!
Christianity Etc › Re: I’ll Query Any Pastor Who Hosts Comedians In Church — Assemblies Of God Leader by IMASTEX: 7:18am On Apr 21, 2019
Cool
Travel › Re: If You Haven't Entered Plane At 40, Life Has Passed You - Nigerian Man by IMASTEX: 1:03pm On Apr 20, 2019
meobizy:
Lol.
This one has finally entered a plane.
It's the reason he's using his life as everyone's benchmark.
Don't mind him. It is obvious that was his only dream in life. I entered plane even before my 10th year. So what?
Education › Re: Lecturer Stands On A Table To Invigilate During Exam In A Private University by IMASTEX: 12:59pm On Apr 20, 2019
Hushy2019:
ewo
Lol

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