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CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy And Asa Asika In Senegal (Photo) by IME1: 10:24pm On May 15, 2018
I feel for this girl
Sincerely sad

I wish them happiness

Meanwhile
NL help me judge this matter oh 

Everybody in Nigeria now begs

You meet police, he checks and sees you are "all correct" he begs you for money
You enter a public office, the attendant begs you to pay for the breakfast he had earlier that day.
You go to court to file a process, you pay #5000 to government and #10000 to court staff.
You get to government hospital, nurse gives you his/her personal drugs at higher price and asks you for lunch still
You enter bus from Awka to Lagos or thereabout, some lean and #lazy fellow comes to your door side, pretends to pray for you and asks for offering.
Enter Nigeria from MM Airport, the Nigerian Immigration Service officers, the Customs, the NSCDC, the FAAN staff will all put our their arms for alm. The person at the car park gate will ask you for "paper chocolates"
You earn #100k, and collectors take expect #500, #1k etc from you, you meet about 3 of them daily, for 20 days, you would have spent #50k on collectors....
You promote insurance package and no one wants to pay premium, yet we need social security.
Are we cursed or are we the cause?

Copied from Tochukwu on fb without his permission, my bad
CelebritiesRe: The Chef Chi, Chioma, Davido's Girlfriend: 7 Facts You Didn’t Know Avril Rowland by IME1: 10:21pm On May 15, 2018
angry

Yeah good for her

meanwhile

I'm quoting Tochukwu from fb without permission tongue again shocked he says below-  

Everybody in Nigeria now begs

You meet police, he checks and sees you are "all correct" he begs you for money
You enter a public office, the attendant begs you to pay for the breakfast he had earlier that day.
You go to court to file a process, you pay #5000 to government and #10000 to court staff.
You get to government hospital, nurse gives you his/her personal drugs at higher price and asks you for lunch still
You enter bus from Awka to Lagos or thereabout, some lean and #lazy fellow comes to your door side, pretends to pray for you and asks for offering.
Enter Nigeria from MM Airport, the Nigerian Immigration Service officers, the Customs, the NSCDC, the FAAN staff will all put our their arms for alm. The person at the car park gate will ask you for "paper chocolates"
You earn #100k, and collectors take expect #500, #1k etc from you, you meet about 3 of them daily, for 20 days, you would have spent #50k on collectors....
You promote insurance package and no one wants to pay premium, yet we need social security.
Are we cursed or are we the cause?

Is this true or false
HealthRe: Colon Cancer Is Dangerous, Know Causes And Prevention by IME1: 11:11am On May 15, 2018
Lost my best friend to this colon cancer last year
Completely torn
But God saw me through and comforted me
Sad thing is I didn't know until after the burial
I thought it was just a severe sickness earlier complained of
#UCH *sighs
CrimeRe: FG Destroys 5,870 Illegal Arms Recovered In Zamfara by IME1: 10:04am On May 15, 2018
I'd like to know the position of the law concerning the Nigerian police or army from using these weapons themselves
Instead of destroying them
Just asking embarassed
We still dey morning

CultureRe: Baby Girl's Face Mutilated With Tribal Marks (Photo) by IME1: 9:53am On May 15, 2018
cry

This is against the law now in many places
Pretty girl
Beauty is skin deep
Nothing will disturb her good destiny, amen

CelebritiesRe: Kiss Daniel, Kcee And Ubi Franklin Pictured Together by IME1: 9:28am On May 15, 2018
undecided
Dear NL if you see someone post pornography just click on report and when the page redirects you press number 5 and send
The mods will deal decisively with the perpetrator zeusXx, what a name, shior!

Meanwhile who all these pictures epp grin huh tongue

RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This? by IME1: 12:28am On May 14, 2018
undecided
Most likely you she ended the relationship
She now has 2 people to compare
U said 10 years shocked
She's cheating on her husband by even reaching out to you in such ulterior way
I'm all for maintaining friendships which are healthy
But this one is not
Flee from her
Tell her to respect herself, her husband, her marriage and you.
It's now she knows ur worth but it's too late
Even if it's after 1 month she don marry
Remember when u marry if u have not yet, you won't want your wife to do this to you with her ex undecided

Peace

Car TalkRe: Pope Francis Lamborghini Huracan Sold At Auction For $861575,4x The Retail Price by IME1: 12:00am On May 14, 2018
Nice

PoliticsRe: Ekiti APC Guber Primary: Fayemi Emerges As Governorship Flagbearer (Exit Polls) by IME1: 11:55pm On May 12, 2018
Twas a sham, charade, anyway...


Tsar Mudia  

DIARY OF A NIGERIAN GOVERNOR...
1. He gets nominated by his party even though he may be the one with the least clout. He is usually a nominee of the outgoing Governor.
2. Upon becoming Governor, he breaks the yoke of his predecessor and dismantles all the structures, political and otherwise, put in place by his predecessor.
3. He goes for the jugular by impeaching the Speaker who is, in most cases, a loyalist of his predecessor. He does not want the threat of impeachment hanging over him like the proverbial sword of Damocles.
4. He reshuffles his cabinet by removing the loyalists of his predecessor and putting his own men Fridays.
5. In the second term, governance slows down although there is a high volume of contracts award. The whole essence is to get enough money to siphon. This time, he wears the pants.
6. As his tenure ends, he shops for a worthy successor, usually the man with the least clout cum independence of mind,while he hustles to be a senator. The anointed candidate is usually one who had so much knowledge of all the embezzlement done and is himself, a "participes crimines".
7. He ensures a grip of the legislature by filling the place with his loyalists. He puts his most trusted acolyte as Speaker. This move is aimed at keeping his successor in check.
8. The new Governor decides his blockus is big enough and rebels, starting with a coup at the legislature to ensure his predecessor's hold is broken. He then ensures he replaces all of his predecessor's appointees in the cabinet.
9. As his tenure comes to an end,he shops for a worthy successor.
10. Restart at number 1.

Copied without permission from my friend of facebook grin cool
CrimeRe: Dame Julie Okah Donli Wearing A Dress Depicting Ills Of Human Trafficking by IME1: 7:54pm On May 12, 2018
kiss
Creative

If only more musicians, artists, artists, oap and others in media use their creativity to stand against social ills and vices
Instead of more of them ignoring and capitalising on them for momentary fame and liquid vapour aka money

Do you know the impact Michael Jackson had on issues of the environment and other issues with his voice and songs
Or Bob Marley, or So many others?

They entertained, made money but still stood for something

I beg that musician you are listening to and following upandan what does he or she stand for or stand against tongue huh undecided

PoliticsRe: Oyo LG Election: NSCDC Officer Shoots Teenage Girl Dead In Ibadan (Photo) by IME1: 7:53pm On May 12, 2018
Words fail me

May her soul rest in peace

PoliticsRe: Oyo LG Election: NSCDC Officer Shoots Teenage Girl Dead In Ibadan (Photo) by IME1: 7:53pm On May 12, 2018
Words ail me

May her soul rest in peace

TravelRe: 23,000ft, World's Highest Dinner Party Held On Mountain Everest(Photos) by IME1: 7:22pm On May 11, 2018
Who is interested in camping

And who is ready to camp
-mentally
-physically
-financially
-prepared with gear, insurance and all

With a team spirit, boldness and peaceful disposition with humour and sense of geography and knowledge of nature- plants, animals and weather

Quote me let's arrange to camp in an agreed location
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe: The Legend Who Came Back From The Dead by IME1: 8:34am On May 11, 2018
:ohe did

CrimeRe: Lawyer Bought New Knives To Kill Husband – Police by IME1: 10:46pm On May 10, 2018
Rubyventures:
He attended Emotan primary School in Benin City. May his soul continue to rest in peace.
Also ICC
CrimeRe: Lagos Traffic Robbers With Toy Guns Arrested By Police (Photos) by IME1: 1:29pm On May 10, 2018
grin
I just found a toy gun while clearing our family house
But it's the ancient one used in video games that year and it's ash colour cry not black cool

But seriously, we must not dare anyone holding gun because we do not know which is fake or not.

This is a true case of every day for the thief one day for the owner

See their heads sef

AgricultureRe: Lagos To Complete Largest Rice Mill In Sub-saharan Africa Early 2019 by IME1: 7:58pm On May 09, 2018
Good
Making Nigeria more industrialised
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Boy Who Went To Buy Food In Calabar Gets Arrested By Police. Photo by IME1: 11:15am On May 09, 2018
cry
HealthRe: South Africans Now To Withdraw Their Medicines Through Atms by IME1: 11:11am On May 09, 2018
This is innovative
RomanceRe: I'm Depress Pls I Need Any Kind Of Work To Do by IME1: 11:51pm On May 08, 2018
dan99:
thanks IME1 for the advice...initially i wasn't idle i use to follow one ENGR to work as a labourer but the work has since stop due to lack of funds from the person building the house so since then things have been terible to the point of depression, i called some work agent they said i should pay 2k and afterward they will call me if there is any work which i don't even have the money for now...i have gone
It's well
Please don't pay anyone anything
People say you use money to get money, but I don't agree totally

Develop your skills and cheer up
You are alive
You are resilient
This period of your life
Will be a story and example you too will use to cheer up and build up someone very soon and in the future

#peace
CrimeRe: Lawyer Bought New Knives To Kill Husband – Police by IME1: 9:05pm On May 08, 2018
cry

PoliticsRe: Saraki Meets Ibrahim Magu, EFCC Chairman (Photos) by IME1: 8:55pm On May 08, 2018
Na wa oh
The building don turn tourist site
Them 2 don turn frenemies friends
Bukola don turn acting president
Wey Buhari? Him don com see the building fa cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Depress Pls I Need Any Kind Of Work To Do by IME1: 8:45pm On May 08, 2018
Please don't be depressed
It is well
As you await your admission into a tertiary institution
Look around where you stay
See if you can get a daily paying job that won't break you down
Or volunteer in an NGO near you, you may get open doors to other things there
Do not, I repeat do not remain idle
While I waited to enter tertiary institution I learnt how to drive (though I didn't have a car of mine), I wrote music, drama scripts and read so many books, among others
Public libraries are free to access
If you are good with business 9r you have a skill start something that is not capital intensive
Pls be careful not to derail in your academy pursuit
Or join bad gang in the name of street urchins
Be positive and save any little money you get
So when it grows you can do something tangible

God be with you, amen

RomanceRe: I'm Depress Pls I Need Any Kind Of Work To Do by IME1: 8:42pm On May 08, 2018
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HealthRe: Woman Who Labor For 34hrs Finally Gives Birth, Shares Adorable Photos by IME1: 11:09am On May 08, 2018
This is just awesome
I thank God for this mother her baby and his daddy and infact the entire family and their friends.

Many women have died in this process
cry
I lost a friend 2016 but the baby boy survived. Her third child. She used to work out and did all that was necessary. But we take solace in God.

We also have mom's who have lost babies due to fatigue and suffocation due to prolonged labour and other issues.
Remember that thread of that woman who took picture of her still born! embarassed

I celebrate with this woman sincerely
God be praised
EducationRe: Katsina NCE Holder Celebrates His Graduation On Facebook (Photos) by IME1: 8:18am On May 08, 2018
undecided na wa oh

HealthRe: Zambian Man Donates His Liver To His Wife To Save Her Life (Photos) by IME1: 8:22pm On May 07, 2018
Nice
The right thing
Wives submit as unto the Lord
Husbands love like Christ even died for the church
May this man and his wife never know any illness or complications
In Jesus name, amen

RomanceRe: I Really Need A Wet Pussy To Suck Here In Ilorin by IME1: 8:19pm On May 07, 2018
LivingFree:
Don't start with me angry
No not angry
Remember smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Mordi Arrested For Propagating Hate Speech In Lagos by IME1: 8:18pm On May 07, 2018
Someone snitched tongue

Buhari should be careful not to be totalitarian

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