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Romance › Re: Charley Kay: Oyinbo Bride Pays ’Groom Price’ Of Nigerian Yahoo Boy by imitateMe(m): 1:23pm On Jun 18, 2019
Baba pick my call
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 12:48pm On Jun 18, 2019
Ayotemide:
Take your stupidity to the bin, CHILD.

Nature has definitely frowned on your mother by birthing you, Biological waste.
I won't call you names. I'm a noble man.
































But to call you FISH BRAIN dey sweet me sha
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 12:45pm On Jun 18, 2019
Anextin:
Oh shut up, how can dare you put the blame on a woman, how stupid can you be. A grown man rapes a baby and you are looking for whom to blame!!!
Why are u women finding it difficult to accept the blame?
If that man was well-satisfied by his wife, he wouldn't even find any need to think of what he did (if it was actually rape).
Romance › Re: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by imitateMe(m): 1:22am On Jun 18, 2019
Arrest her and get your money back. Don't let them use u do maga. Don't listen to the females here.
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 11:18pm On Jun 17, 2019
MhisTahrah:
Is that how you go after 2year olds when your wife doesn't Bleep you?
An emphatic YES.

And don't forget to give him good sex. Make sure you're dripping wet before riding him to pleasure land.
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 11:17pm On Jun 17, 2019
Ayotemide:
And suddenly the women are at fault for the actions of a rapist? Did you think this thing you wrote through?
Women are always at fault. It has been so from the beginning. Nature frowns upon women for that reason.

Don't forget to give your husband good and quality sex. And make sure you're dripping wet before you ride him to stupor.
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 11:15pm On Jun 17, 2019
cococandy:
You are an idiot. Jesus !!! angry
Give your husband good sex. Thank me later. cheesy
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 9:06pm On Jun 17, 2019
missyblissy:
What makes you think his wife didn't satisfy him? The man is insane and unstable. How can yiu think of doing that to a baby? A baby? The thought alone is sickening angry
Give your husband good sex. Thank me later.
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 9:05pm On Jun 17, 2019
MhisTahrah:
So are you trying to say the fool's wife is to blame for this?
I'm disgusted at you sir, oro rirun oshi.
Give your husband good sex. Thank me later.
Celebrities › Re: Bella Thorne Releases Her Nude Photos On Twitter After Hacker's Threat by imitateMe(m): 8:34pm On Jun 17, 2019
OMG sad angry So fish brains are in other countries sha

But TBH, those yokoyoko look juicy sha cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar In Tears As Ruggedman Organizes 34th Birthday Bash For Her by imitateMe(m): 8:26pm On Jun 17, 2019
Now, that's how fish brains react when you spoil them. grin

They derive indescribable orgasm from things like this. grin

I love our fish brains cheesy grin
Crime › Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by imitateMe(m): 8:17pm On Jun 17, 2019
That's no longer rape. It's pure insanity.


Women should learn to satisfy their husbands to avoid taboos as this from occurring. When a man is well-satisfied, his mind won't wonder to "unknown places".

And if you refuse to satisfy your husband, you sef go suffer am las las!
Celebrities › Re: Samantha Calls Out Rema & Dprince Over Unpaid Bills In Abuja by imitateMe(m): 12:23pm On Jun 17, 2019
From what I'm reading here, e dey pain am say d prince no wan Bleep am
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 9:39am On Jun 17, 2019
funmisticqueen:
that is not for you to know. trade secret
Hmmm....you're making me scared already.
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 9:27am On Jun 17, 2019
frenzyduchess:
just saying such people are patient and deep hearted not that the food is poisoned, and please quote me once next time undecided
cool
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 6:49am On Jun 17, 2019
frenzyduchess:
This is not a matter of food, no woman who truly values her man will want to share. That level of unbothered ,such a man should watch his back. I just feel such people are too detached from their emotions as women are emotional creatures . And when a woman attains such level of detachment there is no predicting what she is capable of.
It is the other way round. When women get too emotional, you can't predict whose car windscreen they are likely to break.
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 6:47am On Jun 17, 2019
frenzyduchess:
So he will confidently eat the food? huh. Like how will a man know his wife knows he is cheating ,she doesn't react and make a fuss about it, and even makes his favorite food. Omo such women with such level of unbothered , hmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I won't eat eat cos I know it will be poisoned. I guess that's what she was trying to say.
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 6:46am On Jun 17, 2019
Princedapace:
Dear African men, just marry the woman, it will no longer be cheating..
Problem solved!!
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 6:42am On Jun 17, 2019
funmisticqueen:
if a man cheats, make him impotent and broke
How?
Family › Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by imitateMe(m): 6:41am On Jun 17, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Yeah, food mixed with dog poo, cow dung, my poo, spiced with menses blood to make it look very red and attractive, the taste will be heavenly I guess.
Yeah, I'd love the taste
Romance › Re: Angry Lady Beats & Drags Boyfriend Away For Dancing With Another Lady by imitateMe(m): 10:45pm On Jun 16, 2019
nopretense:
Hi everyone.

Trust you're having a great weekend.

A female friend of mine just secured a self-contained apartment at Olasepe Estate, Denro (#100 bike to Ojodu Berger, #50 sometimes).

The estate is properly planned, highly secure and very close to the main road (I've been there).

She needs a decent female roommate who will only pay a token of 40k (rent expires next year June). She claims she needs a gist partner (lool).

She's cool to be with, I bet there'd be no hassle.

If you are interested or you know anyone who might be, pls send me a mail or call/text 08037891605 so I can link you guys.

Cheers!
I'm interested. I have a female voice and I can always wesr my sister's wig. I gist wella.
Romance › Re: Angry Lady Beats & Drags Boyfriend Away For Dancing With Another Lady by imitateMe(m): 10:43pm On Jun 16, 2019
QueenSekxy:
The guy mumu. See as he laid down like a helpless beggar.

Thanks to the gf that knocked some senses into him.
grin
That's the power of puci
Business › Re: My Business Has Failed! Please Advise Me by imitateMe(m): 9:34pm On Jun 16, 2019
hushpapi:
Pls be calm you are still alive you can pay back. Just talk to him if their is anything you can give to stand till the money is available. Or you can talk to an elder person to follow u to talk to him. Every business will always come with profit and lost only charity comes with profit and no
Lost
Good advice
Business › Re: My Business Has Failed! Please Advise Me by imitateMe(m): 9:33pm On Jun 16, 2019
Houseofglam7:
Your greed ruined ya undecided
You wanted overnight riches.
See what you done to yo self undecided
You should console him nw..don't break his heart further.
Business › Re: My Business Has Failed! Please Advise Me by imitateMe(m): 9:24pm On Jun 16, 2019
obiekunie2:
you didnt tell us how you into the hands of fraudstars.

i guess you went for a fast money doubling - tell us is that betnaija guy on nairaland or you are among the boom or is it doom investors?





TOO MANY IDIOTS IN THIS COUNTRY I SWEARAGAD!
Lolzzzzzzz
Romance › Re: What's The Most Outrageous Demand A Girl Has Ever Made From You On A First Date? by imitateMe(m): 4:42pm On Jun 15, 2019
Mariangeles:
You don't seem like you have much upstairs to offer yourself dude!
FISH BRAINN
Romance › Re: What's The Most Outrageous Demand A Girl Has Ever Made From You On A First Date? by imitateMe(m): 12:01pm On Jun 15, 2019
Mariangeles:
I was blinded by rage ! grin
After the first few lines, all I could see was ...
Fish brain..Alas
Romance › Re: What's The Most Outrageous Demand A Girl Has Ever Made From You On A First Date? by imitateMe(m): 11:54am On Jun 15, 2019
Mariangeles:
Excuse me !?

She's nothing but a shameless, self entitled, demanding leech! angry
Females like her sickens me! Yuck !

Plus, as a woman, you need no permission from anyone to succeed .
Be unapologetic!
Be feisty!
Dim your light for no one !
Are you a lady? Seems like you don't have a fish brain like the others
Romance › Re: What's The Most Outrageous Demand A Girl Has Ever Made From You On A First Date? by imitateMe(m): 11:48am On Jun 15, 2019
kennygee:
Ladies. See the comments in this post. The one that really saddened me was the sweet girl who got dumped cause she was "demanding". Were her demands really a necessity or were they vain demands?

If you can afford to help out a woman you claim you love when she was in need, not out of vanity, is that a bad thing?

Maybe she was poor and couldn't afford those things she needed, if you could afford it and you've ascertained it is a necessity, is it too bad to help her out?

I pray she is able to hustle, get through this poor phase of her life by getting a decent job or business so she can stand on her own.

If you hustle your way through and become financially independent, they'll say you won't be submissive. If you ask them for money for needs, they'll say you're demanding.

If you dim your light so they can shine, they'll say you lack ambition. If you go to school, gather degrees paid for by yourself and your parents, they'll say you won't be submissive.

If you're a working career woman, they'll say you are not fulfilling your wifely duties, if you're a house wife, you're a liability.

The Nigerian woman is screwed either ways.

Make your own money ladies, work hard to achieve your dreams. Carve a path for your self and observe and look out for the one worth committing to.

In all these, stay off fornication and live the kind of life Christ wants you to live.

Shalom.
You obviously don't know the girls around. Have you seen a girl who calls you repeatedly for days, just to have you send 200# airtime to her?

I can only deduce that getting money from men makes them orgasm.
Family › Re: What's The Most Annoying Experience You Had With Your Dad? by imitateMe(m): 10:13am On Jun 14, 2019
Rosarie:
Countless.he not taking care of us.been selfish.no food at home yet he will Dodge and go and buy food in buca.he never admits having money.when we go to the buca to buy food on credit we see him there.him eating the skl fees momsi gave him to pay for me.abandoning me or forgetting to pick me up in school many times.prefers outsideers to us.he has even abandoned me in a hospital when i was 5.if we are celebrating he will wear rag.but if his church has an ocassion he will sew a new cloth.men countless.hurts I swear.hurtsss.am crying writing this.70+ and still same.above he does not wish us well but God pass any man.have learnt to live like he does not exist.but it's hard.....
Idiot. When you ought to acknowledge him, love him and honor him, you dey cry like fish brain. Mumu

Honor your parents, that your days may be long on earth - whether they are nice to you or not.

Your father is not your bf, fish brain!!
Family › Re: What's The Most Annoying Experience You Had With Your Dad? by imitateMe(m): 10:11am On Jun 14, 2019
1Sharon:
He said I was dressed too revealing( he's Muslim, but hypocritical)

he was hostile to me when I failed my first yr at uni

He compares me to my peers when he knows nothing about them

He's says I'm not a certain way, when he wasn't there to raise me that way, you can't reep what you didn't sow


I hate African parents, very narrow minded
But I love my dad
Just like you love me, fish brain!
Crime › Re: I Established Business For My Wife, Bought Car After Robbery [Photo] by imitateMe(m): 10:07am On Jun 14, 2019
gazilion:
Some received healings before believing!!
The Bible says Jesus couldn't do any mighty works in a particular place....He marveled at their unbelief thereafter. No one has any power over you unless you allow them.

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