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Romance › Re: ''stop Depending On A Man's Money'' - Lady Blasts Her Fellow Ladies by imitateMe(m): 1:15pm On Jun 07, 2019
ibkayee:
As long as men continue to exploit women for sex, baby gehl continue taking his money
You're one of them. I'll hunt you'll very soon. I've disappointed 3 girls yesterday by turning down their requests at the 11th hour grin e pain them die, after sending their account numbers
Romance › Re: Gentle Giant: Meet Brazil’s Tallest Man Who Fell In Love With Small Woman by imitateMe(m): 1:11pm On Jun 07, 2019
Sydney17:
Women dey try sha! No matter your size or weight, women will have you on their chest and still give you the freedom to ride and bang! Who says they are the weaker sex? think again! All hail the only creation to have seen Devil eyeball to eyeball grin grin grin
That's a lie. This woman will bleed endlessly if she dares..
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Of 7 Years Disappointed Him by imitateMe(m): 7:36am On Jun 07, 2019
victorian:
He's foolishly inlove and obsessed sad
That's not true. He didn't do that for a woman o. Bloggers at work here.
No man can commit suicide because of a woman.
TV/Movies › Re: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by imitateMe(m): 7:32am On Jun 07, 2019
kurlz:
Yes Of course.
I'm awaiting your trial though since its coming from a man wink
LOL
TV/Movies › Re: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by imitateMe(m): 9:49pm On Jun 06, 2019
kurlz:
Why not try me with the two options and watch the one I will choose?
Don't generalise based on your experience (s) with people!
But you agree that most women love anything that comes from men?
TV/Movies › Re: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by imitateMe(m): 9:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
1Sharon:
Really? So you think women like sleeping with men for money, if they could have the money without sex, you think ppl wouldn't prefer that?
Yes, they would. Like I said, women love receiving free money from men; like they always say, "Na man money sweet pass."
Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Calls Out Her Fake Friends Who Slept With Her Man While Preaching by imitateMe(m): 7:50pm On Jun 06, 2019
ngwababe:
Life a man, God have mercy!
Maybe you expose your d**k like you exposed your number too, don't you see we the same? Why are you people on nairaland like this? What is wrong with you guys? Smh
Since we're both exposing our d**k and p***y, let's kuku do the rest wink
TV/Movies › Re: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by imitateMe(m): 7:49pm On Jun 06, 2019
1Sharon:
This has nothing to do with women. Who doesn't want easy money
The difference is that women prefer to get it directly from men.
TV/Movies › Re: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by imitateMe(m): 5:25pm On Jun 06, 2019
I like women so much. They can f**k anything, marry anything and do anything just to receive money from a man.

Tell a woman to choose between a 1 million naira job or to be receiving free 1k monthly from a man, she will choose the later.

Receiving money from men gives them orgasm.

One of the reasons I call them fish brain
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Gives Classy Replies To Followers Who Accused Her Of Bleaching by imitateMe(m): 5:20pm On Jun 06, 2019
I don't blame people who bleach. One way or the other many women and even men bleach. From skin toning to skin exfoliation, to bleaching; they are all for one purpose - to have a brighter complexion.

But if you must bleach, bleach with sense. Don't let
your face look like expired fanta, while your legs and feet look like burnt plantain.

PS: Please let whoever you're getting married to, know your bleaching history oo, so we don't have all the kids looking black as charcoal while only mummy is looking like Benin Sun grin
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Gives Classy Replies To Followers Who Accused Her Of Bleaching by imitateMe(m): 5:12pm On Jun 06, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
Congrats to her on her new bleached body
As if you don't use hydroquinonine cream.
Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Calls Out Her Fake Friends Who Slept With Her Man While Preaching by imitateMe(m): 5:00pm On Jun 06, 2019
ngwababe:
Don't know why I don't have female friends. But guys gossip pass ooo
Do you also expose ur p***y like you're exposing your number?
Sports › Re: Mohammed Salah's Daughter Dressing: Muslim Man Angry by imitateMe(m): 9:52am On Jun 05, 2019
chivera018:
Not all Muslims kill people, there are lots of good ones, so don't generalize.
I have Muslim friends and they are not bad undecided undecided
Yeah, they aren't bad in bed wink
Family › Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by imitateMe(m): 9:34am On Jun 05, 2019
Mznaett:
You don't advise a woman who's going through so much pains in her marriage to pray .

If you do, you are not different from the "man" who put her in such a messy situation.

@op

If I were you, the moment I find out my partner is cheating on me, I'm out.

There's no point questioning his action.
True love is about being ready to sacrifice. You see, my dear, I love advising women to shun the fish brain attitude and embrace true love and sacrifice.

The woman needs to love, care, pray and submit totally to him. She can also lay down her life for his. angry
Family › Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by imitateMe(m): 9:30am On Jun 05, 2019
ibkayee:
Don’t waste any useless prayer on him. Cheating is one thing, his lack of remorse and arrogance has sealed the deal. He has also given the girl he cheated with wings to address you anyhow.

I’d pack out if I were you personally and get a divorce. But then again, I’m not privy to your financial situation and don’t know if you’d have the means to make such drastic decisions, especially with a 4 month old baby.

It’s up to you, you’re better positioned to make the most practical decision since you’re the one in the situation. Are you a full time housewife? Do you have your own money?

I’m reluctant to advise you seek the help of your family because we know how that usually goes for a woman. But if you have understanding family members that you can stay with, go to them for the time being if you want to be in a different environment and can’t afford to do so alone.

Most important thing is to leave him make the best and safest decision for yourself and the baby.
You need to encourage her to pray and love her husband unconditionally. It may be difficult to tolerate the abuse, but there is no other way than praying for him, looking the best you can for him, preparing the best dishes for him, be willing to even die for him! angry
Women must be submissive totally.

I nevertheless admire your willingness to help solve her problem. wink
Family › Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by imitateMe(m): 9:26am On Jun 05, 2019
ifyalways:
^^Pray for his dyke to become unresponsive at the sight of any other puuuu.... cheesy

@OP, gather yourself together. Try. You have a four months old child who needs you so pull yourself together. Imagine you dying and your child at the mercy of that lady as the step mom. Horrible right? Then put yourself together for your child. It's difficult but doable.

Stay calm and think. Your husband has shown u his cards, what's yours? Nobody is worth spilling blood for though. Or getting your hands dirty unnecessary so stay calm and think things through .be selfish. Think and plan for yourself and child. Don't act on any impulse now. Don't rush on decision now. Stay calm and think plan A,B, C.

To stay or leave? That's solely your decision but take your time. Please dont waste your time praying for him, pray or yourself and child instead if you must pray. Don't apologise or go beg for anything either. You didnt do no wrong.
Bad advice. Women should always love and pray for their husbands no matter what. You need to start encouraging other women to adore and submit totally to their husbands. Even if he beats her, she should still love and respect him. I hope you'd do the same, dear?
Family › Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by imitateMe(m): 9:23am On Jun 05, 2019
JoannaSedley:
WHAT IS THIS FOR CHRIST SAKEhuh
She should pray for him to do what exactly? To continue hurting her by being an African man?
Pray for him for hurting and body shaming the mother of his kids?
It is her fault that her husband is a community penishuh

This advise is beyond unbelievable.


Op, you are hurting deeply so get out of that house before they kill you or you kill them. That horseband of yours will open the door of your house for his concubines to kill or maim you when you least expect it.
Be careful.
Why are you so aggressive? You ought to encourage her to pray and love her husband more, cook good food for him and submit totally to him. Please reconsider. Thank you dear.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by imitateMe(m): 9:21am On Jun 05, 2019
kennygee:
Dear woman, I can imagine the emotional and psychological pain you're going thru, however, making a decision right now might not be wise cause it will be an emotional one.

Just keep praying for him and ask God for strength to overcome. It is only when there's a crack in the wall that a lizard can enter.

Start working out the little way you can, start dressing really nice, so nice you'll get compliments outside. It will improve your self esteem, wear make up, smell nice. It might not stop him from cheating but it will build up your self esteem and confidence so much that you'll see you're not the problem.

You'll be in a better place to decide if you want to stay with him or leave.

All the best.

I hope you have a job or a business sha?

Cause the best security a woman can have is her own money.
You try. At least not all women have fish brain. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Abby Oyebade's Blocked Her Ex Boyfriend, He Transfers Money To Her Account.... by imitateMe(m):
What's she feeling like sef?
I'm sure he sent 500# to her. Why she cover the amount??
Family › Re: My Wife Watching Porn by imitateMe(m): 3:32am On Jun 03, 2019
Ardar:
The fault is from you oga,.

It's quite obvious she has not had good sex in a long time. You guys should improve on your sex life and watch as things go. Who knows sef, the porn might be of good help for the both of you.
Tell me more. Do you watch porn?
Sports › Re: The Look On Anthony Joshua's Face After Ruiz Jr Knocked Him Out. Nigerians React by imitateMe(m): 4:14pm On Jun 02, 2019
He must have slept with Uriel Oputa. You see why I hate fish brains??
Sports › Re: I'll Get My Belts Back, Says Anthony Joshua After Being Floored Four Times by imitateMe(m): 4:12pm On Jun 02, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Anthony Joshua doesn't do sub-standard.
He must have slept with Uriel Oputa. When a man sleeps with any fish brain, something terrible must happen to him.
Sports › Re: I'll Get My Belts Back, Says Anthony Joshua After Being Floored Four Times by imitateMe(m): 2:07pm On Jun 02, 2019
mimilogistics:
Anthony Joshua made some mistake that cost him the game.

1.) He was too nice to his rivalry, handing over his belts (glory) before the fight, that was like telling the gods that I surrender to my opponent! sad

2.) He was too relaxed, too confident and underrated his opponent!

3.) He underrated the Drake Curse. Don't play with People's voice, the voice of the people is the voice of
God most times!


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Handing the belts over was the protocol
Sports › Re: I'll Get My Belts Back, Says Anthony Joshua After Being Floored Four Times by imitateMe(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2019
Michaelkings:
Please nairaland how can I prevent my self from getting a boner when am with a lady
Cut it off
Sports › Re: I'll Get My Belts Back, Says Anthony Joshua After Being Floored Four Times by imitateMe(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
LMAO. grin

Boy, you goofed and lost to a flat headed monkey. That phase is past and there's nothing you can do to reclaim the lost glory. To say you failed we the OMOLUABIs is an understatement. We hereby disown you henceforth.

The YORUBA nation is angry with you and highly ashamed of you.
That's what happens to a man when he sleeps with fish brains
Crime › Re: Ezekiel Mayowa: LASPOTECH Student Commits Suicide As Girlfriend Dumps Him by imitateMe(m): 5:12pm On Jun 01, 2019
ahiboilandgas:
fake guy ...i been dumped by like 5 babes .noting do me
grin you funny die
Family › Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by imitateMe(m): 3:19pm On Jun 01, 2019
armyofone:
After 3kids na sex you dey worry about and want divorce shocked shocked are those kids in private schools or do you have a strong financial savings for each college education?
You know, man- you get misplaced priority and na fu....ck!
I don't blame you. You probably menstruate 20 days a month. Fish brain
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by imitateMe(m): 11:58am On May 30, 2019
catwalq:
Any effort at enlightening someone is never a waste.
Lol..I guess I'm so special to you then. Thanks for caring
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by imitateMe(m): 11:28am On May 30, 2019
[quote author=catwalq post=78851428][/quote]You wasted all that energy just for me? Lol
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by imitateMe(m): 6:30am On May 30, 2019
catwalq:
Never take away hope from a man. It may be all they have left.

If you know,you knowgrin grin grin
Shut up there. What do u know about men??
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by imitateMe(m): 6:28am On May 30, 2019
MissRaine69:
If its presence is not there no amount of beating about the bush will change that fact....we both cannot have a clitoris.
Then have a tight vagina

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