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Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by imitateMe(m): 8:22am On Jul 21, 2019
HBB1:
I believe I read somewhere Buhari's Wife has chooked mouth in this case... this might just be a fallout of that.

I don't believe the Pastor's hands are clean sha-- he is not the only Pastor, why him alone and why would a married woman put everything on the line for this?
The recent charade by "CAN" Pastors on the COZA pulpit, also shows something is off-- and I dare say it was a charade.
It was the same way a certain Apostle started jumping up-and-down trying to show affection for his wife at every turn ( on social media), when accused of infidelity by the female dancer/stripper.

In this case, other names have been dropped-- certain Pastors in COZA. Ese Walter dropped some names too, some of which were identical with Busola's. When someone is lying he won't have that audacity?


There is a big cover up happening, a very big one and I pity the Pastor if my suspicions are true-- he is playing with his soul!
It's one thing to commit a sin, it's another to stand on the Pulpit and lie whilst trying to cover up, but what do I know, I could be wrong sha.

Anyway...hook these Negroes to a Lie detector and let everybody rest grin
ESE denied it.
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by imitateMe(m): 7:28am On Jul 21, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
Your statement is the senseless of all I've read. Has the pastor been tried and convicted a rapist? Should I support a woman who raised a rape alert just because I am a woman too? I guess No. Moreover, his wife is the dumbest woman I have seen if her story is true 'cause there are lot of unanswered questions.

Abeg, Shift!
I love you cool
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by imitateMe(m): 7:24am On Jul 21, 2019
Pattypatt:
Why won't this Timi allow this matter to rest bikonu? He talks a lot if you ask me.
Yes he talks like a woman.
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by imitateMe(m): 7:18am On Jul 21, 2019
Joevic:
I just dey pity u
grin
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by imitateMe(m): 7:15am On Jul 21, 2019
Graduateacher:
May God protect you all Timi cry


Calling all human rights organization to stand with the Dakolos, if there's any way we can be of help, protesting and anything your family needs in this trying time Timi please let us know, I pledge my support.
Continue pledging your support on social media while the wise pastor keeps playing his game right. I'd love to see the foolish couple pay recklessly for defaming the pastor.
Romance › Re: Why Dont Poorer Countries Just Print More Money? (photos) by imitateMe(m):
Very true. CBN buys more Naira with US dollars in order to control inflation and strengthen the Naira.
The same applies to cryptocurrencies. Binance buys its own token (BNB), and destroy it in order to increase its value.
It's all about demand and supply. One would have thought that the price of gold and crude oil will keep rising since they are discrete in quantity. Unfortunately, this isn't always so because they may not be in demand forever, unlike land.
Romance › Re: Leo Dasilva: 'Women Cheat More Than Men, But They Barely Get Caught' by imitateMe(m): 6:25pm On Jul 19, 2019
xendra:
really??
Yes. Including u
Romance › Re: Man Dumps His Girlfriend Of 5 Years After Discovering She Has A Secret Child by imitateMe(m): 3:56pm On Jul 19, 2019
amiibaby:
He doesnt love her if not having a child and keeping it a secret will be the least of his problem
You may as well expect him to cut off his head for her...that shouldn't be a problem too.
Romance › Re: Man Blocks Girlfriend On All Platforms After She Got Piercing Against His Wish by imitateMe(m): 9:46am On Jul 19, 2019
Michelle55:
She's sounding pained.. She might be the said friend though.. I no just trust twitter stories.
Anyways, they should sort out their differences and get back together( no relationship is ever perfect)
grin very pained. Hahahaha
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A FEMALE Roommate In Abuja by imitateMe(m): 12:33am On Jul 19, 2019
But op, I think I have what if takes. I can gist very well and I also twerk. Consider me biko.
Will you also be responsible for my feeding? Thank you dear.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A FEMALE Roommate In Abuja by imitateMe(m): 12:29am On Jul 19, 2019
Joekaynews:
The Op is the insincere type and I hate such. People bashing on him yet he is there trying to defend the Indefensible. You are looking for free sex in the name of housing the person, period! Why beating about the bush or trying to cover that which a 8years old will understand. I understand this OP type. He has no boldness to approach a lady in public so this is his method of luring ladies to his side. He may be probably sex starved. But coming out clearly would have been better.
Lol...you're funny. Do men still approach ladies publicly?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ella Denies Telling Kim That Tacha Has Body Odour by imitateMe(m): 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2019
Funny people. Seems they aren't allowed to use moblie phones in the house. I wonder how madam Tacha would feel when she stumbles on all these comments about her on social media. Lolzzz
When two or more women are gathered, the devil is certainly in their midst. grin
Btw I can't waste my time watching bbn. I wonder what women gain from watching it.
Romance › Re: Before You Visit That Friend You Met On Social Media by imitateMe(m): 2:01pm On Jul 18, 2019
vivypretty:
so guys are becoming conscious of losing their glory thought it was just HIV and STD they're afraid of
Nawa for Nigerians o. What glory are you talking about? Lol
Romance › Re: Meet Georgina Wambui, Kenyan Wheelchair-bound Woman Who Married Herself by imitateMe(m): 9:54am On Jul 18, 2019
indigenous234:
Sorry,, I don't do imitations.
Lol..you are doing shakara abi. Alright, I'll change my name to Shakara cool
Romance › Re: Meet Georgina Wambui, Kenyan Wheelchair-bound Woman Who Married Herself by imitateMe(m): 9:14am On Jul 18, 2019
indigenous234:
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm still available cool
Crime › Re: Man Attempts Suicide Over Wife’s Infidelity (Photo) by imitateMe(m): 8:03am On Jul 18, 2019
Lies from a blogger. He is the blogger behind this story. No sane man would do such. It's just like saying a baby decides never to eat cakes and sweets.

Women plenty.
Romance › Re: Policeman Takes Prostitute Home In Kubwa Area Of Abuja, Discovers He Is A Man(Pi by imitateMe(m): 7:59am On Jul 18, 2019
rainmoredays:
Tell him to give you BJ, that's all.

Besides, is it a punishable offence, I guess no
That's what he must have suggested. They usually give their victims rounds of bj until they sleep off without suspecting their true identity.
Imagine a man giving another man bj. How disgusting!
Romance › Re: Policeman Takes Prostitute Home In Kubwa Area Of Abuja, Discovers He Is A Man(Pi by imitateMe(m): 7:56am On Jul 18, 2019
kleverley:
lol
why did the guy follow the policeman home then?
was he expecting to get a ladies genital before they reach home or is he gay?
Their usual plan is 2 rounds of bj until baba gets tired and pays.
Romance › Re: Meet Georgina Wambui, Kenyan Wheelchair-bound Woman Who Married Herself by imitateMe(m): 9:11pm On Jul 17, 2019
indigenous234:
Wow
It's not too late to ask me out.
Romance › Re: Meet Georgina Wambui, Kenyan Wheelchair-bound Woman Who Married Herself by imitateMe(m): 9:02pm On Jul 17, 2019
Honest lady. At least she still wishes to get married to a man someday. Nigerian feminists should learn from her. When they have problems getting married, they start to say, "I have not found my taste. I can only marry a billionaire."
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Frodd & Tacha’s Fight Started This Morning by imitateMe(m): 8:30pm On Jul 17, 2019
kaziblake:
smiley
That's your hobby abi
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Frodd & Tacha’s Fight Started This Morning by imitateMe(m): 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2019
kaziblake:
SMH
You may also shake your ass.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Frodd & Tacha’s Fight Started This Morning by imitateMe(m): 7:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
kaziblake:
Op you are a liar!Frodd slutshamed her before her response
Or do you also have mouth odor
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Frodd & Tacha’s Fight Started This Morning by imitateMe(m): 7:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
kaziblake:
Op you are a liar!Frodd slutshamed her before her response
You need some beating. Keep quiet
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Frodd & Tacha’s Fight Started This Morning by imitateMe(m): 7:07pm On Jul 17, 2019
bluefilm:
I don't know for antibrutus, but cococandy is fine.

So fine, that I sometimes think about her whenever I masturbate.

I imagine her lips so succulent, her breasts so soft, her booty so full and her Coco so candydul and warm.

It's all good.
You didn't have to go that far..
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Frodd & Tacha’s Fight Started This Morning by imitateMe(m): 7:05pm On Jul 17, 2019
FuckThaMod:
Tacha is the typical example of nairaland feminists.. Girls like Cococandy and Antibrutus are just like her but uglier in physical appearance.
grin
Education › Re: Dr. Chinenye Nwabueze: Anambra Lecturer Honoured For Creative Teaching Technique by imitateMe(m): 7:56am On Jul 16, 2019
The man must have enjoyed himself many times. Fortunately for him, he is not surrounded by our weak SW girls who would lie against you when they feel hurt.
I too like Igbo girls tongue
Sports › Re: AFCON: 282 Held Over Unrest In France After Algeria Beat Nigeria by imitateMe(m): 12:57pm On Jul 15, 2019
Thanks to that stupid Jersey angry
Crime › Re: 8-Year-Old Girl Defiled By A Lady In Ondo - Mother (Disturbing Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:23pm On Jul 13, 2019
starbuck:
That woman is definitely lieing undecided undecided


That baby was raped by a MAN
God catch you. Ntor

Only God knows the damage women would do if they happen to have physique and strength that men have.
They would rape all the "Rape-ables" and kill anyhow.
Crime › Re: Lady Bites Boyfriend’s Manhood To Avoid Rape In Lagos, Police Arrest Her by imitateMe(m): 3:17pm On Jul 13, 2019
I still don't understand his weak some men can be. Why would you let her bite your manhoodhuh
Romance › Re: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by imitateMe(m): 12:31pm On Jul 13, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
That beard is disgusting, I do not like guys with beards undecided
Continue lying to yourself.

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