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Crime › Re: I Established Business For My Wife, Bought Car After Robbery [Photo] by imitateMe(m): 10:00am On Jun 14, 2019
You cannot hypnotize anyone without their consent - the same way you cannot cause someone to be healed without their faith in Jesus.


He must have threatened her.
Travel › Re: My German Fiancee Is Coming To Nigeria In 4 Weeks Time by imitateMe(m): 6:00pm On Jun 13, 2019
superability:
Hope u will not later fight the young woman... Secondly, hope u re d one paying for d marriage cost in court.... Let it not look as if d woman is the one coming to pick a wife... My thought
Lol
Travel › Re: My German Fiancee Is Coming To Nigeria In 4 Weeks Time by imitateMe(m): 5:54pm On Jun 13, 2019
Westsida:
[b]Okay nice one. No worry no fear. Just let her arrive safely. Dont bother getting anything done before her arrival. Let her meet the real you, dont form whatever you don’t have. If she give you money for hotel, book am but if not & if you do not have cash for hotel, no borrow money to book one. I’m hoping your environment is safe. Just carry her go house. Let her see how things be! She’s going to let you know what will as things proceed. Like if she’s gonna chill on a low with you or anything ! About travelling process, don’t bother stressing yourself. She don already call embassy, she don ask if 2 weeks go enough & she already told you nah marriage certificate una go need. Hope you already got ur passport? If not you can apply and get it same day for a token! If nah wedding she want straight up, no delay am! You stand to gain a lot as according to your summary! Don’t delay or postpone the wedding o, I see some people saying don’t marry her first time, no follow am! Get married since she’s ready. You guys been dating for a year and that’s it on her mind. Either online dating or real one, both start counting for their mind right from when una start. If you let her enter Germany back without the marriage, yellow story might pop up. Good luck bro! Be a good boy! Sometimes life nah only one chance! Nah exactly as me go do am I don clear you so!
Bro, show me the way. Me sef wan marry oyinbo
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala wins Player of the Match after Falcons Beat Korea Republic by imitateMe(m): 8:45pm On Jun 12, 2019
Ijaycool:
Love kee you there
Fish brain
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala wins Player of the Match after Falcons Beat Korea Republic by imitateMe(m): 8:44pm On Jun 12, 2019
Space for sale: just 2k pere.
Celebrities › Re: Anthony Joshua And Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex Pictured Together by imitateMe(m): 8:38pm On Jun 12, 2019
[quote author=Felyyaks post=79271966][/quote]Empty skull lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Anthony Joshua And Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex Pictured Together by imitateMe(m): 6:37pm On Jun 12, 2019
Liliyann:
I used to crush on this guy till he lost recently and he crushed my crushing embarassed
Fish brain
Celebrities › Re: Anthony Joshua And Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex Pictured Together by imitateMe(m): 6:36pm On Jun 12, 2019
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Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by imitateMe(m): 3:36am On Jun 12, 2019
Shibaraba:
Divorce came to mind because she did something either consciously or subconsciously and you hated it.

We wey dey the institution na prison we dey we no fit comot.
We dey push am like that. Wishing we weren't
But then again no one loves going down alone
So please marry. Make you feel wetin we dey feel
I'll tell your wife tongue
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Eboue Still Struggling With Depression by imitateMe(m): 10:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
safarigirl:
White women can do that to you

Too bad, a black woman is now left to clean up some white woman's mess. That's what black women are reserved for; building up all the black men some white lady has damaged.
Shut up your smelling mouth there. I prefer a white woman over a broke black ass, anytime!! Any day!!
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Goes Viral (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:47pm On Jun 11, 2019
pocohantas:
I have seen more men with tribal marks, no one celebrates them or make them trend.

So, what is all the awwwn and whooooh for?

If we wanna condemn that shît, lets just keep it at that mehn.

Mi o raye oshi.
Jealous fish brai....
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Goes Viral (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:46pm On Jun 11, 2019
Houseofglam7:
This is unfair
Serves her right. A lady shouldn't be cute, so she won't be proud.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Goes Viral (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:45pm On Jun 11, 2019
Liliyann:
Nigerians love celebrating mediocrity!
Jealous fish brai...
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Goes Viral (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:45pm On Jun 11, 2019
czarina:
So, because of the mutilated face, she just got a free entry into the "Nigerian Hall of Fame"?

Just like that?
Jealous fish brai...
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Goes Viral (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:44pm On Jun 11, 2019
1Sharon:
Those are not Yoruba tribal marks...she looks northern too
Shut up. She's Yoruba and she's cuter than your yam legs!
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Goes Viral (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 6:43pm On Jun 11, 2019
sinaj:
She is very cute even with the tribal mark
Unlike you with Mary K makeup.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Torturing Me Emotionally by imitateMe(m): 7:14am On Jun 11, 2019
You see yourself? When you could have married the serious ones, you dey do shakara. This is why I call women fish brain: They marry anybody for stupid reasons or no reason at all.
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Wears This Anymore" - Simi Rocks Old Yeezy Sneakers In New Photo by imitateMe(m): 9:02pm On Jun 10, 2019
blizard44:
It was years ago.
Can't clearly remember your moniker now.
It's good to meet again all the same.
Yeah..so good. cool
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Wears This Anymore" - Simi Rocks Old Yeezy Sneakers In New Photo by imitateMe(m): 7:34pm On Jun 10, 2019
blizard44:
I was on 2go but far from being Blessing.
Are you Mayowa?
What was your username?
Spacetime. I'm not Mayowa
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Wears This Anymore" - Simi Rocks Old Yeezy Sneakers In New Photo by imitateMe(m): 7:23pm On Jun 10, 2019
blizard44:
Yes.
are you?
I think I know you. Your name is Blessing, right? We met 8 years ago on 2go. grin
Blizzard44 was your username.
Investment › Re: Earn Up To $500 Monthly With Crypto Airdrops.. by imitateMe(m): 10:06am On Jun 10, 2019
Nawa o...why do some people call everything "business"huh?The information you got freely on Quora, you're charging fees to give out. SMH
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Celebrates His Oyinbo Girlfriend's Birthday To Spite Tonto by imitateMe(m): 8:57am On Jun 10, 2019
QuickStandard:
grin



She's way way cuter than Totodiick.

Will take her anytime anyday, than that toxic devilish, yellowish undiluted wicked pawpaw IDI.ot
Says who?
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Celebrates His Oyinbo Girlfriend's Birthday To Spite Tonto by imitateMe(m): 8:57am On Jun 10, 2019
SarkinYarki:
Tontoh will release video by 2PM today
grin
Romance › Re: It Is Difficult For Me To Get A Wife, Advice Please. by imitateMe(m): 2:46pm On Jun 09, 2019
Safiaa:
Darling no. Let’s be real here, sometimes we need to look in the mirror and tell ourselves this truth. No it’s not always about money, but look at your character. Some men have really serious issues and baggage, laziness, addiction, lack of motivation etc are huge character flaws. I don’t believe a man has to have it all to get married, but please sometimes the reason you are not meeting the right woman is because you are full of problems.
What do you know about marriage? Tiny rat like you.
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Wears This Anymore" - Simi Rocks Old Yeezy Sneakers In New Photo by imitateMe(m): 1:38pm On Jun 09, 2019
APOPTOSIS:
What do you call beauty..??
Is it....
OVERWHELMING MAKE UP....
BLEACHING from COKE to Sprite or Fanta....
Wearing APPENDAGES all over...
Fixing Eyelashes that look like HORSETAIL...

Or what..??
Spot on
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Wears This Anymore" - Simi Rocks Old Yeezy Sneakers In New Photo by imitateMe(m): 1:37pm On Jun 09, 2019
sankout:
Tonto dike that is beautiful is she not a sperm bag
.
.
.
Olodo
Thanking somebody for the sperm
Who says she is beautiful? undecided
Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Wears This Anymore" - Simi Rocks Old Yeezy Sneakers In New Photo by imitateMe(m): 1:36pm On Jun 09, 2019
blizard44:
When I see her face, her voice dominates.

She no fine.
but her voice na gold.
Are you from Edo?
Celebrities › Re: AY Blasts Slay Queens Praying & Twerking In Underwear: "Hellfire Is For You" by imitateMe(m): 3:11pm On Jun 08, 2019
1Sharon:
I just did
Ask for forgiveness
Crime › Re: Corper Calls Out A Conductor Who Touched Her Vagina In Onitsha by imitateMe(m): 11:44am On Jun 08, 2019
We must first of all hear from both sides before drawing a conclusion. I don't believe her. If the conductor really had an ulterior motive, he wouldn't let her have his pictures. She must have had other issues with him.
Celebrities › Re: AY Blasts Slay Queens Praying & Twerking In Underwear: "Hellfire Is For You" by imitateMe(m): 6:10am On Jun 08, 2019
AmNuhRegular:
Who else couldn't access Nairaland from exactly 9:51pm to like 10pm
Yeah, my jobless gateman couldn't
Celebrities › Re: AY Blasts Slay Queens Praying & Twerking In Underwear: "Hellfire Is For You" by imitateMe(m): 6:09am On Jun 08, 2019
1Sharon:
Who is trekking? Even Jesus needed a car
You don't joke with everything.
Romance › Re: ''stop Depending On A Man's Money'' - Lady Blasts Her Fellow Ladies by imitateMe(m): 1:17pm On Jun 07, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
We have heard.
Change, don't just hear and listen. Change!!!

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