₦airaland Forum

Hanty, why u just dey do like say u no dey sh*t now? In Falz words "people just dey do like say dem no dey shit O, people just dey do lyk say dem no dey breath O, people just dey do like say dem get superpowers...everybody is a m*therf*cking hypocrite O". Abeg dey ur dey make she dey her dey. I mean leave her be, 4 ur maximum peace of mind n longevity because d definition of dirtiness is relative. Otherwise u can begin 2 snoop on her use of sanitary towels 2 get more gory details of ha mental hygiene. I come in peace!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Na wa o
Why he dey take like 600 years for nairaland page to load na

I guess say na traffic (poor signal).

Las las school na scam but him dey proud of POP. Abi na d gown wey their church choir dey use b DAT. Nigerians have been deceiving themselves since the 11th century. Follow dis fool wey call himself celebrity at ur own peril. because u get illicit money no mean say u b celeb. I come in peace but if anyone needs a reparation 4my comment then "let me see what I can do".

elpochas:
All these Audio Death sentence.Nigeria leaders do not sign death warrant.

No mind them, dem tink say dem fit deceive us. But then, God dey watch dem sha!

Viknat:
Day girl no look like who dey psychologically balanced o

How do u quickly recognize a psychologically imbalanced person 4m just a pic?

saphiere:
What is wrong with men these days? Defiling minors has become a norm.
What's so special about a small child's vagina?

U always have sth 2 say when d odds are in favour of d females. Y choose 2b a feminist, instigating gender war all d tym?

Where is d 14th person? May be, my eyes r playing tricks on me.

lionness:
I’ve been going to XYZ church since 2003. I knew when the pastor a prolific motivational speaker started—knew when he was pastor plus drummer boy and his wife was the only choir in the church. Today; Baba don buy private jet, he can’t even count his properties and he keeps motivating we the hungry church members without any single support. Even for where some old members are hustling, he’s kicked them out and now turned that to business.

The plain truth is—my rubbish pastor didn’t grow his dream with just quotes, he required help of his church members in the form of donations. If I had collected substantial funds just like my pastor I will be richer than him today. The truth is, motivational speakers are only spewing BS. Most of them can’t go through half of what those they are pressing to are going through without financial assistance.

I think we should tell every single motivation speaker in Nigeria to kindly go to hell. What we need is funding. Nigerians are not lazy, we just don’t have the real motivation which is — cash! Any other form of motivation na Yahoo!

Dearie, I love you!

I see war looming lurk around d protest zone. TBH, 90% of these so-called defenders of Lagos have been tipped n bribed handsomely. I come in peace.

Of u intend having sex with him on a future date, then why r u angry DAT he touched u. If he's worth access 2ur body on a later date y conceive suicidal thoughts because he touched u b4 dat period. I come in peace; but if u need a reparation 4 my comment "Let me see what I can do"

sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.

Y must u always b d 1st 2 make nasty comments. Aunty, if u get better thing 2 talk stop 2d book space.

Haven met d requirements 4d award of a degree in the pushing school. By d powers vested in me by d senate (Board of council), as d Vice Chancellor of this great institution; I hereby confer on u Doctor of *********** (Honoris Causa).

Pls can someone help me tell this girl that I love her!

D thread still dey 3 pages? Sapphire we are waiting 4 ur comment because we know that d future is female. No offense cos I come in peace!

My question is directly 2 all d English Language graduates in d house. Is it "Zero tolerance to crime" or Zero tolerance for crime. Just thinking out loud, so pls don't crucify me!

sapphiere:
Hell everyone. Please my moniker has been cloned by a jobless boy on this forum. He uses the cloned monikers to lure sex hungry nairalanders then scam them.

Some of the cloned monikers are;
Sapphierre
Sapphere
SapphiereBastar

The jobless boy behind the monikers is Ebenezar202I he also uses Regionofpiss and uUnbanEbenezar

Lalasticlala please look into this

Aunty! Abeg make we hear word. Aunty social worker! If u lyk begin investigate me, I no send u!

How come d location on her Facebook post is reading 'Victoria Island, Lagos' when she is an undergraduate student in Calabar. Na person wey neva live 4 Lagos Island dey c d place lyk heaven. If u know u know. Anyways, make I shut up b4 ha spirit begin look me one kind; RIP!

Going 2a developed country where people have put in dia blood, sweat n tears 2 take pictures n upload them online is no big deal 2 me. Stay in ur native/mother land, develop it n take pics den I'll c u as a celebrity. But until then, take a chill pill n take a seat. I come in peace.

divinecode:
Watch This Video
HERE

What is divine about DAT picture n link u posted there? May God have mercy on us!

Sixfeetbelle:
Fear men.

Some men don't deserve that title.

Now DAT u av succeeded in making us believe DAT females are more important n superior 2 males, can we have a moment of peace? I come in peace but if u need a reparation 4 my comments then "Let me see what I can do"

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Make we say the wahalar way go dey this their marriage go be like bicycle......he nor go hard to start

All I see is true n genuine love. She's simply saying DAT she don't need a whip (Benz) 2b contented, she don't need a stately home 2b happy, all she needs is true love. I come in peace!

U will Neva hia anyone screaming 'clout chasers' in this kind of thread because dis is genuine love. Ladies n gentlemen, b informed that wheneva u r living a fake life, d people around u know it but sometimes choose 2b pretentious 4 peace sake. I come in peace!

I shock say this thread still dey 3 pages. Na d kind thread wey I dey expect make everybody comment b dis, whether u b Christian or Muslim, Male or female et cetera. Anyways, I admire dis lady n look 4ward 2 having someone who is humane, human n considerate as she is. God bless gud mothers, God bless gud spinsters, n God bless evry submissive woman hu sees evry man in her life as a hero. I come in peace!

Chii59:
Yeah. Start the gender war all over again. Mtchew. The one who threw his gf off a 5 storey building, is that one not one of your gender?

Haven met d full requirements 4d award of a degree in feminism. By d powers vested in me by d senate of dis noble platform as d Vice chancellor of Nairaland University. I hereby confer on u Doctor of Gender war (Honoris causa).

In d 1st n 2nd world countries, cakes are baked 2 serve as food on special occasions lyk birthday n blah blah blah but in 3rd world countries cakes are baked 4 decoration/fancy, while jollof rice is d food 4d day. E go shock u say dem go still cook rice join d 25 cakes n some people go even dey complain say dem no c rice chop. I come in peace but if anyone needs a reparation 4 my comment den "Let me see what I can do"

Nowadays, police dey always shout say dem go do post mortem examination. Las las we no go hia anything again n boiz go d rot 4 remand...I come in peace!

By the powers vested on me by d Senate of Nairaland. I hereby confer on her a Doctor of Olosho (Honoris causa). I come in peace, but if anyone needs a reparation 4 my comments then "Let me see what I can do"

She mentioned her children but never talked about her husband. Is she divorced? Or a widow? BTW, is she pregnant or is my eye playing tricks on me?

jawalis:
Pls deal with your problem. Every other states are doing the same.

Does that justify d callous role our Government leaders are playing? My dear, two wrongs don't make a right...I come in peace. But if u need a reparation 4my comment then "Let me see what I can do"

Hintona:
Mtchew

*Yawn

I'm going to sleep.
When it's Chimamanda's birthday wake me up.

Feminist spotted, agent 542 position ur rifle on Hintona. I repeat position ur bang-bang on Hintona...over!

Ibegtodiffer:
Activities will go on since ASUU has resumed. But it's only fair that the FG pays attention to their complaints, especially the minimum wage backlog

Because ASUU has resumed n academic activities will go on; when d students want 2 carryout administrative activities they should run 2d Govt, I suppose?