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You are doing well.

I really wish it to be true.

Spherical77:
Lol it's still the same thing sir

50% of your monthly allowances will accumulate to 50% at the end of the year

And we know it's not possible.

Spherical77:
How would someone save 50% of their monthly allowances (33k) in this present dispensation?

50% of yearly allawee. Try understand wetin I write.

Iyaebe:
Hmm i know the lady you are talking about,her Monika starts with "V" . I'll need your services and that of pansophist too since I'm 60+ and still hopeful. Are you in or not?

Ewoo. This crack me up.

The future is FEMALE

JOACHINpedro:
Which workout?
Body weight or weight lifting

Normal exercise. 15 - 45 minutes workout, everyday. Recently, I have been lagging and inconsistent, so I am back to 2.

Iyaebe:
Give us hint because he has to explain why he recorded and leaked the sextape with his macro dick

No need to explain, tiwa was feeling it, even gave us melodious soundtrack.

You don't mean it. Achalagwu!
What's his name?

Lenovo have good laptop but casing quality is bad.

I be 2. On a good month, I be 3.

Modified: since oct last year, this topic just made front page. Na wa ooo. It's like there is no useful content anymore on nairaland, so the mods are just scrappy from backlogs.

SMH

Modified again, for those asking. Check the pic for my workout routine.

See as life sweet for there. If na Nigeria na, them for don kidnap am.

I can bet Buhari's left ball, he pansh her one time.

Richywiz:
moreover I am yet to see a Yahoo boy with a range rover SUV, highest they can get is Toyota corolla or Benz C class, even a Prado SUV I never see

I have seen. Small boy, Range Rover Evoque.

Welcome to Buhari's World.

He has told the youth of Nigeria that there is no more vacancy, in all the arms of government, even if you have a good result, you will never get a job.

But God pass am.

I pray you find favor in the labor market, and I hoped you saved about 50% to start a small business.

God bless you.

Richywiz:
Na these kind men deh leak sex tape

Shey they nor marry ni?

Akpurampumbe

Welcome to the Nigeria Police.

For compliant press 1
For Emergency press 2
For Fight and Settlement press 3
For Arm Robbery and Theft press 4
To speak with a Constable press 7
To speek with a representative press 9
To speak with DPO press 0

Who cares? Most women online are men in disguise, even if you meet the real ones, never trust them.

The future is FEMALE.

The Future is FEMALE.

Interesting.

I am here to read stories and learn from y'all experience.

You never meet the guy when go turn you mumu for love. Na only you go off pant.

Achalagu!

Took a life for 5 minutes pleasure. Your dad dey the other side with koboko dey wait for you.

I think say you be virgin?

It's a norm for them.

PM me your number. Will hit you up.

Akpurampubem! Everything don spoil. This life haff spoil.

You are so unfortunate. So you are in the bathroom with your phone ni?

I know it's you. Akpurampubem!