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Klass99:
Your site is not even a secure one.
Our IT Manager strongly warned us against visiting unsecured sites, years ago.

1. Having TLS enabled (HTTPS) doesn't necessarily mean it's "secured"
2. You can visit HTTP sites, just don't enter sensitive details in there.
Bonus: Even HTTPS can be intercepted haha.

As a married woman, you must be many things to your husband. Become unpredictable.

No!
U mustn't see polygyny as the end of the world.
And trying to restrict men to one wife is a disaster with wings.

1. Luckily for you there are people who will still want you. #Fact
1b. Outcome of dating (a.k.a sex trade). Women always come out bruised. Just marry or be single.
2. It is a lesson for upcoming "mistake" makers.

SweetCunt97:
Pervert trying to know one's personal business... Shii

Every virgin I knew were quick to answer the question... because it's a damn easy "YES I AM". With a smile.
And the others either get angry or start telling "rape"/"no consent" stories because they know if a man is asking then automatically their market value is on the low haha.

Pervert trying to know one's personal business

Pervert:
Verb
- distort or corrupt the original course, meaning, or state of (something).

Noun
- a person whose sexual behaviour is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.

So saying u might not be virgin is now "abnormal and unacceptable." ? Are u even normal ?
Who cares if you're used or over-used, just don't put brand-new products in the same basket. We love our virgins like that.

Don't worry, you'll find a Simp to settle down with @ 30/35.

Sha let us help your life small.
We don't know where our kids go go.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpIctyqH29Q&list=PL8dPuuaLjXtNlUrzyH5r6jN9ulIgZBpdo&index=1

Then:

http://www.infocobuild.com/education/audio-video-courses/computer-science/CS61A-Spring2015-Berkeley/lecture-19.html

So u are saying women are either crazy or totally dumb ?

SweetCunt97:
Op dey give urself hope o. You mentioned length, what about girth or fatness? Lean sticks don't cut it cos every pussy will b too wide for em.

Except original virgin's. Which I'm guessing by your "cos every", you've graduated from that class.

CAPSLOCKED:
MAN CHASES GIRL FOR 7 MONTHS.
MAN PAYS HER BILLS AND EVEN SENDS HER CASH SO SHE CAN BE COMFORTABLE AND VISIT.
MAN SPENDS EXCESS CASH TO IMPRESS GIRL ON FIRST DATE. HE CAN EVEN PAY TO GET ONLY JUST A HUG.
AFTER EXHAUSTING CASH, TIME AND EFFORT, MAN GETS A CHANCE TO OFFLOAD HIS LOAD.

MAN CELEBRATES AFTER THIS LIKE HE HAS WON A TROPHY. HE TURNS AROUND AND CALLS GIRL "CHEAP DUMB FISH BRAIN". WHERE AS, THERE'S NONE ON EARTH DUMBER THAN HIMSELF.

Stop it Patrick! You're hurting him!

TheGenius001:
...Just imagine! I'm a very handsome guy, ladies flock around most of the time and I usually don't have their time.

Very handsome means nothing haha. And the ones flocking around you are low quality garbage.

Btw, Simp!

[quote author=SegFault post=93783888][/quote]Scenes when I marry an Osun girl and she sees this.

pretydiva:
All I know is there are still decent girls out there

Of course they do!
It's only on the internet where they believe they don't. Maybe out of ignorance or hate or group think.
But the decency of a woman is most likely guided the group/friends she keeps.

SegFault:
Sorry, na nairaland bros, play fit turn to anything I don see am tire sef, na why I quick lockup. No be only edit machine code why you no make new processor ni.

Making a new processor ke ? The R & D alone is enough to feed Osun State for 600 years.

SegFault:
If you are trying to insult me, I best suggest you don't go down that road lest I disgrace you, seems like you have never used gdb before.

Friendly banter!
Person no fit follow u play again ?
Abeg no spoil am!

like you have never used gdb before

Only plebs use GDB, masters just edit machine codes.

SegFault:
Why will I create a signal handler when I can attach a debugger to the process, root out the bug, then rewrite the source code and recompile it

Attach a debugger production ? Seems like what a somebody named SegFault will do.

SegFault:
don't worry my program will still recover from the error.

See his head like kuli!
Instead of fixing your shit, just capture and handle SIGSEGV signal instead.

You're going to suffer for 600 years for this.

SegFault:
Brother, this is not your problem, hustle for your bele and forget woman matter, NLers and unnecessary rants self.

You too be calming down. Inb4 your brain deferences a null pointer, then....then... you SEG...

Olodo oshi!
If that was the case, Ogun State will be Silicon Valley or whatever valley. Instead it's Skull Valley.

If you're willing to learn, go train as a mechanic or electric/electronics engineer. Not in School ooo, u won't know anything there.

Olodo oshi!
It's not as if she's your wife.

BTW, learn here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Rjlr1RCqM

Zzor:
when you talk of man,i assume you mean husband because I don't buy all this fornication things people do around calling it relationship abi dating.When a woman picks a partner,i believe she's sensible enough to pick the one who sink with her in all aspects.I don't have a husband,so I can't answer your question for now.Yeye boy,you can't rubbish me.

You need to be calming down, else it might take you 600 years to settle down.
We're rooting for you.

You need to be calming down or else you might suffer for 600 years.

KenModi:
You couldn’t have said it better. I would just return the list and tell her to tell her people that it is either they reduce list or we call it off. Which kind nonsense list be this in the name of marriage?? Or is she an investment that would yield profit later hence the high initial capital? Ayam not understanding

Haha, na so na.

either they reduce list

This is how u do it (something I've tried).
1. Ask the girl if their family asks for anything
2. Tell her you either pay those and she drinks Garri later in marriage (9 out 10, the babe go get sense) OR
3. U don't pay and she live normal.
4. Either way u won't pay anyways, Unless it's less than minimum wage or like data bundle fund.

If you taking over from the parents, you're not supposed to be charged at all.
Like I said, there are lots of free transfers out there.

Quite insightful.
That being said, there are always exceptions.

ElegantWoman:
And many people have finally accepted it.

Where is the stats showing that "many people have finally accepted it." ?

Amotolongbo:
You can never say that.

Don’t use your present situation to just your future

It's not always about money, it's just plain stupid and enabling poverty.
Why will people work when they can just sell their daughters as Poverty Alleviation ?

The list is for Simps (yeah that word again) anyways.
Only if the slowpoke knew how many decent girls he could marry for 1/1000 of the things these poor people are asking.

Another culture of SimpHood.

Zzor:
judge me by posts on Nairaland at your own peril

So u lie for clicks and attention? Interesting Awful!

JimmyDarmody:
Do you sell fabric?

Type the name into Web search Engine and see what the results.

SweetBuns:
you are not okay and nobody is asking you to seek help

You didn't say my conclusion is wrong.

vanida6:
Cute boy

Of all things in life na West Ham jersey u con find.
I trusted you to make the right choice in life, u betrayed me.

Starberg:
You are ignored

Such irony.

AfroKnight:
Why are you triggered?

Trigger ko Pistol ni.
Ewure agba!

OGWILLS123:
Father when will my own rape come
am looking for a busty lady
that will rape me

Address: no 23 Goldie MZ, CALABAR, cross river state.
just wait for me there around 9 pm
when I will be returning from
where I went to charge my phone.
just grap me there and rape
I swear I won't shout neither
will I tell the cops

Olodo oshi!
You don't usually choose who rape you nor have power over how it will happen.
A frustrated STD infested woman ? So be it
Being tied and used continuously for 6 months by different dirty women ? So be it
Get raped and dropped 100 miles away from home along express ? So be it

You tiny brain is thinking in movie terms, reality is a different is a different beast.

Be careful of what u wish for, lest u get it.