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KenModi:
At least they got money, what you got?? Data to shout upadan online say “money miss road”??

Yes I have lots of data, pic down below can u show yours ?
You think everyone in Nairaland is broke and angry ?

And for them to be rich and also be able to sustain it, they ain’t no morons.

Money is your skill, luck, location etc, there's a reason why the most intelligent are not the richest some not even rich.
By the way if you've been to Abuja, you might've seen a lot of "money miss road", assuming you are not in the outskirts.

As for the issue of women, the intelligent ones will learn morons will stay the same.
Tldr;If you're rich and all u can get is used lady then on top of that controlling u like baby save for juju, you're a slowpoke (or an ignoramus). Either way u will be needing proper education.


Demolition, destruction, annihilation, I'm simply running away with this.

chim14:
Well while some programmers are being obsessed by esp this React of a thing, one digital marketer is or non technical is just sitting in one corner earning much more than a developer..lol.

Most accomplished scientists are not the richest. In fact I don't know of a billionaire inventor and if there are it be very small in number.
Don't shame people working legitimately.

Programming language is not important, it's what u produce with it, ....
...
Only young or naive programmers are obsessed or boast of programming languages, old ones don't.

Language do matter especially when you're looking at efficiency and cost.
Why do you think game engines are written in C, C++,?
Why do you think OSes are written in C, few C++ RUST etc ?
Database Systems ?
Real-time (Embedded) Systems ?
Aircraft ?
You heard of HFT ?


And when your services keep going down because the Java app keeps running out of memory, you:
1. Either keep spending on acquiring more servers to meet up JVM never ending demsnds.
2. Re-write in a more efficient language like: C++, RUST, where you can do all that 8GB in less than 80MB.

I'm still yet to see my services go beyond 20MB.

Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious

Egungun be careful na express u wan face. Something go jam u.

Lordpeckxy:
6. St Mary's Mercy Hospital

In 2003, a coding error killed 8,500 people, or at least it did on paper. At St. Mary’s Mercy Medical Center in Grand Rapids, Michigan, a glitch in their patient management software erroneously listed 8,500 patients as dead. Fortunately, no one actually died, but it caused enormous headaches nonetheless. The system automatically issued death certificates to insurance companies and the Social Security Administration. Even though the patients’ deaths were just temporary, many were denied benefits until the hospital eventually straightened it all out.

Dangerously hilarious.

Lordpeckxy:
sick talk...
Like what and what.?
You want to compare a low level Compiled language with a high level interpreted language.
Erhnmmm, thats why u need to go to school.!

Anyone who says that about Python is either half drunk or half-drunk.

Tell him PC games will be a joke if written in Python, compilers and linker?
Database Systems
Typically any high latency, real-time system and application software is out of the window.

You guys should still be thankful. You guys have only one problem: power.
We had:
- expensive internet
- slow internet
- lack of tutorials or expensive (now u can get a lot for free)
- then...then power.

Nowadays u have:
Discord, Telegram, Slack, more engaging Reddit.

It was dry in the mid 2000s till 2010s for the most part.

U guys should make the best out of what u have.
Keep on the good work, and I hope and pray u get there.

Eminya:
Oboy, your virginity is definately a burden on you for you to loose it for lappy.

First of all, it's all a parody.
Secondly, it's not just a lappy. It's the only hot date in town. And it's a mark of a golden era.

If you know the kind of engineering that goes into the CPU alone, u won't say just a lappy.

If you're in doubt walk away, don't go into it.

Tdyke4lyf:
This thread gat me laughing.I tot it was only d females who sell out their virginities for certain prices.lol

This is not just "certain prices" this is the real deal, for pure work. Not a stupid iPhone 7.

Gracealone:
Tasteless!

The laptop or the request ?

Eminya:
Yeye Boy, if its just 1500 dollars then you can afford 3 of it without loosing your virginity.

Awww, thanks.
I like your way of saying "this guy is way out of my league, I can't just compete".
#KeepDreaming, my virginity is NOT for broke girls like you.

majamajic:
How do u know the reality of male virginity ?

If you're still young, u can start by not running after everything under skirt and blouse.

No no, we don't drink alcohol in here.

AfroKnight:
Don’t listen to these toxic females bro. Don’t let them slut shame you. You deserve happiness.

Awww, thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCHLPaIqndI

Dreiwizzy:
Do you really need this system? What do you wanna do with it??

I will fry beans with it na.

Dear Nairaland ladies, I'm typing this with tears all over my eyes, I have kept this virginity for long, I want to give it to anyone who will get me a brand new ROG Zephyrus 15. I know my virginity is worth more than that, but I really need it.

DM If you're interested in my virginity. And It's just $1500.

I'm crying right now.

AstroG:
Ah how is this your concern ?

Uhm... it's a public post, in a public forum ?

Liliantalks:
if u don’t know the meaning of someone saying they don’t hv the balls to do something, u r lost !! No it’s not a male thing , it’s actually more of a female thing than male . Cheers

U don goofed mate little princess.

Liliantalks:
hmmm u can’t Shame me with the rubs business talk! I wish I could be one but I sincerely don’t hv the balls to

Thank you for the blatant confession, I've heard this before. Only to find out she's already a pro.
"I wish..."
"I have a friend who is..."
"I know a girl who does..."
...

I sincerely don’t hv the balls to.

You're a female, balls are not what you're known for. It's a male thing.

There are other ways a lady can become a single mother, but waywardness should be the larger percentage.

Remember: bad things happen to good and bad people.

As for me, the field must be left untouched else the contract will be torn apart just like the field.

Run Girls Get Better Husbands more

More like: I've been thinking of getting into the business, will this be true for me too ?
Answer: Na express u dey face, something fit jam u.

Babythicksme17:
She stated the obvious.Bad girls always get responsible and caring bf/husband.

You mean controllable morons with $$$. Of course "money miss road" is a thing.

Switcommy:
why wont i date a guy with no job...is it d job i am dating or d guy.....as far as d love is there,,,,we go carry go....if i get job,,,i will spend on him....

My DM is available then.

Plolly:
The pix wasn't changed it was removed. Issokay oooo na me come nairaland come beg if not insult for no dey

I'm not the one calling people stupid.

Plolly:
That pix was posted 2018 way before I had my son tried changing it to no avail.

But it was changed right after two guys told you it's a magnet for something.

Now this is 2020 do u think the pix should determine if you would give a helping hand without a clause attached So can you see why I said you stupid

Madam, it's his money. You're not entitled to it.
Madam, it's your body. He's not entitled to it.

Now this is 2020 do u think the pix should determine if you would give a helping hand without a clause attached?

For me, it's not right and won't do it let alone to a single mother... yuck!
But the thing is others are NOT me.

You seem to be taking simple innocent advice as a fight. I've got a little work to do.

Plolly:
You are very stupid sorry to say

Not stupid, only truthful and realistic.
When u put that picture in your profile and you think people won't take advantage of your situation, then you're the stupid one.
Or you're not being stupid, you clearly know what you're doing.

The same right you have to post that half-seducing picture is the same right the guy have to ask for something return for his cash.
NOT saying it's a good thing, it's just what is EXPECTED.

I hope now you understand:

LedRock:
Why won't he want to sleep with you when you are displaying breast on your profile picture.

InfinityFabric:
Your advert is working then, you should be happy instead.

I can't get verbally abusive with you, I just don't want to (not that I can't, I have enough info to) . Pleeeease, I beg.

Plolly:
Someone even said I should sleep with him first

Your advert is working then, you should be happy instead.

Florblu:
I wonder how men sleep with people they hardly know. What if she's a Ghost?
And you couldn't do a background check before straffing her?

At the sight of free pussy, every traces of sense in a guy disappears

Too many movies don scatter your head. Everything na spirit.

robosky02:
Its been long



We will support and sponsor them

When there are lots of needy people out there to sponsor. Yuck!