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pendusky: I was asked

The man; "you studied engineering right"?

me; yes sire

The man; How do you write 4 in between 5?

me: that simple sire, [ he gave me a paper and a Biro and I wrote F(IV)E. ] that is it sire.

The man; you must be a genius. come back tomorrow for your medicals.

That's all and I was employed.

Learning continues...

Oga government pls do the needful o

na God get power o

Eyaaaaa

Amazing

Make una go come oooooo

Old school never die

I totally agree because am on the edge of a positive change right now... Proverbs 4v18

Burger01: Hmm hmm! Life tough no be small..

No.12.. Things can and do change.... The only constant thing in life is 'change'... I always believe in that. In my life, things change for good..

Well written and very educating. Thanks.

tsolz84: SOME DIFFERENCES BETWEEN STATUTORY MARRIAGE AND CUSTOMARY MARRIAGE
1. NATURE: Statutory marriage is marriage under the Act while customary marriage is marriage under our various Native Laws and Customs.
2. 21 DAYS NOTICE: Statutory Marriage requires the intending couples to publish their intention to marry in the Marriage Registry for 21 days before the proposed marriage but there is no such requirement under customary marriage.
3. LICENCE BEFORE MARRIAGE: Under Statutory Marriage, the intending couples MUST obtain a licence from the Marriage Registry after the 21 days of publication of their intention to marry to enable them celebrate their marriage but there is no such requirement under the customary marriage.
4. NULLITY OF MARRIAGE: Under statutory Marriage, failure of the intending couple to give 21 days notice to the public of their intention to marry or failure to obtain a licence before celebrating the marriage nullifies such marriage. This is not so under Customary marriage
5. NOMENCLATURE: Statutory Marriage is usually called Court Marriage but Customary Marriage is called Traditional Marriage.
6. PROTECTION OF RIGHTS AND DUTIES: Under Statutory Marriage, the right and duties of the couples are protected by law but under Customary Marriage, they are not so protected.
7. PROHIBITION: Under the Statutory Marriage, none of the couple can marry another person while the marriage is subsisting but under Customary Marriage, the man can marry as many wives as he wants.
8. PLACE OF CELEBRATION: Statutory Marriage may be celebrated in the church or in the Marriage Registry but customary marriage is usually celebrated in the girl's village.
9. CONSENT: Under Statutory Marriage, the consent of the intending couple's parents are not compulsory especially if they (the intending couple) are both above 18 years but Customary marriage usually require the consents of both families and or parents.
10. DISSOLUTION: In Nigeria, Statutory Marriage can only be validly dissolved by the various state's High Courts but a Customary Marriage can be dissolve by either the man or the woman

One day I know say I go make una proud because Oluwa is involve

Please am having problem downloading whatsapp application on my Asha 305 Nokia phone. Please help me out

He is called a dog so let him keep reasoning like one.....

Good analysis....

Good job done OP

hmmmm

Na wa ooooo

ggrin: EBOLA wahala.

Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest they
give nowadays is 45` instead of the normal 360

* Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow guys
instead they throw way salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?)

* People now wear long sleave sweaters, headcovers, and trousers while entering buses
and taxi no matter how hot the weather is.. (See as Naija take turn Europe)

* Neighbours, even family members become suspects at the slightest sign of illness..(the one wey nearly make my neighbour go call health officers for me because say I sneeze 2 times today).

* You take a girl out for dinner, drive her back to
her house, walk her to the door-step, she leaves
you,walks to her door, open it, waves at you and throw a goodnight kiss at you (if you like catch am)

* The aboki that sells suya beside our house dey
chop Him suya himself these days because even
the suya is a suspect (Who wan die?)

* Nigeria Police don't arrest People by Themselves anymore, if You commit any Crime just do the
arresting by Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself
come station, use ur hand by self enter Cell):D8)

* My friend is no longer dating our Neighbor's
Daughter called ADEBOLA

* YORUBA People in My Area now greet EKU EBOLA O.(I dey answer them EKU BACK TO
SENDER)

Still calm voice

mencade5: what i hate in naija ladies are:

1. She beg me for money, i gave her, only for her to take my hard earned cash and spend it on another boyfriend.

2. Seeing a lady with correct standard bw.ea.sts. You were attracted by it, you made her your girl. When you finally n.aked her, all you see is flat screen on her chests.

3. I hate it when a naija lady claims not to eat too much. When you take her to an eatery, she will order for all the food thwre including take away.

4. Naija ladies are one of the most dirtiest in africa. They look outside but visit their rooms, or go to girls hostel in campus, i tell you, you will v.omit all your intestines out!

5. I also hate it when naija ladies use alum to rub their pus-sy before having sex with you. Confusing you with it due to the friction it caused but unknown to you the thing is very deep and wide like abuja-lokoja road.

hmmm.. You must be speaking from experience.

AAU aspirants hmmm...

Okay

Very very important skills

Wow! Nigerians are Nigerians. To God be the glory.... Amen

This isn't fair!

Pictures don't lie.... do they pls?

Well said. Thank you

Wow birthdays calling

heywhytech1: This is one of the reasons Israeli action need to be checked. It can't just continue like this, many souls have been wasted.Palestinians deserve a full autonomy besides is their land. Both Tel aviv and Jerusalem even the West Bank belongs to them, if Israeli think they can just be wasting innocent lives, Arab league will soon wake up and challenge them.

According to you,'Arab league will soon wake up' If they had been sleeping, who then is responsible for all the bombing and killings going on around the world including what boko boys are doing in naija?

Where are the yellow and red cards?

hmmmmm

ohhhh... I love drumming for real.

hapiness44: I woke up this morning feeling very depressed,I was screaming in my head,'I am tired of staying at home,I am tired of pausing my dreams because I hav e no rich God father that can sponsor me.just yesterday,a girlfriend of mine, told me she is to start training next month with an airline,without even going through the recruitment process,her aunty 'on the top' just sent her a message that she included her name to the successful candidates,and she should start getting ready for the training.I was happy for her,and at the same time wished I had someone too..but this morning,after saying my morning prayers,I realised that we have the greatest 'connector' on earth by our side,we have God and with him everything is possible.so my fellow job seekers,have faith cause God will make all things right in his appointed time.it is well!!

You said it all my brother. Lets trust God to see us through... Amen