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I am interested in renting at 1004. Either a 2 Bedroom or 3 Bedroom maisonette. I am not in Lagos, and cannot come for a viewing immediately. Are there ANY DIRECT AGENTS capable of, and willing to, send me clear pictures of the interior, so that I can get a feel for the general flow and the finishing? Please send me pictures and prices immediately at [email]info@LPFInvestments.com[/email].


Now permit me to digress for a minute:
Please, Please, I beg, do not use the usual excuse of protecting the pictures so that other agents do not steal your listing. WHAT difference does it make if they advertise your listing? At least, they may bring you the client that you do not have. So you end up sharing a commission? Big deal! Why is it so difficult to understand that half of 5% or 10% is better than 100% of nothing?

Do not send me e-mail if you are not a direct agent, or not able to send me pictures for reasons I don't really care about.
Thanks!

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@ ALL posters -
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Y'all crack me up, man, especially the guys on the 1st page! Its like Comedy Central up in here.

Offers like these don't come very often, take advantage of this TODAY!
Range Rover might be off the market today, someone flying in to take a closer look.

Ok, car nuts, now guess which of the above beauties is pictured below?

I hope I did not mix up titles and specs as I was resizing the pictures!

Dealers in the House, FIND BUYERS today!

More pictures.

2008 Range Rover, 61K Miles - N5.980M!!! Price Delivered to Lagos, Nigeria
2008 Mercedes GL450, approximately 64K Miles - N5.735M!! Price Delivered to Lagos, Nigeria
2007 Escalade EXT, LOADED plus 3 Television Screens! 73K Miles - N3.950M!! Price Delivered to Lagos, Nigeria
2007 Tahoe, 59K Miles - N4.1M!!! Price Delivered to Lagos, Nigeria
2010 Escalade ESV - N6.2M!!! Price Delivered to Lagos Nigeria
2010 Yukon Denali, only 12K Miles! N5.2M!!! Price Delivered to Lagos, Nigeria
2006 BMW 750I, 73K Miles! N4.55!!!

Owners need to sell immediately, so are offering their vehicles at up to $15,000 below market value.
Owners are athletes and high rollers with liquidity problems - victims of a global recession 
Cars also for sale locally in Atlanta and Los Angeles, so when they are gone, they are gone!

We also have:

1. 2010 Rolls Royce Drophead Phantom - $210K
2. 2009 Bentley Flying Spur - $145K
3. 2007 Bentley Continental GTC - $165K
4. 2010 Ferrari - $185K
5. 2010 Panamera Turbo - $90K
6. 2010 Carrera Turbo - $85K

Lets Close these DEALS NOW!

Please e-mail for more information, payment terms, Carfax reports, more pictures, viewings, test drives etc.
All vehicles in the USA, and will be shipped only upon request.
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[email]info@LPFInvestments.com[/email]

LPF Investments
2885 Clairmont Road, Ste C9
Atlanta GA 30329
+1.404.593.4291
Hours - 9AM - 4PM, US Eastern Time (6 Hours behind Nigerian time)

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I assume you do not want to be restricted to only mobile internet?

Try COBRANET's UGO service. I have tried at least 3 others - MTN, IPNX and Starcomms, and Cobranet was consistently the fastest and most reliable, according to tests on www.testmyspeed.com. Their customer service is top notch, the service centre is able to trouble shoot most problems, but on 2 occasions, a technician has been sent to my home within 48 hours! Most businesses around Lagos now use the service. It is a WIMAX based service, so my modem can travel with me. Cobranet has sort of a cult following, and I think they depend more on viral marketing, such as this. They are located in Lekki, off Admiralty but you can find centers at most major supermarkets in Lagos. I would assume the same goes for other cities. I use the midrange package, and it is N14,600 per month for 3.5G.

www.cobranet.org

Hope this helps.

It is a snowy day in Atlanta today, all businesses shut down, all roads shut down!
Tomorrow, this baby gets new tires (tyres). Quite possibly Michelins, Yokohamas, or Dunlops.

From freeborn191:
TOPIC: 79.6% Students FAILS Again In Waec Exams

Are we a nation of dullards ?, or what, i cant just phantom how 80% of our students who studied for 3years for a particular exam, still managed to fail massively. We are a nation of jokers if we do not take this trend seriously and address the issue.
Lets us look at the WAEC statistics
Nov/Dec WAEC Exams 2010: Only 62,295 out of 310,077 obtained 5credits inclusive of maths and English, representing just 20% pass rate
May/June WAEC Exams 2010: Only 33,0711 out of 1,351,557 had 5credits inclusive of maths and English, representing just 25% pass rate.
June/July NECO 2010: Only 285,146 out of 1,113,117 had 5credits inclusive of maths and English, representing just 24.9% pass rate.

Curled from www.voiceoutng.com

This is symptomatic of the education tragedy in Nigeria -

1. ", Students Fails, "  Should read: ", Students Fail, "
2. Incorrect placement of punctuation
3. ", I just cannot phantom, " Should read: ", I just cannot fathom, "
4. "Curled from, " Should read: "Culled from, "

All in all, this post would have earned perhaps a 65%. That is a failing score in English literacy.

My point? Do not blame EPL, Facebook, Nintendo, Naija Sings and other external social trends for our failure to teach and be taught properly!

Update -
New throttle installed.

Why all the repairs? I don't want to take a chance on local mechanics, who are in my opinion, better for simple maintenance.
So if it looks even remotely questionable, I have given the Volvo dealer a mandate to replace! I will after all, keep this car if it does not sell in 6 weeks.

more pictures.

This car has a clean Carfax, no salvage, no junk title, no accident!

[size=8pt]Features:

2.4L five cylinder dual overhead cam engine with automatic FWD transmission
Beige / Gold on Cream Leather Interior
Power mirrors/heated seats/locks/windows
CD player in dash with premium sound
Air Conditioning Cruise Control Power Seat
Power Steering AM/FM Stereo Moon Roof
Power Door Locks Dual Front Air Bags
Tilt Wheel ABS (4-Wheel) / Traction Control

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So whats the story? I am not a car dealer, I bought this baby for myself, to take my son to and from school. No better safety record than Volvo, right? This is a Great car, just completed a comprehensive maintenance at a Volvo dealer in Atlanta, because I wanted to get it all done before it ships out. Volvo recommends a new timing belt at 105K miles, and even though this car is at 90K miles, I got it done anyway, bloody expensive, but worth it!!

New Timing Belt and Tensioner;
New Spark Plugs and Ignition Coils;
Transmission Serviced and Flushed;
Brake Fluid Flushed;
New Brake Rotors;
New Fuel Pump;
All Fluids changed;
New Battery;
New wipers for Windshield and Head lights;
Leather interior renewed;
Complete Detailing;

Why do you need to know all this? You are getting practically a brand spanking new engine! It is the non-turbo engine, so easier to maintain. Just get your regular service at a reputable shop. I would be happy to add some maintenance parts - filters, plugs and synthetic oil for free!

I will send a carfax report to any serious persons. E-mail me offers and questions at [email]info@LPFInvestments.com[/email].
If you need to speak to me, let me know, and I'll send my number in the US, or simply send yours via e-mail.

Price - N1.950M Delivered.

Plot available in Sangotedo directly on Lekki-Epe main road, opposite Fara Park estate. Governors consent.
N10M only.

Please send e-mail to info@lpfinvestments.com

available.

Property is Directly Opposite Fara Park Estate, on The Lekki-Epe Express Road. We have 6 Adjoining plots, but only 1 for sale.
Unfenced, but Dry, Firm Land. The Potential is Limitless - Commercial Office, Warehouse, Shops, Residential, etc! Bring Your Imagination!

All Documents Available For Viewing Upon Inquiry. This is NOT Omo nile Land!
Serious Inquiries, Please Send Message to info@LPFInvestments.com
Seller/Owner is in the US (Atlanta) and would be happy to meet any potential buyers here.
If you are in Nigeria, you can meet Seller's Attorney for Details, until Transaction is Ready to Close.

info@LPFInvestments.com
LPF Investments LC
2885 Clairmont Road, Suite C9
Altanta GA 30329

Price - N11M ONLY

Tudór:
Maga means Mugu i.e a fool .

Mostly used for a person who has been or about to be duped or taken advantage of.

Ah, ok. Did not realize maga and mugu were synonymous. Thanks Tudor!

^^ Yes, I came across it a couple of weeks ago, and I'm hooked
Unfortunately, missed the reruns on seasons 1 & 2, so would like to catch up.

Thanks!

baslone:
Take a look in your mirror!

IykeD:
I can't stop laughing hahahahhaa 

denzel2009:
LMAO

Ok, so maga means a gorgeous young lady with a puzzled look on her face? Why would that upset D'banj?
Seriously, is there someone less interested in a silly display of his/her wit (or the lack thereof) and more interested in answering the question - what is 'maga'?

Please can someone tell me what a 'maga' is?
I read through this whole thread looking for a definition, but I remain ignorant.

Thanks!

On permutation that the South-East might end up producing the president in 2027, the Ohanaeze leader said it could not be so. Reason: 'We have consulted lawyers on this matter.

Nobody can be sworn-in more than twice. Jonathan cannot go for eight years. He was elected along with Yar'Adua and has been sworn-in based on that election following Yar'Adua's death. So Jonathan cannot go for eight years. Ndigbo are sure that Jonathan's transition point is 2015. Currently, he is the only person we are sure of, any other person can do eight years.

Those lawyers need to make a quick detour back to law school. That is at best a half assed interpretation of the law. Upon the elected Presidents death, Jonathan became President by succession and by operation of law. He did not contest for the position, therefore he is infact not serving a term that would count towards tenure of office. Example, if a hypothetical President and Vice President should be killed on the same day, the Senate President would succeed. Is that to suggest then, that such Senate President could would be restricted to only 1 term in office should he ever run for President and win? In a word, bullcrap.

Thanks kamikazee0, I will check them out!

Who has copies of seasons 1-3?
Would love to watch it, please contact me @ info@lpfinvestments.com

TIA!

Yum, calamari!

The diagnostic tools are great, but even after the codes have been read, someone still has to be able to properly fix the problem.
It is THAT person I am looking for.

Thanks for the response.
Parts are actually not a problem. I have a small stash of parts for just about every maintenance need. What I would like is a service center that has competent mechanics. You know, people who know the engine, not the trial and error specialists? That way I can use them for regular maintenance while hoping nothing major comes up.

SO any recommendations would help, then I can go check them out.

Hi there!
Is your list a general phone list, or is it based on specific demographics?
For instance, can you supply a list of women earning over N5M, in the 25 - 55 year age bracket?

My products are targeted at a certain demographic, and a general list may be a wasted effort.