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Romanticboy1: Na wa!
Its rili a bad condition!
So u didn't tel d girl abt it?

No o! Didn't wanna embarrass her. In retrospect, I regret not telling her. The truth may hurt but it woulda raised her awareness.
But don't they perceive it? Why visit a guy if she knows she's got the scent? This is what baffles me!

Hope it's not too urgent? I need some time coz I'm presently on the road and will need some time on my lappy. Any deadlines?

ajasa4link: .Thanks...it's not a definite paper,am just searching for keywords, I.e any article that states that "there is a correlation between commissions paid to insurance intermediaries and underwriting profit" or "there is a relationship between insurance intermediaries and profitability of insurance companies" or " there is a relationship between insurance commission and claims paid to insureds".....NB: the words in quote are my key search words. THE man just wants me to make my point on an already published work,hence he told me to search for authors who have made such claims in their works

And he specifically wants 'em from jstor and emerald?

This is funny as hell! WTF! Imma bookmark this page for real!
Reminds me of one day while I was chillin in the bank on one of the long seats provided for customers. Suddenly, I felt the seat rumble against my butt and it dawned on me that one of the 3 adults beside me just dropped air! My point: if you wanna fart on a shared seat, stand up!

zizman: [img]http://1.bp..com/-KNu8UEA30kg/UezjzfUh02I/AAAAAAAACk4/mrTGV-Ry8vw/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FcGVuLmpwZw%253D%253D%253F%253D-709522[/img]
Okay, so Where would some of us be without
spell check?
The sometimes annoying, but frankly
indispensable computer aid has spared billions of
typographical blushes..you doubt ?
Now, an ingenious prototype pen developed by a
German start-up is promising to give our
longhand writing a similar sort of safety net.
Lernstift (German for "learning pen" is a digital
pen with a difference, carrying not only ink inside
its casing but also a tiny computer that alerts
users to spelling errors.
Daniel Kaesmacher, co-founder of Lernstift said:
"Basically there are two functions. The calligraphy
mode which helps you correct individual letters,
and the orthography mode which vibrates when a
word is misspelled."

Another wonderful instance of "hi problem, meet solution".

If you don't mind, provide the title and author(s) of the papers. I got me an idea.

Would really love to see how this pans out! Nice move though.

They say "Fly Dana", I say "Fear Dana". LOL!

What a rendition! To answer your rhetorical question though, I can't and only a few civilians can actually do! Though many are on the path to doing so without being fully aware.

Sleep, wash mouth, eat, movie, social media, poo poo, shower, sleep (repeat!)

The illusion of independence

tpacalipse: Yes! I prayed that every man who is party to keeping Nigeria at its knees, should be struck by thunder.

That ain't prayer bro. That na confirm curse. Lol
@Op
Why bother praying? It has not worked for the past 53 years, why would today be any different?

I don't think anything that makes you prettier is wrong. Well, just make up your mind to do what seems right to your conscience [no pun intended].

*Na demokirasy be dati o* in Baba Fela's voice.
One thing is for sure, they'll sort themselves out! They know they can't afford to stay that way. Wait, can they even afford to not stay that way? Tis a madaz quagmire. I'd love to see what this turns into.

That God should please answer the prayers being offered. Even if it is just for one Friday and one Sunday. This should turn things around. That's my own opinion o!

With the kinda media exposure that the first guy had, why am i not surprised at these copy cats?

I've paid tax and contributed to the export earnings. I no try?

I don't think Prof. Adebayo Faleti sef can do justice to this. Just kidding tho. I wanna see someone try because god knows i can't even attempt it! #teamyoruba

Power Must Change Hands *runs to MFM church*...Lol
I hope this translates to what it should translate to and not just another gist to raise people's hopes. Anyways, we've gotta be optimistic and one day we just might get what we crave. Nice move tho'.

holypower: I saw an atheist in the torments of hell. In his lifetime he did not believe that God exist. He said, "The things I spoke and wrote against God's existence were all wrong. The first day I arrived to hell I realized that God is real and does exist. But it is too late for me to believe in God now. I have fallen into the hands of this God and I know I cannot escape it." Psalm 53:1 1 "The fool hath saith in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good."

In geography, a day (on earth) means 1 complete rotation of the earth on its axis. You mean hell is somewhere around this globe? Explain o!

pasqal09: Bros no vex, which second school wey u attend? U sound familiar

Na one of the Lagos State Model Colleges o!

pasqal09: Oga, I don't agree with u. The way the guy acts is questionable abeg

I never said his acts were unquestionable. To some ladies, such eccentricities might be trivial and could even be thrilling to them but since this babe can't cope, it's berra to fante o!

Yes there are. There are also still faithful men.

ayodeji752: Onyeka isnt dat wicked. Let dis guy tell us wot his sister really did

I dunno if 'wicked' is the proper adjective but i heard from a former driver of hers that she could be mean. But can you blame her? Some times, it's the only way to get the results you want from your subordinates. Can't say nada about the unlucky p.a tho. Anybody could be lying. Only time would tell!

I opened this nairaland account to sell information products back then as a hustling pre-nysc grad. Also, I didn't recall the password to my previous account so when I switched hustle lanes, the name appealed to me and I stuck with it.

My thoughts:
He is quite comfy with your flaws but you aren't with his. If you can't cope with the flaws of a loved one (which you should do coz that's one of the sacrifices you pay for love), then you'll continue being miserable and this is not 'user-friendly'. Learn to accept him for who he is and if you can't, leave without looking back, no matter how hard that seems. Trust me, you will survive *in Gloria Gaynor's voice*..

You're welcome

Me, I like the fact that if you are rich and well connected, you can almost get away with anything. Makes me intensify ma hustle. Not that I want to do bad, but just so that 'nemo me impune lacessit' (no one attacks me with impunity).

Flytefalls: Drunk eating?

You tell me...:p

[quote author=190-the-clown]wow care to share your experience with us [/quote]First was at a birthday bash when I newly finished secondary school. I danced with this chic and one thing led to another but the best I could do given the jam-packed conditions was give her the finger. By the time I was done, I just knew it was a bad idea. That smell haunted me for years (each time I thought about it, the offensive waft surrounded me)!
The second was during my service year. The babe thought me that not all that is curvy smells nice. I was about digging deep and grabbing me some muffings when the familiar waft came-a-calling. Don't ask me what happened.
A friend advised that the next time I got my fingers 'anointed with the incense', I should rub her face with it (not ostensibly of course) or even have her lick my fingers . He says that'll teach her to keep her house in order.

pman06: Thats a nice idea. But is it that one has to join some government recognized bodies or organisations to get this loans? I think goverment grants will yield low interest to commercial banks, although i dont know if this is true or not.

Joining would make the whole thing easier, tho you would have to prove your mettle as a member of any organisation before they can have your back (that's the normal thing but we know the kinda society we've got). Either way, don't expect to get the loan swiftly and bear in mind that having experience is vital. A practicing farmer has higher chances than a newbie. You are also right about the interest rates which are quite reasonable (say 12% per year or per harvest) and you've got the good old moratorium. Are you a crop producer or into animal husbandry?

FOLYKAZE: use any dictionary that suit you. And know that most words are corrupted. Example is what God is in yoruba is different to how most dictionary put it.

I understand your point bro. I only wanted to clarify that the definitions on the page you cited are quite subjective. Most objective definitions will refer to spirituality as 'not relating to physical things' as well as 'relating to religious beliefs'. The former is not too different from what you've got, but the 'religion' tag cannot be exonerated.

nekaa: How long your nails are can show how irresponsible you are...

Babe you gotta be specific here and stop sounding like my mom's friend . The last time i checked, many ladies do anything to don artificial long nails (you know na, aka acrylic). Do u consider them irresponsible? Or it's just the naturally long ones that are irresponsible? I just dey ask o!