₦airaland Forum

rheether:
Dear Boyfriend, you have till 2020 to start making the millions..

Baby do you mean billions? cos am making the millions in pounds already.

DavidEsq:
Sori homie, I think u like needy girls; the ones who u think should have a void for u to fill in order for you to feel indispensable in the r/ship cos I expected u to move on as soon as u found out girl 2, lives with her parents.

Lool...

ivyicey:
But how many guys listen when a girl says no, I have one I have been telling no, but he doesn't listen. Thinking he can change my mind, I don't go out with him or ask him for anything.

Yeah guys don't listen when you ladies say no. The point is ladies can say no for several reasons. Why should I back off because you said you are seeing someone at the very first time. I'll keep trying especially if the conviction keep getting stronger by the day. But the point is the moment I see you wont change your mind and wanna maga me, I'll delete you with the speed of light. But being adamant is not a reason for you people to behave hungry and wretched.

Adonis3:
Guy come jam me for iya ife joint, ah go use orijin finish u! The emboldened has been my watchword in dating, unless of course ion want to be serious.

Lol!!!!!! save bro

Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

This is a very good topic....Listen carefully everybody.

I am also under this situation myself. I have been trying to cash out an insurance policy since 2014. Yes 2014. These guys are rogues, the procedure for taking up a plan is so easy but cashing out is like passing through the needles eye. I am not going to mention their name now, but I have promised them that by January if my cheque is not sent to me or my money paid in to my account I will narrate my ordeal with them on all Social Media, do a serious damage to their useless name and expose them

9jatriot:
Someone that has charged you for 100billion needs you more alive that your PDP friends. You are far more useful to him alive, whereas you have become a liability to your PDP friends and Dasuki since you can be a witness.

God will bless you for this response.

TINUBU is so popular and important in Nigeria that all politicians at the sight of small threat SCREAM!!!! his name. Omo, dey fear d guy pass BUhari. Don't blame them,

ASIWAJU; The Slayer of PDP

Hope please your destiny require an English lesson more than people's answers to this your question...My sincere advice though.

Hmmmm.......RED ALERT!!!!

Believe me FFK want to chop Linda's kpekus, that is the reason for the support.

This guys love for Ibo women aswear na die...afterward he'll come back to mock the girl and the entire tribe in public.

LINDA!!!!!!!!!! run run run...I tell you o

mrvitalis:
This guy is not serious... how can u earn half a million for 8 years and ur investment can only generate 200k a month..
... now I believe some people can't be rich no matter how much u give them

Learn to read well, he never said he's been earning over half a million for 8years.

This is the real reason why some people cant be rich no matter what!!!

Nigerians always fast to insult people.

HI GUYS, PLEASE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE AUDIT EXPERIENCE AND A UNIVERISTY DEGREE DO NOT BOTHER TO SEND YOUR C.V. IT WILL NOT BE ATTENDED TO, PLS DON'T CLOG MY BOX. THANK YOU

Lawlan:
can someone who have 2 years audit experience but with HND apply?

H.R said for this particular role...It is B.Sc.(2:1) with 1 year internal audit experience. Goodluck

Some people are just useless liars.....

1. where did the Bible come out from?
Even if the madam na olosho, her vagina cant be large enough to deliver a bible.]]Oshisco

watch out everyone...in the next few weeks, you'll hear anoda baby was born with the Quran....Some religious perverts don plenty for this country.

Hi Guys, please if you do not have audit experience don't bother sending your CV. I have gotten 6 CVs, only one person has a little bit of audit stint. I have passed the CV to the appropriate quarters. The remaining are not useful, for those who know they sent their CV without having audit experience please take note. Thanks for your interest.

Guys that have sent their CV, I have seen it. i'll do the needful. Goodluck

Hi Everyone,

This is not a scam or a joke. If you are or you know anyone with Internal Audit Experience (1 year, max). Preferably from KPMG, PWC, Deloitte or E& Y. Candidates from other Accounting firms such as PKF etc can also apply.

An Investment Company in Nigeria (specifically Lagos) is the interested party. The pay is somewhat above 200k. As I have said it is not a joke or scam.

ABEG note, you are not paying a dime for recruitment o. You send your CV and I'll pass it to HR for scrutiny. If you are qualified, you'll be contacted. That's all.

Please note you must be a University Graduate with 1year experience in Internal Audit.

You can send your CV to this mail address: lasisiabass@gmail.com

If you arequalifiedand you have doubt, It still shouldn't stop you from sending your CV. It doesn't cost money to send.

There appears to be strange developments between the United States and Nigeria, particularly as it concerns Abraham Lincoln and Obafemi Awolowo.

Abraham and Obafemi have seven letters each and Lincoln and Awolowo also have seven letters each. Lincoln was born in the ninth year of the 19th Century, 1809 and Awolowo was born in the ninth year of the 20th Century, 1909. Lincoln and Awolowo were both hired out as labourers when they were young. Lincoln and Awolowo were both lawyers and both practiced up to the Supreme Court. Lincoln and Awolowo were at first skeptical in their religious inclinations, before they were brought to religious conviction.

Lincoln and Awolowo, as adults, both studied Mathematics as a form of mental discipline. Lincoln and Awolowo were both Rosicrucians. Lincoln as a young man loved wrestling and relatedly Awolowo as a young man loved boxing. Lincoln presided over the civil war in his country to be described as the greatest American president and Awolowo was the chief strategist during the Nigerian civil war to be described as the best president Nigeria never had.

Lincoln and Awolowo both have universities named after them, the Lincoln University and the Obafemi Awolowo University. Lincoln as presidential candidate and Awolowo as presidential candidate were both endorsed by the Tribune Newspapers of their respective countries. There is the Lincoln Museum and there is as well the Awolowo Museum.

cutieviva69:
Sorry darl....THE ONE already exists nd he z smwhr watching (u knw wat I mean )

Loool @ he's watching.

To him (from wherever he's watching) - Guy be careful oooO, I no fear u o.

To you - Babe I AM THE ONE...

This @Op is soo deluded.......

This mindset is the major problem with you people...POWER is never handed to any tribe in Nigeria. It is claimed by the tribe through intelligence, hard work and STRATEGIC ALLIANCE. HAUSAs and YORUBAs have presided over this Country based on those things since 1999. IBOs will only provide a president when they learn how to do those things I stated. The South-Southerners are still pained about GEJ but they have learnt to let-go and be seen as NIGERIANs whose ultimate aim is the success of Nigeria. which will portray them well in the eyes of other regions. After June 12 1993, Yorubas were pained but they fought it as if it was a fight for democracy. Immediately after the whole thing, Yorubas moved on and you don't see them crying foul about how Hausa's betrayed them.

See ehn, IBOs have qualified people to preside over this country as much as any other region in this Country, if not more. But believe you me, you can only get it thru alliance. YORUBAs spear-headed the APC alliance to facilitate a HAUSA president because they have started thinking of how to produce another President after OBJ, which definitely will be thru alliance. Those that are intelligent are aware already and that's why TINUBU is a night-mare to them.

Nigerian politics is so interesting and requires intelligence, believe me. Those guys up there are so intelligent. IBOs need to calm down, forget about the last civil war, pretend as if they have forgotten it in order to get what they want. When an IBO becomes the President, then they can force Nigeria to re-address the unaddressed issues of BIAFRA. But if you think thru threats and violence you can get it, my brother that is a tall dream. Don't be surprised if even the SS produces another President before IBOs. See the way the SS leaders have tactfully dissociated from the Biafra agitation, pretended as if they were not pained by Jonathan's exit.

My Brother the first rule of any game is to study the rule of the game itself.

cutieviva69:
U sound exactly lyk ma bf....gd one op

ooh rily!!!....then let's start acting like am THE ONE (you know what I mean )

@Op...nice write up.

I know this might not make front page. but it is sure a good one.

We all need to learn to be disciplined and moral in this new world.

Our ladies most especially need to learn about SELF ESTEEM.. a lady with self esteem will know that opening of legs is only appropriate with a lawful partner. Our ladies please help us

The way Girls are wired is quite different from Guys... I think that is something we need to understand. The way Nigerian Girls are wired is even muchmore different from Girls of other origin. To them money and gifts are the only ways to communicate, if you can do either of the two. You are not capable. The annoying part is, they see it as a right that must be given. Mehn.. I just cant relate

Pastor Kumuyi: You better accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour or else your life will be like that....
Ogbeni Aregbe: Walahi if no be say this man na elderly man, I for collect mike for him hand.

truthman2012:
How were Muhammad's slaves dressing when he was raping them day and night?

When Boko Haram captured the Chibuk girls, I heard they were raping each of them 8 times day.

kikikikikikikiki..........I can see you are so pained because that guy called out your religion. That's the way they (muslims) feel when you decide to reason with your nose rather than your head. Obviously the Op also decided to reason the same way

truthman2012:
I read many books on demonology, i.e how demons and satan operate. Islam is the same with other satanic cults. The difference is, in islam allahh (satan) pretended as the God of Bible prophets.

One thing that is common to them all is the mode of worship. I listened to a programme on NTA some 30 years ago where a Christian, a muslim and an idol worshiper were invited for discussion. The Christian spoke, the muslim also spoke but when it came to the turn of the idolater, he said he had no much to say again as the muslim had said it all. He said there were so many similarities between his religion and islam.

At Mecca, they worship allahh exactly as arabian idolaters do as well.

Bros.....discrediting another man's religion will not take you to heaven. I bet if you channel the energy you dissipate in insulting Islam to your character, teachings of the Bible and the ways of God...trust me you'll be better off.



Some people will spend their life criticizing other people's religion and still end up in hell......#lobatan

Kikikikikikikikiki .............I am almost amazed everytime I see people like this Op trying all possible best to discredit another man's religion. @Op go and learn about tolerance and respect...devote more time to the teachings of the Bible and then you'll know that the ways of life is a mystery; impossible to comprehend by the ordinary. I am a Christian and I cant tell you that there are countless number of facts to doubt the authenticity of the Bible itself but because our utmost belief is in God we overlook the possibilities.

This Faleke Guy is sharp.Picking Audu's son is actually an excellent political move.

That was how I called this babe in the evening after getting home from work....asked if she was good.(I shldnt have asked that Q, cos they seem never to be good).

She said she's been fighting with her siblings cos they misplaced 20k. she said she was actually the one that misplaced it. I told her to search very well cos I cant understand why a grown up will be going about with cash and even misplace it. She was obviously expecting a kind of help from me from the way she sounded. I was kinda like (in my mind) help you out?
Does friendship automatically translates to helping you financially.

See ehn I wont lie to you...the way the present day girls see friendship.. the expectations are too high from the Guy.
I told her I pray they see it and I wished her a good night...chikena!!!... To give her something out of the 20k for me is not a problem but for someone to be expectant cos am ur friend is rather unreasonable.

Guys beware of all this online stores...Jumia and konga, they are rogues.

They are not reducing the price of their items, all they do is increase the price and slash it to the original price of the item some days ago. Infact the market price of the items is lower than their price.

This Op is from Ijebu....trying to make a case for Ijebu...Ijebu state.....so ugly to imagine