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Chaii why am I not so excited it's July again.

Person dey grow old every year.

This month's birthday is sooo significant to me.

Chaii 30yrs no be joke o

Nigerians are so STEWPID!!!!!

Always looking for an opportunity to bash anyone who does not share their view.

Ur bashing of another person's religion is not a guarantee of heaven.

Note: Religion is God's creation, I am so sure he is so powerful to unite the world under one religion but intentionally he gave alternatives.

Learn the attitude of choices and tolerance from God.

Ur religion; Xtianity or Islam does not need you as an advocate.

People here are so daft that they are not asking what the Nine guys did before jumping to conclusion.

For the records, I don not support any killing or taking of another person's life.

But Op note that the Sharia law is legally enshrined in the constitution of Nigeria. So you are wrong on the fact that they can't take decision using it.

The only way out is to seek redress in a higher court of higher jurisprudence which is the Supreme court in this case.

Nice one

I pity my people cos they suffer due to lack of Knowledge.

Buhari, Ojukwu, Alex Ekwueme were never ans are still not enemies.

But some people are using cheap blackmail to divide us.

We should be more concerned about the future of Nigeria rather than what happened btw Buhari, Ojukwu and Awolowo in the 60s.

God, when are we masses going to have brain in this country, Our politicians keep using divide and rule style to cheat us.

Am sure none of the Igbos here benefited form Ojukwu or Ekwueme's acquired wealth but his children yet we are here defending them like they give a Bleep about us.

O God of Wisdom, may you please borrow this Op a little wisdom in this life. Obviously she's in dire need of it.

While we are preparing for the election, let me share this beautiful piece I found with u:
The Clock is ticking,
Time is running
Card Reader is charging
PVC is ducting
Wind of change is blowing
Umbrella is leaking
Muazu is resigning
INEC is distributing
GMB is promising
Jonathan is insulting
Nigerians are willing
PDP is doubting
Ebele is bribing
Change is coming
Corrupt leaders shall be leaving
God is watching
PDP shall be packing
Sai Buharing!
I know you are smiling
Because am rhyming
keep on sweeping
Don't stop marching
Hahaha...can't stop laffing
Pleassssseeee start commenting












culled from FB

Spell it out for him

Guy am praying already...it must to hit FP ni o...lool

That awkward moment you think she's gonna accept you but when you tell her aw you feel about her and she's like "where is this coming from?, what!!"





























FTC....dancing shoki
Hey people say hi to me abeg

pls check your facts well...most especially I this era where nothing is hidden.

Professor Wole Soyinka did not graduate with 3rd class...u r still living on the old rumours his enemies circulated years ago.

U can find out on google

Bros, u r very right....I have been scammed too.

In 2012 I registered for a 2yr plan. Around June last year I started asking their guy managing me about my pay by Nov. 2014. He said my plan was for 5years, I said No way!!!. Shortly the kept asking me If I really needed the money, I should just continue. I got angry and insulted the guy that I have the right to decide what I want to do with my money.

To cut long story short, I have abandoned the money with them after series of stories and intentional stalling of the process.

They are thieves!!!!

Bro, your response is outstanding and brilliant I must say.

I come to this forum every evening after work to read the latest gists and most importantly laugh at some sarcastic comments by NLanders.

Your comment this evening really made my day.

I''ll like to add this; Nigerians should know that being a celebrity does not confer intelligence or superiority on any one. The 21st century style of trying to 'buy-us" using our so called celebrities should be rejected out rightly.

Yobo is a disgrace, just like his football career.

Good Job once again.

So good to be the FTC

Since you requested for it....I pray you win IJN

But pls note that betting no good o

My people beware of scam ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.
I just checked Dubbizle.com; it is an empty domain

1. Prepare for Questions like:
Describe yourself
Why do you want to work with us
Share an experience on a situation that happened and you had to take a tough decision
What motivates you. These questions are sure bet.

2. Dress Corporate and simple, preferably black suit, white shirt, red tie and polished shoe.

3. Maintain high contact all through; it shows how confident you are.

But mind you, do not appear rude in trying to show confidence.

Lastly, pray to God.

EdDave:
-If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it
into your pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d
lights went off.
- If u never waved @ white birds (Chekeleke) expecting your
nails
to b whiter
- If u never heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it your car!
- If u didn't mix Garri and sugar in your pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking
grass nd
sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you know its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't know.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't
know dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I know u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u
guilty?

God Bless you real Gooooodddd!!!!
for giving me a reason to laff this afternoon

@ Ops: I can bet it with everything, you grew up at IB......lool.

U r on point...But point 9 baffles me the most.....as in Guys with big cars in a face me I slap you apartment.

SHOW ME UR WIFE AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE

Looooolllllllllllll.......But truth be told GEJ and PEJ have rilly given us many things to laff about

It's like having Mr. Ibu and Sikiratu Sindodo as the Prexy and Wife.

HI friend,

I would advice you thread cautiously. Do not discard the advice of your pastor and do not act on it, just kip it behind your mind.

From your narration up there, the Guy's story to you sound scripted, so you need to thread with care.

Give him more time, be watchful and prayerful, If you are not totally in to him yet take a pause.

One thing is sure, no one can actually sustain pretense for a long time. The real person will eventually manifest.

Goodluck

MY Views:

Let me state clearly that I am a Nigerian from the West.

I agree with you that marrying an Ibo Lady has got its advantages but trust me it has it s disadvantages too.

There is nothing like generalisation, If a lady is good she's good not because of her place of birth or ethnic affiliations.

We should all pray to marry the right person and strive to be the right person for our future wives.

Tashaamania:
*Can you send me a nude pic?
this aint annoyin tho, but I dont usually send

But sometimes u do send.

Here are my views:
1. I think issues about ladies/girls are being over-flogged by NLders.
2. I think we've gotten what this section is for all wrong
3. I think Sex is over-rated in this Country.
4. I think we all need to set our mind to better things.