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ducii:
You are an Idiot, poor as a church rat.

Lets do a little math, say you work 10hrs a day(which by the way is impossible) multiply that by $20 = $200 a day.

Multiply $480 by 5 days(you claim to work 5 days a week) = $1,000 a week

Multiply that by by 4 weeks =$4,000 A MONTH

Multiply that by 12 Months =48,000.00( and that is even before taxes)

Not even close to $186,000 you claim to be making.

so run off you have been busted clown.

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There is something about your calculations that shows that you have never been to US.

I won't point it out.

Oh! And by the way 480x 5 is not equal to 1000.

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shango:
Part of the reason Nigeria and our people are in the state we are in is because a lot of us lack common sense. Anyone who thinks Linda Ikeji makes enough on a blog website to purchase a half a billion naira house or live the lifestyle she has portrayed publicly in the last five years is a mumu. A complete mums.

If you simply calculate how much companies pay for sponsored stories and ads on any website from CNN.com to MSNBC.com or any major website that is visited by millions worldwide and anyone would agree have more visitors than her blog (unless you are stupid enough to believe CNN.com gets less visitors daily than linda ikeji's blog) even those major worldwide websites do not make millions on their ADs and sponsored stories and they hire thousands of people. Yet she is buying million dollar houses on a blog that is run by herself.

You realize this is the first multimillionaire in the entire world that reached that level without hiring anyone (up until a year ago)?

Common sense isn't common my people

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Perhaps it could be because Linda has minimal overhead. No executives, employees, 401k, salaries, etc to worry about. So the amount she gets should be more than enough for her.
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I heard Banana Island is very expensive.

Congrats to her.

But the house sha.

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Nwanne, ife kalili.

Ife ana eme adiro easy.

Education & Enterprise: Anambra

Prostitution: Edo & Imo

Add yours...
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spikesC:
This is more about having sex with someone you got drunk with in a social environment, and they regret it the next day because they were intoxicated, therefore, they didn't know what they were doing.
Also, that you're kissing a girl doesn't mean she wants you to have sex with her.

The full consent of a thing came in last year (i believe) after a series of law suites in the UK and US surrounding misunderstanding of affections.
I believe it is being pushed now to be made a law. Therefore, you have to ask someone, literally, to have sex with you and they're required to respond, literally, in affirmation.

It has nothing to do with feminism but protecting and preventing unintentional rape cases (something only developed countries understand)

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I guess one has to draw a contract that will be binding to all parties involved before engaging in any sort of romantic action.

Initial here, there and sign here.

I wish.all men can embrace masturbation and let women be.
Bottom line: Stay away from crazy b#&ches.
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Failure to obtain full consent.

I don't understand.

Full consent vs. partial consent. Who decides?

I understand "no consent"

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Two things I learned about you today really surprised me:

1. You believed that Fashola indicted himself by the statement you quoted.

2. You believed that the so-called screening is of any significance.

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The statement is embellished.

That will be giving more credit to Barcanista than he deserves.

For his mind, he is now an elite courtesy of rabble-rousing on the net.
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Alams died because he failed to build a good hospital in Bayelsa

Those hospitals he would have gone to abroad were built by humans.

His failure in government finally caught up with him.

Like they say, you can run but you cannot hide.

What is happening to Alam's family seems as if the gods have come with vengeance.

Beware of the cries of the poor!



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ADUBA1:
I m suprise at how chauvinistic APC fans has become. NOI never implied dt GEJ govt was corrupt. She only regretted coming back to serve a very ungrateful nation, who never appreciated her effort but called her all kinds of names. She even implied dt d previous govt tried their best and dt she will like PMB to continue d fight. She went further to give a solution to curbing corruption in d petroleum sector in d form of PIB and dt it pained her dt PIB was not past becomes of external and internal forces.

I will advice we read news with open and not biased mind

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NOI was delivering the address in Pennsylvania. Didn't you notice her target audience?

The subtle and subliminal message she was passing along was not intended for the unlettered ones.

So I don't expect you to understand the comments she made.

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Only in a zoo like Nigeria would a daft, clueless and uninspiring "imbe" be called a President.

Jonathan has zero qualities of a leader. He was an usurper that has always depended on providence for survival.

Every society deserves the leadership she gets. But Nigerians have really suffered a lot.

He to whom more is given, more is expected. With the Ph.D appended to his name, GEJ still couldn't communicate, act or analyze beyond the level

of a junior secondary school student. And his minions took full advantage of this handicap even to the point of making sure that he

remains inebriated all day.

When Abati (the Presidential spokesperson) had to defend GEJ in public about rumoured ogogoro consumption was when I knew that Nigeria was heading to abyss.

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magicminister:
When did having a tattoo become a sign of irresponsibility? ?
Naija logic can be very amusing.

Eeven if he is an armed robber,

Was he armed when he attacked the army captain?? No
Did the army captain shoot an unarmed man?? Yes


Case closed.

It could be you or your loved ones next time.
Lets say no to injustice.
There is no two ways about it.

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If my loved one has that kind of tattoo, na me go buy the koboko dem go use flog am well well.

I go even add bottles of orijin for the soldiers.

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Hizzy:
Because he has tattoo on his body he has sin against you and God so tattoo is now illegal in Nigeria OK

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He didn't sin against me or God.

Tattoo is not illegal in Nigeria.

As sad as it, with all the tattoo on his body, I think dem no beat am well.

Tattoo is for criminals and criminals wanna-be.

Just as sagging (started as a trend in prison for gays to advertise their a.ss) is for homosexuals and homosexuals wanna-be.

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This is very sad indeed.

This is a reminder that we are still Nigerians.

You draw tattoos all over your body, you fit the profile

...then stuff like this is bound to happen.

If they had killed him, any person that sees all these tattoos will believe that he is an armed robber for sure.

The Americans these id.iots are copying have some level of protection under the law that doesn't exist in Nigeria.

He should expect more backlashes in life since he decided to tattoo himself.

Last week was the police beating a dude with tattoos in Benin.

This week is the army shooting a dude with tattoos in Benin.

If there is an armed robbery incident in the city, this guy will always be arrested with all kinds of trumped all charges.

He has marked himself for extortion. The price for stupidity.


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Truckpusher:
"It could" simply means that it could also not be the reasons .

Back to topic ; I maintain that your messiah is super clueless , abdated and can't function in a 21 century economy with her unending challenges.
How do you even start with a man that waited for almost how many months to come up wih an ordinary ministerial list only to come up with a "thank you for helping me win the election" list....smh
By the time the economy crumbles under his feet , maybe just then you guys might just wake up.

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What I find funny is:

GEJ was clueless. His God-father Edwin Clark (who should know him well) attested to that recently.

When the opportunity for replacement came up, all of you modern day economists that know how to solve the problems of Nigeria recoiled in your shelves and failed to pick nomination forms. Buhari contested and won. Now all of you crawled out of your shelves to cry wolf.

What stopped you from contesting?

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Truckpusher:
Who's talking about the SS here bro.
They aren't worse off as every region in this country are in the same boat.Go Figure and stop dreaming.
As long as Buhari is a stark illiterate who got to where he is from the backdoor - he'll remain a 21 st century blunder in this generation.

The man who studied zoology upto a P.hd level in Nigeria had a passion for something your little mind can never comprehend.

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Sometimes it is not about passion.

It could be the only available department based on exam score.

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Truckpusher:
A mangled handover yet the same GEJ shutdown a bill that was suppose to make any incoming President docile with no powers ?

If he was so bitter he wouldn't have sent the bill back to the house.
You can believe whatever you want but hey! There are reports that comes from these agencies and can be sourced for , so how many years does one need to prepare himself if he's gunning for a job that is as difficult as the number one man in the country?
Buhari is a grade 1 Olodo and a product of a quota system.

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Call Buhari whatever but I am more impressed with his style than the Fedora-wearing zoologist (who goes to university to study Zoology up to Ph.D level in Nigeria?)

Let the Auditor-General present the report as demanded or be ready to join the unemployment pool.

It is not without a doubt that Buhari is a beneficiary of the quota system. But he is walking through where graduates fear to thread.

One opportunity God gave the SS to ameliorate their condition fell on the lap of a clueless man who blew it big time. Today they are worse off.

There you have it.
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Truckpusher:
Lots of those reports as part of Nigeria's pledge in combatting global house warming now goes to the President for urgent consideration and action.

Truth is that Buhari didn't read his handover note properly.As a president you're suppose to be abreast with the day to day national concerns on a matter of such magnitude and not chasing oppositions up and down over nothing.
Buhari, will run Nigeria like a crippled man's farmland.

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A mangled handover that is.

You believe that GEJ's team recovering from a lost election will give a hand over note without rigging it with booby traps for Buhari to fail.

SMH.

Let the house cleaning continue....
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Lol.

The Auditor-General wanted to be smart by half.

Buhari called out his B.S

I bet you next time he will put more effort in his reports and presentations. Others now know that Buhari is paying close attention. For once, it feels like someone is in charge.

Shame on GEJ. This is how they used his head to play table tennis. Ph.D is overrated.

@ seunmsg: it seems that you are more interested in the technicalities than the content, or do I say, validation of the report. This is one of those cases when education becomes "too much of a good thing".
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Dhugal:
*sigh*
I won't even go Igbo-wide,Anambra state alone will suffice.
The Onitsha monarchy,though presiding over a well known city,does not and cannot hold a candle to the Eze Nri and the Igwe Nnewi.
Being popular does not a custodian of culture nor foremost King make.Onitsha monarchy is but a baby placed beside the antiquity of Nri or Nnewi.
If any traditional ruler in Anambra should lay claim to being custodian of Igbo culture,it's the Eze Nri followed by Igwe Nnewi.
Go check how the Traditional Rulers Council in Anambra is ordered,backed by law,before you make more childish show of yourself.
Btw,the Emirship of Kano may be popular,but his overlord still remain the Sultan of Sokoto.
You would educate me over something you know nothing about,smh.
Let's not detract from celebrating a worthy monarch,an awesome heritage.Just cool it with the overly enthusiastic verbiage.

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Eze Nri and Igwe Nnewi would come before Obi of Onitsha.

But don't forget that Igbo culture has been messed up by moneybags. Without his wealth, Igwe Achebe will not be influential.

Just a side note, even some towns today have retired and professional 419ers as Igwe. That's how much Igbo culture has been dismantled. Go figure!
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What a waste of life?!

People spend millions building houses and buying expensive cars, but they will not spend about N300k to purchase emergency medical devices knowing that emergency medical assistance in Nigeria is almost nonexistent. Dude possibly was down for a long time resulting in oxygen starvation to the brain.

Penny wise, pound foolish.
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Some people sef.

Una oga dey serve years in jail in UK.

And una deny Nigeria dey expect salaries.

Ibori go laugh tire.

No be only salary, na larasy una go get.

The arrest, arraignment and subsequent incarceration of Ibori should have been the clue to look for another job. No! Not to Daily Independent staff. Now they have learned the hard way.
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I thought that Nigeria hit the bottom with GEJ.

But by recent event, I can only pray for double bottom.

Buhari is beginning to seem like a dead cat bounce.

I can smell bearish continuation in the future.
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California30:
Nigeria is the sweetest country on earth.
Though we have bad government, bad roads, bad electricity, poor water supply, no good schools, no health care, no good transportation system.
I wonder how Nigeria will be if we have all these.

People will always say bad things about Nigeria but you need to travel out of Nigeria to appreciate being Nigerian.
God bless Nigeria.
I will kill for my country.

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That's the psychological illusion people use to survive.

Nothing is sweet about Nigeria.

People that travel out regret being a Nigerian. Of all the major countries in other continents, it is only the major country in Africa that is still stuck in the stone age?

And this is what all the sweetness is all about?

When white people shit on Blacks, and you remember Nigeria, one cannot help but agree with them. If you must hate, why must you hate yourself? Nigerians are loathsome.
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This is what has been missing in Nigeria for a very long time.

You mess up at your job, you get fired. Simple as that.
It breeds efficiency.

Can Buhari fix Nigeria? I don't think so because no society is perfect. Every Nigerian born after 1990 has been raised under the culture of impunity and corruption--where anomalies are seen as normal. It will take decades to configure or reprogram their brains to normal way of thinking.

One remarkable thing in his tenure is that there is little or no room for nonsense as tolerated by that goat from Otueke.
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Yeah. He slipped into coma alright.

Motherf&$#ker committed suicide.

The fear of extradition!

They should keep an eye on Kashamu.

I learned that rat poison is not expensive
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A typical blackman.
He stashed his loot abroad and couldn't develop his home state. And in time of illness, he couldn't access his loot and died in another state because he failed to build a world-class hospital in Bayelsa.
His loot is as good as lost. The foreign banks.will make a lot of money off of the loans from the fund. The lawyers will feed fat. If and when Nigeria gets the fund repatriated, it will be a smaller percentage. And in all, the poor Bayelsans lose.
And the same Bayelsans see him as another hero. Go figure!
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SSpeter:
I dont know why you are so pessimistic...perhaps you are a cynic...bro over here (my family) we don't do relationship and drama...when it's time for you to settle down...we make recommendations or someone refers...better still we network...max 3months if it doesn't lead to marriage we advise you to cut it off...we love it that way...Sell your oracle to someone else...

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Being in a relationship is very relevant. I have stopped getting involved in solving family problems here. You should hear the stories. Forget all about the public display of affection. It is either you choose your wife or you will live to regret it especially if you are not from the North.
Mark your calendar. The marriage will fail in 3 -5years.
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Sweetlemon:
I hate stories like this walahi!
Who the hell do some "family" think they are to dictate your life partner to them?
Your brother too na sissy. Unless of course if he didn't love his other gf, then he's not a real man for dumping his love just because some selfish family. Mtcheeeew.

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LOL.
He will learn the hard way.
He let selfish family members dictate his life in 2015.
Most ladies will marry anyone to jet out of Nigeria.
Even in all these, the OP didn't even consider if the lady was in any relationship or not. He assumed already that they knew everything about the lady.
I wish them luck. But I already know how it will end.
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SSpeter:
My Dad met my Mum few DAYS to the weeding for the first time....I have older siblings and cousins who have married this way we have existed like this since Adam...nd no family dramas. We are archaic but we love it that way. Your oracle lie today...

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Your mom and dad met few days to the wedding for the first time? Not in 2015 for sure.

It is same as iPhone 6 being compared to Nokia 3310. The latter worked well when it was en Vogue. But time has changed. If your cousin is moving back to Nigeria, good. You are only interested in matching them. But you won't be there during the marriage phase.

If he lives in UK, US or Canada, the marriage is dead on arrival. I give it 3 years.
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Marriages by arrangement like this pack up after 3 years. Two strangers that share nothing in common other than being introduced by a family member. There are too.many failed Nigerian marriages in diaspora. Your cousin is letting go the love of his life because of the archaic and thwarted idea of "marrying from the village" kind of mentality.

When he brings her over, get to know the real her and settled, chances are he will still go back to his college gf for flings.

Reading your story again about the requirements, it seemed that you found your fantasy woman for your cousin. Are those his requirements as well?

When the inevitable happens, you will be in the crossfire.
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RedCapChief:
Nigerian organizations are scarcely helpful on a systematic level e.g I know of a program that is being run by the Association of Syrian doctors in America which new doctors integrate into the system. There is a similar program for latinos. Nigerian Physicians in the US, despite their large number, don't have anything like that.

As for adultery, envy and snitching, I really have not have any experience with that. Have you?

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I used to.donate to Anambra state Association for their annual medical mission to Anambra state. I volunteered once. But I found out that it is more of a political jamboree than healthcare delivery. I cut them off. Today they are in court because of embezzlement. Dr. Pius Okafor (the father of the NBA star, Emeka Okafor) decided that enough is enough and sued. The association is now divided into two factions. The same thing is happening in Imo, Enugu, WIC, and other numerous organizations. Some claimed that they had received death threats.

Dude, the ones that have better things to do just stay away. It is always those that had stayed about 30+ years in US that are causing all the problems. Go figure.