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missberrypop5:
funny girls don't rock because most guys see it as "being attractive"? Few guys like funny girls, majority goes for the classy looking babes and barbie dolls who behave like a day old chick.
Since many girls need the attention from the male folk, the funny ones among them hide the funny personality in them.

Lol.

There are so many wrong assertions in your post, and If I were to start discussing on each of them, you may end up having sore eyes because I'm quite the lengthy "talker".... Be that as it may... Having a good sense of humor is a very attractive trait, in both men and women.

okzcorp:
I diagree with you. A lady once told me she hates SARcASM.Some are just too lazy to process properly what they read or hear .

I could hug you a million times for this.

They can't process sarcasms at all.... Not the subtle ones, not even the obvious ones, the best they may end up doing is getting angry at your "incoherence". Smh

missberrypop5:
and you forgot that a funny guy's character can be contagious. Once he has that beautiful sense of humor, it make make a very dry, witty-less girl more lively than him.
Funny dudes rock jor.

Of course his character can be contagious, funny guys rock- Ofcourse they do... I'm funny and I rock, so I know . The issh is, why can't "funny girls rock too"?

extremelygolden:
Probably because you fell into the hands of "boring" ladies, but I tell you, most of us are fun to be with especially if you flow along too.
And my case is far from being subjective self appraisal. Only those that know me that can attest to that.

Well then, good for you, particularly, good for your friends who enjoy your company... But really you can't speak for most of you, you can only absolutely be sure about yourself... Moreover , this lack of humor thing is even more generic than giving apportioned percentages... The reason being, an average Nigerian girl thinks it's a man's duty to do all the talking and make her interested in her, she feels she's doing him some "rare-earth-metal" favour by even giving him audience at all and with this type of mindset perpetuating itself amongst all of you the result becomes thus "The average Nigerian girl is boring"

hedonistic:
True. It takes a sense of humour to appreciate a sense of humour. Unfortunately, most of these girls are too dense and witless for that . Unless you mean humour as a one way traffic, in which case the man becomes a clown performing a solo show.

Exactly!

extremelygolden:
Then you haven't tried me.

Maybe you make up for the remaining "5%“......or maybe not, as far as your statement goes, it may just be subjective self appraisal.

Mel/San - 75%/25%

-Words of Affirmation
-Physical Touch.

*Swallows spit*




Future wife... Shey you're hearing now

All this akamu I've been saving... It had better not be for wrapper and buba on my bed

Late twenties?... already doing his Ph.D?. . Big ups to your friend.


That's all I just wanted to say, I have no contribution for the romantic side of your post

Very common with girls after NYSC

Tocheagle:
SPIRIT HUSBAND

Hahahahaha!!!

elantraceey:
you nor need to open my nyansh like this na


i've heard this a thousand times

I've not said those words in 7years.... and I don't intend to do so until I'm sure that If after I say it and the world comes to an end, I won't go to hell for lying.

They won't hear






Elantraceey... Come and hear ooo

So that Nobleval will not send you back to Ipledge

Chaiii...... Breastz (it's better this way than bossom, abeg what is bossom ) talk is almost getting to 3 pages, even without front page popularity

Men and Breastz sha

I think the guy knew exactly what he was doing, there's no guy with red blood flowing through his veins that won't know if he was resting on breastz or not.

Sorry for the pain sha... Just massage with hot water and abo-niki

elantraceey:



i thought you made a new year resolution not to follow me around?

I no follow you oo

You're the one following me

elantraceey:
lolz, don't try to gues because you'll definitely guess wrongly

I see you're shinning in this thread again... Miss Nairaland Introverted-Shy Sweetest Heart

I don't like absolutely shy girls... because they can be quite a bore... or maybe better put, I don't like absolutely introverted girls, there's a difference between being shy and being introverted and both can be mutually exclusive.

Any girl I consider date-able/court-able should have atleast a moderate chunk of "spuunk" and effervescence in her.

lagmostkuit:
Am a shy girl to the core buh I party and drink!!

What exactly are you shy about

ireneony:
bros, if I were girlfriend I will ask you to marry me because you are really getting old.
It will get to a stage that only divorcee and windows will be the only one that will be interested in you.

Hahahahaha!!!
LMNO

So the question is... Do you want to be my girlfriend?

11. A man should never ask a woman to marry him, he should instead abscond with her to the himalayas and live with her there till the end of time.

95% of girls that have "He must have a sense of humor" as one of their necessary tick boxes, don't even have any sense of humor themselves... Very dry, Witty-less girls... Very odd but true

Hmmm

Jayne2014:
A friend told me his wife's list included drilling of borehole, 2 bride prices, one for father and one for the mother amongst others. Akwa ibom state.

If X = number of Single Eligible ladies in Nigeria
and Y= Cost of marrying an Average igbo lady.

Find Dy/Dx with reference to x



100 marks

No be today I don sabi say E don be for Imo girls.... Especially Mbaise!!!


Even if I'm drunk ten times over.... Nothing can make me marry an igbo girl

Except the love wey I get for am don strrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong wella

elantraceey:
The freshness abi

Exactly....



It got Swag too

elantraceey:



Inza you hear?

Hahahahaha!

I don hear ooo

elantraceey:
them ban you again?

Nope.


I'm just feeling this moniker

elantraceey:
You suppose don turn cofoumder self

Ofcourse

juianne95:
na u sabi oo...I don try

You try

juianne95:
ohk na...wot of ife winfrey

Ehen.... That Ife make sense because Ife means "love".... But that winfrey though