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Ploutos:

InZA has been drooling over someone's pictures .

Once in a while I allow myself

No be everytime person go dey carry life for head

It's unfortunate that I can't emphatically say "OP you're wrong"

MizTyna:
None

You have finally changed your profile picture.



Finally!


Ahhh ahhh... Please don't be stingy with your pictures abeg

publicenemy:
The best way to be caring to a woman is to first show no care at all...and when she starts complaining you show little..then she will be satisfied...becos if you show too much care she will take you for granted.

What are you doing with all this your wisdom. You need to share it oooooooo.


1million likes man!

1bkaye:
I know right

Ohh I apologise.... I thought you were quoting me with respect to some other thread about "above 30 ladies"


Lol.


Forgive my mistake.

1bkaye:
Yasss

You can even see the way they chat.

"Yes" has become "Yasss"

Prodigees of jenifa

Fourwinds:
i support u. Most ladies below dat age fall short of most of what OP has listed. Deir behaviour is appalling

Appalling is even an understatement.

Their yeye no be small

1bkaye:
What else do you expect from a Nigerian man?

A Typical Nigerian woman answer

Moana:
abeg sharrap i passed shakara phase when i was 18

Where did you see shakara in my initial post?

oromankirisi:
The last one Inza!

Hehehe... I'm sure you're in that age bracket.

oromankirisi:
Saddening

There are three *paragraphs*

Which of them saddens you

1stola:
JUST PRESS:
Wǒ xiǎng chī wǒ xiǎng xī mǔrǔ. Wǒ xūyào yīgè gānjìng
qīngxīn de niánqīng yīndào sǎoshè. Wǒ xiǎng chī wǒ xiǎng
xī mǔrǔ. Wǒ xūyào yīgè gānjìng qīngxīn de niánqīng yīndào
sǎoshè. Wǒ xiǎng chī wǒ xiǎng xī mǔrǔ. Wǒ xūyào yīgè
gānjìng qīngxīn de niánqīng yīndào sǎoshè. Wǒ xiǎng chī
wǒ xiǎng xī mǔrǔ. Wǒ xūyào yīgè gānjìng qīngxīn de
niánqīng yīndào sǎoshè. Wǒ xiǎng chī wǒ xiǎng xī mǔrǔ.
Wǒ xūyào yīgè gānjìng qīngxīn de niánqīng yīndào sǎoshè.
我想吃我想吸母乳。我需要一個乾淨清新的年輕陰
道掃射。我想吃我想吸母乳。我需要一個乾淨清新
的年輕陰道掃射。我想吃我想吸母乳。我需要一個
乾淨清新的年輕陰道掃射。我想吃我想吸母乳。我
需要一個乾淨清新的年輕陰道掃射。我想吃我想吸
母乳。我需要一個乾淨清新的年輕陰道掃射。
GOODLUCK.

This is the craziest shiii I've seen this week..... I've just been laughing since!!!

I can't even see the screen well to type because I can't laugh while my eyes are open.

RedBenson:
A neighbourhood brother was seriously angry with his younger bro this morning when he realised that the plates his fiancee ate with when she visited last night was not washed by his younger brother. The guy may have purposely refused to wash the plates cos he believes it's an insult for a lady (be it his senior or junior) to have eaten from a plate and lacked the basic womanly manners to leave it unwashed. Since the dude who's a student and well over 25yrs realised that on no account a mere lady who should be respecting men would rather try to bring him down to that extent and thus refused to wash the plates. This issue acutally caused a thickened uproar between the two brothers up to the point the elder brother was telling the younger one "finish your school asap and leave my house...nonsense". Well the elder brother later went and washed the plates furiously angry with his sibling. The fact that he even supported the lady on such act is what surprised everyone.
The question is, what RIGHT does a lady (be it a wife or fiancee) have to keep the plates she ate with for her brother in-law to come wash for her? Who should rather do that to who? Smh @women of nowadays. No iota of manners in them again.

That's a very condescending expression in my own opinon

Is it just me or is there actually and absolutely nothing about this screen shot.

MizMyColi:
No light
No fuel.

I haven't listened to music since today

Be listening to the one in your mind.... that you've already played days ago.

MizMyColi:
Rubeech!

Another thread to claim man-righteousness.

So, what about the men who patronize them?

What are they to be called Bro?

I wonder what drives Men who think of women as an easy prey to pick on, they derive joy in dissecting the lives and activities of the everyday woman, while feigning ignorance to their own mischievous ways.

Somehow, they keep loosing sight of the fact that they create this demand for so called prostitutes, that it takes two or more to tango.

Nne...BE CALM AND PLAY QUIZUP

Above 30 is too far in my own opinion.


You'd see these qualities in ladies who are between 25-28years.

Ladies below this age range are still in their yeye phases

Nneka123:
Take your ass to Fashion section.

Please learn to apply sense in your reply to a sensitive issue. I hope in real life you're not as silly as the reply you gave.

It's a good thing I use glo.

At least before Adenuga's conoil's reserve will finish,

Everything should have been back to normal.

Sai Adenuga

prettybella:
Black mentality SMH... meanwhile I run a black market ooo n I sell for 100N per liter

If na play stop am

amokeme:
I agree with the poster above me, talk to her first... And if she doesn't change then, the attitude is inbuilt

This is totally unrelated to this thread.....and today is not the first day I've noticed it-You have a warm-looking-pretty face

There's just something about this Chioma of a lady that I love....I don't know what it is....She can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned. She's an effortlessly pretty lady with a warm and pleasing demeanor

So prior to this time, he didn't feel the need to tell his friend's girlfriend about her boyfriend's ulterior motives. It just happens to be now that he deems it fit after being turned down by his friend


Both the friend and the prospective snitch are birds of the same feather.

I didn't want to read it before



But I'm glad I did.


Nice piece.



A Typical Nigeria parent would have slapped the mouth of that girl (in slow motion) as she was about to take a bite on the second apple.

I think we should learn how to treat every situation within their peculiar context - I understand that when giving a gift, it's the heart that matters, but you can hardly say someone who earns 100k a month and gives a 1k perfume, has a good heart. As far as I'm concerned that's a form of urban witchcraft. (I'm not saying this is exactly the case here, I'm just giving an example)

I understand that she may have other plans for her money, after all it would be asking too much, if one expected such a person to buy her boyfriend a Galaxy Edge or maybe a Play station 4 - These items of course are above and beyond her capability considering her salary... There's even a caveat to that assertion but that's talk for another day.

The point is.... If you can truly afford getting your boyfriend a smart phone or some pricey gadget you know he would totally trip for- then get it. Don't come under the guise of "It's the heart that matters"... Your money is where your heart is.... So if your heart is truly with your boyfriend - You will get him something really worthy.

IcyIcy:
Is it really true nigerian ladies dont buy gifts for their men except boxers and singlets or is it just a joke?

Yes it is.

It's not just a weird form of sarcasm or metaphor.

It's literally true.

Hope I've answered your question.

As long as the earth remains round and the sun shines golden yellow... There would always be stu:pid girls, Girls with very little sense who have lost all traces of moral integrity. So unfortunately, the poster's advice will do very little to change girls like that.

As for me though.... I must marry a virgin. Sikena.

Evina:
Hahahaha.

In this fuel scarcity, shareholders of petrol stations are unaware of the scarce situation.

The husband is the sole proprietor of the wife's body, so he should know where to get tankers who'll supply fuel.

Chaaaaaaiiiiiiii

Evina:
I disagree with the highlighted!

If a wife denies the husband sex, the husband should press the right buttons. As in input the right password. You know, turn on the ignition.

What if there's no fuel.

Especially in this fuel scarcity

If the girl is worth it. I'd do all this and more.

But If she's all this yeyerized chewing gum girls that type like : "Ello bae xup, jez chekin up on u. R we stil goin out 2nite".... Girls like this are definitely not worth all that stress.

Babs015:
your BVN can be done in any bank, it doesn't matter whether you open your account there or not and one single registration covers all other occounts you may have (that is if you have multiple accounts)

Ohh alright...Thanks for explanation.