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Romance › Re: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by ireke(m): 4:10pm On Aug 07, 2018*

Nobodys:
Friends with a man enveloped with so much hotness .. Hmmmm dats punishment... Evil spirit can just control somebody one day and before you know .

I get your point though,......guess I was too shy.

I swear I'm liking you already. grin

#simplyhonest

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Phones › Re: How Airtel Subscribes You To Their VAS Services Without Your Knowledge (Photo) by ireke(m): 11:42am On Jul 10, 2018

beejay247:
So I am not the only one they do this to.... ;

Whenever this happens, I do go to twitter to cause trouble and I will drag NCC, CPC

Just forget getting your money back because that won't happen

Those people are thieves and trying to put the blame on the customer, saying you click on the pop up...

I followed up and got my money back. It was 50naira but you should know it's not just about the money. People called me a hungry man but who cares. I porbably can feed the generation of some of those people. Funny enough that was the last time I noticed their deductions. No be say I too dey check before self.

Travel › Re: Otedola Bridge Explosion Victim In Hospital Speaks: 'It Was Like A War' by ireke(m): 3:30pm On Jun 30, 2018

EgunMogaji:
Your story is incomplete and is an affront to your fellow citizens.

Show pictures of trains making delivery at a gas station or you folks need to stop your lies.

Oga mi, I wan answer the guy before but as I see you, I just gentle.

That's one of our problems in Nigeria o. MISDIAGNOSIS. then we begin copy solutions without even understanding our problems and the peculiarity of our situation.

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Travel › Re: Otedola Bridge Explosion Victim In Hospital Speaks: 'It Was Like A War' by ireke(m): 3:26pm On Jun 30, 2018

jaxxy:
Thats part of the problem with Nigerians we agre 2 much rather than taking action even here on NL... A tanker spilled its contents and ure rite next to it arguing if its petrol or diesel.

I was also thinking about that. In my mind I was like "even if water tanker falls and I'm around the area, n.a. other people go come gist me later because I no go wait".

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Travel › Re: Otedola Bridge Explosion Victim In Hospital Speaks: 'It Was Like A War' by ireke(m): 3:24pm On Jun 30, 2018

TrumpedL:
But a dashboard video in circulation showed that the tanker was stationary. Why this lie?

It wasn't stationary. It was rolling backwards but you're quite right that the dashboard video does not corroborate this account of the incident. Another thing is that if he heard the explosion that close, he wouldn't be battling with burns alone. Again, I wonder if he is the same person in the 2 pictures.

Leave them jare. Maybe he wants the free honey and fresh fruits that someone was offering to the victims of the mishap. grin

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Romance › Re: I Just Lost Respect For Some Women Yesterday by ireke(m): 11:54pm On Jun 26, 2018

LukeSkywalker78:
man... I like this gal a lot that's why the relationship could last this long. To fumble in front of her friends could be Game Over for me. Her friends opinion about me could sway her attention away from me. It has happened to me. Twice.

Don't send or sell yourself into perpetual slavery because you want to impress some people.

Romance › Re: Bubu Not Smiling With The Coach After The Nigeria & Argentina Match by ireke(m): 11:52pm On Jun 26, 2018

Bubu may be the greatest loser of this soccer match because now that Nigeria is out we will have more time for him and his APC

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Sports › Re: Segun Odegbami Visits Super Eagles In Russia Ahead Of Match With Argentina by ireke(m): 6:02pm On Jun 26, 2018

dominique:
It's 'Mathematician' not 'Mathematical'

It is mathematical jare. Go and check again.

"Mathematical Segun Odegbami" copyright of Ernest Okonkwo

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.completesportsnigeria.com/odegbami-man-named-mathematical-ernest-okonkwo/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjNhsTC5_HbAhUJHjQIHfqcBEAQFjAAegQIABAB&usg=AOvVaw2CQ7AHnF8dYMccNA4zPDPI&ampcf=1

Celebrities › Re: Gifty Powers: If You Don't Like My Nude Photo, Break Your Phone by ireke(m): 5:29pm On Jun 26, 2018

I think I admire the fact that this girl is almost always at peace with her stupidity.

Celebrities › Re: Sunday Omobolanle 'Papi Luwe' Rocks Super Eagles Jersey In Style (Photos) by ireke(m): 3:51pm On Jun 26, 2018

kallmemrB:
Fine Papi luwe...Love his act,he didn't expire like baba suwe

Please don't even compare both of them. Aluwe has been relevant since the 70s. So go figure

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Watched Nigeria-Iceland Match On His Phone (Photo) by ireke(m): 9:57pm On Jun 22, 2018

Cacawa2:
Why not an iPad?

Will he collect football match viewing allowance for this?

He's a pastor. He's not as corrupt as other politicians. He will just collect the inconvenience allowance grin

Business › Re: Man Who Returned Lost N500k & Was Given N2k Cries Out by ireke(m): 4:52pm On Jun 11, 2018

Please help me tell the guy that "if you found money and returned it because you hoped for a reward, YOU ARE A THIEF." You only returned for the fear of being caught. Like yoruba will say "oju lo ka e mo"

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Sports › Re: Meet The Mother Of Sam Okwaraji: "FG Has Abandoned" (Photos) by ireke(m): 5:09pm On Jun 06, 2018

GavelSlam:
Buhari's government is a listening government.

I'm very sure something would be done about this shortly.

Is this sarcasm or What? Don't we all know that baba bubu has ear infection among other things grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Former President George HW Bush Admitted To Hospital In Maine by ireke(m): 5:10am On May 28, 2018

OmoAdebi:
Get well soon

Is it "Get well soon" or "Go well soon"? The only thing that will matter to me at that age is to go in peace with no discomfort and minimal disruption to my relatives lives

Properties › Re: Pls Help: Breaking Of My Shop & Stealing Of My Property By My Landlord (Photos) by ireke(m): 9:28am On May 26, 2018

Imole477:
I'm yoruba & the Landlord is yoruba too. I wonder why people are turning it into a tribal issue & twisting the issues.

It's sad that some people have tribalized this matter.

In my opinion, You actually weakened your case when you did not describe or mention the details of what caused the initial confrontation in your first post. I am not a lawyer or a judge but that is usually a pointer to someone trying to play the victims card. I won't mention other weak points in your story so that I don't sound rude.

Having said the above, I will advice you to
1. take the matter to the office of the public defender at Alausa (www.opdlagos.org). While you are seeking public opinion, you can also ensure you are taking legal actions to make the landlord and his team answer for their actions.
2. Work with a lawyer to get your story straight and cover the loopholes. Focus on ensuring you have a water tight story and forget the need to get the other party in trouble and you will be surprised at how well things will turn out.

All the best.

Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Bleep Cousion Brothers Wife Without Protection by ireke(m): 5:05am On May 25, 2018*

What you tried to describe may be safe. The real danger to you and people around you is your English.

You may choose to speak/write vernacular or use the time you spend to imagine sleeping with other people's spouses to work on developing yourself.

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Romance › Re: I'm Confused About My Fiancee's Family PLEASE READ by ireke(m): 1:07am On May 20, 2018

I didn't see any mention of your own parents (or your people if your parents are not available) in your write up. Do they know that you are planning to get married? Are they aware of your partner's pregnancy and her parents' behaviour?

I won't give any specific advise because I don't know the specifics of the situation from the side of your own family. However, I think the whole matter could be resolved in the twinkle of an eye if your own people/parents are involved.

Crime › Re: Robbery At A Bank In Ilorin This Afternoon Is False - Police by ireke(m): 12:55pm On May 18, 2018

What a police force. They are always confused. Or how else do you explain the fact that the "fake news" was released today (18th May) and the response from police is dated 19th May (tomorrow)?

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Crime › Re: Armed Robbery Presently At Unity Road Ilorin Kwara State Please Watch Out by ireke(m): 12:50pm On May 18, 2018

ABIOLAXYZ:
MODs
PRESS RELEASE

19/5/2018

FALSE ROBBERY ALARM IN ILORIN.

The Command is shocked to recieve an avanlanche of calls from panic stricken individuals, arising from a false alarm to the effect that Robbers are operating in some banks along Unity and Taiwo Areas, the alarm is false, fake and a ploy to cause unnecessary panic in the minds of the people.The command wishes to assure members of the public of their safety, and its preparedness to provide needed security cover for all the banks in particular and people of Kwara in general. Members of the public are advised to be vigilant and make information of untoward movements to the police please.

Dsp Okasanmi Ajayi
Police Public Relations Officer
For : Commissioner of Police
Kwara State Command.

This release that do not even have the correct date

Nairaland General › Re: I Make N600,000 Every Week’ – Bobrisky Reveals Shocking Details Of His Lifestyle by ireke(m): 3:04am On May 18, 2018

okwabayi:
I don't believe him.
One thing I wonder: if most Nigerians hate homosexuals, cross dressers and transsexuals then who are the 600,000+ followers he has on social media? I know the followers aren't foreigners because I come across comments in Yoruba, Igbo and it won't surprise me to see a bit of Hausa here and there.

Nigerians: a hypocritical bunch.

Hahaha.... You can't even start to call us (nigerians) hypocrites because of this small one.

My country that has over 90% of the population being either Christians or Muslims and yet breweries and distilleries are smiling to the bank with profits.

Any small thing wey babe do, na so you go dey hear "olosho" upandan like say we no fit stand them (oloshos) but you will be surprised that the real oloshos hardly lack customers.

We are not just hypocrites. Our hypocrisy is becoming highly hypocritical

Romance › Re: Okoro Blessing Nkeiruka Builds A House Of Her Own After Boyfriend Dumped Her by ireke(m): 8:15pm On May 16, 2018

I don't know why people complain so much about building or suffering with boy/girl friend. According to most religious views, according to the law, according to most societies, the only time your combined efforts is recognized is when you get married.

Anything you do before marriage is just a form of charity.

Congratulations to her anyways for bouncing back

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Crime › Re: 2 Ritualists Caught With A Corpse In Ijebu, Brutalized By Vigilante (Graphic Pic by ireke(m): 5:59pm On May 16, 2018

Guestlander:
These are animals and it doesn't matter how they are killed. Whether they are shot by SARS or fed to a pack of hungry lions. They don't deserve to live. If there's any reason why jungle justice should be allowed, this is it. If you found a live cobra in your living space your natural instinct will be to kill it. This is no different.

Then I'll go for jungle justice a la carte. grin

served hot and spicy in a sizzling plate

Crime › Re: 2 Ritualists Caught With A Corpse In Ijebu, Brutalized By Vigilante (Graphic Pic by ireke(m): 5:20pm On May 16, 2018

cocaineaddict:
let's not be weary, angry or disappointed when these satanic bastards are handed over to the police instead of an instant jungle justice.
instantaneous death would be better for those dudes up there than falling into the hands of the Nigerian police OC torturers.
you need to see these murderers' pitiable wailings as they are dragged out of their cells by 2 am on execution day, led to the butcher bushes, made to dig their own Graves,then tones of hot leads from the AK 47 of mean looking SARS guys pumped into their naked chests.

That, my dear, is still injustice. It is probably worse than jungle justice as we know it.

As bad as it sounds, I prefer to hear about jungle justice being perpetrated by unidentified mobs than to hear about extra judicial killings coming from people that are supposed to be custodians of the law. None of them is good but let's just pray that we get to the point where laws are enforced and justice eventually reign in this nation

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Celebrities › Re: Dolapo Badmus Stuns At Her Late Father’s 5th Year Remembrance by ireke(m): 3:19pm On May 15, 2018

hardywaltz:
DPO food every nite

This babe??

In your dreams abi na DPO's dream. This one na big fish o. If you see DPO near her side, I fit bet say na one oga at the top send the DPO to go and call her

Romance › Re: How Much Do You Need To Have In Your Account Before Planning To Settle Down? by ireke(m): 12:22am On May 12, 2018

RadicallyBlunt:
500k for wedding or for marriage? If its wedding well u can save 1million sef if u wish. But for marriage, is not by what u have in ur account o, its by d amount coming into ur pocket regularly. If u have 600k and no good income is coming in, when d money finish wetin u go do? If God wan come catch you, make orobo woman weh no get work get belle for you... Na double of wetin u dey chop, wear and use she go dey require plus pregnancy demand.

I think you have answered his question.

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Romance › Re: Guy Abandoned Lady Over 44k On Their First Date. Hilarious by ireke(m): 11:37pm On May 08, 2018

biacan:
He should have just make it clear to her limit your orders I don't have enough cash on me.....But he ran away..... very ungrateful boy

That's what happens when we (guys) want to impress by force. I no dey impress anybody. Make babe answer him papa name.

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Romance › Re: Guy Abandoned Lady Over 44k On Their First Date. Hilarious by ireke(m): 11:12pm On May 08, 2018

biacan:
He should have just paid the money and end the relationship...... ordinary 44k he can't pay....... some men are a disgrace to this generation mtcheeeeeeeeeeew

I agree with you, he's a disgrace but its not because he didnt pay that "stupidity fees" of 44k. He shouldn't have disappeared. He should have been bold to tell the girls what's up without running. Once they start ordering expensive things without checking with me first, I will just ask my so called date if she's paying. My money, my rules.

Romance › Re: Guy Abandoned Lady Over 44k On Their First Date. Hilarious by ireke(m): 10:05pm On May 08, 2018*

First off, I don't think this story is real. The complaints and rantings are way too similar. Looks like it was written by the same person just for pranks.

The day I sit down and watch a lady order food like this when I don't have the money or if it's out of my budget/plans make thunder fire me. (Please tell the thunder to warn me first sha... It can even do press up so that I'll know that it's coming)

Seriously though, I don't know why I will not be able to tell a lady on a date with me that she's over-stretching my pocket. Call me broke if you like but it just doesn't work for me. If I want s.ex, I should know where to get it without killing my pocket. If I'm taking you out, it's because I like you and want to be your friend. So if there's no alignment in our philosophy about how responsible people should behave, I don't think there's any point being together. I won't take that kind of hungry or insensitive person to bed. You will be angry at me and probably call me names (and that won't bother me) but at least I won't be wasting money on a venture that won't go anywhere anyway.

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Family › Re: My Brother Is Too Lazy. by ireke(m): 12:50am On May 07, 2018*

consultancy:
let me start by laughing .. you need to go bk n read all the OP has written about this his brother. I know people like him, what they wish for is to be landlords, danfo or taxi owners, den sit at home daily while their returns come to them

Wait o..... Are you talking about my brother? He really wants to be a landlord o.

A guy that said he finished HND but can not show us his certificate. I gave him money and an ultimatum to produce the certificate and he missed the ultimatum. The day I told him that I will lock him out of our parent's house he started begging me that I should not do that because he has always hoped to move into his own house and not a rented apartment. I just called my siblings and told them straight up that he may have a mental problem. A 40 years old, with no job or known profession, planning to move into his own house. Scary.

OP.... some mother's do have them. Continue praying for him and show him tough love at some point.

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Nairaland General › Re: 5 Dead As Giant Billboard Advert Collapses In Sagamu (photos, Video) by ireke(m): 1:49am On May 06, 2018

Painful thing is that this matter will not be handled as it's supposed to be. Most likely, the police will be involved, they will make as if they will sue somebody to court but eventually money will exchange hands. Some may even get to the family of the victims (maybe like 200k or less each). Then everyone will forget all about this.

When will people like these victims get justice in Nigeria?

Is it that we don't have tort laws in Nigeria or we don't have lawyers that are willing to take up cases like these?

When will Nigeria have health and safety laws that will hold people like the owners of the billboard responsible for acts like these?

May God help us.

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