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Romance / Re: Lady Gets DM From The Girlfriend Of Man Who Uses Her As His Screen Saver by ireke(m): 3:00am On Apr 06, 2018
That is classic stupidity.

She should talk to her man. Come to think of it, she couldn't point to one thing that this other lady has done to encourage the man. Na so some ladies dey take hand throwey their own load by themselves o.

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Romance / Re: Jaaruma, Nigeria's Highest Paid Sex Therapist Shows Off Her 30,000 EUROS Per Nig by ireke(m): 4:50pm On Apr 04, 2018
I hope people (haters and blind followers alike) will hear that part where she said these things are being done for the sake of YouTube reviews/followers and is not real life.

Make some people no go kill themselves because they want to sleep in a suite for 30 taassan euro per night o

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Family / Re: Man Shares Encounter With A Woman Who Brought Her Kids And Maid To Restaurant by ireke(m): 11:48pm On Apr 03, 2018
donstan18:
In as much i detest and hate wicked women.

Truth must be told. i was thinking the story teller would conclude by saying he bought the little girl a plate of rice for the woman to know that people are observing. Maybe that act of kindness from him would have made the story more interesting and heart touching ,but he did nothing than to take pictures to form holy and good samaritan on social media for praises. I don't value such act.


If you want to mind your business by not attempting to buy her food, mind it to the fullest by not snapping them to form on media.

If you want to show care, do it to the fullest.

It's not necessarily a good idea to buy anything for the girl to spite or correct the woman o. That will be crossing too many boundaries. Meanwhile you may be creating additional problems for the poor girl when they get home.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Defends His Colleague Who Brutalized A Lady In Lagos - Pictures by ireke(m): 6:26pm On Apr 02, 2018
sawdi:


It clearly indicate there's a problem somewhere. It wasn't too long when another policeman made similar comment. They have this god-like feeling that they can kill anyone and nothing can be done.



It's so unfortunate that the bolded part is true and sincerely, I blame our lawyers. If 4 or 5 killers are made to pay with all they (and their generations) are worth, they will think twice before killing an innocent person especially with impunity as they do now.

Forget death sentence. Once you're dead you're gone and it's all over.
Forget dismissal, he go get security job.
Forget stigma, who e help?

However, if an officer knows that he and his family will be made to pay heavily for abuse of power that leads to loss of an innocent life, he will think twice before making mistakes talk less of boasting about it.

Let me cross the line a bit by sounding a little racist - a racist white policeman may think that he can kill a black man without a very serious repercussion, he may even fantasize about it but you will hardly see or hear them saying it so blatantly. In fact it's easier to commit the offence than to talk about it self. Compare that to what we have in Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Policeman Defends His Colleague Who Brutalized A Lady In Lagos - Pictures by ireke(m): 5:36pm On Apr 02, 2018
sawdi:



I know we will all concentrate on his bad grammar and forget the bigger issue here.

He is a policeman and meant to protect the civilians, for him to say if he were to have been there she would have been dead by now clearly shows the man doesn't know his duty as a police officer hence he should be relieved of his duty as soon as possible. angry8

Who knows how many innocent civilians he may have killed or have killed! angry

Please this is no joke. Something has to be done asap angry

I swear this is one of the reasons I wish I was a lawyer. If I was one, I will sue him and the IGP. The IGP should tell us if killing the lady would have been an appropriate and official response to the lady's "offense". If not, then they should make the officer to retract the wicked post and apologize to Nigerians or get him removed from the force.


Yeah I know cases like that take forever and that's why I want to practice my own law in my retirement years so that I will have lots of time on my hand and enough to eat already without waiting for every verdict.
Celebrities / Re: Segun Ogungbe With His Two Wives On His Birthday (Photos) by ireke(m): 2:22pm On Apr 02, 2018
Chumani:
He's a christain, why does he have two wives?
its against christainity doctrine to have more than a wife, and he still has the boldness to show them off, this is hypocricy.

No ma. I'm not fan of Segun Ogungbe or polygamy but I don't think this makes him an hypocrite. Maybe he is sha but there is a longer list of hypocrites. See some:

The original hypocrites are the oyinbo that twisted Christianity to say "one man, one wife" for everybody and still go ahead to have one wife and a couple of mistresses.

The hypocrites include those of us (men) that will mention marriage or tell a lady that we are single just because we want to get into their pants.

The hypocrites include the ladies that will say they can not be a second wife to any man but they have opened their legs to several men (young or old, boyfriend or sugar daddy, sex for cash or for career progression, etc) even when marriage was not on the table.

I am not really pro-polygamy but I believe that people condemn that practice way too much than is deserved. The problem is not with polygamy but with the people practicing it today.
Health / Re: Unclaimed Corpses At State Hospital, Otta In Ogun Buried (Graphic Photos) by ireke(m): 5:02pm On Mar 31, 2018
priceaction:

Lol. She afonja ni e ni ? Nkan to ba wu won ni kon ma so le nu naw. I beg run from those hawking paraga in plastic bottles ooo, if you like ur self. It is better to go to all those elewe omo than those already prepared charms fortified with human parts. grin

Run kwa? I don't near them o. In fact our paths don't cross for any reason

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Health / Re: Unclaimed Corpses At State Hospital, Otta In Ogun Buried (Graphic Photos) by ireke(m): 4:43pm On Mar 31, 2018
priceaction:
This country is terrible. I mean seriously sick. See, no regards for human being. Nothing you enjoy being a citizen of this country, both alive and in death. Who do we really offended in this part of the world?
Some of the likely sources of these corpses are
1.police brutality
2.accident victims
3 ritual victims
4. Tb/ or HIV patients
5. Dead Prisoners
6.Armed robbers
7. People that abandoned their loved ones and gave fake address because they couldn't afford the charges or so.
8. Jungle justice and many more.
But they don't deserve to be treated in such inhumane conditions.
And again see how exposed the officials are. Same people that will board commercial vehicles after the close of work and likely transmit diseases to unsuspecting passengers.
By the way, that place that they will be buried needs to be highly concreted to avoid skull mining bussines around the place. If not, most of those corpses will still end in agbo and paraga sellers bottles.

I'm Yoruba (Afonja or whatever you guys call us) and I don't care about all the name callings and yabbings on nairaland. It actually makes me laugh but you killed it the bolded. I swear I won't look at paras sellers and drinkers the same way again
Romance / Re: . by ireke(m): 2:40am On Mar 31, 2018
Wicked..... grin

Una no go leave feminists alone?

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Family / Re: Is This The Right Time To Call The Inlaws? by ireke(m): 10:54pm On Mar 29, 2018
So what are you calling the in-laws for when you can just tell her to get up, pack up and leave?

I will tell her there's no need to remain in a dead relationship. So she's free to leave.

She should go and explain to her parents how I killed the feelings. I won't even bother.

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Car Talk / Re: You’re Going On A Long Journey, Which Of These Suvs Will You Pick And Why? by ireke(m): 3:05pm On Mar 27, 2018
biacan:
Range Rover baby kiss kiss......Future hubby take note

I hope you are not telling him to take note so that he can buy one for you because I will be wondering why you're not aspiring to get one for yourself and give him a ride in it.
Family / Re: 7 Virgins: Man Who Married His Sister In Anambra Undergoing Spiritual Cleansing by ireke(m): 9:26pm On Mar 25, 2018
tooth4tooth:
I actually thought the Virgins were adults grin

Bros, you are wicked o. Do you know how many villages they searched before they came up with these small girls? Even to get the small girls na wahala, you come dey talk of adult virgin. You think say na Nairaland virgin dem dey talk?

I'm sure they will just forgive the guy if the gods insist on adult virgins.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Dont Be Caught In This Promotion by ireke(m): 5:51am On Mar 18, 2018
Truth be told this scheme only works for people that have longthroat and one evidence of longthroatism is to post on nairaland and still struggle to be FTC.
Health / Re: FG Sets Quality Standard For Drinking Water by ireke(m): 7:49am On Mar 01, 2018
PaChukwudi44:

oover 100% Nigerians!!! SMH. Go school una no go gree

Bros, I'm not taking sides o but you need to stop second guessing these people o.

How dare you question his claim of "over 100%"?
- Did you think about ghost voters?
- If underage voters could vote this year don't you think foetuses (Abi what's the plural of foetus) and even spermatozoa will vote for them in 2019?
- Ok, tell me - have you entered their "oza room" to verify the number of voters they have there?

These people have plans o and the "over 100%" claim may just be one of their plans.

PS - I'm just trying to be funny I'm absolutely apolitical especially in the APC/PDP sense of Nigerian politics.
Romance / Re: For Genius Only --- Can You Solve This Market Question by ireke(m): 10:49pm On Feb 21, 2018
dat9jaguy:
$20.

A hypothetical man has $100,he buys the goat for $60(he has he$40 change)
He sells goat for $70,added to his change he now has $110.
He buys goat again for $80,leaving change of $30.
He sells goat again for $90,added to his change of $30 he now has $120.
Subtract that from his original amount we have $20.

Great approach. I also got the same answer by assuming he borrowed the first $60, made a profit of $10 and borrows another $70 to buy at $80 and resell at $90
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witness Refused Blood Transfusion For His Pregnant Wife Till She Died by ireke(m): 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2018
kennybelle:
this story looks cooked. are u saying you followed the doctor back to the theatre where the pregnant woman was, and u were there when she was asked of her other relatives? Jehovah's witnesses dnt accept blood but they're are not as heartless and brutal as you just described.

Forget the details about what he heard in the labour room but what exactly did he say that portrays the husband as heartless and brutal?

I am faintly aware that Jehovah Witnesses organization has identified alternatives to blood transfusion. My expectation is that they should have made all their members aware of where and how they could have access to these alternatives in an emergency.

On the other hand, I think it is high time Jehovah Witnesses established specialist hospitals that could cater for their members according to their beliefs.

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Romance / Re: Your Boyfriend Is Stingy If He Uses Iphonex And You Use Iphone6 - Lady Says by ireke(m): 7:40pm On Feb 18, 2018
Potential money ritual material
Romance / Re: I Met My Husband On A Bus After Falling Asleep On His Shoulder. Lady Says. Photo by ireke(m): 5:49am On Feb 15, 2018
DavidEsq:

U implied it na grin

Oga mi, na your mind dey do oversmart o. The consequence of the act might be a slap, a nudge, or a push.

I just dey manage myself, no put ideas for my innocent mind grin
Romance / Re: I Met My Husband On A Bus After Falling Asleep On His Shoulder. Lady Says. Photo by ireke(m): 5:20am On Feb 15, 2018
DavidEsq:

So u are telling us that u are a serial adulterer Wehdone sir

See as you wan spoil my bad name.

I just issued a sort of "caveat emptor" for babes that may want to sleep on my shoulder. I didn't say anything about the consequence of the act.
Romance / Re: I Met My Husband On A Bus After Falling Asleep On His Shoulder. Lady Says. Photo by ireke(m): 8:50pm On Feb 14, 2018
wilsonreuben:
Is she trying to tell lasses to start falling asleep on lads shoulders

I no dey use my wedding band o. Any girl wey look my face finish and decide to fall asleep on my shoulder does so at her own risk.

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Celebrities / Re: Man Slapped For Grabbing Victoria Kimani’s Ass by ireke(m): 8:31pm On Feb 10, 2018
juanjo2:
Boys stop touching girls without their consent/quote] And please girls stop demanding for money after the sex we both enjoyed


Dude, you must be lucky if girls only demand for money from you after sex. Most men will be glad to do just and only that. However, for most men the demands come before girls even respond to your "hello".

I guess you must be doing something right that you need to teach some brothers or you've been getting down with professionals.
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Want Him/her to Pay You A Visit In Your House? by ireke(m): 12:48am On Feb 03, 2018
Rokiatu
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Headmaster's Sex Video: Student Is 20 Not 16; Headmaster Her Boyfriend by ireke(m): 4:28pm On Jan 24, 2018
Captleverage:
The gal no even fine sef
Does Africa even have age of consent?

That's not a fair thing to say. How can you say that one is not fine enough for a Ghanaian. She no try?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Proposes To Her Boy At A Mall And He Runs Away. She Cries (Video) by ireke(m): 3:57pm On Jan 15, 2018
Stupidity of the highest order on both sides.

1. It takes a cowardly stupid man to awaken love in a woman he's not ready to love. That's what usually lead to a situation where a woman thinks she needs to propose to the man.

2. It takes an uncultured, mannerless and stupid woman to propose to a man. To propose is to ask the man to say "Yes" and marry you. In Nigeria? So who is the husband and who is the wife? Will you pay the groom price and have him use your surname after marriage too?

3. It's one thing to make the first move in initiating a relationship. I'm perfectly cool with that. I may not have noticed the babe or I may not think she's willing to have a relationship with me. So making the first moves informs me that we are on the same frequency and I can take it from there. Proposal is different o. See 2 above. Did the girl consider the self esteem and dignity of the man involved? Does she know him enough to know that he is open to that kind of idea?

In my opinion, both of them fit each other. The man is not a husband material (but maybe he is) and the girl is definitely not a wife material. She will disgrace and insult the man without thinking or caring about the repercussions

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Family / Re: 22-Year-Old Girl Disowned By Her Parents After Being Released From Prison.Photos by ireke(m): 10:19pm On Jan 14, 2018
Pierohandsome:
Who impregnated her in prison?

The baby looks older than 3 months so it's highly likely that she was pregnant before going to prison
Politics / Re: Maria Ude Nwachi's House In Abuja (Photos) by ireke(m): 11:24pm On Jan 11, 2018
ebujany:
She investing wisely..... Heard she's still single kiss



Am in love

She spent a good part of her life in oyibo land as "something something" o. I didn't follow her o. Na YouTube be aproko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cvtUXS_5Es

Maybe it's not the same person self. You know these YouTube videos can lie.
Anyway, are you still in love?

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Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Sex Worker Celebrates Her Birthday In Styles With Her Clients(PICS) by ireke(m): 8:58pm On Jan 10, 2018
SOFTENGR:
grin grin
Olosho

She knows. grin
Sports / Re: Raymond King, Ex-Nigerian Goalkeeper, Dies (Photo) by ireke(m): 1:13pm On Jan 02, 2018
RIP Raymond King. I can't forget how excited we were when you graduated from Methodist Boys High School, Ibadan. It was a relief to other secondary school football teams in Ibadan that you're no longer in charge. Great days of Ojokojo (metho), Wasiu, Jomo, Tosin and co, all of Ibadan Grammar School.

Sleep on beloved

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Romance / Re: all love by ireke(m): 6:22pm On Dec 23, 2017
Godzlove8:
Good morning.. Please bless me with airtel airtime. Nothing is too small. God bless!

You don get the airtime? Sent around 6:21 Lagos time

Merry Christmas and a Happy New year in advance

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Celebrities / Re: Odumewu Debbie Aka @pinkidebbie Breaks Guinness Book Of Records by ireke(m): 8:22am On Nov 23, 2017
Here comes another Kaffy. Hope she makes good use of it

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