Persephone1:
Do people pile up underwear ?

Yes, I do. Just that no guest will (or should) find my dirty pile. I have always hated hanging my undies where anyone would see them. So you would never find my holey pants (pata olokun/rainbow pant) on the line outside when I was young and living with my parents in our face to face apartment. When I shared accommodation with friends, I also would not leave my undies (men's briefs) in the bathroom for flatmates to see. Now that I'm married and have my space, I drop my undies (pants/singlet/socks) in a pile in MY room. My wife drops hers in a bucket in the bathroom (HER/OUR bathroom). If you go find that kind of pile, na you know wetin carry you go there. By the way, our lifestyle doesn't afford us the luxury of washing undies every morning. When I'm at work and they put me in a hotel or their accommodation, I have people that come in to clean my room while I'm in the office. I will hate to have them come in and meet my undies in the bathroom. When I'm at home, I don't wear pants for days and would usually go into the bathroom in my pyjamas or whatever I wore to bed. Why will I go back to and pick undies to wash?

By the way, before I start sounding like a neat freak, I have worn my undies for more than one day before. I still do if I'm travelling and can't pack. Socks? No even think about that one. I regularly wear my socks more than once. I just try to space it so I don't wear them on consecutive days.

Long story short - Yes some of us keep it in a pile and yes some of us wear it for two days in a row. Who wan form, make he dey form.

NOETHNICITY:
Please don’t misunderstand me
My assertion is limited to the spaces where I have control like my house and office. In my office for instance where I do not have my own personal toilet, thank God I’m placed well enough to set standards for all that get to use the toilet.
I understand that there are toilets in which the provision of water for cleaning the booty is not made. It actually cost nothing having a simple hand washer (pic attached)installed in such a place. I did that in the toilet of my current office and everything cost less than 6k plus workmanship for the plumber.
If there is one thing every reasonable mind learned during Covid it is that you can’t have a perfect cleaning without water. This I’ve known since my secondary days. As a matter of principle I can’t poop in a toilet that has no provision for me to clean with water, this is how important cleaning up with water is

las, las, we are both going to end up on the same side. We both agree that the only place where you have the luxury of wiping and washing in the most hygienic setting is the home.

I have never been fortunate enough to work in an organization where I can make decisions about the toilet setting. Maybe I wasn't bold enough to raise or maybe it's just one of the pains of working for big multinational.

Exodus15v11:
Then use water from the tap? Or where do you get it from that makes you uncomfortable to not want to use it? Tap water aside, you can install something called a bidet in your bathroom (whether hand-held or electric). If not, then getting water from the bathroom tap should suffice. I've a bidet installed, but before this I always used water from the taps in the bathroom. So long as it's water, that's all that matters. As for not getting your hands clean, that's what liquid handsoaps are for and I actually love shopping for these. I look for ones that come in pretty bottles and smell really good, so for me they're fun to buy and fancy to look at, lol. You're supposed to wash your hands after using the washroom anyway (whether you use tp, water, or both). You can still get stuff on your hands with just the tp alone that you use. But if you use toilet paper first, then water like I do, then the hands shouldn't be too soiled, if at all, but they still need to be washed, of course. No one is saying to use water right away/not wipe first because that sounds messy and why you probably feel you don't wash your hands properly or that your hands aren't clean. In any case, washing the hands (proper handwashing technique involves lathering and rubbing every surface of the hands like the fingertips and fingernails, and for at least 20 seconds) with handsoap & water after using the washroom is important.

You get me wrong. I'm not saying I'm ajebo that must have pipe-borne water o. I am saying the water must be close enough to allow me not to touch anything before washing my hand the way my OCD will be appeased o.

Just like you mentioned, I can have a bidet in my home but not in the office or market. The soap is also outside the toilet stall in most places outside your own home. And you nailed it when you used the word "too soiled". I don't want to use that not too soiled hand at all until it meets soap.

Anyways, nothing to worry about. We all have our peculiar ways of taking care of business. I only have my crack and the one on my wife to worry about. If people like make dem no shit self.

NOETHNICITY:
Oga all this crap you typed here actually sounds disgusting to me.
Where else are you supposed to get water from if not from tap?

Oga, I typed crap because we are talking about crap. Abi? . On a serious note, do you have tap water faucet in your toilet stall at work? In the mall? I have not seen many like that.

In my own experience, I have not seen plenty toilets outside my home (or hotel) where the water faucet is right inside the toilet stall. What I have seen is people taking plastic water bottles into the toilet stall to clean up. Sometimes the bottle is as small as 500ml. Then you need to start posting reminders for them to remove the plastic bottle from the stall after use. That, to me, is disgusting.

As a principle, the hand that touches my bum doesn't touch anything else until it gets washed. It's easy to wash up, stand up and walk a few steps to the water faucet without touching anything if I was at home. If I was at work or anywhere else, I would have to at least pull my pants up first with the hand that I have not washed (with soap).

Exodus15v11:
No, they don't use water. They only use toilet paper and wet wipes. Very nasty. I wipe first then use water everytime. I'm a neat freak and love being clean at all times.



No, it's not.

To illustrate: after eating, can you wipe your plates/dishes and pots clean with just paper towel?

It totally depends on who is doing the cleaning. I can even use paper towel to clean oil from plastic not to talk of ceramic. I have the patience, dexterity and attention to details. It even borders on OCD . I can do the same with my cracks. When I used to wear pants, I usually do whites and I used to "go" more in the office than at home because I leave the house very early. Yet, I hardly had skid marks in my underwear.

I love water but the problem is that it must be from a tap before I can be comfortable with using it. Otherwise, I will think I did not wash my hands properly, and my hand hygiene is way more important to me than having a sparkling crack. Using tissue paper allows me to enjoy the best from both sides - clean up with TP and walk majestically to the tap to wash my hands. My approach may be different at home because I do not have to leave my washroom before getting water from the tap.

limcar:
you lack basic understanding of English grammar. Go and work on your lexis and structure. Môron!

Bros, you don't need to insult me o, but if that gives you some sense of fulfilment in life, feel free. It's a faceless forum.

By the way, English is one subject I have never failed in my life. I did IELTS and got 8.5 out of a possible 9. I no try?

Actually, the problem is that people refuse to be objective once the reality does not align with their narrative.

limcar:
the law should have been 25% in two third of all states in the federation including the fct instead of and the fct. The supreme Court Justices are corrupt, I fear for atiku and pdp

Your wording may still be misconstrued to mean that the FCT is part of the 36 states. The total count is 37, not 36. That was the intent of the way it was worded.

PS: I'm neither a politician nor a fan of any of them. I'm just trying to be objective.

I still find it hard to understand that people will fail to see that the law is only trying to elevate the FCT or equate it with a State. This means the winner needs 2/3 of 37 entities (36 states plus 1 FCT).

The interpretation that the winner must win FCT is more or less saying that the constitution gives the FCT a higher status than the states.

This cannot be true. but what do I know?

Samantha124:
In as much as I respect their decision to abstain from sex for whatever reason that they may have.

I don't think I can ever choose to be with a virgin guy.

Please I would love to learn from you. What is the problem with being a virgin guy/babe?

iHateFraudsters:
Good.

But do these policemen read the news at all?

Or do they think they're invincible?

The reports of policemen getting arrested daily are all over the news, yet the police keep committing the same crime over and over again.

When a policeman is arrested, the news should be circulated around all policemen in Nigeria to serve as a deterrent to others.

That should be the first step in curbing police violence.

I think they continue to do these things because their immediate superiors don't caution them when they start the madness. Small time the madness enters their head and makes them think they can do and undo.

Maybe it will be more effective if his supervisor and his supervisor's supervisor (e.g. OC on the scene of the event and the DPO wey dey for office) share in the punishment. Aswearigad, the madness will stop with immediate alacrity.

You will see DPO issuing stern warning to his officers before they stain him with their mess.

Highways:
If she's truly 21 then we all need to apologise to you but seriously the two pictures don't look like the same girl....

Na the same girl. The first picture was taken 10 years ago. The second picture is more recent.

EmekaBlue:
You said it perfectly. I have to copy your style because I don't know how to answer people asking sometimes as low as 1k.

Imagine someone telling me that I should send 2k because they have not eaten for 2 days. That is supposed to make me feel bad. right? This person has relatives that I believe should be doing much better than me but pride will not let her bow and ask them for money/help. It is me that they have not seen in almost 15 years that is their only hope. Sorry.

Another told me that he's stranded in the north and was expecting me to send money to help him come back home (South). He was there for more than 2 months. In my mind, I was like even if you stayed in the garage for 2 weeks, you will get someone to help you. Sorry.

It looks like I'm callous now but it's the lessons these people have taught me. I will tell them I have stopped working for over 3 years (then), they will say "at least you're still better than us". They don't care about your own mental well being. They don't know how I was coping with the change in my status and they don't care as long as you meet their needs.

I don borrow myself sense o. Even if God send me to you and I no deliver the message, God go raise another messenger to you. Leave me, don't kill me.

EmekaBlue:
but why na! I'm not regretting what I spent but the extra he is asking for.

You won't believe I sent this same man 2k just to have peace and forget about him.
He said I should please try make it 10k that he needs to pay his hotel bill.

At this junction i think I have tried for someone I dont know and have to run

Just block him and ignore. I have even stopped blocking people. I will just let you know that I said NO. And don't run. You did not commit an offence. I used to play hide and seek with some people on Facebook and even on WhatsApp. With time I also learnt to be bold with them. They greet me, I greet them. I know where they are going. When they get there, I just tell them "I'm sorry, it's not convenient now". Period. I don't lie and say I don't have money or anything. I have priorities and responsibilities that I can not allow them to derail. When things go wrong these people will simply move on to other targets.

Some have perfected the art of bullying you with their poverty.

Goodlady:
We really need to be sure before saying yes. Guys should stop proposing anyhow, anywhere. You can ask the will you marry me question via jokes in privacy to be sure of the actual answer to get.

Call me old school but I swear to God, I used to believe that "will you marry me" is a rhetorical question that can only be answered with a "yes". I never imagined I will propose to a girl and she will say no. why now? what would we have been discussing behind closed doors? If we were not sure of the direction and comfort level of our relationship, why will I pop the question? And if I haven't asked the woman privately, why will I ask her to marry me publicly? I never even imagined that the question was a public thing. Anyways, let me go back to thinking about those days of cortina shoe, horlicks beverage, and bazooka chewing gum jejely.

Help8:


all this Episode just to get under her

Dem tell me say women love drama, so I'm trying to impress her.

Jeweltz:
Rich potbelly men are so attractive and good looking. Look at men like Ned Nwoko.

That's how I like my man. Not these boys who don't respect a woman

I am available if you don't mind, but I have to let you know some things in the spirit of full disclosure.
1. My stomach is not as big as you would expect. e still big small o but e no big like the one in the picture sha. People around me believe that I'm watching my weight for health reasons but I'm the only one that knows that Sapa is heavily involved.
2. I couldn't grow any tummy when I was younger because I had to hustle. So now wey I get small belle, you should expect that I'm a little advanced in age. With that age also comes wisdom. I promise you will enjoy me and my frugality. I have very rich proverbs and deep philosophy to share with you if you marry me.
3. I'm partially married, but don't worry - I will divorce my wife for you. In fact she is a witch and I've just been waiting for the right woman to come along and snatch me from her. I have been with her for just a little over 20 years and she has only given me boys, no daughter. Also, you don't have to worry about mileage on my cucumber - she doesn't allow me to use it with her. I only did it once with her. If you're wondering how come we have plenty children, it's because she has been reusing the sperm from the first pregnancy. Shebi I told you she's a witch.

Please disregard everything I have written if you're not in obodo oyibo. My wife and I can not come and suffer in your house.

Streetmovement:


Wotoporiously speaking

Lol

Which means you're half SIMP, half Redpiller

But on a serious note, Op and him Nigga's Dem Bleep up

On a serious note, I don't even consider myself any of them. I'll just say I'm at a point in my life where my brain works and controls me more than my dick used to.

EvilRampage:


I can see you're far from sense

Bros, no vex o. I may be far from sense but my money is not far from me. Funny enough an idiom says "a fool and his money are soon parted". Maybe I'm still smart a bit.

Streetmovement:


Wotoporiously speaking

Hahahahaha, right from the headquarters of SIMPS association

I must confess you've spoken well like a true SIMP

Abeg make una Sabi the kind people wey una dey employ for una company, so they don't end tarnishing the already tarnished image of the company.

True SIMP? Yes. For some of us, being a SIMP (not caring for or running after everything in skirt) has been our salvation. For instance, I would not have thought about the possibility of bedding the strangers (in OP's story) and that is why I would not have thought twice about querying them if they come near my table. If you wan beg money, beg money and move on. Otherwise, that kind yeye sense no go work for me.

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

And una no ask them who them be? Wetin Dem dey find for una table? If na guyman now una for don start to dey show una self anyhow, dey show class wey nothing come out ..mtcheeeww

Bloody SIMPS

Serves you right

Next time use your upper

Hey bro.... STOP insulting us. I think there is need for a clear delineation between us (simps) and those with follow come "ID10T" system error.

I am aware that I may be considered a simp and I really don't mind. I know I tend to do things for ladies without asking for them to pay back with their body. In fact it is a turn off for me when any lady tries to approach me with the impression that men will do anything for them if they have enough amount of se.x appeal.

However, it's a totally different ball game if you end up paying for some strangers' bills just because they came over to spend some time at your table. Na the person mumu dey overflow.

I think we (simps) will start screening people before allowing them to be called simps o.

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

I always fear the courage of guys wey fit bring strangers into their personal space. Not my thing. Not my style. They will not even step into my hotel room if I'm staying in the hotel.

brandsoncharlie:
Can Abuja do this? 21 century Nigeria is still crying for 24hours electricity every day.
I have been to Abidjan, Togo, benin Republic, Ghana, Senegal. All has stable electricity but come to Nigeria wahala.
I stayed in Accra 1 year light didn't blink still I left. I laugh when I hear of terrorist attacks in Abuja, in Abidjan ivory coast, you can't move any how around their cities as a foreigner without your passport, it is a serious crime and you will be arrested.
Nigeria is possessed.

I don't even think most Nigerians want 24/7 electricity. At least, I know I don't care much about having uninterrupted power supply. All I want is something fairly reliable and stable to the extent that one can plan around it. even if it is 8 - 16 regular hours per day. It's horribly annoying when they bring light at 2am Friday night and you jump up to go iron the shirt you plan to wear for an interview on Tuesday because you're not sure they'll bring the light again.

Peterobi90:
Best themed restaurant...

E be like say I know this one o. Defense Car Park on Marina.

Fantastic Yoruba food

GLeesMODEL:
Amb. Ogenna Walter Ekwubiri Bags Nelson Mandela Leadership Award, Gets Customized Plate Number

I always wonder how some seemingly big organizations manage to put things in the public space without thorough vetting. What is the meaning of "in lieu of ...."? in lieu of simply means "instead of". I believe they were trying to say "in view of" but they just wrote what they thought they have been hearing. That is the same way some people will be using LAUD in place of LOUD and vice versa.

English no be our language but "worth is what dwayne is what dwayne well" .

PROVERBZ:
Someone on here most have gone or is going through this so I would really like to hear your input on the issue.
So, I'm a young guy, sexually active and recently I've been having sex with this lady i go to the same university with. She is 3 years older than me. There is no label to what we are. We are certainly not boyfriend and girlfriend just two people doing it. She is the first person I ever had sex with.
The first time we had sex she gave me Mouth Action and then it didn't seem like it was a big deal, or I assumed. After all the porn I watched, I just felt that it was a very normal thing to do during sex until I came inside her mouth and she was not too pleased about that. She later opened up to me and said that she has had sex with a number of people but never did she give any of them Mouth Action.

Fast forward..... I've now had sex with her a good ñumber of times and the blow jobs she gives are the best part. I usually don't even enjoy sex like that.
Well, recently she asked me to go down on her. I didnt want to, but I did and it was the most unpleasant thing I ever did in my life. Nooo!! I know what u are thinking. she does not smell down there and she is not dirty at all. Naa this lady is beautiful and smells like roses. She is very conscious about hygiene. The thing was I just didn't enjoy knowing I was doing that arrrrgghhhh.
I hated it, but I coudnt tell her cuz I don't want to lose the blow jobs she gives or even the sex in general.
I feel like they are two different things and she should understand that.

My first instinct was to say you're an idiot if a woman makes you do things you don't like. Then I read your story and realized how I would gladly be the biggest idiot on earth by eating a good clean pvssy off a woman that gives me an awesome Mouth Gig. You're even smart for still having time to think and ask about it.

EVILFOREST:

Noooo, they couldn't because from the video they couldn't even give MOUTH 2 MOUTH., which was part of what he needed.

He died of EXHAUSTION.
Imagine the Ravaging Heat, first.
RIP Dear.

Mouth to mouth for where? Ordinary chest compressions, they did not do. We waste so much lives unnecessarily in Nigeria.

oyatz:
This look like a Nollywood script;

1) You can be living in Motherless BABIES homes from primary School to higher institutions.

2) The OP obviously doesn't know anything about DNA tests and wrongly assumed DNA test is always like Malaria test where only the patient's blood sample will be taken.

For resolving parents-child relationships, samples will be taken from both the child and the parent(s) which will be matched for similarities.

Your second point was the first thing that caught my attention. .... She told her to go and do DNA test, the mother saw the result of the DNA test, blah blah.... Laff wan tear my belle here.

Greatken007:
Sorry to say but the story sound scripted , maybe because i am a dramatist .If it happens to be true then embrace her , maybe that is the way God chose to reunite you with your true family.

Badly scripted

chidekings:
Ur not supposed to,but sometimes matters of the heart can be confusing atimes.

Matters of the heart becomes even more confusing when matters of the loins gets into the mix.

AtikuNetwork:
This Onochie woman needs to be made an example of. It is because of people like her that I am inclined to support the infamous 'hate speech' bill.

There is no need for any anti hate speech bill except that the idiotic leaders wants to feel superior to the rest of us. What stops them from going to court like this if they have issues with any news about them in the media? Nothing, but no, they want a law that will muzzle people from talking even if they are wrong.

God will not allow the law to sail through.