Make dem do xvideos statistics, I Wan check something

sureleads:
Obe Apon

obe isapa

Houdegbe
Omo many people I know are in trouble

These nuisance suddenly find their voices after leaving office...
Some months ago, this bastard was in government and he became deaf and dumb to happenings and killings in Nigeria...
Sit at home did not start today, he never said anything about it....
How many job did the Nigerian youths secured under this ineptitude buffon

matify83:
The Bayelsa man that escaped through the bush due to excessive billing during his traditional wedding rites in Imo state readily comes to mind.

https://www.nairaland.com/7954879/bridegroom-escapes-through-bush-during/4#127735546

At least these ones have realised that men willing to settle down are difficult to get.

Kudos!

the escape through the bush caught me

dopedan:

I know someone will say this and im sure u no get any skill

make una dey try use una sense o... Dawnomike that has trained thousands of nairalanders how to make money online?
U Sabi how many people he Don help?

Alexis11:


Even with all these negativities and doom wishes, Obi will still not be president.

where was Obi mentioned in this post?

Ola9ja23:



I know IPOBidients would not be happy with this

make una dey try use una sense..
No be everything be ipod or tribalism...
This government can't be trusted..
On several occasions, they've said a and later end up doing B

We've been almost pushed to the wall.

Mad money dey this country, only few dey enjoy am...
Na only Nigeria people dey buy property for intimidation sake.
How much we dey buy Akube before?
This country just get as he be

Una Sha later cast this update

Validated:


By the Grace of God Almighty, whose name is Yeshua, I very well assure you that you will ask me for 2025 prediction.
I am not a prophet anyway because God has not ordained me for that office, hence it is called "Prediction".

you people no dey ever see better thing, na just evil and more evil una dey see

WhereMyLoud:
Na all these kind post Seun wan ensure say no go dey make front page again.

any mod wey fit move this kin post enter front page should be sacrificed in the village square

I used to be worst than this guy...
My own simping na raised to the power of 1000...
I was dating mariam, all of a sudden she started giving me attitude..
I begged tire, I wail tire.
He brought a guy to his house one day in the evening. I went to the window and was begging despite hearing the papapapa sound and she was moaning loudly, I waited till they were done and still beg while she was escorting the guy...
Right from onset, I am a simp for women and I can't date two people at a time..
It got worse, I still beg and beg...
Later met a new babe, it was hard to forget mariam. I was in 200level,she was a remedial student, unilorin then, agro villa tanke...
I still carry simping enter matrimony, I just can't date two people at once... My wife use my eyes see shege pro max pro pro...
She left me after some time, then I became dangerous, I no longer have feeling for women...
Till now, I don't womanize, don't smoke, don't drink,dont just have feelings for women again, my heart became a stone when it comes to women matter.
Met a nairaland lady few years later. She was beautiful, kind, enterprising, hardworking, loving etc..
I tried to reciprocate the love but it was too late, she was giving me great vibe and love and I was so cold towards her, even when I hurt her feelings, she won't let go easily...
We separated Sha, fault was 💯 from me...
Till now, I still can't love, can't date just squarely facing my business...
I know the nairaland lady will see this, so the notion that all nairaland girls are bad is false... We still communicate Sha.

People are meant to be treated fairly in all ramifications of life. My case was that of a goat pushed to the wall.

You spend wisely money you labored for.
You spend lavishly money you stole or il gotten.
Relate this to power

Ok
Like alake said 163000 people benefited from the 50% transport thing, I still did not see 1 person that attest to that fact cos I traveled myself..
Same thing with this 25k cash transfer, I don't know maybe the likes of TemplarLandry, LeoDeKing, , NLPoliceWoman etc got but till now, I still didn't see or hear that any poor people or person got the cash...
Me am not expecting cos am not poor neither am I rich but God is sufficient..

Concman:


Your location?

ibadan

ogbenimax007:
pos or gas shop but handle it yourself

gas shop ke? Unless you want to start with a bottle which is not advisable

Vinnie2000:


God continue to bless HE Peter Obi.😊😊

Meanwhile, our Agbadorians miscreants such as Legendhero, Afamed, Yarimo, RaskimonoMumu, etc
are Unusually ABSENT on this Peter Obi Thread.🤨

Abi, dey don Sleep? 🤔🤔

Seun Don vex say he go weed out tribal idiots...
This one wey Seun Don vex, he fit give the first scapegoat 4yrs ban

Even though this is commendable, some cursed apc miscreants will still come and masturbate on it, it is their way of life...
Looks like they have a supervisor that monitors their comment hence no payment

Probability of working is zero

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I'm pleased to wish you a Happy New Year!!

2024 will be the year of Nairaland's resurgence. I will face Nairaland squarely like I used to before the discouraging Data Loss Incident of 2014. I will hire more hands to help us to improve Nairaland.

The problems of Nairaland that we should have solved years ago will be solved.

* We will defeat tribalists, trolls, & spammers.
* We will complete our advertising platform.
* We will improve the UI and UX.
* Home page topics will be educative & fresh.
* We will reverse the anti-women trends.

However, I must warn you that things will get worse before they get better. Please stand with us and fight for u as Nairaland faces the tough challenges of 2024, which have already started.

Happy New Year and thanks for using Nairaland!

Seun Osewa,
Nairaland's Founder.

this one wey Seun, tinubu and papa adeboye dey give the same slang of "it will get tough before it gets better" wetin dey occur gangan

drimzsmoke:



Sir, even with your very tall height, your still obese. Your current BMI is 30.9Kg/m^2

not arguing that fact sir, hence the reason to shed the weight

TruthsFM:
good, please can you share some experience about it

moniepoint is fast and hardly Debit

GreatAchiever1:
Why dem give am mic, is it because he is a first-timer there? And if yes, I hope that is how they treat all their first-timers.

my brother, it is always good to celebrate and honor grace...

During the days of David in the Bible, he was honored.. Do you want to tell me there are not people in that Era like normal citizens that the Bible don't even know?

grandstar:


Your target is quite high. Why not focus on 4 kg a month?

it will make me lazy

Message from a retard

maasoap:


114 kg! That's much. You can do it.
I'm keeping not more than 70kg at 180cm height.

my height is 6ft 3in and I have a big bone.. I am healthy but I just need to shed the weight for a future project

Am at the first pics stage....
People saying nonsense don't know how hard it is to loose weight.
The stress, dedication, frustration, tiredness etc...
Even waking up and thinking of exercising is tiring
I will snap myself tomorrow and give myself 3months to drop atleast 25-30kg.
Currently I weigh 114

NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Dominique Justwise.
Rule 1

in about 1hr 20mins,we will enter a new year..
Ask yourself this logical question, is this how you want to continue being a nuisance and a pest to others without using your logical sense?
Sit critically and re-evaluate your life...
I only have one moniker and ban has meaning to those whose well being and life revolve around nairaland.
Have been banned many times due to you reporting me and during those times, I just read through..
You've been foolish for more than 9yrs here...
I remember I use to have a moniker that always quote you then.
I mean well for you, I want you to stop being foolish, stupid and become responsible and productive with your life....

TemplarLandry:
Orishirishi
Irupetepete.

😡