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Emycord:
Ground floor?

Almost there

During one of Google interviews, one of the interviewers asked the question below:

From what floor, when dropped would an egg least likely to break.


First person to get the answer gets a 500 airtime of his or her choice.

Pretty much the remedy for some unknown ailment like black heads (pimples)

For smooth shaved jaw, guys should apply alum.

This is the singular medication used by Asia sub-continent.

Lady's VJ is not left out, as it effect causes contraction of the muscles hence giving ladies a tighter VJs.

women are like this.....it is hard to tell what they want!!!!

LIBSocials:
Where picture?

If she dropped, it would be into the water.

I can see some boats on standby.

Dude even with boat on standby from that height it is death on landing as she cannot survive the fall.

MY CALL HEAVEN PARODY-NIGERIA DIRGE

Make somebody please call heaven.....sob!sob!! sob!!!
Make I tell GEJ say e don happen, eyaahhh


That thing wey Rev. Fr. Mbaka say e no go happen....eyaaaah.

O Prof. Tam Divid-West na dat level....eyah...sob! Sob! sob!!

wey you promise say e no go happen eh ehey!!!

If to say NLC, OccupyNigeria Group una dey PMB go dey concentrate oh !!!!

All of dis e no go happen

sob! sob!! sob!!!

eyaah eyaaahhhh.

If to sey una dey, PMB go dey concentrate.

Oh GEJ see as contri men dey live in pain!!!!

We no be we are....eyah eyah


Rev Fr. Mbaka please can you re-confirm the prophecy again...right now everything now na pain in Paul Okoye's voice.
Prof. Tam David-West, please can you please re-calculate the price of PMS again, because e be like say our president add 1 in front of the 45 naira per litre calculation.


Pastor Bakare, where is the OccupyNigeria group, because all man needs to concentrate on this matter now as it is finally official APC=Chain
#OfficialAPC=Chain

Oby, Tinubu, Fashola, Oshiomole, Amaechi[b](#SOP[/b] ), Rochas suddenly have lost their voices and now hiding their heads under the sand like ostriches.

O! papa e don happen....sob! sob!! sob!!

Make somebody call Heaven ehyah!! ehyaaah!!

Right now everything na pain.

Dude your wife is obviously cheating with the guy.
Infidelity is not only when there is sexual knowledge.

The emotional investment is a cheat.

Confront her with the evidence and read her the riot act, she either abandon such relationship or ship out.

Man should simply get a gun and kill the woman at sight.

The guy still remains his as such relationship are hard to break after that long.

It is resounding true that only a woman knows the real father of her child, if in doubt do your DNA test when the kids are very young.

Twin trade towers have FALLEN INDEED. nay they are now the leaning tower of Pisa

Oshugbu...in local parlance.

What is with the white ghost photo-bombing the model?

These days its so hard to find them perky and firm due to various manhandling operations as if na Nigerian panel beater dey flatten the chest..

Naija girls breasts are like Nigeria Naira, they are consistently FALLEN.

All these stupid idiots paid by hardworking Nigerian's taxes should continue to tell us they can not speak on the president health.

They pick a bad time for the gold in silence.

They should remember they ALL SWORE allegiance to Nigeria and NOT to the president.

What they owe him is diligence and conscientious service.

We should not forget to remember these unpatriotic idles when the row calls are made for fearful and betrayers.

God bless the memory of Dora Akinyuli of Nigeria who refused to double speak for political gains.

Guys and husband should note that the heart of ladies are treacherous.

If you catch your lady, wife or gf cheating, do not over react.
Simply congratulate the guy for a better game and leave the home.

Never sleep in the same house afterwards, until she leaves the house or until you guys reach amicable solution to the infidelity.

This protest is only going to be more popular by the actions of the FG agents.

If any harm comes to Tuface, it will be the pivot for a mass revolution as people see him as a voice to the voiceless.

in my view, the OPC, ND force and any other militia group should grant Tubaba security coverage before and after the protest.

The FG should know, a government loses legitimacy when the support of the citizens are withdrawn. From this there is no returning.....in the words of Trump....Buhari and the FG has been put on notice.

wetin dey kill dem biko...na the dick
abi na the excitement

or maybe the punna spanking no dey make them breathe well.

Abi the woman don old ni.....
Or the cassava dey give dem brain epilepsy.

abeg some1 wey know make e educate me....

She is so right.

Will stop forthwith.

Shame on Buhari and his media handlers.
Wrong timing.

It shows they are scared already.

The guiltless have nothing to hide.

If Buhari has been a good win, he needs no advertisement.


Shame!!!!!!

#therealFeb5rally

Lets trend the
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1. ALUM FOR CANKER SORES:


Usually for canker sores, a small piece of alum is powdered and then a pinch of that alum powder is pressed over the canker sore. It stings for a while, but by the next day, usually the person is relieved of canker sores. But many don't like to use the alum powder as such and young children will find it hard to bear the burn caused due to alum powder. This homemade alum mouth rinse is good way to use alum to get rid of mouth sores. To make the rinse, powder alum in a mortar and pestle. Boil water in a pan along with little salt, once the salt has dissolved remove from the heat and stir in the alum powder. Once the alum has dissolved, strain and use it as a mouth rinse at least 2 to 3 times a day. Salt is also very effective in treating canker sores and this mouth rinse can be safely used by both young and old. If you are using the raw alum powder, make sure not to swallow it while applying over the canker sore and use only a tiny bit.

2. ALUM FOR EYE ABSCESS:


Alum is wonderful for treating eye abscess. One of my relatives who taught me the remedy has been using it for eye abscess for quite some time. For treating abscess, rub alum on a sandalwood stone along with little water. You have to rub it nicely to get a paste, as it doesn't rub into a paste easily. This paste is very effective and it stings initially, when applied. But the boil breaks on the same day it is applied, giving one a good relief from eye abscess. In India, you can find this stone pretty easily. This stone can be stored for years and used.

3. ALUM FOR CRACKED HEELS:

Alum powder is very useful in treating cracked heels. For this remedy alum is heated in a small empty kadai. When we heat alum, it liquifies and foams. Once all the water evaporates, we are left with a crumbly mixture. Once it cools down, it is powdered and mixed with coconut oil and applied on the legs. The mixture should be ground smoothly, else it will be difficult to apply it on the heels. This remedy gives amazingly good relief, if applied regularly for some time.


4.ALUM FOR SHAVING:

Alum has been used as an after shave treatment for centuries. Once you start using alum, you will get rid of all the expensive after shaves. For the first time, you might not like it, but if you continue to use it, you will find positive improvement in you skin tone. To use, after shaving, rub a piece of alum block over the wet face for few seconds. You can either wash it off or leave it on the skin.


5.ALUM FOR WATER PURIFICATION:

Alum is amazing for water treatment. To purify the muddy water, powder alum and add about 1 gm of alum powder for every liter of muddy water. You will find the muddy particles settling down, leaving you with clear water. Next time you go on a camping trip, take a small block of alum with you.

6.ALUM AS A DEODORANT:

Alum is wonderful as a deodorant due to it's antiseptic and anti bacterial properties. To make the deodorant, powder alum along with little myrhh and use it as dusting powder, or you could simply wet an alum block and use it. However it is advised to use it every other day instead of every day.

7.ALUM FOR HAIR REMOVAL:

Alum can be effectively used for body hair removal for women. A mixture of alum powder and water or better still rosewater can be applied all over the body. This paste tends to retard the body hair growth over time.

8.ALUM FOR WRINKLES:

Alum can be effectively used for wrinkles. Take a piece of alum and wet it in water. Rub it on your damp face for few seconds. Alum tends to tighten the skin. Wash your face in water and apply moisturizer.

9. ALUM FOR PIMPLES:

Alum can be effectively used for treating pimples. A face pack made with egg whites, powdered alum and fullers earth is very effective in treating acne.

10. ALUM FOR LICE TREATMENT:

Alum can be used effectively to get rid of hair lice. To make the lice treatment, powdered alum is mixed in water along with little tea tree oil. This mixture when applied on the scalp for some time, helps to get rid of lice.

sarrki:
Fayose is greater than ojukwu

Fani Katie is greater than Nnamdi Azikwe

Bode George is greater than ebitu ukiwe

Musuliu Obanikoro is greater than Alex ekweme

O boi see vex.
Sarrki don vex O!

Na generational annoyance ni.

God indeed is purging His house.
Soon we will see those who are Daniels and those who are just parroting the faith.

When the Christian massacre of the southern Kaduna took place no one of these Big ministers took up the president and the ruling class by extension. They remained silent for gains of tithes, friendship with the Elites and Government and not to disrupt their services.
Or in most cases not to be seen as partisan.

God bless the memories of the Old prophets who not only held the Kings of their nations to account but also withheld the rain for 7 years from raining.
Or those who commanded heavenly fire to burn to death soldiers sent to arrest them.

Men like Elijah and Elisha.

Now that the abomination of the Christian is on the throne, and the abomination of the Christian is going on without challenge, it will sooner than later get inside the Church.

And sooner it will haunt them, hound & insult them with the Act that sent Adeboye packing and many more to follow, This abomination of silence, this abomination of neither being hot nor cold as Revelation puts it will accuse them for their studied silence.

Nay, for their comfort in Babylon.
Or for their peace in Egypt.

It is better to be a servant in heaven than to reign in Hell.

Trump America is taking the hard road.

In my opinion, they needed someone like Trump to take the decision only reserved for the bravest of men.

America is gradually losing his faith, it has significantly turned from a country established on Christian principle to a secular state, just to accommodate the muslims.

Tell the Arab countries to start giving visas to passport holders who have travelled to Israel.
Tell the Arab countries to start giving Christians visas to Meccah.

Tell the Arab country to dilute the religion of their state to accommodate Christians gays and all others.

If they can not, then they should the Americans alone.

They can travel to other places, or is it a must to go there; if you hate them and their lifestyle so much.

Mehn, it is quite easy to box everyone into one investment type.
But holding the right mix of investment will ensure rest of mind.

Real estate are okay, but lack the liquidity investors seek.
The money market and equities bills/certificates are liquid but not as safe as real estate plus the yield are less.

More so, there are times we need money so badly, as life throws at us challenges that requires liquid cash to solve.

So I suggest a robust mix of real estate, money/equity/T Bills and liquid cash savings that guarantees meeting your demand for short calls for fund as well as hedge out inflation cost for a naira.

So rightly do whatever suits you in any ratio that works for you. I currently use a 6:3:1( real estate: Money/Equity: Savings at Bank ratio)



But nor be beans to achieve this ratio at all times, but if you stay positive and focused on your plan, then you can achieve financial stability.

why relocate any of these FG bodies.
Already there is an already existing structure in Kaduna to handle domestic flights.

Simple terminate all international flights at Lagos. And connect Abuja through domestic flights to Kaduna.

If the train and the roads are working as they should, then people can move to Abuja easily using the road or commute via the train for the 8-12 weeks the airport will be closed.

No need to spend 1 naira.

May God accept his penitence.

Zero chill factor

Fear no foe, Northern Christian should arm themselves to defend themselves, their families and their land.
The present government is pro-islam.

Body count matters.

They say every time you have sex with someone, you steal a part of him/her.

Actually, it is true as it has been proven scientifically too, that the remnant of your sex partner remains with you until you die.
So be careful who you body count with or steal a part of.

Additionally, sex is more of an energy exchange that is, if you are into metaphysics.
Sex for the most part involves an interchange of energies. Blurring of energy boundaries that exist between two person such that energy superimposition takes place.

After sex you may come off with a lower energy level or a higher energy level.
If both spirit matches, energy level increases hence you love the person more even after sex

The opposite is true for lust, energy levels is decreased such that you will not like to see her/him talk less of shagging her/him again.
This is lust and it is energy wasted.

You don't want to be interchanging your self with some one that is a Legion, possessed by some strange Beelzebub demon.

As you also do not want your spiritual energy/frequency contaminated.

Yes, body count does matter.

Dude show a lady here that has not lied about her age and I will tell you a saint.

Be that as it may, you should thread carefully. a 2-3 years age difference is okay but a seven years difference is a lot of baggage, considering she lied about it and could be lying about so many other things she consider "little" for the price of marriage.

She may have insecurity issues later on in the marriage if you are not lucky, as she may think you will spoon off with a younger lady when she hits menopause 7 years before you hit your prime for sexual urge.

Gently ease her off because she is fragile right now and vulnerable too.

Orikinla:
Yes. Quite clear.
One knows how to steal with World Bank's experience while the other does not want to chop and clean mouth like the former.

Really, you still telling yourself this same lies.

Call her back and see her work her magic, if she will agree to help your egoistic president.

In any case she has said, the younger ones like you should try as she has done her part to making the country great.

Certainly, we have not heard the last from this Government in its anti-masses policies.

Surely, if the labour buckle under pressure to accept nothing less than 150,000 as minimum salary, then they should all resign and face other business.

Corruption is the embezzlement of public funds for personal gain. It also means attaining unfair advantages in government procurement and state appointments. Corruption leads to economic turmoil and under development in any country where such practices are rife. Western nations like the United States and other European nations are doing a greater job in this aspect. This can be attributed to proper governing structures and a constitution that stipulates tough penalties for anyone caught engaging in this vice. The third world countries are more prone to corruption because of poor state structures and low literacy levels among majority of the citizens. Those in power therefore take this opportunity to enrich themselves and their close friends. In this article I will rank the top 10 most corrupt countries in the world. Let’s begin the countdown.

The Top 10 most Corrupt Countries 2016
1.Nigeria
2.North Korea
3.Somalia
4.Iraq
5.Afghanistan
6.Sudan
7.Venezuela
8.Libya
9.Eritrea
10.South Sudan



http://www.wonderslist.com/world-10-most-corrupt-countries/