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Family › Re: A Lady's Shocking Prayers For Her Ex Sister-In-Law Who Just Got Married by isnovic(m): 9:51am On Mar 17, 2017

Wives should know that, as much as a man professes love for you and seems blinded by your faults; it is not everyone who will dismiss your shortcoming at the same time in a family.

A family is a family because they moderate each others excesses and strengthen each others weaknesses.

A man is three part.
A boy, and will remain a boy to his mother; sadly this part our wives fail to get until they start fighting for their son's attention after they in turn marry a overtly possessive wife.

A man, whom the lady fell in love with.

A father, to his children.

Romance › Re: Married Lady Exposes A Sexually Starved Man On Facebook Asking Her For Sex(pics) by isnovic(m): 1:23pm On Mar 15, 2017

Are there really men like this? Hard to belief because I am a man, and I still cannot reason being attracted another man's wife no matter hawt she is.

Romance › Re: I Have Been Dumped By 3 Girls Cos I Refuse To Have Sex With Them by isnovic(m): 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2017

Girls do not love to be turned down OP.

They just cannot deal with the rejection like guys do.

So abstain from them for now, as this reaction is what you will get all the time, as your turning them down makes them feel undesired, unfit, ugly and unwanted.

No girls wants to deal with this, trust me it is better forgotten and fast too.

Romance › Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by isnovic(m): 4:22am On Mar 12, 2017

Anti stop, I do hope you develop this skill set and put it to good use in the movie industry.

You will make a success out of it.

First time, I had to read a 50 page update.

Christianity Etc › Re: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by isnovic(m): 10:47pm On Mar 10, 2017*

Hell has no fury as a virtuous woman gored.

She will not relent until the Apostle is destroyed. His reputation is forever tarnished to be even associated remotely with such character.

His congregant should stop attending the church simply put, let him find repentance and make peace with his maker for with the whole of this, he is not worth the pupit.

For the Lady, she has nothing to loose, as she is already a cheap prostitute who sells her wares for cash.

This tells you the moral bankruptcy our society is in today, for a Nigerian woman to give a press conference alluding to her sexual escapades in such convulsive, repulsive and elucidating details, I cannot imagine what her parents, if alive, might be going through.

This whole episode can even cause the dead to turn in their grave.

God help our generation!!!

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Food › Re: Outrage As Indian Packaged Garri Sells In Nigeria by isnovic(op): 10:29pm On Mar 10, 2017

I tire my people....no protectionism.

Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Mocks Buhari & His Cabal. See Reactions by isnovic(m): 10:14pm On Mar 10, 2017

“Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized In the first it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third, it is regarded as self-evident.”
- Arthur Schopenhauer'

Deep and so true.

Romance › Re: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by isnovic(m): 5:48pm On Mar 10, 2017

I don't do hard to get.... and neither do I want Olosho.

Its gat to be 70-30 if you know what I mean.

Politics › Re: Aisha And President Buhari Hug As Buhari Returns From UK (Pic) by isnovic(m): 5:37pm On Mar 10, 2017

walcruise:
the oda room go sure this night

O boy no think ham....na death sentence be that.

Nairaland General › Re: This Lady's Yoga Pose Got People Talking (pic) by isnovic(m): 11:04pm On Mar 09, 2017

Warning!!!!

This exercise is not for virgins.

de-flowered and boreholes are welcome.

Pets › Re: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by isnovic(m): 10:54pm On Mar 09, 2017

martineverest:
i dont support violence...but this man got what he deserve...y name ur dog muhammad when u know the implications?

Some people are just professional troublemakers

Did you miss the part where the Mohammed named his dog Ibere...or you trying to be clever by half.

Ibere also was said to have asked the Mohammed to rename is dog as he is offended by it.

The Igbo were provoked to anger here, Mohammed was wrong.

We should learn to call it as it is.

Family › Re: Wives Not Cooks Saga : See What The Smart Women Think (screenshots) by isnovic(m): 10:32pm On Mar 09, 2017*

The real truth about women is that they do not tell each other the truth.

They are like "mutawa"....You should learn never to do what they do but do as they preach.

If a woman tells you as a wife she democratically controls the kitchen and that she is no cook, means she is already a slave in her home to keep her husband but to the unsuspecting woman outside she will be shouting
#wifenotcook.

If I hear.

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Travel › Re: FG Launches Harmonised Departure & Arrival Cards At Airports by isnovic(m): 10:16pm On Mar 09, 2017

illusion is the art of magic.
The better you are at mis-direction, the greater your deception.

While everyone thinks the movement of the airport serves the purpose of repair.

Conspiracy theory has it, that this is to clear the airport of onlookers and scrutiny. This is to clear the way for the return of the president in whatever condition.

We will be told that for some security reasons, special landing rights are granted the president to land in Abuja Airport, under the cover of darkness and heavy security.

Food › Re: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by isnovic(m): 2:10pm On Mar 06, 2017

Bae's is richer.

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Presidency Is Dead —junaid Mohammed by isnovic(m): 2:06pm On Mar 05, 2017

Nothing can be further from the truth to say Junaid is just pained, a sore loser or even a wailer.

He made some points, statement and revelation which is politically suicidal for a Northern politician.

Nay this interview and the gall truth laced with vinegar is capable of keeping him in Northern political wilderness for the rest of his life.

Buhari has no choice than to address the country live, the way I look at it and completely relinquish power to Osinbanjo, who will have to complete his term or their joint ticket.

This action will negate the stereotypical image of him wanting and holding power at all cost and who knows, may just cement a place for him in the annals of our history as the only president to have done so willingly.

Surely he will be a textbook case review for political student and praised for his courage and foresight.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Rejected British Offer To Rescue Seized Chibok Schoolgirls - GUARDIAN UK by isnovic(m): 1:28pm On Mar 05, 2017*

[b][b]In fact Jonathan earned my respect.

The decision to allow our army and military lead the operations while limiting the US, British participation to logistics, training and information was spot on.

Jonathan did not defeat the BH because 90% of the military and political holders were tools of the opposition and sympathetic to their cause, plus they knew it was their ticket to Aso Rock.

To the extent that mutiny was at its peak, even outright desertion was common; something never heard of in Nigeria military.

Additionally, leaked tactical formation, military strategy and weapon route was openly divulge, in some cases by some dishonest news daily and snitches.

The facts, now history for review purpose, are all there to see.

Soldiers abandoning post, relinquishing military arms and hardware to BH was oft the case.

Well done sir, you failed to win the war against BH but you left with your integrity, because, for to win the rescue of the Chibok girls with British boots on ground is to surrender your sovereignty to a foreign power. To put your military under foreign country command is to simply write off your military strength.

It is to subject the country to international ridicule and flat line butt joke of other countries.

Lastly, it also portends danger for the country as other country will see it as weakness and opportunity to attack at will.

You did your best CO....you will have your time to tell your BH story the way it really happened. [/b][/b]

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Politics › Re: Xenophobia: Henry Okay, Nigerians Attacked In South African Prisons - MEND by isnovic(m): 8:55am On Mar 05, 2017

All countries practice protectionism, it is only here in Nigeria that our naïve Government openly give foreigners undue privileges.

It is only in Nigeria, Expats earn 2-3 times more than their Nigerian counterparts.

It is only in Nigeria that Expats are allowed to work in our critical infrastructural facility without so much as vetting.

It is only in Nigeria that foreign company maltreats Nigerian local and pay them peanuts and still threaten them in their own country.

This govt. must exhaust all diplomatic, economic and political means to bring about a lasting solution to these seemingly re-occurring xenophobic attacks on her citizens living in SA.

First call the SA ambassador to explain what her Govt. is doing to secure Nigerians and her businesses.

2. Through, him send a strong diplomatic cable that such will state unambiguously that any form of attack on her citizens will not be tolerated and we will use all means to ensure that families, persons, business and property are fully compensated.

In addition to the above, we should show greater care for Nigerians enslaved in their own countries by multinationals, be it in Oil and gas, manufacturing or any other places.

1. First ensure that, all Expats in Nigeria are made to undergo compulsory registration with their wages vetted.
2. Make sure those working in Critical national infrastructures are licensed, vetted and restricted to area of employment.
3. Ensure payment are made in local banks, and I dear say Local currency, of any dollar equivalent agreed on, they can initiate repatriation of
fund via swift transfer when and how they like.

That's why Expat working in the country and making their livelihood here for the past 10years don't know the name of the local currency.

4. Make sure they are required to spend one night on resumption and on duty rest in the country to boost hotel utilization and local tourism.

5. Ensure accountability of the security for all, so they are free to walk around, trade and shop.

6. Slap all Multinationals with an embargo to pay all foreigners less than their Nigeria counterpart, and ensure they report to Nigerians only.
That way capacity is built, knowledge is transferred and respect for her citizens is obtained.

7. Commission the Ministry of Labour to draft a standardize payment scale and contract agreement for all foreign owned companies in the
country. This agreement must be used by all employers of Nigeria Labour, and should be enforced for all skilled and unskilled labour,
specialist and professionals employed by these companies.

If they are not ready they can quit as so many people will line up to tap the market size.

Do these and see a change in the country.

Osinbanjo please implement, alatul alatul and thank me later, when you see the smiles on the face of the country man.

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Family › Re: Husband Waits To Have Sex Until Marriage . . . Then Learns Wife Is 4 Months Preg by isnovic(m): 1:57pm On Mar 04, 2017

Sad, really sad.
Do not dump her ass, instead make her miserable and have pay for the treachery.

Let her know that you will not divorce her and you do not owe her any obligation therefrom.

Bring in daily, different slay queens and have nice time at home with them and make sure she sees you happy.

make sure you sleep in different rooms though and you have your own cook.

Or simply send her back to her parents, and continue with being the good Christian you are, God will surely compensate the treachery you suffered from the Jezebel.

Education › Re: School Fees At Children's International School, Lekki by isnovic(m): 3:49am On Mar 02, 2017

naptu2:
I think I just wasted my time trying to educate someone (talking about seeing nursery and primary schools on my list when the subject of discussion is secondary schools. Asking which teachers will move abroad, he probably has never heard of Charles Ogundimu and others. Talking about certification, he probably didn't witness the mass exodus of doctors in the '80s, how did they get certified? Probably doesn't know that there are many nigerian doctors, lawyers, teachers, engineers, etc practising abroad. Talking about who doesn't want the best schools for their kids, who doesn't want to drive a Rolls Royce, be treated at the Mayo Clinic, sleep at the Hilton, own an iPhone, why don't you go force them to reduce their prices? As if you are entitled to these things! Why don't you ask the government to tax these things and provide better schools? Talking about distance when the schools on my list are from all parts of Lagos, talking about not knowing the traffic on the Island when I live on the Island and a lot of other ignorant babble).

Anyway, no need for me to waste my time. GO AND FORCE THE SCHOOLS TO REDUCE THEIR FEES!

My God educate me......please it is too early for sick jokes.
If you indeed stay in the island like you said, what is the commute time from VGC to VI by as early as 630am.

Plus, my dear am one of those who work outside as an expat engineer and believe me it has nothing to do with Nigeria educational system.

Lastly people like you do not know that the ranting or babbling as you put it of one person is enough to create a spark that will drive the critical mass required for a shift.

and please from primary, secondary and up to University, the system is poor and deliberately so because of poor funding and interest by stakeholders in the education industry.

The private education is the best alternative, check the statistics of schools ( in all 3 tiers plus Montessori) that have sprung due to profiteering situation created by government nonchalance as well as lack of regulation.

Talking about educating me....guy feel free to show your ignorance after all, it is free.

Christianity Etc › Re: "I'm A Muslim, My Christian Fiancee Wants Me To Become Christian Before We Wed" by isnovic(m): 2:39am On Mar 01, 2017

Dude give her the assurance she seeks.
1. That you will not be exercising your inalienable right to pick 4 wives if you desire, as it is often the case in Islam, not all women can stomach this or allow their husband to pick other wives.
2. That you promise to allow her and her children freedom of religion if married.

Then she will not bother about the religion aspect.

Politics › Re: Stop Praising Osinbajo, Nothing Like 'Osinbajo Administration’ - APC Group by isnovic(m): 10:59am On Feb 27, 2017

and now the fear begins.

Osibanjo knows better than to outshine his master else he will wake up without a job for being a poor student of the laws of power.

I understand the fear of Buharis henchman and those of APC stalwarts aligned with Buhari's method.

The fear of positive result from Osibanjo time should not be threatening if indeed they have always been a team as claimed by the APC and Buhari's media image makers.

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Politics › Re: Anti-graft War: Depositors Evade BVN, Move Cash Out Of Banks by isnovic(m): 8:39am On Feb 27, 2017

The banks should be fined for any transaction without BVN, so much that to encourage any of such transaction will be financially unwise.

The CBN must come out with this position not later than today.

Regards

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Christianity Etc › Re: God Raised My Dad Back To Life After Being Dead For 3 Hours by isnovic(m): 3:53pm On Feb 26, 2017

Kobicove:
Your dad probably passed out...he was never dead at any point

No miracle happened here! (That is if miracles even exist, cos as far as I'm concerned most things that happen have a scientific explanation)

When I see people conveniently wish everything to science I laugh.

If science was everything then how do explain the vastness of the universe.

How do you explain the existence of Human in only one specter in the vastness of the universe.

How do you explain the Sun.
And don't try the Big bang theory which has been total rubbished.

or the natural evolution of things which also has been disgraced. if you belief that shit then explain why you haven't transformed to something far more intelligent or better than human being.

In parting I leave you with the words of Konfizus
"When the Superior Man eats he does not try to stuff himself; at rest he does not seek perfect comfort; he is diligent in his work and careful in speech. He avails himself to people of the Tao and thereby corrects himself. This is the kind of person of whom you can say, "he loves learning."

Just so you think clearly, the ubiquitous examples of phenomenon defying the natural laws of science are enough reasons to suggest to you,

That there is Being whom the other beings bow down to.

Their is God whom the other gods call God.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Raised My Dad Back To Life After Being Dead For 3 Hours by isnovic(m): 3:38pm On Feb 26, 2017

iamtewwy:
Lmao u think you telling stories to kids?

he can raise some1 from the dead and cant feed starving children' in pakistan

That's why He has put it in your mind to feed those children.

Yes my friend, your mission field is the hungry children in Pakistan, be fulfilled doing his work brother.

Romance › Re: Singer Muma Gee Opens Up Over Broken Marriage - I Was A Housewife For 6yrs by isnovic(m): 11:49am On Feb 25, 2017

What is wrong in being a full time housewife.

What is really happening to "ladies" nowadays.

Education › Re: Which African Country Speaks The Best English? by isnovic(m): 9:38am On Feb 25, 2017

GlorifiedTunde:
Now when you talk of spoken English, were phonetic sounds, diction and tones considered?

Because I do not think South Africa beats Nigeria with the above.

I dunno about Uganda though.

I have worked with Ugandan both educated and less educated, they are heavily speech flawed and deeply accented.

I doubt the seriousness of this ranking

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Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Tonto Dikeh For Claiming Her Husband Gave Her STDs; Tonto Replies by isnovic(m): 3:39pm On Feb 24, 2017

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Politics › Re: President Buhari, Osinbajo, APC Never Promised To Make $1 = N1 - Bashir Ahmaad by isnovic(m): 2:09pm On Feb 24, 2017

Coincidentally, Naira starts to appreciate when Buhari left the country.

Simply put, something is being done wrong by his brothers from the North which Osibanjo is not allowing.

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Romance › Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by isnovic(m): 12:50pm On Feb 23, 2017

CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder

papi let no chidinma put asunder ni

Forum Games › Re: Are You Smart? Crack The Code!! by isnovic(m): 9:59am On Feb 23, 2017*

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Food › Outrage As Indian Packaged Garri Sells In Nigeria by isnovic(op): 3:29am On Feb 21, 2017

Nigerians on Monday expressed outrage after it emerged that Indian-packaged garri was being sold in the country.

The garri is packed in a 500g bag, which has the picture of a lady and an inscription, ‘TRS’ (Asia’s Finest Foods) on it, with a price tag of N450.

http://punchng.com/outrage-indian-packaged-garri-sells-nigeria/

Politics › Re: Brain Teaser by isnovic(op): 5:49pm On Feb 18, 2017

Bilabong:
The highest floor. Due to the less availability of gravity.

At what floor is the highest floor

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