₦airaland Forum

So you don't trust any southern Christian to hold the place for you.

That's how your appointments will be all Muslim

You that can go America, you turned Nigeria to Dubai

Waiting for the the h ąç ked version

Conqueror paper

In saner climes, national honour brings you more opportunities than 4 tankers but here, they are trash.
Failed country

In the video, someone called the driver a mumu man for not saving himself first.
That's why I'm so happy for all the accolades

But what if holdup bin come dey for wey him drive go

There's a reason Nigeria law is silent on rape inside marriage.
The only reason you would fight off your husband is if he totally disgust you and if that is the case, you should leave.
Highest, a non interested wife can do is to lie there like a log of wood while the man has his fill and that should be occasionally.
If you don't even want to have sex with your husband, you guys should separate, I hate someone staying in a toxic environment and claiming victim.

Who never banq for burial, hands in the air?

Something I don do twice and the two of them love me more for lifting their mood

I wonder how long choosing Ministers would take if at all he wins

The only condition must be that she is skilled and not just buying and selling biz

Skill as in creativity
Fashion design
Catering
Event management
Make up
Even computer
Any other job that you use your brain to design concept and sell

Then encourage her to get a part time ND

GenBuhari:
INEC WORKING FOR pdp Very corrupt commission.
Democracy in Nigeria would do better without INEC.

Yeah, just like Man U can win the EPL without referee

No matter what you take, don't pass 10th

You are blessed

After buying granite at 13500 per ton (up from 7k), I dey respect any landlord now even if na uncompleted building

She is not from Cross River State
And she is not from Calabar

Go to any Hyundai centre, and get original part for your car, never panel beat any Toyota parts to your Hyundai.

For Hyundai, avoid Toyota mechanics as much as you can, if you can't, always buy parts for the mechanic to fix
If not they will be throwing fake China Toyota parts into your Hyundai and will make you hate Hyundai

The moment you think you are at top speed and another car zoom pass you
You be like "WHAT CAR IS THAT?"

Person boyfriend

It might be fetish but there's this girl I dated back then, she smells like vanilla, I will just cuddle her and soak up her fragrance

Wait o, if I buy iPhone, that means I should be sharing 50k with strangers on social media.

And na girl come get this entitlement mentality with her fellow girl o, that means her bf don suffer

Nathayas:
A senior secondary School Student suppose know that a hotel is not a place for admission stuff, she must have consented to it.

There's what we call age of consent
Any consent from underage is not valid in the eyes of the law

abobote:
That's why I don't like taking teenage girls to the hotel, coz if you are shot of cash to give them. They might change their mind, and call it rape.
The case should be investigated properly. It could consensual sex, except she is underage

Aboy, I see you

Location?

Thanks for reminding us, me sef don forget

PAQ:
High enough but can still operate your phone, navigate to nairaland, no typos and can even bypass Nairalands banned words!.

Dude you aint high. If u unfortunately had an accident after sending this message then you must be dumb as fuvck!

Not everyone drink to stupor, you can be high and still know what you are doing, although the "doing" will be obvious

Memberclub:
I’m high as fuvck
Driving long distance home right now
Pray for me

Hope you arrived safely

Man physically strong
Is like fat woman never sit on top of you sotey you beg am say you go do make she allow you breath

It's not human error, some of these artisans are not so good in quotation calculations, after agreeing with a customer, they go to the market and things gets higher. Then they become stuck.

I helped one recently after he gave me a ridiculously low amount for burglary, we had to calculate together because I really wanted the job done without excuses

I create folder for them

Marriage no hard, na you go marry slay queen and Nairaland evening newspaper

18 ltrs, I'm assuming it's 3k to 3.5k fuel

3k fuel takes me from Uyo to IK and back and I still drive around and use it till the following day.
Something is wrong

All I'm seeing here is a nagging, fat housewife