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duffles: @dmcdad...thank u so much..

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It is not hard when the guy is impotent

The thing don turn to PDP congress
Consensus candidate tinz

D-Explorer
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The mod we wish

If you have been a bit romantic , your gf would know who u r.
More romance and not just straight sex gets a woman to understand her man's heartbeat.
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Do u sleep with ur gf everytime u meet her?

na wa o

Do like Papilo ,
Wait till she is 18 next year.
Nothing wrong here

After 4 years of clean record , sexkillz came along. I remember those years I use to recommend him for ban and he was banned
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However Idowuogbo made me earned the first ban, she later compensated me sha.
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Its like u people are taking this toasting too serious. For me I talk to every and any girl I fancy , when I get back home , I then decide whether to continue the discussion

kids 4 to 3 yrs.
What could make a marriage so young to crash

Disappointing
I was expecting something like, how to sleep with military big wigs to ur millions

Sorry dude , u wasted too much time and now u ve entered the friendship zone.

U mean u spent like hell for a girl u ve not seen her pant.
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I thought mumu r endangered species, seems like some are still hanging around.
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Goodluck to the girls that finds them

get a LUMIA
Or for a BB budget get an e series Nokia and take ur office anywhere.

Just imagine say ur future wife dey with one boy wey dey knack am akpako every nite 7 days a week and 365 times in a years.
Ol'boi

As a Christian, I had to marry one woman

As a christian , I had to sleep with as many women as possible.
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Why do we select situations to manifest our christianity

Get urself a new account

FORGET YOUR PAST & FOCUS ON YOUR FUTURE

Hope there will be compesation

My vote goes to Sweetlemon

Why should people create alternative account to contest?

odehaj: Most securitymen are daft! They no try at all..most especially the young ones. I was searching for a particular bank one day so I approached the security man in front a diamond bank, I was glad thinking he could help me out,...pls where is GTbank around here?He took me out & pointed at the GTbank bill board across the express!I got angry&speechless!

I think you are the one that is daft.
Imagine urself walking into MTN Customer Centre and ask the security man , ' pls where is airtel office?'
Or better still try this one today. Go to Dangote Gboko cement factory and ask where to buy Ibeto cement.

welcome to Capitalist Nigeria

I believe the OP meant Security guards as in those in bank or fast food etc and not Policemen or soldiers , if that is the case then I would say Nigerians don't respect people , we fear people . That is why the police behave the way they do. Guards tend to be a bit too polite for our culture considering their uniform as an instrument of force.

Money answereth all questions

[quote author=Mynd_44]Open a dummy accoint and flirt with that account and see his reaction.[/quote]I'm getting inspired

America is a land of opportunity where you can be what you wanna be without any limitation.
For Nigeria, we believe in Federal Character, we even have a federal funded commission for that.

Dogs look up to us cos we are faithful masters,
Cats look down on us cos they think humans are insatiable creatures.
But Pigs?
I don't understand
They think we are equals

Ecclesiastes 4:11
If na two person dey for bed together , their body go dey sweet dem. Dat kind feeling no fit dey if u dey alone for bed