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Romance › Re: What Changed About You When You Reached 30? by Itohanmiwa: 2:40pm On Aug 26, 2022

I started trusting nobody but God. It's hard to live this life without God.

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Romance › Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by Itohanmiwa: 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2022

Bro it's all a part of the journey and what makes it fun. There are days I gym on empty stomach and won't eat anything but fruits in the evening some days nothing at all, still it doesn't affect my performance or recovery. Welcome to the fitness journey and enjoy every moment of your journey.

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Health › Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by Itohanmiwa: 12:43pm On Aug 25, 2022

Omo una guys when Dey just Bleep anyhow, una Dey try o. Una nor know Wetin una Dey do una selves. Truly na Wetin Dey sweet man Dey kill am.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Can U Date A Guy Who never Been To London? by Itohanmiwa: 5:54pm On Aug 24, 2022

BrotherCork:
Althou am from London, Pekam, south London near Buckingham Palace.. ladies can u date guys (usually homebase guys) trying to toast u with American accent or wit our British accent like innit. They need even been outside Africa.

Please advise

Seems like living in London is ur biggest achievement? Abi u never hear of guys back here who live life way better than most people in London. Bros abeg Dey try to calm down because u still be visitor for real Londoner eye.

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Romance › Re: My Wife Cheated And Is Now Pregnant by Itohanmiwa: 5:28pm On Aug 24, 2022

Op follow that very wicked man advice. Before calling that boy your son, go for a dna test. Your wife is a very wicked woman. She almost pinned this pregnancy on you. Some women have no regard for marriage at all.

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Romance › Re: What Is That Weird Thing About You? by Itohanmiwa: 11:19am On Aug 24, 2022

Phimzy:
You are not weird..you are ma.d

Romance › Re: What Is That Weird Thing About You? by Itohanmiwa: 10:27am On Aug 24, 2022*

I enjoy using my index finger to pull mucus out of my nose, gather them until they are big enough, roll them with my fingers into one and sniff it. My goodness that smell gives me joy. Sometimes I go extreme and taste how it is.
Edited: why all the bashing I’m getting from nairalanders? Topic was “weird things about you” and you bash me for this? That means if una hear onosman own weird thing una go vomit. Nigga would dip his hands into his arsehole, sniff it and give you the happy smile. Gosh so gross. But in all he’s a wonderful friend and gives the best advise till this day.

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Romance › Re: Can Someone Please Recommend A Heartbreak Songs For Me, It Has Happened Again by Itohanmiwa: 8:06pm On Aug 23, 2022

Go and listen to Phil Collins

Romance › Re: Desire To Get Marry by Itohanmiwa: 7:52pm On Aug 22, 2022

Education › Re: ASUU Strike: FG’S Proposal May Lead To Lecturers’ Pay Cut by Itohanmiwa: 7:30pm On Aug 21, 2022

Omooo x10000. This Buhari is very Brutal o. But this is really what Nigeria need right now. Imagine lecturers being at home for six months, almost all those who depend on the student for survival from daily campus activities, and this same lecturers want FG to pay them salary for sitting at home. At a time when the economy of the country is looking bleak all hands ought to be on deck contributing in their own little way. Sometimes ehn, these lecturers feel they are good. It's about time for people to go into the academic profession for the love of impacting knowledge and not because "there is no better offer yet, make I use am hold bodi till better thing go come".

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Save My Life Masturbation Wan Kill Me by Itohanmiwa: 1:43pm On Aug 20, 2022

Eleyigidgan:
wetin consign masturbation with insanity?

My guy you won't understand. Who nor go nor go know. But take my counsel very seriously.

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Save My Life Masturbation Wan Kill Me by Itohanmiwa: 3:09am On Aug 20, 2022

OP u are right. All these are just the introduction to the side effect of masturbation. Don't wait till it becomes chronic and that your mental forgetfulness not translate to insanity before you decide to stop it. Premarital sex is bad, but masturbation is very evil. Everything you listed up there happened to me when I was still battling with the addiction. Bros protect your mental health and quitting masturbation is the start of boosting your self esteem. Nor listen to people who tell you it's normal.

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Romance › Re: If You Are A Man And You Are In A Relationship With A Woman, You Are A SIMP! by Itohanmiwa: 3:32pm On Aug 19, 2022

Brother you dey wrong. Being in a relationship with a girl doesn't make you a simp. There are many none sexual benefits of being in a healthy relationship, majorly it balances your emotion. Being n a relationship for sex only makes you a simpleton.

Health › Re: What Do You Do When You're Depressed? by Itohanmiwa: 3:16pm On Aug 18, 2022

beyondPen:
Smoking weed brings more depression and it would not take it away forget people saying that. Been there, done it.

When weed is in your system you are not in control.
My advice is to smoke it only at night. Avoid morning weed and notice how you operate in the day without it.

Thank you very much og I really appreciate. You nor lie

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Crime › Re: Edo Police Uncovers Ritualist Den With 20 Mummified Corpses (Graphic Pictures) by Itohanmiwa: 3:09pm On Aug 18, 2022

Edo state and ritualist yahoo boys can only be rivalled by their brothers from oduduwa republic. It seems like it's a family affair after all. God help us all

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Business › Re: Enaira Becomes USSD Enabled From Next Week by Itohanmiwa: 3:02pm On Aug 18, 2022

Wasere PMB. I love this. Now the revolution has begun. Now it's our chance to dominate the IT world and I'm certain most of those big tech companies that originally locked out Nigeria or restricted us will start accepting us once again. Again Buhari has proved to us he is prepared for the world economic meltdown. If you like sit down there and still be complaining and don't get to work on starting to earn in dollar, guess what you will still complain about the next administration.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Wants More Done To End Open Defecation In Nigeria by Itohanmiwa: 2:57pm On Aug 18, 2022

It is very annoying, especially jogging in the morning and the horrible stench oozes out anytime you go through any aboki dominated neighborhood or gariki as they call it. Most times you'll see them open their yansh waaaa dey shit pick teeth at the same time. Weird people. God bless Nigeria (we are all one)

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Health › Re: What Do You Do When You're Depressed? by Itohanmiwa: 2:53pm On Aug 18, 2022

OP it is very simple. Just start jogging on the mornings you feel confused and uninspired to do anything that day, that's how it normally begins. Adopt a very active and healthy lifestyle and avoid masturbation. Me have sha been battling with stopping weed, but most times when I feel uninspired and forget the advise I gave u up there, when I smoke in the morning I tend to always fall back to sync. If there is any strategy anyone can offer me in quitting weed I will be forever grateful.

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Romance › Re: You Can't Date Someone Like This And Not Be Happy (pics). by Itohanmiwa: 10:41am On Aug 16, 2022

My guy dbull. I've been observing you low key and one advise I would give to you is, free social media and focus your hustle on the real world, network with people of your kind and do the work low key, when the talent go blow na social media go dey wan famz u then. All these things you do reeks of low self esteem.

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Romance › Re: There's Way You Feel Being With Ladies That Other Guys Are Dying (photo) by Itohanmiwa: 10:32am On Aug 16, 2022

Truly this post reminds me of one of ubunja thread "chosen". As a man, the best relationship you can ever have is if the girl chooses you, then you just have to be yourself and relax. Watch her fight hard to preserve the relationship while all you do is just to knack her silly, advise her about life and give her some little change. Nor forget to dey dramatize things from time to time, e dey make them ladies drag back to their feet when they want start their fucking shit testing.

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Romance › Re: Do You Over Think Every Situation? by Itohanmiwa: 2:55pm On Aug 08, 2022

OP if you smoke and fap please pause them for sometime or stop totally. Boost your mental health by becoming physically active and engage in outdoor physical activity. Take care

Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Important Ways To Manage Yourself As A Christian. by Itohanmiwa: 10:28am On Aug 07, 2022

Choose your sin wisely. Nobody holy

Career › Re: How lucrative are IT courses? by Itohanmiwa: 12:37pm On Aug 04, 2022

Oh men they are very lucrative, especially when self taught and you become a pro at it.

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Education › Re: Pay Rise: FG Excludes State Universities, ASUU Kicks by Itohanmiwa: 11:18am On Aug 04, 2022

This is a genuine reason for ASUU to continue the strike, you can start segregating at such a critical time. So if the fed universities agree to the increment excluding the state university, won't that be double standard. Fed govt should just close eyes and invest huge n education because that's the only true development they can do for unborn generations. Make teaching profession noble and attract the best brains.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu: Lack Of Access To Credit Facilities Is A Major Cause Of Corruption by Itohanmiwa: 5:51am On Jul 30, 2022

Hmm... Love him or hate him, but what you can't take from him is the fact that bobo chigaco is intelligent. Damn you Jagaban!

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Politics › Re: ASUU Strike: NLC Solidarity Protests (Live Thread) by Itohanmiwa: 10:44am On Jul 26, 2022

hagjay:
It's my birthday guys
Please show me some love oo �

2213130532
Zenith bank

Wetin u Dey take flex on a normal day?

Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice And Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa(op): 4:38am On Jul 25, 2022

I really want to appreciate everyone who took their time out to respond to my request, I respect every opinion here and you guys don't know how much you've really helped me out. May God continue to meet you all at the points of your needs. Amen

Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice And Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa(op): 4:31am On Jul 25, 2022

Medianna:
You're in love..
Congratulations o

The thing shock me sef o, but forget those hard guy stuff, when it hits you, just can't say no.

Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice And Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa(op): 4:27am On Jul 25, 2022

okoroemeka:
why worry about the inveitable,it is obvious they have already nacked,but I really appreciate the op effort in thinking beyond sex,but how to improve her life,talk to her if she is intelligent enough to continue school help her,if she is from a family that can't foot most of the school bills let her learn a handwork,you can pay part of the money it is not too costly,I have done such for many girls,she can learn hair dressing,sewing,etc,and don't forget the nacking it is very important.

Thank you very much brother. May God continue to bless you for you sincere advise.

Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice And Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa(op): 2:06pm On Jul 24, 2022

Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe!!!

U dey whine urself, u are trying to do all u best to secure this young girl bcus of sexual fantasy.

Don't worry, yahoo boys we reason her soon, then she will demanding from u. Then u will be shouting, Haba Allah! Haba Allah.

You this table shaker grin

… Remain blessed bro

Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice And Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa(op): 1:55pm On Jul 24, 2022

Rosaline5000:
You look like someone that is scared of online bashing lol.
Dont give a fvck what online trolls says, they are pathetic in their own lives.
And to your question, just advice her, ask her what her dream is, if it's to go to school or learn a skill and remember achieving one's dream will also need money so if you can, help her financially.
Wishing the best in your relationship

Thank you so much. I do appreciate your kind words. I will do accordingly thanks once more. As for online bashing, most people won’t be able to see things from my own perspective so the bashers are welcomed. cheesy

Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice And Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa(op): 11:31am On Jul 24, 2022

Petyprincess:
The first question I need to ask you is how old are you sir?
You shouldn’t even be thinking of any sexual chemistry between you guys because she’s barely an adult.

If you really want to help her, take her as your blood sister without any form of sexual thought towards her, let her get busy by attending jamb class and tell her to listen to her parent’s advice.

Thank you very much for your candid advise, I am someone who believes in the value of education and I will see to it she prioritizes her education and also listens to her parents advise.

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