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AutosRe: Acura Tsx 2009 @ 4.5m Only: Classy And Sweet: Check It Out by itoldu:
how would you say, location : ibadan , when those images are clearly cotonou smh
PoliticsRe: Should The Nigerian Police Use Tasers Instead Of Guns? by itoldu: 4:22pm On Nov 14, 2011
we are nigerians. we are the most creative intellectuals in the world. We would find a way to bypass its effects. you give a policeman a taser, all those with heart problems in the country are dead(i'm suspecting that was how Yar'adua left. maybe he stepped on Turai's toes). They would also have an excuse for not showing up at robbery scenes. why waste time and money on such an idea? it's not worth it
@razznaija, don't tell me u are heading for politics cos all the seats would have been taken before your election if this is really your idea
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created God? by itoldu: 8:53am On Nov 14, 2011
@ beethoven, loving the conversation (student-professor) big thumbs up
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created God? by itoldu:
you can see a spec of dust in your eye, yet you decide to remove the log of wood you can't see. there are certain things that you were made to believe such as your birth but you don't know how you were born. you were only told and you believed. So some wise guy posts this topic and yet he has been told what he has to do to see God. An atheist who really wants to know would just have to live by the laws of the book. when he gets to see or hear from God, his question would be answered. [i]"You won't know until you have tried"[/i]. A fellow man answering this question is just like the ocean telling you "i am going up into the sky to quench the sun"
PoliticsRe: Policemen, Alhaji In Police Net For Illegal Arrest, Extortion by itoldu: 10:51am On Nov 13, 2011
i learnt his legs have been broken. he still deserves more damage to be done. you are talking about laptops and phones. i heard he has broken down fences of people's houses with bulldozers (just to gain access), carried away some vehicles with hayabs (if owner is not around), made millions from boys paying into his account just by phone calls, arrested innocent people who might just look like yahoo boys( because they own cars), he has built a house that the fence is so high you can't see the roof, he went to malaysia to try and make arrests but was driven back (to show you how desperate) and the list keeps going on. I'm sure his case would never reach a courthouse. Most likely, dem yahoo boys would pay off the police to which he is in their custody and give that guy a wonderful yet mysterious jungle justice. such as tie his knots with a quadrupled fish line to a Dodge Charger SRT8 (fast five tinzz, viperautos would make that happen) and then drag him from lagos to abuja and dump him at the Police HQ (ofcourse i won't mind driving).
quoting this great id-iot: “Whenever I got an information about fraudsters, I would give it to the police and whenever they were ready, they would call me and tell me they had a petition concerning the people I mentioned, and I would join them to go after them. I never knew who wrote the petition, they showed me the petition, and I saw that the petition was approved”.
Does he think nigerians are stupid? some others in the force still need to be dealt with. Nearly all of them on the express use wrong name tags and identity numbers on their uniforms. God help us all.
AutosRe: 2006 Bmw 325i For Sale by itoldu: 9:51am On Nov 13, 2011
ow much is it
AutosRe: 2006 Range Rover Sport (black In, Black Out) N6.7m by itoldu: 9:50am On Nov 13, 2011
please who can differentiate between the models of range rover sports supercharged (from 03-09) by the body? i would really appreciate it
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by itoldu: 8:38am On Nov 13, 2011
lounge
CrimeRe: Nigerian Murdered In Washington DC Over 75 Cents by itoldu: 10:28pm On Nov 12, 2011
the man still has 10 days left to live nah! He is scheduled to leave earth by November 22, (i.e. ten days from now)
AutosRe: Motorbikes! Where Are Thou by itoldu: 1:07pm On Nov 11, 2011
so much stress to do registration, e pele o
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by itoldu: 12:39pm On Nov 11, 2011
I have a problem with my bb bold touch. it has just started dialling while i am requesting for account balance, any help?
PoliticsRe: ACN Urges NDA To Withdraw Hon Degrees From Akpabio & Alison-madueke by itoldu: 5:23pm On Nov 10, 2011
some big boys in the military were just given some oil blocks. how else do they return a favor? and why are you all being worried, at least it wasn't a degree from UI or OAU? They can have their chinco degree. grin
RomanceRe: Is It Normal For A Guy To Go Though His Girfriends Phone? by itoldu: 2:25pm On Nov 10, 2011
so now, you all realise that the more improved the technology, the more the problem. like when it was NITEL landlines, tell me you could have this present discussion. Left to me, i won't even be bothered about the checking of her phone not because i suspect her, but because there is something i aint doing right and she is looking for it elsewhere once there is a suspicion. You cannot be totally perfect as a guy but you can at least be who you are. be sure she aint the only girl in the world.
so you check her phone and confront her telling her what exactly?
you: i saw these messages from a guy named "Daniel"
she: he was my secondary school friend (or something to suit your hearing)
and then she makes a statement about you not trusting her with a sad face or tears running down her eyes. at this point in time, there are two things involved: it's either you give her a "love-vendor talk to his bitch" or " you apologise for not trusting". Either ways, your relationship has hit the rocks.
Best thing to do; don't bore her when you are together. Give her a reason to know you are together (not material things, and not by forcing it into her head cos either ways, you are still doomed).it would take your time so before spreading out your net, ask yourself "is she worth it?"
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by itoldu: 9:36pm On Nov 09, 2011
umm, siena wink i see u. meant max speed.
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by itoldu: 9:29pm On Nov 09, 2011
i was just wondering why some are putting their records from video games here. get real, it doesn't kill, it only makes you know how good a driver you are
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by itoldu: 9:26pm On Nov 09, 2011
la campagne tropicana resorts
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by itoldu: 9:24pm On Nov 09, 2011
i did this somewhere between ile- ife and moro in a kia cerato 2008 model. i checked online for the topspeed of the car. it was written to be limited at 198km/hr whereas i went ahead to 200km/hr. the pics was taken with my hp phone so it aint that clear.
If you are interested in taking your car to topspeed in the southwest, there are two main roads/highways i can recommend.
1- from elegbusi beach to La campagne tropicana beach in Lagos state (my 1st choice, straight road and no potholes)
2- from ota to Joga orile in ogun state

BusinessRe: Google Trader Nigeria To Compete With Dealfish, Tradestable, Nairalist by itoldu: 9:13pm On Nov 09, 2011
seun, hope u can curb those bastards that claim to have goods at cheap prices and put an address of being based in lagos and later say they are somewhere in PH when called. i wish there was something like "Internet Jungle Justice" lol
BusinessRe: Best Banks In Nigeria For Domicilary Accounts by itoldu: 9:04pm On Nov 09, 2011
just make sure you stay away from these banks;
- fidelity bank
- confused intercontinental bank
- uba
-skye bank
these are undisputably the most useless banks in our wonderful country.
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by itoldu: 11:27pm On Nov 05, 2011
you are all so hungry for sex, only that the depressed ones (because they are ugly) readily give it to you. step up ur game. alomo and beer parlours are keeping you in darkness.
CareerRe: How Much Monthly Salary Can Give One 'Big Guy/Girl' Status In Nigeria? by itoldu: 11:03pm On Nov 05, 2011
why are you all cracking your heads? big guy/girl is a thing of the mind. At least there are people earning same as you yet they look so poor when they stand next to you.they think you have got some external cash coming in. they might even have more than you do in the bank.you sayit as though it were and it registers in the mind. from there, you are either big or broke. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have U Ever Googled Yourself. by itoldu: 10:54pm On Nov 05, 2011
i just did and i had "about 1,620,000,000 results (0.09 seconds)". you can't beat that
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo. Like Or Loathe Him, Is The Greatest Living Nigerian. by itoldu: 10:45pm On Nov 05, 2011
Ignorance has laid a bed for some of you. Now you are sleep talking. It's until when the man who holds a Doctorate degree and is in partnership with SHELLS Manufacturing n co, tells you it is illegal to own or drive until you are 30, tells you that you must pass through toll gates at least 6 times a week, you must repaint your car every year and also renew all its documents including the police report. Maybe that's when your lips would just start singing "In the good old days", all of which is OBJ's tenure. Nevertheless, your insults are much welcomed. But before you do that,do something wise for yourself; talk with your parents or the elderly around you and ask them who they would want to lead this country. If they tell you otherwise, look at the kind of house they live in and the type of cars they drive, the phones they use. If the 1st question you asked about whom they want to lead this country gave them a lot of trouble, ask them if they could afford their present lifestyle before OBJ's regime and that what do they foresee with the present LUCK administration. (hopefully, they are not thieves in ministerial offices and the likes, if so, you can go ahead with the insult, we all understand your predicament is an inherited one.)

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