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EducationRe: Any G E J's Students On Nairaland by itoldu: 6:03pm On Jun 28, 2012
There is a student of his whom he supervised his project and gave a B in his project. He is on twitter. I met followed him a while ago. @francisawelewa. check his tweet of december 2011
FamilyRe: thanks by itoldu: 7:28pm On Jun 25, 2012
Woman, he cant be the one refusing to have sex, you are the cause of the downfall. You should really be ashamed of urself. you are married with four kids, you have your idea of what love is (fantasy) and you first of all had to get married before you brain woke up. Really, what is the difference between you and okotie. you would most likely find a guy who fits into your fantasy yet cannot even think of introducing you to his family or better still get married to you and he also has to fulfil his fantasy (of which you might be expired by then). If your husband still desires to stay married to you, put aside all laziness and fantasies and for whichever God's name in which you got matried, make it work. enough said
CelebritiesRe: D’banj - I Want To Win A Brit Award & A Grammy by itoldu: 4:44pm On Jun 25, 2012
Lataaro, koiti koja page 0. Dapo, ooni binu noni. Oro e ti n su won.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro2012: Football Fan Dies After Going Eleven Nights Without Sleep by itoldu: 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2012
If GOD (Immortal) could dedicate a Whole day to rest after working for six days, a mere mortal like you. Your case should be a specials on the show " What were they thinking" . RIP
TravelRe: South-African Policeman Tears Nigerian's Passport To Pieces (Pic) by itoldu: 3:44pm On Jun 22, 2012
You are the least of the government's worries bro.
Issue of boko haram
issue of farouk lawan
issue of embassy account
etc
An advice: go to the nigerian embassy and file a report. if nothing is done, always remember: the journey of a thousand miles starts with a step. All will be well.
AutosRe: Honda Repsol 1000XR Power Bike by itoldu: 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2012
HOW much is it going for? Answer in time abeg
Christianity EtcVideo Of The Week. Even If Your Friday Is Dulling, Time To Get A Smile #takeit by itoldu(op): 12:06pm On Jun 22, 2012
RomanceRe: Question: Why Do Guys Choose Sports Over Their Partners? by itoldu: 11:53am On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Why? I didnt steal nothing! Please dont set me on fire! The devil made me steal the blackberry ooo[/quote]My blackberry fell and two pins misplaced. You seem a bit pricked so i was wondering if the pins are in you
RomanceRe: Question: Why Do Guys Choose Sports Over Their Partners? by itoldu: 11:38am On Jun 22, 2012
Mrs chima, how are you? we really need to chat
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego To Marry Timi Alaibe by itoldu: 3:26am On Jun 19, 2012
Na her fault? When all of una don broadcast stephanie wedding video. which naija babe no wan beat that record? Now my babe don lemme waka go look for her pot of gold. Na chick wey get this kind CV i dey hint down now:
1. Fun loving
2. I dont like blackberry fones.
3. Social networking can be so boring
4. I need a guy who loves me for who i am and can make me happy always.
5. Finally, i am contempted with what i have
TV/MoviesRe: Have You Seen The New Coca Cola Advert? It Insults Africans by itoldu: 4:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
Una get earthquake, hurricane, volcanic eruption? Na only manmade disaster dey worry us.no go thank your maker and take a bottle of coke. #calmsyourinsanity.
PoliticsRe: OBJ To Appear Before Reps June 28 by itoldu: 11:54am On Jun 11, 2012
They only want to put it in history that they summoned OBJ. They are surely shivering in their pants ryt now while the Boss of Bosses is most likely sipping some Garium Sulphite. #objchillin
Music/RadioRe: K-switch Ft Dbanj - Sister Caro by itoldu: 4:03pm On Jun 10, 2012
strangest: Smh... What was dbanj into before music? He would ve been better off there...
Some say he was a security guard who guarded a puppy for a neighbour's kid; Some say he was a member of the choir in livingfaith church. All we know is "He is called the Kokomaster"
BusinessRe: Marilyn-Joan Obiora Of Diamond Bank Stole 125 Million Naira by itoldu: 11:50pm On Jun 09, 2012
Now at large? With N125m, dem for dey inside small cave nA.
FamilyRe: Dog Rescues Abandoned Baby In Ghana- Awesome Story by itoldu: 1:46pm On Jun 09, 2012
My noerboel barks at strange adults but loves kids. its in their blood. get one and be happy.
RomanceRe: K-solo Opens Up On Assault, Thievery Allegations By Wife, Kikelomo by itoldu: 5:05pm On Jun 08, 2012
At the end of the day, she still dint apply it properly before posing for the camera. This would really piss RIHANNA off. smh.
RomanceRe: K-solo Opens Up On Assault, Thievery Allegations By Wife, Kikelomo by itoldu: 4:56pm On Jun 08, 2012
But why did the *Chris Brown make-up line* take so long before hitting the market?
Car TalkRe: What Is The Best SUV For A Small Girl? by itoldu: 8:43am On Jun 07, 2012
5ft6 weighing 56kg? why not just buy yourself a QX56 and make sure ur number plate is *5FT6QX56* or *56KGQX56*. No one would even notice you just drove by.
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Verbally Abusive by itoldu: 8:33am On Jun 07, 2012
You are thinking that after the exchange of vows, everything would change. Mo sorry fun e. Wedding is just another day in a man's life. Here is one thing u can do. BOTH OF YOU can sign up for counselling of nothing less than 3yrs. You'd say its long but i'd advice you do it if you've stayed 5yrs with d guy. With tym, all will be well. My reason is simply thus; you might call it quits now but end up spendin another three yrs making d next guy be the Mr. right. Act right, act now.
Car TalkRe: Kia Owners Forum by itoldu: 11:13pm On Jun 06, 2012
bandymed: With all sincerity Kia had won my admiration. I used a Kia rio nd I can beat my chest that the most fuel efficient car I've ever driven is my Kia rio. I'm saving to get myself the latest Kia sports age .
SPORTS AGEhuh SMH
RomanceRe: Your Top 5 Priorities Before Selecting A Husband/Wife by itoldu: 10:36am On Jun 06, 2012
At the end of the day, you would find mr/mrs right, yet they aint good enough there is still some lil flavor of *BAD* that you want in them. Dont worry, your lists can reach heaven but when ur "OJU KOKORO" still dey, why not include *gud bedmatics* in ur list, they may call u all sorts but if it is what u want (wch u definitely need), then ur d realist not those that form and yet sneak to get it.
My advice: stop making a list and start enjoyin every moment as it coms.
Christianity EtcRe: Security Breach May Lead To Domestic Plane Crash - Tb Joshua by itoldu: 7:33pm On Jun 03, 2012
hunkyjohn: Hmmmmm. And on the 3rd of June, a local flight from Abuja to Lagos crashed with about 153 people on board! Can anyone confirm if there were any government officials on t
he flight?
Who is not a govt official in nigeria. mtscheww
TravelRe: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by itoldu: 5:08pm On Jun 03, 2012
And not 1 single national channel is showin or talkin about it. Just a subnews.
TravelRe: Ogun State To Construct Air-conditioned Pedestrian Bridge. by itoldu: 5:44pm On May 31, 2012
Just a thought: The a.c. for my crib no dey too chillin. swthrt, i know just where we are gona have our night out grin. if they ask, we just say "we were too tired to get home."
PoliticsRe: Was Funmilayo Ransome Kuti The First Woman To Drive A Car? by itoldu: 5:27pm On May 31, 2012
@poster U wan dey follow am drag past title? Alainisese omo. u can go and use bottle cover as hand fan and set ur record na. omo, ja lori internet jare.
RomanceRe: 5 Qualities Of A Wife by itoldu: 10:21am On May 31, 2012
1. she has a husband she loves.
2. She is dilligent.
3. She readily and easily forgives her husband
4. she doesn't waste her time with gossips on her marriage.
5. She is the pride of her husband.

No matter how foolish he is, with all these qualities in view, he will be the good husband. Neighbours like you would learn in case you need help.
FoodRe: Cooking Before Church And Eating After Church by itoldu: 2:27am On May 14, 2012
i can only imagine what kind of prayers you made in church. Father, strike down the preacher and the intercessor if they misbehave with time. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 10 Cruel Things Women Do To Men by itoldu:
treat them like finished gold, they would be mined by another explorer. treat them like black gold undergoing purification, when they become the attractive gold, they won't want to leave the blacksmith. only the explorer suffers the cruelty. Dont mind me, i just became a blacksmith and all my bars of gold are still getting polished even though they are with explorers.
FamilyRe: How To Calculate Anyone's Age With Their Shoe Size by itoldu: 1:00pm On Mar 10, 2012
naijababe2:
it worked!! cheesy cheesy *jumping* grin cheesy
ICE GLO:
Wao i got it cheesy:p8-) sad sad
[quote author=Imperial McHæl link=topic=889435.msg10366141#msg10366141 date=1331316820]can someone help me, is this jazz?[/quote]I didn't know the HILTON'S had relatives on NAIRALAND. I'm sure they would be surprised too when they learn that not all biscuits come in wrappers. mmmmmttttttssssssssccccccchhhhhhhhheeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
FamilyRe: Will You Buy A Toy Gun For Your Child? by itoldu: 5:15pm On Feb 08, 2012
toy guns won't sell that much nowadays. so why bother. Here is the in-thing:
Buy toy hand-grenades and toy bombs for your kids so they can play BK and FG. LOL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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