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CultureRe: Help! Tradition Wants To Spoil Something Good by itoldu: 6:31am On Jan 29, 2012
she aint married yet so it aint adultery she committed. if she is scared she can't control herself, she should take a deeper look at the nearest mad woman in her environ snd see if it's worth the risk.
PhonesRe: Blackberry Bold 4 Vs Blackberry Touch by itoldu: 8:41pm On Jan 28, 2012
here is the simple thing: if you meant choosing between a bold 9780 (commonly known in naija as bold4) and 9800 (torch not touch 9900/9930), my advice should surely take you through.
1. if you feel like being in vogue (till say mid-april 2012 when the world would all be dying to own the average in-vogue 9900/9930), you can go for a torch
2. if you sincerely want to use a blackberry, go for the 9780 (bold4).
here are my reasons why;
- they both have the same operating system
- they both have the same camera
- they both have keypads
their differences are as follows;
- torch has a wider screen display than bold 4
- torch has a touchscreen while the bold 4 doesn't
- torch is a slide phone while bold 4 is a smartphone
- when a torch drops, there is more worries of damage than when a bold 4 drops.
- when both batteries are fully charged, the torch doesn't last half as long as the bold 4

these are my views from their use. as far as i'm concerned, you won't be weeping internally if you buy the bold 4. forget the cost difference.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Leader Is A Buk Graduate, Killed by itoldu: 8:15pm On Jan 27, 2012
person study MASS COMMUNICATION. If he kills the masses, he is still communicating. Can i get a "U R VERY SILLY". lol
PoliticsRe: My Last Night Experience Around 8.20pm. by itoldu: 8:13pm On Jan 27, 2012
what is worth doing, is worth doing well. moskeeto, u really have to identify and correct all the errors in that story. if you can't and don't, then you are no better than Ozegbe.
RomanceRe: How Do You End An 8 Years Old Relationship? by itoldu: 5:30pm On Jan 27, 2012
mo sorry fun gbogbo yin lokankan. ow can that be all you do with a chick for 8years. even those sluts won't allow u sign in into their website after a year. The guy is just kidding. Here is the thing: advise him to initiate some fun other than sex in all their encounters and bring out some other sweet things in her. if he claims he is tired of sex, HE IS A BIG FAT BIITTCCHH. (GET IT). OVER AND OUT.
PoliticsRe: Panic At Pdp Secretariat Over Explosion by itoldu: 5:09pm On Jan 26, 2012
Eltonluigi:
If an electric transfomer at the headquarter of the ruling party(PDP)can be faulty and even exploding, then we shouldn't be surprise at their incompetency to provide constant electricity for the entire populace.
they'd still fix theirs before u r thot of. pele
Technology MarketRe: I Need An Apple Mac Book Pro 13 Inch by itoldu: 11:57am On Jan 26, 2012
contact my bro on dgoinggetsrough@yahoo.co.uk. seems he has a 4gb, 500gb, 2.6GHz corei5 for sale at 215,000
Technology MarketRe: I Need An Apple Mac Book Pro 13 Inch by itoldu: 10:42am On Jan 26, 2012
i can get you a 4GB,500GB COREI5 13" Macbook pro at just 215,000. nothing less. if interested, let me know
Technology MarketRe: I Need An Apple Mac Book Pro 13 Inch by itoldu: 10:40am On Jan 26, 2012
nubui
PoliticsRe: Pension Reforms Task Team Uncovers 71,133 Ghost Pensioners by itoldu: 10:21am On Jan 26, 2012
Ghost BH on the way
Christianity EtcRe: Nairalanders Incurring God's Wrath By Abusing God's Men by itoldu:
Seun, na scam. he's only trying to beat his past record of replies to his  threads. This guy is good.
Christianity EtcRe: Nairalanders Incurring God's Wrath By Abusing God's Men by itoldu: 9:30am On Jan 26, 2012
You can't understand what you don't know, neither can you get wisdom from what you don't understand. Doing the right thing is the right thing. -Selah
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Kanu Nwankwo's Wife's 25th Birthday And Graduation. by itoldu: 9:11am On Jan 26, 2012
wait o, fromthe 2nd pics, i dint know alomo now looks like champagne undecided abi why is kanu's face lomoing
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Threatens Nlc Over N97 Pump Price by itoldu: 9:07am On Jan 26, 2012
vote BH 2015,
Our Promises to the Citizens
-Good roads open to all
-Employment rate increase by 30% especially mechanics, bricklayers, plumbers, electricians (to fix the damages in the nation)
-Total wipeout of terrorism
-All citizens study abroad on full scholarship at schools of choice (any school that refuses admission, their nation suffers the consequence)
With these few, we hope you vote us in, if not, you would all be visited in no time.lol

how long is it going to take us to realise that these people are a political party.
For a party to be established in our country, a person in power must be funding its underground project; shocked
it must be well known nation wide; embarassed
it must cut across all cultures (well, they have threatened all cultures) undecided
it must have enough cash cool
it must be able to speak for itself lipsrsealed
it must be able to take out anyone in its way to achieve its goal wink
Its candidate can be vanished from police custody cheesy
ENOUGH SAID
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Withdrawn From Lagos Streets by itoldu: 6:00pm On Jan 24, 2012
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=854036.msg10038013#msg10038013 date=1327421767]oops,
Wtf is diorhear ?[/quote]@Dejust must have pulled the wrong card from the slot. in KG, you are told to spell as you pronounce. that was all he did. Now, pronounce this word "DIARROHEA"
Now you know; not all NL are of age.
Music/RadioRe: Vic O And Speedy Darlington Fight On Twitter Over Diss Track by itoldu: 12:44pm On Dec 20, 2011
well, we complain if a price tag is put on youtube,twitter and the likes. now that it is free, what do we get?
it's about time we give fuji artists dem respect.
Vic O and Speed darlington, in ur next life, dont get too full on maama's twin towers. ask her to send you to Ladipo,aba or the likes.
PoliticsRe: Deputy IG Of Police Slumps In Ikorodu Hotel by itoldu: 11:52pm On Dec 17, 2011
this story reminds me of one lecturer in OAU. Fabayo of economics department who on one sweet morning around 7:30 had a naked cleaner run out of his office screaming: OGA TI DAKU!!! E GBA MI O!!!. This happened years ago.
AutosRe: Registered 2004 Bmw 530i Series>bought Brand New< @2m by itoldu: 7:31am On Dec 15, 2011
Funny ads,you decide to hide 1-out-of-3 of the number plates. What were you thinking?
This is a luvly car only that you won't be sincere as to why it is being sold this cheap.
Gbenga, if you tell me the sincere truth as to why it is this cheap,its good enough and you are ready to head to coscharis with me for proof, i might just pay you 2.5m for it. don't worry i'd pay for reg at coscharis
AutosRe: Lagos Cleared Toyota Camry Le 2011 For Sale (with Pics) by itoldu: 7:21am On Dec 15, 2011
Are these the parts that survived the crash?
then, i would rather say it's too expensive
would you sell for 600k?
AutosRe: (by Duke)bmw 5 Series Sport For 1.2m by itoldu: 2:40am On Dec 09, 2011
because sey na accident free, na why you go take the pics for panel beater shop? lol
TravelRe: La Campagne Tropicana - What's Your Experience? by itoldu: 11:49am On Dec 06, 2011
vibeslady:
shocked Thank God I didn't make the mistake, I was thinking of Going to La Campagne Tropicana earlier informed by a friend who had no idea about all these, !!! Naija, went are we going to change, ? cry
tomorrow na
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Keep Faith After Asking God For A Blessing For 16years by itoldu: 8:21am On Nov 21, 2011
keep the hope alive and it will come to pass
RomanceRe: If Ur Papa Snatch Ur Girlfriend Na Wetin U Go Do? by itoldu: 8:12am On Nov 21, 2011
simply use what you have to get what you want. be the other guy in d chick's life and siphon your father dry. He'd be so broke, only ur mom would be on his mind.
FashionRe: Miss Nigeria 2011 Is Feyijimi Sodipo by itoldu: 9:02pm On Nov 20, 2011
ok, thats enuff with the miss Nigeria 2011. Fellow gbeboruns, news has it that duncan mighty does not own the phantom that most of u must have bragged about on his behalf.
heonly rented it for his video shoot. i can imagine what the video would be like (*boring*) after all, we now know he doesn't own the phantom.
the poor guy even admitted he can't afford such. i read earlier that he compared himself with my "not listening to my parents but i'm not rude" Dbanj. He better go apologise before the gods of igboland see to his case.
FashionRe: Miss Nigeria 2011 Is Feyijimi Sodipo by itoldu: 4:36pm On Nov 20, 2011
afam4eva:
It's quite sad that the beautiful ones are not yet born.
They are already born but are in clubs, boarding house universities or with the big boys who pay them good cash and up their rep.
if your daughters are/were this pretty, ego won't allow some of you let them go on such shows. so reserve your comments until you have passed through the test.
TV/MoviesRe: Who Would You Pick For James Bond In Nigeria? by itoldu: 4:30pm On Nov 20, 2011
chidi mokeme too aint a bad idea but the rest can do if it was meant to be nigerian "hot fuzz"
At least they would all have a character to play in the movie
TV/MoviesRe: Who Would You Pick For James Bond In Nigeria? by itoldu: 4:27pm On Nov 20, 2011
[quote author=awesome_t link=topic=803541.msg9595759#msg9595759 date=1321800396]The anchor man for who wants to be a millionaire! Can't seem to remember his name huh[/quote]you meant Frank Edoho. Are you sure you watch the show at all?
for me, i think i'd go with Desmond Elliot. i luv Dbanj but i think he has a jumping blood virus.
PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Jonathan by itoldu: 7:17am On Nov 20, 2011
happy birthday to Mr President though i'm not a fan of the puppet(OBJ on the strings). here's one for you all.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsgIabL4K9o
AutosRe: Beastly 2005 BMW 530i - 5-series by itoldu: 7:24am On Nov 19, 2011
dantitiki, i hope this car aint an accidented car. i have a friend who is ready to get a car but aint all that interested in a bmw. i've been convincing him for days and he is changing a bit but if this car is accidented, please let me know.
FashionRe: Actress Rukky Sanda Altered Her Looks With Plastic Surgery by itoldu: 12:58pm On Nov 18, 2011
divorces, drug peddlers, tatoos, prostitution(ini edo and her white love-vendor), and now behold the next level; plastic surgery.
Well, when are their blue films, rehab postings, DUI cases and the likes gonna be on the list. smh* can't we just put some of these celebs to sleep? Our culture is fast fading.
As for rukky; did you tell the surgeon that you wanted to look like "THE SAND MAN" FROM SPIDERMAN. if so, well he did a very wonderful job. No sins attached
RomanceRe: Caught Cheating A Day To Marriage Proposal by itoldu: 5:30pm On Nov 15, 2011
do you want your father to cry all because you made a mugu of yourself? you can't even understand this if you don't even know it's already over.
let's look at 1st case senario especially: she would come back begging that she still wants in. Mr charming prince would take her back because he lacks foresight. he does everything to please and keep her not knowing that FACEBOOK LOVE is enjoying more than he bargained for. You go ahead with the wedding and after she gains access to your funds (because of the mugu you are proving to be, no offence), a lot of anonymous spending starts and yet you believe she is your wife and would never do such. remmber that papa is paying your salary and he'd surely be giving you bonuses
My advice is that you set sail to another shore and don't start your new r/ship with this story because you might not just tell if the next would do the same seeing your weak point. Remove the feelinggs from the equation and see the whole r/ship from a new point of view. So many are married and are not happy because they saw some of these traits and thought it right to go with the flow. i still relate with my exs'. No feelings attached but as for you, stay out of sight till you get your head together.

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