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Christianity EtcRe: National Fasting And Prayer Day: Jonathan, Adeboye, Oyedepo, Others To Attend. by itoldu: 6:54pm On Sep 11, 2012
If it were Gej and fellow politicians only, this would have been a unidirectional war of words. Now that #OluwaIsInvolved, some of us are saying #easy,. It is only good to know that they are all our leaders in their various fields. I'm hope most of you saying #easy bro or the likes, deeply dont have your own hatred for Gej. I sincerely hope you gain wisdom in all you do. GBAHF.
PhonesRe: ..... by itoldu: 6:41pm On Sep 11, 2012
free2ryhme: https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252486_353384461412241_1782191578_n.jpg bros ask then they might know where your missing fone is? grin grin grin
free2ryhme: @free2rhyme abi na ryhme ur own be, u no well o. How u take get dis kind pisshur? i swear Jeremiah Abalaka dey work on ur Cure Formula. lmaoooo danu danu


https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252486_353384461412241_1782191578_n.jpg bros ask then they might know where your missing fone is? grin grin grin
EducationRe: Crak Ur Brain by itoldu: 11:07am On Sep 11, 2012
its too early to take out the fun in the puzzle. lets hear what others have to say before i give the answer.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Kissing Two Girls At A Time By The Road Side by itoldu: 10:59am On Sep 11, 2012
"una don come again"**bless
Foreign AffairsRe: China’s Yangtze River Mysteriously Turns Blood Red by itoldu: 7:27am On Sep 11, 2012
its just an in-flow of red clay. it would take a while before the clay settles.
FoodRe: What's Your Worst Cooking Blunder? by itoldu: 8:32am On Aug 25, 2012
i burnt boiled water
PoliticsRe: Fellow Nigerians, My Take On MTN by itoldu(op): 3:08pm On Aug 22, 2012
Ummm!! guess these two above have totally different reading skills
PoliticsFellow Nigerians, My Take On MTN by itoldu(op): 9:39am On Aug 22, 2012
I sure hope am not the only one with this point of view that the idea of MTN giving out an aeroplane is not a scam but one of a very foolish nature. Only God knows that i'm not interested in asking my friend "how much is a brand new aeroplane" and "how large is the aeroplane MTN wants to give out". This my friend must have answered that question to many of you and i still don't care. I'm not going to bore you out with other ideas they could use the equivalent money to do; like sponsor the repairs of the A122/A121 highways, or maybe donate the plane to Nigeria Airways (which is a good idea if the flight rates are very competitive). If you haven't heard, hear it now; MTN's projected profit for its first ten years in Nigeria was made in its first year. Still, after such an overwhelming profit margin, it is still the most costly network to operate. Their promos are nothing exclusive compared to the likes of GLO, etisalat...
For those of you who really are keen on winning an aeroplane when you can't maintain a car, kudos to you. Wait till you find out how much it takes for your plane to be on a tarmac or the per hour charges for it in a hanger.
The only logical explanation for this is that only a rich man would wim this and when he is asked of how much he spent to win it, all he would most probably say is "i just loaded as usual". It is left for you to "go figure".
All I'm saying is why not just snob the idea of winning the aeroplane and make this people rethink and restrategise because we aint fools and we shouldn't be treated as one. They make all our money and return home to southafrica where they are from to take care of their own.
Come to think of it; Dana Air crash was in june, this is just August for crying out loud.
RomanceRe: How Far Will You Go To Save Your Relationship? by itoldu: 12:19am On Aug 22, 2012
I'd move from Ojota to Maryland. #okbye
RomanceRe: Tips To Mantain Fresh Breath; Kiss Withouth Fear. by itoldu: 7:44am On Aug 19, 2012
Wehrey person u must to be o!!! #1 is just some very funny sumtin. i still dey laff.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by itoldu: 11:04pm On Aug 18, 2012
This is a case of "that moment after you've received a Black and White beating but while walking away, you start insulting the Beater" Leave her alone. She is still trying to recover from #GhanaFriday
Phone/Internet MarketRe: I Need A Samsung S2 URGENTLY by itoldu: 5:26pm On Aug 18, 2012
I've got my white S II with all its accessories. Let me hear how much you are willing to offer if you aint been selfish. Bought it new and it is still as clean as possible
PoliticsRe: Security Tips For Every Nigerian by itoldu: 5:16pm On Aug 18, 2012
Woke up this morning, got myself a gun...
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Charly Boy & Justice Oputa by itoldu: 4:00am On Aug 14, 2012
all i see is the HAYABUSA. its HAWT!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Re-must I Pay Tithe To Get To Heaven? by itoldu: 10:45am On Aug 13, 2012
Can you owe me and expect me to answer to your every beck and call?
SportsRe: Ajoke Odumosu Places Last In Women's 400M Hurdles by itoldu: 3:19am On Aug 09, 2012
Isn't she a joke? lol
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Insults D'banj On Twitter Called Him Akpan by itoldu: 5:58pm On Aug 06, 2012
Na skales send the tweet o. he has apologised to dbanj and wizkid for sending it.he did it while wizkid was in the bathroom finding pleasure on the joystick. lol
EducationRe: Obafemi Owode LG Primary School In Abeokuta: Worst Primary School In Nigeria? by itoldu: 1:51pm On Aug 05, 2012
@poste, you must be a corper. When/if you become rich and famous, those kids are gonna sue your sorry ass. watch out
RomanceRe: Difference Between 'I Love You' And 'Am In Love With You' by itoldu: 4:48pm On Jul 30, 2012
danieldrake14: i love u is a feeling why am in love with u is an emotion
And you bear two english names.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Sambo's Home In Zaria, Kaduna by itoldu: 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2012
Moshood91: We need a nice strategy to curb this Boko Haram menace.

A comprehensive counterterrorism strategy must be centered on four goals:
First, stop terrorists from committing acts of violence by capturing them, disrupting their cells, or if necessary, killing them.

Second, keep the most dangerous weapons out of terrorists' hands.

Third, recognizing it is impossible to prevent all attacks.

Fourth, prevent radicalization by helping to deal with grievances that are spawning terrorists
You can't be kidding me. This must be from your 2007 write-up
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Baby Ini Edo by itoldu: 4:28pm On Jul 30, 2012
chii8: Nice pix bt it seems that pix was taken btw 1975 - 1980
you don't say. I thought It was taken yday by Clarence A. Peters
RomanceRe: Difference Between 'I Love You' And 'Am In Love With You' by itoldu: 4:21pm On Jul 30, 2012
its simple; you say "i love you" when its all about sex, you say "am in love with you" when sex aint the number 1 priority
PoliticsRe: Richard Branson- Nigerian Politicians Are Insane, & Dream Killers by itoldu: 1:51pm On Jul 29, 2012
So when are these idiots gonna make another "SUMMONS" headline?
PoliticsRe: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by itoldu: 2:39am On Jul 24, 2012
Yimu
Jokes EtcRe: Math Homework *** by itoldu: 7:32am On Jul 19, 2012
Aaafrikan magic. forgotn d title of the movie. nkem owoh tinz. next?
FamilyRe: A Wife Or A Car: Which Is More Expensive To Maintain? by itoldu: 12:19pm On Jul 08, 2012
A wife is ur unpriceable possession. if you have to rate her as EXPENSIVE, i'm NOT sorry to say but your MARRIAGE is FINISHED .
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy's The Solar Plexus Album Was A Flop Afterall! by itoldu: 3:42am On Jul 07, 2012
Na which album "forever" dey? Bomb dey some of una head
. if una fit produce beats, enter studio go sing. i luv IDJA but u all bera behave.
FamilyRe: I Mistakenly Impregnanted My Wife's Sis And Cousin... by itoldu: 11:09am On Jun 29, 2012
In-house banging.. it was a set-up i swear. na dangote son? The wife wan share settlement for all her family. I can bet, they aint yoruba nor hausa gals.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Dies During Intimacy With Married Lover by itoldu: 8:26am On Jun 29, 2012
afam4eva: Why does sexx require so much physical and emotional energy.
You think sey na small thing when God sef dey code am from Adam and Eve b4 dem chop apple wey open dem eye? God don come issue you license to sex at will, You wan come dey do underG wt another licensed user. Na she know as she go explain am for the other side. R.I.P.
PhonesRe: Nokia Confirms 808 Pureview Release Date by itoldu: 6:14pm On Jun 28, 2012
Nokia Records. All Carl Zeiss again
we go make dem jealous our love sotey we no stop
Even if dem vex, we go make them vex, take pishhur for busstop.
Shey make we beg them?
Noooo Noooo Noooo

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