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I hope foolishic is watching Mudi. If Chukwuemeka did not decide to be unfortunate, he could have had an assist

Chelsea: Kepa, Chalobah, Badiashile, Thiago Silva, Cucurella, Jorginho (c), Gallagher, Ziyech, Mount, Hall, Havertz.

obainojazz:
Position filled 😂

Okay na

Incase you guys have another vacancy that can be done remotely from Nigeria, let us know make we follow una chop the hard currency

obainojazz:
I have a text message from my boss saying if I have a friend to fill a vacant role or they’ll post on job websites.

Baba Dey equate am to person stealing billions meant for hospitals and other necessities 😂

Make I fill am na. I can work remotely

Jodera:
Lol...
The question is

Has "decent coach" Guardiola lost a 2 goal lead at half time?

We'll get to whether it's 3 or 4 or 10 later

GloriousGbola:
You never know - Guy could be Ceo of gtb or something like that.

Back in 2014, I had a very easy route into the Nigerian Navy and made it to the training in Onne. Around the same time, I got another job and was undergoing training in Lagos. Had to leave the Navy thing and focused on the job I had. Irrespective of the promises and assurances I had been given that going for the Onne training was just formality, I felt a bird at hand was worth more than a thousand in the bush.

There are times I now look back and wonder if going for that Navy job would have been a better choice. Maybe I would have been posted to Escravos or Forcados making mad money plus job security.

As you rightly noted, I guess we just never know.

BlueRayDick:
Kickback is official unofficially in Nigeria, almost everybody want's to make something from putting u on. There are only few people who help u for the sake of doing good nowadays.

I can't forget our late former neighbour(God rest his soul ) The man fixed my siblings for INEC Ad-hoc job in 2003 elections, he also fixed them for the 2006 National population census job as enumerators. That was how the elderly one between my siblings thought of appreciating him and bought some gift items for him. If u see the way the man reprimanded my siblings ehn....He said how much did they make from the ad-hoc job that they are wasting money buying something for him? He felt they were being fooolish and do not know how to manage money ...... He asked them to return the gifts to the seller and even offered to follow them to return it if the seller refuses to refund them. He was one of the good ones.

Wow. This kind of man no dey Nigeria again. Just imagine the selflessness.

Spy360:
New debit cards would be issued. All ATMs will now belong to CBN.

At whose cost? These people are jokers

Spy360:
Due to cashless policy and withdrawal limits stealing an ATM card for crime would be petty.

The universal card is mainly to ensure that all transactions are monitored by CBN.

My only issue is that, technology that's government backed in Nigeria is not always reliable.

So if I understand, our various ATM cards will no longer be valid or they will find a way to link all existing ATM cards to the one from CBN such that I can either withdraw money from my Zenith or First Bank ATM cards or from the CBN card.

BlueRayDick:
Don't be deceived, majority of those guys are very very intelligent. Emiefele that u see graduated top of his class during undergraduate years, He was the CEO of a top Bank in the country.

Its just that when they get political appointments they just decide to do things that will suit their selfish interest and that of their political associates. If u know the kind level wey Emefiele don run ehn, even his family members are not left out.

This is the summary.

Sometimes the will is there but they have to do the bidding of those who helped them get there.

Another good example is Lauretta Onochie the new NDDC chairman. People helped her get there. She must do whatever they want in return.

We all see these things even in our personal life. Someone gave me a job of 15k twice and he is asking me on WhatsApp if there's anything for him.

I had to ask again just to be sure I understood what he was saying. You should see the way he responded like it was his right.

I just ignored him. He can take the job elsewhere next time.

BlueRayDick:
Any movement wey involve mainland for morning , if u no commot mailand before 6.am u will regret ur decision . Lagos traffic wahala too much .

You guys are trying. Any job that will make me relocate to Lagos must pay in foreign currency

FBS:
I was always on the bus by 5:30am to get to school on time and then you get someone to lap you, which saves you money = extra pocket man.

The traffic is NEXT level. Eko ni le.

The only thing that will make me be on any road by 5:30 is if I'm travelling interstate

BlueRayDick:
I passed Mobolaji Bank anthony few minutes ago and by 5.50am queue don long from the Total filling station on that road to Ikeja Cantonment close to Maryland bus stop .

It will funny to see the 100’s of people on that queue vote APC continuity at the polls come February 2023.

Lagos people.

Some of us never even bath and If not for children going to school, I'll still be sleeping.

desmondDessi:
Please I've been meaning to ask this. When I got my car, the coolant was a green liquid then when I got my AC fixed they had the coolant poured out. Ever since that time I've been using water, that's over months ago. I want to ask, what was the green liquid for? Now that I'm using water, no issues. But I'd love to know the difference

Water will eventually cause rust issues and you'll have to replace your radiator. You should revert to coolant while you can.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]And he has the liver to drag Oasis and Larrde

In a perfect world, his fellow Obidients should be stoning him[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]One of the reasons these Discos have a running business is because people are running away from Prepaid metering.

I always advise people to do whatever they can to have it installed.
[/color]

Plenty misconceptions about prepaid. I was also adviced against getting it. When I eventually got it, I wish I had gotten it long ago. I barely use N2,500 a month. Meanwhile, I was paying N8,000 per month when I was on estimated. My advice to anyone who has ears is to buy prepaid even if his landlord refuses to buy.

Ballzproblem2:
if tottenham wise them better go dey arrange en chinko brother for Brighton mitoma now his stock is rising Small small , cause I know Brighton owner,he will cut your neck before you afford his players

Conte no go kill that boy career so?

izzou:


[color=royalblue]You can't be serious. [/color]

See it here. That was the day I stopped taking him serious when he talks about Obi.

https://www.nairaland.com/7186774/epl-chatroom-all-discussions/1231#120049149

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Toor. Your case is different naa

I have enquired from some of my friends, and they are complaining that the power situation is terrible.

Few weeks to election; Hardship overload[/color]

It's the same where I live. The light is horrible. If I was not on prepaid, I would have told them to disconnect me from PHCN. No way I'm paying estimated with this epileptic supply.

iamoyindamola:
Why are we still queuing for petrol
We just like to they suffer ourselves for this country
If una like vote another foolish person we will all suffer it directly or indirectly
E go reach us

I'm glad the thing has now hit Lagos. Hopefully, something will be done about it. We in the South South have been suffering. Over the last two weeks, I have spent N73,000 buying fuel.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I would have taken you seriously if you didn't support and vote APC in 2015[/color]

That is even forgivable but he also voted Buhari in 2019

Son looking finished

This foolish Perisic has been directly responsible for two of City's goal. No wonder no top club looked his way. To think I was being fooled by his useless crosses

BlueRayDick:
Do u have the direct link to any nairaland thread on this UK care giver visa ? I want to check something

GTOkowa:
pls explain that care visa number 3

Here sirs

https://www.nairaland.com/6748312/uk-skilled-worker-visa-health

Crystal Palace just made my night. All these noise of title cutenders go come down

BlueRayDick:
Expatiate on the care visa . How does it work ?

Ideally, you are supposed to just find care jobs in the UK and apply for the ones offering sponsorship. This is quite difficult to get.

What people do now is find a sure plug in the UK and pay between 8000-10000 pounds for the care visa. It comes with 3 or 5 year sponsorship. Of course that comes with its own risks. If you get scammed, OYO

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Can we have tips on how to japa to abroad without using the Study route?

Everyday must not be Tinubu, Tinubu, Tinubu.

Any tips on how to relocate abroad (excluding UK abeg) without using education package?[/color]

1. If you master a skill well enough, you can get a job outside the country while still in Nigeria. Someone where I work japa'd this way. Not easy but doable

2. Some countries offer citizenship by investment. You can read about Portugal D7 Visa. In the course of my research it's one of the "easiest" to get

3. A lot of guys are also going through care Visa but you ruled out UK already.

This is the little I know. Hopefully, others can also contribute.

Me self dey interested

Donjazet2:
As it stands today, there are only 2 ways one can be termed "successful" in Nigeria. I used quotation marks for that successful because what we term success in this country is very different from other places. Owning a car alone in Nigeria is almost a hallmark of being "successful", meanwhile 17 year olds in America are already driving their own cars to school.

Anyways, being successful in Nigeria is only if you are earning in foreign currency or you are involved in politics.
Any other thing you're doing, you're just suffering and smiling. Be it medium or micro business owner, be it being an academic,

The nigerian climate space is toxic for businesses. Also the best minds are fleeing the country in droves, we're witnessing the worst brain drain from a country ever.

Then those who flee the country,rather than lend voices on how the country can have radical positive changes will now choose to still concern themselves with trivalities and appeal for the corrupt ruling class. Such a pity.

Words on a marble.

Almost all the hotels and filling stations in my town are owned by politicians.

If you see anyone swimming in wealth these days, you easily can guess that they are either into fraud or politics. You'll be right 80% of the time.

lordfalcao:
read and watched saw many good things about him.

He is the winger that will finally chase pulisic away from this club

I thought you didn't want him

pete3000:
It must be done in the high court of the state.

Have you gotten your money from Delt.el? I noticed you have edited your posts

Theflint1:
PDP and APC combined won't get 25% in more than 2 South East states despite the structure they have in place.

You try

I will only take this bet if the G5 and PDP find a way to resolve the current impasse